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[massivedazaisimp]

Guys listen.

Y'all know that I love dazai but I'm way more down bad for this guy like I'm Litterly on all fours weak on my knees just BEYOND DOWN BADDD

No cuz.

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

I absolutely mean. What I meant. I. Need. Fyodor. Please. Send. Help. And I'm not even gonna mention the fact that I cried like 2 hours when I saw him getting died in a helikapata but then was so happy when he was alive like I was on happy tears. So who's gonna be my fyodor ❤️

MMMNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Edit: what the fuck have I done again.

[mermaidstede]

i hope stede and ed gift lucius the revenge. like, “sorry for the attempted murder. also, sorry for playing a role in the events that led to your attempted murder… we’re cool now yeah?”

[velvetwarfare]

watching as people fight over if val is a well written character or not and if it’s acceptable to like him due to his personality traits

he hardly got screen time aside from masquerade — so yeah, it’s gonna be difficult to fight for a character that only showed negative traits and there’s not much to argue on, but it was also confirmed that the v’s will be the new main antagonists for season 2

so all of them are about to get loaded w content lmao im here for it

[arctic-hands]

When something in your Baltimore apartment starts making scratchy sounds in your walls 😱

[ratmans-notebooks]

TOMCAT DISPOSABLES🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[joja-co-official]

Squeak-squeak! This is now the official account of Joja Rat. 🐀💙

[scatterbrainedbot]

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falls down stairs IM HERE IM HERE SORRY IM SO LATE

RAT SONS AU

in which Master Splinter is a wise and silly old tortoise, and father of four skittering, chaotic, ninja rat children. <3

(inspired by that one background moment of the 03 series! 🐢🐀🐀🐀🐀)

there will be lots of similar plot points as the 03 series (like 'tales of leo' and 'good genes' etc etc) but there are also a lot of fundamental changes in the foundation of things too — like the guardians and ninja tribunal and the hamato family line etc etc. content wise tbh its probably mostly just gonna be snapshots of random moments throughout the boys lives, but i do kinda have some plot concepts? so we'll see 👀

(embarrassingly long) introduction under the cut if u'd like to read!

——————————————

Years ago, Oroku Saki defeated Hamato Tang Shen in battle, and finally brought an end to the family that would deny him his power. He ordered her homestead be razed to the ground, and all mystic artifacts to be delivered to him. Particularly, the Hamato’s prized pet tortoise, which was rumored to be itself a conduit for the family’s legendary mystic abilities. With the creature in his possession, along with the new rapid-enhancement chemical he commissioned from laboratory familiar with mystic properties in New York — at last, he would be granted his godhood, and guarantee the legacy of his fathers clan. The Hamatos could deny him no longer. He had won.

Or he would have, had the fools at the lab not ruined everything, the precious mutagen spilling all over the tortoises crate and the fool handlers who carried it. The contaminated men morphed into horrific, animalistic monsters, attacking the scientists and wrecking the laboratory itself. And, most crucially, in the ensuing madness, the crate which contained the tortoise, his last possible connection to the Hamato’s power, lay shattered, and empty…

Meanwhile, Hamato “Splinter” Yoshi, who until this point had quite enjoyed his extended existence as a simple tortoise and family pet, found himself fleeing the eyes and hands of the man who killed his human family, and the lab that granted him this new shift in consciousness, to instead face the terrifying chaos of the streets and alleys of NYC. His transformation into something more bipedal had hurt considerably and left him aching and disoriented, but still he could not pause. He could not falter. Not until he found somewhere safe to hide himself and the four squirming, impossibly small rat-pups in his arms. He hoped the chemical that washed over them had not warped and hurt their young bones as it had his own. He hoped he could find somewhere safe to care for them. He hoped they could survive the night without their mother. He hoped, he prayed he could protect these precious, squeaking, peach-fuzzed ruminants of his family. He did not think he could survive any more loss.

For now, he would do what he could, and slip into the shadows of this city. Having lived so long among ninjas had its benefits there, at least.

[julienbakerstreet]

Squeak or Treat! 🐀🐁

happy halloween! you get a sticker! 🐀

[kannibalkaiii]

"Eyes on the suspect"

*squeak*

-

Been wanting to draw Coyle with a little rat on his shoulder since the toxic shock event started.

My bf and I affectionately named the lil guy, Toil

Coyle n Toil lol.

(Yes the rat is holding a lil flashlight)🔦🐀

-

Closeups under cut

[nallchange]

When the change is upon you,

overwhelming the senses;

ears growing, pushing out,

fur tickly, prickly, warm,

feeling paws, needle claws,

whiskers, teeth changing,

pointed creature snoot,

tumbling over, panting,

heart racing, faster,

slim fidgety tail,

broad furry body

trapped on all sides,

urge to call out--

"Squeak!"

Squeak?

Ohhh.

