#🍡 > ash speaking !!

[canis-dies]

ill have 40 minutes...

[bkgsdoll]

the ladies room - mina ashido

🍮⠀⠀ notes: not proofread!!, bsf mina ashido x nail tech reader, nsfw (no actual smut tho), suggestive, implied tiddie sucking + fingering, mention of drool, nicknames (doll, baby, my love) ‿ ୧ 🍡⠀ word count: 668

bsf!mina opens the door to the nail salon you're currently working at, the little bell on top dinging as she strides in. she's wearing a cute cropped tank with the cut low, her soft cleavage on display. "heyy doll!!" the pink haired girl squeals excitedly, waving her dainty pink hand in your direction. peeling your bored eyes off your phone, you pick up your head at the familiar voice. heads turn at the loud entrance while a bright smile forms across your face. "hii ashh!!! come sit baby!" you wave her over, putting your phone back into your pretty little purse. as she perches over the chair, your eyes immediately land on her chest, a small flustered mess spreading onto your cheeks. your wandering eyes hurriedly flicker back to her face when she flashes you that toothy grin of hers you adore so much.

after a few minutes of silly girl babbling, you finally bring up the reason she's here. you gently take hold of her hands over the hand rest, looking over her nails, humming softly. “okayy so you wanted a purple french tit— tip!! … right?” you squeak in embarrassment, quickly correcting your mistake. she giggles girlishly before humming a noise of confirmation. you spin your wheeled chair around to grab purple paint swatches for her to choose from while mina takes a hand away from the handrest to lay her chin on.

after 45 minutes of work-- prepping the girl's nails, applying acrylic, picking out charms, painting the frenchies, and brushing off the dust, you're finished! “all done!! you likeee?” you grin, clapping your gloved hands together lightly. she opens her mouth with a wide smile. “they’re soo cute, thank you my love!!” her pillowy thighs squish together as she stares at her new acrylics, fighting the urge to bite her lip before standing up. “yknow actually..” she starts, lowering her tone. you look up with innocent confusion. “i needa go to the ladies room.. can ya show me where it is?” you admire her face as she speaks-- she bats her eyelashes so prettily… wait what did she say?

you snap back into reality, fastly blinking and replaying the words that spilled out of her glossy lips. "oh! sure, yeah!!" you nod, taking off your dusty gloves and leading her to the bathroom. as you two walk past your coworkers and other customers, your best friend slides her purse off her shoulder with a face full of lust. you open the solitary restroom door for her to step in. as she does, the confident girl pulls you inside with her abruptly, locking the door immediately. you raise your eyebrows. "ash..?" you mutter, fiddling your fingers together while mina turns on the sink's faucet to wash her hands. "would you help me out and unclip my bra?" she nonchalantly asks out of the blue, lathering soap onto her hands. "h-huh??" you whisper-yell, a sudden pool of arousal dripping onto your panties.

she lowly whimpers, rushing to dry her hands before shoving you against the tiled wall. your mouth widens as she puts her bare knee between your legs. "fuckk, you're so cute.." she whines. her hand reaches into your skirt, a mewl spewing out of your mouth. you pull the back off her tank top down to dig your fingers down her back to her bra clips.

the front door opens, the bell dinging while your now friend with benefits waves her hand before blowing a kiss and strutting out of the salon. you exhale dreamily, plopping back down into your seat. "uh- yn? you got a little sumthin.." one of your coworkers points to her lips while staring at yours. you hazily hum, "hm?" you bring your hand up to your mouth, feeling yours and her mixed drool on your mouth. "oh shit." you whisper, wiping away the liquid awkwardly. "freaky gal!" another employee exclaims before the others giggle playfully. you shyly put your head down, taking out your phone again to text mina.

[idkfitememate]

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The sound of hooves thundering across the landscape, a carriage made of glass holding a coffin rattles down a stone path, a fate sealed in stone.

“Ah, my dear esteemed benefactor. My proud flower of evil. You truly are the fairest one of all.”

Strung up like cattle to the butcher, the coffin is rattled with chains and bindings, the poor soul within trapped inside a dreamless sleep.

“O’ magic mirror, thy wisdom I entreat… Reveal unto me the visage I see…”

A past as dark as the mirrors reflections, damming in the way it forces one to see the past they so desperately try to hide.

