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#☣️ } The Swarm
umsoheyaurora · 2 years
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The Robot Bussy from the Days of Futures Past known as The AuroraS in conjunction with a coven of narcissitic slots figured out that some witch at Andrews Airforce base was behind an inane but deadly plot to use the meteor landing as a signal to her dogs with bees that shoot out of their mouth and also start a nuclear winter scorching the sky in a futile attempt to bring to life a giant Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man and Godzilla through a secret dark Portal to NeverNeverland and H-E-🏒🏑 to earth and a hoard of misanthropic slothful methaddled psychopaths, but the cuttlefish incels were coming from inside the house. And the rest of you get to edge for as long as you can hold out….minimum 18 days…..if you mess up ya gotta try again. No cummies or pissies or shitties or knotty kitty chicken or other species play till the EdgeLord gets married to his Freaks of the Weak loophole because my love is like a roller coaster: Blumpkins except that never-was my Child Like Empress and the Aurora and the rest of the True Believer Crew (not in reference to my championship Fantasy Football Team <insertrunningpersonal+DJLove To’stally.exe>. Snoogins. S&Gs + G&S Sinners & Gods + Giggles and shits and show me your SNPs 🥑🍆🥑CRISPR Cas9 EndoNuclease. Dont cut my genome and call it Genetic Engineering….also I’m sure the whole Mosquito swarm that was sent out was just Robots put there by the literally the Freakin Greatest Thing(s) in the entirety of all that is and all that isnt.
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<insert glove slap gif with Simpsons comic sans saying I Demand Satisfaction….Good Day Sirs and Sexy Spider Chicas.
If someone needs teachin why dont you get Taught and Air Tite
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thexam-union · 3 years
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Reyes’ Spirits ✨
MEET THE SPIRITS (so far)
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thexam-union · 3 years
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Antares : I'm going to defeat you with the power of violence and this gun I found!
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thexam-union · 3 years
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[ Just after the Swarm started nesting in the chapel ]
Antares : The only issue is my parents are still alive.
Antares : But that can be changed.
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thexam-union · 3 years
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Jordan Wakely : This is your plan? Really?
Mezzetino : Please, I don't plan. I scheme.
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thexam-union · 3 years
Conversation
Muphrid : * having called everyone in * Do any of you have any healthy stress outlets?
Jericho : Yelling
Ophelia : Drinking
Antares : Murder
Erin : Maiming
Jordan : Manipulation
Muphrid :
Muphrid : Ok, so we have yelling.
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