Buried in clothes,

didn't notice your shrinking,

you're a little fluffy rat~

✨🐀

[no-see-um-incorrect]

Charlie Headcanons🐀🍕

This one’s a little chaotic so bear with me 

@frog-0n-a-l0g  enjoy 

- Charlie is a “hey there beautiful” kinda guy

-he uses a baby carrier for Ratcoon

-he can not sit like a normal person. If he is comfortable in a space he’s going to turn into a pretzel goblin 

-occasionally he wants to wear like punk Rocker style makeup(if you want references I will give) but didn’t want it to look bad so when Casper learned this they offered to do his makeup and it made him really really happy

(I don’t have an explanation)

-he doesn’t use social media BUT loves when Casper post pic of them. And loves seeing all the people from there high school go absolutely Ape shit

-he is an absolute menace when it snows 

-he likes to read Caspers comic books and manga. And it’s gotten to a point where he’ll bring it to work so he can read it during break and Caspers just searching their house like  “where the fuck did I put food wars volume 4?”

-this man used to use three in one until Casper found out and dragged him to target  “how do you expect me to love on your hair if you’re going to torture it like this!”

-his little rat noises don’t stop during spicy time. He’s just always like that.  just little squeaks. like NPC sound effects. I don’t even think he’s conscious of doing it 

-Good boy core 

-enjoys watching The Walking Dead 

⚠️how do I describe this without going feral UM⚠️…

-this man looks delectable in lingerie 

-he was a club penguin kid 

I would add more, but I am working on three different holiday themed Fic for the boys simultaneously so…..this is all I can give you ❤️ sorry if there’s any typos 

[honey-crypt]

do u think Elliott squeaks when you scare him from behind...

yes, 1000% yes, especially when you do it in the house. bro had been living alone for a good chunk of time so he got accustomed to being the only person in his house. however, after marrying and moving in with the farmer, he frequently experienced moments of fright whenever you come up from behind and ask him something. it goes like this:

elliott, working on his book at his writing desk:

farmer, behind elliott: hey babe, we need more bread

elliott: AAA 🐀

farmer: 😀 babe???

call him ratatouille ‘cuz man is a certified squeaker

[ask-cardi-c]

I drew you as a lil ratty 🐀

Squeak!

[noellemadrigal]

When Bruno first meets Noelle in “La Rata Y El Profeta”

Art by the wonderful NS artwork 😍💚✨

I’m just waiting for my AO3 to come through and then I will finally be posting the first two chapters of my new fic 🥹💚

But in the mean time, here’s a little snippet from the draft of my first chapter!

For context, Diego is one of Bruno’s oldest and most loyal rats 🥹🐀

The moment Noelle meets Bruno, draft:

Suddenly Noelle felt a shift with the floor boards, causing her to lose balance and tumble down. She lifted her head up to see a large shadow appear from behind a tacky, red arm chair that towered over them. Noelle covered her eyes startled as she helplessly began to shake.

“Don’t worry chico” Diego placed his paw on Noelle’s shoulder to try and calm her.

“Oh hey mi amigos, I was wondering where you had all gone!” The shadow spoke, his voice soft and containing a slight titter.

She opened her eyes and looked up to see a curious and unkempt looking man kneeling above her.

“Well, who do we have here hey?”

Bruno smiled and slowly rested his hand in front of her. Noelle looked over at Diego who nodded his head reassuringly before she stood up and allowed herself to fall into Bruno’s palm, instantly feeling the warmth of his skin as he gently scooped her up.

“Looks like you’ve had a rough time”

He slouched down in his chair and began trailing his finger across her fur which felt so comforting to Noelle. She couldn’t help but notice he smelt so good too; with hints of sage and sandalwood. He pulled a handkerchief out from his pocket and began to softly wipe the mud off her fur whilst humming to himself. Noelle smiled and closed her eyes as she listened to the sound of his voice which seemed to embrace her with a feeling of peace and safety.

“Wow, rubia! You have very pretty fur hidden under all that mud” Bruno chuckled to himself. “And I bet you’re hungry too?”

Noelle nodded and let out a little squeak in response to Bruno. The other rats began to help themselves to a pile of food that was placed on a table situated next to his chair. Bruno grinned lovingly at his rats as they all began to feast on their dinner. He glanced down at the plate to see there was one piece left and passed it over to Noelle.

“I’m afraid sometimes food can be a little eh…scarce here. But we try and make do” He said, trying to sound a little upbeat. “Here, you can have mine…”

She smiled at his kind gesture and took the baked good from his fingers. She couldn’t help but wonder why he appeared to be living in the walls. As she nibbled on the piece of arepa her eyes began to analysis the room around her. It was full of random odds and ends, make shift lanterns, plants pots and piles of plates. Why did he have so many plates? There were pieces of paper pinned to the wall which appeared to contain painted art pieces of rats in different costumes alongside random doodles. A hammock was seen hooked up behind his chair which Noelle assumed he slept in, due to the lack of a bed. She turned her head as she spotted a little theatre which was placed on top of an old beer barrel behind her. Bruno smiled and pointed towards it, a proud expression forming across his face.

“Heh, that’s our stage for my world famous telenovelas!” he chuckled once again before shrugging his shoulders “well, I guess it’s only really me that actually gets to see them. And these guys too!”

🥹💚✨

[littlesapphicraccoonguy]

The squeak-quel to my other Rat Adam post 🐀

[nereida-art]

Look at these sneaky cuties! 🗡️Daggerfang Duo 🐀 Magic: the Gathering, Bloomburrow Art Director: Zack Stella Magic: the Gathering© Wizards of the Coast 2024 The rat whispers, "Squeak! This mouse is toast!" The squirrel grins, "Let's make her a ghost!" But the mouse, alert, with her sword so bright, Leaps from the shadows, ready to fight!