“You, whose image the Dark Mirror did beckon forth… If your heart bids to it, take the hand of one reflected in the Mirror.”

Breathing deep and slow, veins like ice and heart just barely beating… is this fear, or excitement?

“As flame reduces the stars to ash. As ice seals away even time itself. As great trees swallow even the sky. Fear not the power of darkness. Now, demonstrate your power.”

Nails scratch at skin until red ribbons flow graciously, dirtying purity and harboring dark secrets as pain is finally revealed to a world that doesn’t and never will care.

“To me, to them, to yourself. The hour grows long and time is scarce. Keep your grip steady, no matter what may come…”

Something impure, something dark gross and demented in the way it hides behind a sharp, spindly smile. The way it grins with teeth dulled down by a file, canines still sharp as knives. The way its eyes glimmer like jewels tainted with grime. The way it speaks like the winds, whispering secrets to those who cannot handle them, and takes joy in watching them collapse, only to pick them up and make it all better.

A puppeteer loves its puppets, no matter the imperfections. Taking gentle care to unwind tangled strings and taking joy in watching each puppet play its part. Adding delicate detail with every stroke of a brush and carving of a knife. Yet,

taking joy when the puppets fall to disarray, allowing it to pick them back up and repaint them, recarve them, remake them.

“Judge-Jury-Executioner. The ability to control the fates of those whom cross my path. I will be the blade, the bandage, the life and death. I crave this feeling, not of control but of relief. I am not God.

But I can be. For them.”

Come forth, wicked and corrupt one; Welcome to this Twisted WonderHell.

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Dividers by @sister-lucifer & @submarine-06

[purpleajisai]

Drop your Madara headcannons 🧠 💣

Hi! This is going to be quite a long list. Didn't add every single hc because I'm planning on writing a little fanfic and don't want to spoil some details to you hehe. Anyways, hope you enjoy! Some of these are very oddly specific, this man occupies at least half my brain if not more.

🔥 misc!

* He drinks his tea boiling hot. Burning your tongue? Never heard of it

* Is actually good at cooking and makes the most out of any ingredient available. Growing up in war, he knows how to make meals out of anything.

* Has a pillow to cuddle in bed! The dude is lonely.

* Very elegant and expensive hanko to stamp his documents. A clan leader needs to be fancy sometimes!

* Neat freak. Never has his house messy or his clothes out of place. Even his hair strands are calculated.

* Is actually able to mend/sew his clothes very well if some stitches are damaged during training.

* Sleeps a maximum of 6 hours a day, minimum of 30 minutes. The amount of sleep he gets is like playing a roulette (ever seen the eyebags? yeah)

* Speaking about the eyebags. His eyebags are both sunken and protruding (based on my personal experience of being sleep deprived+stressed) the lower eyelid pops out a little and the dark circles extend more.

* The man is physically unable to go out in social settings during the day. Only has social battery for the night. If he has to do some sort of diplomatic celebration with other clan leaders or kage during the day, he’ll leave the talking to someone better at social gatherings like Hashirama. 

* Has houseplants both for decoration and for cooking. We’re talking pretty succulents and mint plants or peach trees.

* The type of guy to wake up and immediately jump out of bed. Things have to be done everyday and he doesn’t trust people to do things the way he likes. 

🎀 appearance!

* Shaves to perfection every single morning, no excuses. Takes a little razor to missions, hates the feeling of facial hair growing. Trims his eyebrows as well. The Sharingan needs a pretty frame, right?

* The gloves have 2 purposes: protecting his hands from getting calluses or any form of damage due to the metal handle of the gunbai, kusarigama, etc and to hide burn scars (courtesy of @madaraservingcunt go follow her!)

* Continuing with the gloves, they’re made out of leather or thick cotton. Maybe has several sets of them for different activities.

* Smells like a mix of wood (cedar or pine), soot/ash, aloe and maybe lavender or wild daisy.

* Skincare and haircare? He’s VERY serious about these. Aloe vera facial masks for soothing the itchiness of constant katonjutsu, washes face with caution, rice water to keep his hair shiny, protective hairstyles to not damage the long hair strands, bamboo hairbrush to retain the natural oils, etc.

