#⟨ OOC . ⟩ * †

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

yes, sent Me Asks, i beg

REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

[askoverkill]

//OOC

// INCREDIBLE

[tvlandofficiall]

i do think scenarios of queen and tenna meeting in castle town are very sweet but what's most interesting to me is that if you poke around a bit you'll find that the two of them knew each other at the same time that spamton and tenna knew each other too! it's very likely that the three of them (and swatch, never forget swatch) had some sort of past thing with one another...!

[54prowl]

they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!

[nevermore-mourn-official]

7'0

Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

*edit - the chart did not help, I'm shit at maths (see my reblog), if your height is not included please feel free to vote based on vibes alone into whichever category closest to your height feels right

[bugwizard4lyfe]

things i say about my cat (goose) that could also be said by a wizard about their ooze familiar

[badlydrawnmanic]

i made a minecraft pig in spore

he can do this (very talented)

[misteria247]

SFDGDGDFDFDFDFDGDGDGDGF-

THEY FUCKING KILLED THEM AND THE BEST PART????

THEY MUTUALLY AGREE TO ROB THEM I'M FUCKING HOWLING

[thegoodavocado]

(( i literally ship foggy with p much everyone except karen ( i see them as great besties ), go for it!

We love shipping in this house. 😍 Reblog if it's okay for partners to ask for a pre-established ship with your muse(s)!

Doesn't mean you have to accept, but you're totally down to discuss it!

[awkward-snake-girl]

So, I decided to rewatch some episodes of Lilo and Stich the series and it made me realize something…annoyingly realistic about Lilo’s hula teacher. He…never really does anything about Myrtle’s bullying. Like, he gets…mildly annoyed at her but she never faces any real consequences. Lilo always gets in trouble, for fighting, or because Myrtle does something to make her look bad, or you know, standing up for herself, but she doesn’t.

And as someone who was bullied for being the weird girl in school, and went to my teachers multiple times about it only to be met with advice like "ignore them" or "be the bigger person" and in the case of one boy who pushed me, threw things at me, and hit me "it just means he likes you". It hits hard…

The only difference is Lilo’s teacher was at least sympathetic towards Lilo when she got in trouble for standing up against her bully.

[wandererxiv]

when someone says "so tell me about yourself"

[ask-chubby-hamilton]

// REAL, IT'S BEEN IN THE 90S BRO 😭

[hymen-restoration-project]

Hey Bethany! Where have you been?

Well...

I put the blog on password protection for a few days while I took a break to evaluate what I wanted. Running this blog and interacting with my followers has been a lot of fun, but it's also been negatively affecting my mental health and making me more online than I'd like. Playing the character of "insane teenager who argues" means I have to argue with people all the time, and I don't really like doing that for long periods of time because it makes me insane.

So what did you find then?

I found that not posting is better for me than trying to run this blog further. I feel like I've extracted all the funny content out of this and any further posting is just running the joke further into the ground. There's only so much rehashing of the same bit I can do before I get bored, and Bethany's anger at receiving the same stupid questions became genuine after a while. I don't want to be enslaved to my phone all day calling everyone "fuckstick" anymore. I'm just not having any fun with it.

But Ivy! Bethany brings me SO much comfort and it's problematic to get rid of her!

Yeah, that's why I'm not deleting the blog, but if you feel this way I recommend logging off. My insane, written-to-be-irredeemable Argument Character being critical to your daily routine may be a sign you need help.

What are you doing now?

I'm retiring this blog. I'm leaving it up but I'm not gonna post on it anymore. If by some miracle I get to a place where running this won't kill me inside, I might come back, but for now I'm done with it. If you have a problem with this, fuck off into the sun, you and your spawn will be cursed hitherto until the end of time. Thanks to everyone who sent asks that were actually funny, and to the extended croakerverse for supporting me in this, I have not been doing well and yall being there and understanding helps a lot. Thanks to Strange for the video, I'm looking forward to hanging out in Toronto in July.

But for now, this is my Fecal Farewell

-Ivy

[bigfatbreak]

[rosedawolf]

if this gets.... 1000 notes I will come out to my parents and tell them I'm with someone :D that can't go wrong

also have to get it within pride month otherwise I'm not doing it