#📓 } Incorrect Quotes

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[if gabriel and betelgeuse didn't live with delia and charles] Gabriel: Juice, chill, my mom's on the phone. >:0T Betelgeuse: *the most obscene sounds and comments you can imagine*

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Badun Detective Agency Incorrect Quotes (Part 2);

Trigger warnings; Injuries, slight ableism, insults, etc.

Let me know if I should add to the trigger warnings.

Samantha is @casinotrio1965 's oc.

Previous parts: Part 1.

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Jace: Hey guys, I'm reorganizing my bookshelf. How do you guys usually do it?

Hermie: By color.

Harry: By size.

Reza, offended: You're supposed to do it aphabetically, you absolute heathens.

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Hadie: Eddie.. Eddie.EDDIE. How do you feel?

Eddie: Like I just got hit by a truck.

Reza: That's because you did, you absolute idiot.

Yzla: REZA!

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Harry: Okay I know I said I wouldn't judge but Danny Darling? Seriously? You could do so much better—

Hadie:

Jace: HARRY!

Harry: What? What I say?

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Harry: What's something you guys are better at than Reza?

Hermie: Monster Madness.

Eddie: Yeah, video games.

Yzla: Emotional vulnerability.

Hadie *without a second thought* Remembering things.

Jace: HAYDEN!

Hadie *confused* What?

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Eddie *pointing at Hadie* That is a morally gray child at best.

Hadie: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm an angel.

Eddie: You are the child of Hades and the brother of Mal. I do not believe that for a second.

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Random Ak: Aren't you embarrassed about dating Jace Badun?

Elle: Honestly I'm more embarrassed about being indirectly related to Harry.

Random Ak: Why—

Harry *walks in covered in pen ink and chicken feathers, not even acknowledging them*

Elle: See.

Jace *chokes on his drink from the corner of the room*

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Jace *dividing all the OG B.D.A members up into pairs for an investigation* Harry, you're with Yzla. Reza, you're with Hermie. And Mystery is with me. Eddie you good to be alone?

Eddie: Yup.

Reza: Oh, come on. Why does Edmund get to go solo?

Jace: Eddie gets to go solo because he doesn't have a kill count or a track record of endangering himself for no reason.

Reza: That is factually incorrect!

Eddie *whispering when Jace's back is turned* It doesn't count if he doesn't find the bodies or medical records.

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Harry: I'm not creepy.

Harry: I'm petty.

Harry: There's a difference, ya' know.

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Jace: How much did you spend on this date?

Elle: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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~~~Bonus: The Protégés~~~

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Lada, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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*Danny is ordering a cake over the phone*

Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?

Danny, covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?

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Hadie: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Danny: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Hadie: I don't know, surprise me!

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Deja: My hands are cold.

Glauco: Here, let me hold them.

Deja: My lips are cold too.

Glauco *covers Deja's mouth with his hand*

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Lazarus: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Everlee: Oh. We're going out?

Lazarus: What—

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Samantha, at 18: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Panos, also 18: Marry me.

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Paro: We’re getting married, bitches!

Zuri: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Lada: I owe you one.

Avalon: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Lada: Are you flirting with me?

Avalon: Is that not obvious?

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*Miriam is crying after a breakup*

Khalil : There there, Miriam .

Miriam , still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Khalil : Great question—

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Panos: I just had a long talk with Paro and Samantha about hitting and now they are yelling 'it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence' before hitting each other.

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Samantha : Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.

Avalon: No, eight glasses!

Panos: I heard ten.

Paro: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute.

*later…*

Zuri: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.

Samantha : What did you learn?

Zuri: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.

Avalon: I’ll get some water.

Zuri: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy.

Lada : Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.

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Inspirations: 1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6.

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giving me a hard one off the bat. so i'm gonna spin a wheel to see which one i talk about

we're doing Acheron! Okay quotes i associate with him let's see uhhhh

i can't think of one so some incorrect quotes it is

Acheron: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Acheron: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

Acheron: (holding his kids) I've only had Luna and Rose for a month but if anything happens to them I will kill everyone in this kingdom and then myself

[thexam-union]

Antares : I'm going to defeat you with the power of violence and this gun I found!

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Kalis : But, what if those ninjas see us out there?

Alphard : They won't!

Kalis : This plan is flawless!

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[ Just after the Swarm started nesting in the chapel ]

Antares : The only issue is my parents are still alive.

Antares : But that can be changed.

[thexam-union]

Wasat : Here you go, Nembus, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Nembus : It's cold.

Nembus : A nice cup of coffee.

Nembus : It's horrible!

Wasat : Cup of coffee.

Nembus : I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.

Wasat :

Wasat : C U P.

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Alphecca, sliding a drink across the counter on a slow day: I call this... "the Alphecca Special."

Alphecca: It's every. Single. Drink in the restaurant. Including coffee creamers.

Tanya:

Tanya: [hazards a sip and immediately starts gagging]

Alphecca: What do you think?

Tanya: I think we really need some customers...

[thexam-union]

Mezzetino : [ after seeing a message from someone ] Suspicious, but as long as we're careful...

Castula : Oh- Oh!!

Mezzetino : Like we were just then.

Castula : Mezz-- Mezzetino! At the District, there's wiring.

Mezzetino : [ gasps ] That is true! You can-- You can mess with the electronics !

Castula : I can mess with the electronics ! I mean it's a bit suspicious but-

Mezzetino : Let's have a look though. It's too tempting- Murder's just too tempting for me.