* Either has thick straight hair or textured and slightly wavy hair, definitely cut in layers. The wavy hair would make more sense as it poofs up when dry but looks rather straight when wet, taking into account the scenes of the battle in the Valley of the End (thank you Indra for the wavy hair and gorgeous mane genetics). Definitely loves his hair, fav part about himself.

* The bandages above his ankles are to keep the pants in place because his calves are thin and not very muscular, a small insecurity when he was a teen.

* Speaking of the terrible teens, he got grumpy whenever he got a breakout, zit, etc.

* Has mixed/dry, sensible skin. Dealt with painful and itchy sores due to lack of skin hydration while in war.

* Is a bit ashamed of his height and body proportions (i.e. wishing he was taller, less lean and more bulky, broader shoulders). These were regular nuisances during his teens but he eventually controlled the insecurities in adulthood, not managing to make them disappear completely nonetheless.

🍡 food!

* The databooks say that his fav food is inarizushi, so I've added that he likes similar things: onigiri, temaki, nigirizushi, tamagoyaki or even gyoza.

* Eats with little pleasure, only to fuel his body or whatever. That changes when Konoha is founded and he can actually enjoy and taste his meals.

* Dislikes greasy foods. Not a fan of ramen or katsudon, gyoza has to be boiled and would never eat tempura or ebi furai.

* Has a sweet tooth. We're talking dango, wagashi, dorayaki and more. However, only Izuna knew about this. Can't have a clan leader that eats candy like a little child.

* Prefers his sake cold and drinks mostly umeshu in informal gatherings.

* Actually likes fruit. I have no reason for believing this but he has the face of a man who likes fresh fruit. Fav fruit is persimmons or apples.

* Was malnourished as a child, giving away his food to his brothers or clansmen. Eventually took a toll on his muscle growth and height.

* Eats very light breakfast (maybe tea and some rice with nori or miso soup with wakame), heavy lunch (meat or fish, rice, more tea and other side dishes), no dinner.

* Favourite tea is jasmine or pu'erh, mostly drinks green tea and actually enjoys a good ceremonial matcha.

Thanks for the fun ask! I legit have a google docs of 4 pages full of hcs 😭 please send more asks about him I need to dump my brainrot

[taraxacum-vulpes]

...sandrone NOT being sandrone is throwing me for a loop ngl

[wasteland-radio]

girl look at how crusty all of our handwriting is (except wist and alex lmao)

[perdidit-vulpes]

🍡 "This is awkward because Wisteria gets sick looking at gore but she's the only alter that's alright with fireworks."

🌌 It is alright, nothing to be concerned with.

[taraxacum-vulpes]

rex is trying to convince me to dye the undercut i grew out blue and the rest black 🧍‍♂️

cmon itd look cool as shit (🦴)

[taraxacum-vulpes]

watching rex fall down the "holy shit i really really like my boyfriend" hole

[taraxacum-vulpes]

🍡"sitting here between the two, flustered as hell and distracting rex"

[perdidit-vulpes]

🍡 "why does the body react so violently when rex takes full control?"

[perdidit-vulpes]

shut uppppppp

[wasteland-radio]

okok genq:: (if this is uncomfortable or offensive/weird in any way please please ignore + delete this ask. I really have no intention of doing so, and I'm really sorry if it is weird or intrusive in any way)

if both ash and rex are dating lior, then does that mean ash and rex are also dating each other? (alternatively, can those within a system date each other?)

hi anon !! dw, i don't mind answering questions ^^

no, it doesn't necessarily mean that. we've decided we don't want a relationship like that. just like in any other polycule, the only requirement is that one of the people in the relationship string is dating more than one person (in this case, lior).

it's definitely an option if we wanted to, though. it happens pretty often, from what i've heard.

[taraxacum-vulpes]

you could use a simp pass and then answer it.

isn't that cheating???

since when has that become a concern to you

[taraxacum-vulpes]

lonely and sad and uncuddled and unkissed <//3

[perdidit-vulpes]

...

...did i really eat that much. is that. all. ???

...is that why i feel so dizzy td? bc i've barely eaten????

ash we are not fucking up our metabolism again go fucking eat something

........caffeine is lovely but it being an appetite suppressant. ugh.