#🌙 ✦ crack.

[gojoest]

Pregnancyfreak!Satoru thoughts killing me if you’ll have it this is my hc Satoru starts to go down on his pregnant wife for hours bc your doctor said that you should keep it down for a while but he just can’t stay away from you😭

(can I worded this better probably yes but this is what we got bc I can’t think in English at nighttime😭😭😭) 🌙

doctor’s giving him the death penalty with this one but luckily he’s still allowed to go down on you :( he makes sure to ask, multiple times, if it’s rly safe to do so bc he’s worried :( asks extremely detailed questions as to what he can do while he’s down there such as “is it okay if i push my tongue in?”, “can i nibble on the pussy lips?”, “can i put a finger in? how about two?”, “is slurping okay?”…….and ur just sitting there, hiding your face, embarrassed, like “no, i don’t know this man actually, my child is fatherless”

[19180901]

OSHSJSHSJSHSJSHJSNSSH I’M SO HAPPY THERES A NEW NINJAGO BLOGGFGGFFEHEHDHSHSHBD

OKAY OKAY OKAY WHAT IF LLOYD AND KAI (Seperate) GIRLFRIEND IS AN ELEMENTAL MASTER OF LAVA YES I KNOW ITS ALMOST LIKE KAI BUT THIS IS FANFICTION!

LIKE JANAI FROM THE DRAGON PRINCE WHENEVER SHE GETS LIKE REALLY ANGRY AND MY HOMEGIRL GOT SOME ANGER ISSUES HER ENTIRE BODY TURNS INTO LIKE LAVA TYPE OF SKIN AND THEY TRY TO CALM HER DOWN! IF YOU DONT WATCH THE DRAGON PRINCE I RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS

https://youtu.be/mIwidDvNins

JANAI STARTS TO TRANSFORM IN 01:04

OKAY SORRY FOR THE CAPS IM JUST SO EXCITED IM GONNA SHUT UP NOW

- 🌙

OMGAGAHSHAH IM KICKING MY FEET AND SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW RN IM SO HAPPY I NEVER THOUGHT ID ACTUALLY GET REQUESTS AND LIKES AND SHIT LIKE THAT FROM THESE?? AAAAaaa a

IDK IF I SHOULD DO HCS OR A DRABBLE SO IM JUST GONNA DO HCS!! (SEND ME ANOTHER ASK IF YOU WANTED A DRABBLE, ILL MAKE ANOTHER VERSION !!)

✃ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

⤵ YOU'RE SO UPSET WITH ME...

. . 𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐋𝐀𝐕 - 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 .ᐟ

✃ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

✣ . Kai and Lloyd (separate) x Master of Lava!fem!reader with anger issues !

➟ Lowercase intended.

➟ CW: Mild swearing, use of "princess" once. But overall it's just crack and fluff, and completely safe!

The timeline is up to you.

I didn't know if you were saying Janai had anger issues or the reader did, so I just gave the anger issues to the reader ahhajahahabba

I LOVE THE CONCEPT OF THIS SM

- <3

✣ . . 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐇 .

oh boy, you were angry as fuck. and normally, he'd think he could handle your anger.

haha WRONG

girlie so mad she became lava. literally.

and he was scared. so, very, extremely scared.

you looked like you were about to wreck the whole monastery down😭

BUT kai being kai like the (adorable) dumbass he is, he thought that, as the elemental master of fire, naturally he'd be lava-proof.

lol wrong again woopsies💔

he tried to hold your hand to calm you down a bit but instantly regretted.

but once he saw you slightly calming down and lightly giggling at his absolute suffering, he had an idea.

he walked towards you to excute his stupid idea (which was doing tomfool-fucking-ries and other dumb stuff in your face to cheer you up;; which would have made you angrier), he tripped on the electro chicken thing and fell face-first on the floor.

he turned around onto his back, pain written all over his face, and groaned.

okay. well that was a fail.

but maybe not?!?@?@🤯🤯

still on the floor, he saw you, also on the floor, laughing your fucking ass off. he was about to pull out some sassy remark out of his ass when he saw that you were becoming like the usual again!

you were brushing your tears off, about to throw him some mocking comment when your breath was fucking squeezed out of your body because the mf you call your boyfriend jumped on you like some kid who met their dad again after 6 years.

"OH thank the first spinjitzu master you're not lava and angry anymore. pls don't do that again i'm sorry😞."

you couldn't do anything but just pat his head and accept his apology.

conclusion, angry y/n: -12/10 would not recommend.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ✣

✣ . . 𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐘𝐃 𝐌. 𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍 .

holy shit?? you were lava??@?

this dude had no fucking clue on what to do, or what was going on.

he is the definition of the standing emoji (🧍)

it's not that he doesn't wanna help you or anything, my boy just has no experience on the "how to calm down angry girlfriend that turns into lava without dooming yourself" field ykyk 😞

at first he thought about pouring a bucket of water on you.

but he got scared you'd turn into stone or obsidian or smth and he'd lose you forever💀

so no pouring water on lava s/o.

so instead, he did what he thought was the most reasonable and logical thing to do.

he (very carefully) sat you down on the couch (or bed, idk) and let you rant/vent about whatever or whoever made you so furious you pretty much changed the composition of your skin cells and unlocked some kind of new power or something.

you ranted and ranted, and he did nothing but listen to you ever so attentively.

once you were done, he comforted you the best he could.

"it'll be alright, you are so much better than them anyway."

"their opinion on you does not matter if it's negative "

"you're so beautiful, no one can rivalize with your beauty, princess."

"i love you so so much. <3"

"do you, by complete hazard and coincidence, have their address? i'm just gonna... pay them a nice little visit. 😇"

you love him so ofc you give it to him ha😊😊

anyway he goes to get your favorite food and once he comes back with it, you're happy again👍

he's so proud of himself for that it's so cute

and after that you both live together happily ever after and have as many kids as you want whenever you want.

the end😋

✃ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

⤴ ...BUT I'M SO OBSESSED WITH YOU!

hihi hope you enjoyed this and don't forget to hit that follow and reblog button !!👍

© legoffection. Please do not repost my work on any platforms, plagiarize and heavily edit my work under any condition!

[wishenvy]

Using hydro to drown out the sinful individuals plaguing the lands? Candace hummed in thought before raising her spear above her head. She conjured up some water through the weapon in preparation if @nagareboshiko needed.

❝ Traveler, I lend my aid in this endeavor if you need. ❞

[black-salt-cage]

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[madame-fear]

Good night everyone! ☁️🌙 I will be off to chatting with my bots before going to sleep huhuhu 💗 tysm for the lovely & funny asks,, I will make sure to answer them all tomorrow! 🥺

[doodle-pops]

*enter Maedhros*

*Y/n, Celegorm and Curufin fighting*

Maedhros: What's happening in here?!

Amrod: We were playing Monopoly

Amras: Apparently Celegorm stealed from Curufin who stealed from Y/n

Maglor: And now they're nearly killing themselves

Caranthir: GO Y/N GO! KICK THEIR ASS, I BET 100 BUCKS ON YOU!

Maedhros: Caranthir!!

Caranthir: What?! Cant I have some fun 'round here?

Celegorm: AAAH MY HAIR!

Y/n: *pulling their hair strongly* GIMME MY FUCKIN MONEY!

Curufin: *with a chair in their hands* YEAH gimme MY money back too!

Y/n: BITCH if you dont shut the--

And this is why the feanorians never do a game day anymore

-👻

Me who is watching them with Maedhros: *dials 911*

The police: *911 what's your emergency*

Me: Yeah, I'd like to report a 4th kinslaying, send the whole team, everyone you have

[lunarscaled]

"This is me. If you care. When you are mad at me this is who you are mad at."

[solaarbeeam]

TIS TIME TO FINISH THIS INUMAKI PIECE

[drachliebe]

tuesday encouragement main!lilli and I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS cartoon!lilli that's it that's post

[alicornae]

[ch1maeras]

𝗗𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗘𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗖𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗔 𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟 : 4 / ∞

— 𝙢𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙨 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵 / 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨 —

[wishenvy]

❝ No wonder they arrested him in Fontaine. ❞ Tartaglia please put your oily chicken nuggets away. 

[phoenixduelist]

Really? Norrington? When you're a pirate...

A dramatic sigh complimented the fake regretful expression, which already threatened to shatter into a smirk

“Unfortunately I fell for the colonizer accent.”

@ashortdropandasuddenstop

[doodle-pops]

*Y/n and Maglor inside a room*

Y/n: Pull it out

Maglor: I can't

Y/n: just do it, you have to

Maglor: I cant pull out right now

Y/n: Maglor!

*Maedhros entering the room suddenly, thinking their s/o is cheating*

Maedhros: I can't believe you cheating on me with my brot-

*Maglor and Y/n sitting on the floor playing jenga*

Y/n&M: What?!

Maedhros: 😨😨

Maedhros: *slowly turning around and leaving*

My boy was so embarrassed

-👻

Is there ever a time where Maedhros isn't embarrassed???? He gets red all the time. At this point it's a competition between him and Cara on who gets red more🤭🤣🤣🤣

[lunarscaled]

"Technically, I'm the only one who should be swallowing anything like a snake."

[moonspower]

i crushed my pinky finger at the grocery store tryna get salsa dont ask me how just know that after i took off my black nail polish i saw my entire nail area is purple and red and it hurts. >:(