#🐛 anon

[nicksbestie]

haiii can i be 🐛 anon? also mayhapsss a johnnie x reader where they meet thru mutual friend jake and instantly like each other but are too nervous to ask the other out? and like they act all awkward around each other until eventually jake basically does the work for them 😭 totally chill if not tho!

Nerves - Johnnie Guilbert

Summary : You're anxious about meeting your best friend's new roommate, but you hit it off better than you think you will.

Pairing : Johnnie Guilbert/Reader (romantic)

Warnings : mentions of anxiety

Word Count : 1378

A/N : The ending was kinda rushed because I was writing it before school, I hope you still love!!! (and obviously the number I put at the bottom is fake, please do not go harass whatever poor soul has that phone number!)

You and Jake had been best friends for a long time, coming up on a decade now. You had grown up in the same part of town, and being the only alternative kids for a hundred miles, it was no secret that you were immediately drawn to each other as a choice in friends. Your friendship had persisted when the two of you had begun careers in social media, specifically YouTube for Jake, and TikTok for you, knowing that there had to be something better out there for you than just living in Kansas all of your life. You had run into an extremely incredible amount of luck, allowing the both of you to become incredibly successful, and moving out to LosAngeles to pursue your careers even further. 

You used to be roommates, but in some cases, best friends weren’t the best roommates, and this was one of those times. Your personalities meshed together perfectly when you were hanging out, talking, and spending time with each other, but when it came to living together, they clashed heavily and you just didn’t get along. Neither of you held any hard feelings, and you moved out, finding a new roommate, which ended up being Jake’s now ex-girlfriend, Tara. You two were best friends, and loved living together, and Jake had found a new roommate recently, another YouTuber named Johnnie. You were supposed to be meeting him for the first time today, and you couldn’t deny that there were definitely some nerves there. 

You didn’t always make the best impression, because despite your on camera appearance and bold personality, you were very introverted off camera. You weren’t necessarily the quiet kid, but you weren’t someone who went out of their way to meet new people. But, Johnnie was clearly a very important person in Jake’s life automatically, so you wanted to get to know him and hopefully enjoy his company as much as you enjoyed Jake’s. Tara had already met him, and said that his personality was similar to yours, very energetic on camera but very laid back off of it, and you were happy to hear that because it meant that if push came to shove, you could sit in quiet, comfortable silence until you and Tara were ready to head home, depending on how late the night lasted. 

Tara was coming with you for moral support, and the fact that Jake had invited her over. You really respected their relationship, knowing that not very many people could still be best friends after a breakup, especially with such a long relationship, but they seemed to not want to let go of the other, refusing to be anything less than friends because they had been friends first, and the fact that they had fallen in and out of love with each other was not going to change that if they had any say in it. You were getting ready to leave the house, Tara finishing her makeup, you finishing your hair, and Tara was going to drive because you really just didn’t want to, and she was happy to. 

Getting in the car after putting finishing touches on everything, (you’re nothing short of a perfectionist), Tara was talking away about how much fun the two of them are, and how they’re clearly really good friends, and that you were going to get along great with the both of them. Her comfort and reassurance really did help your nerves, and you were glad that you had someone to go with just in case your anxiety did get the best of you, as it did sometimes. Meeting new people always caused it to go nearly haywire because of the fact that there is a ton of pressure on making a good first impression, and as a perfectionist, you hate messing things up, full stop. So, having someone there to help you should anything go wrong was amazing, and you were so grateful to have such a good friend in Tara. 

Pulling up to Jake’s, and now Johnnie’s, home, you immediately got out with Tara, and she just walked in like she owned the place. In a certain sort of way, you guessed that she kind of did. She did use to spend nearly all her time here, so she may as well have co owned it right along with Jake. She still had a key, Jake hadn’t wanted it back, so here she was again, going straight to the fridge and announcing her entrance by cracking open a random can of some drink, probably alcoholic, knowing that Jake often threw parties at his place. They were some impressive parties, and you respected his ability to go that all out with that many people there. Tara did the same, but you always left the house on nights she did that. 

You noticed a person sitting on the couch, looking up as Tara walked in, and it definitely wasn’t Jake, so you assumed that this person was Johnnie. You couldn’t deny the immediate attraction that you felt towards him, as you had always had a thing for the alternative scene style. The multiple piercings on his face just added to the pull you’d felt for him, as you had quite a few yourself. You couldn’t stop your thoughts from wandering about how his lip piercings would feel against yours, what it would be like to trace his tattoos with your fingers while laying next to him, and you needed to shake yourself out of those thoughts before you turned red and embarrassed yourself. When you did just that, it took you a moment to realize that he was speaking to you. 

“Hi, it’s nice to meet you! I’m Jake’s roommate, Johnnie, as you probably already guessed.” 

Shaking yourself out of your daze, you introduced yourself with a smile on your face, turning back to walk over to where Tara was sitting at the bar. You gave her an incredulous look, one that she had seen so often. It was your “what the fuck” look. She had a defensive look on her face, not sure what you were about to say. 

“You didn’t tell me his roommate was hot.” 

Tara now returned her own incredulous look, glancing over at Johnnie before returning her eyes to you.

“Him? I mean, he’s cute, but he’s not really my type. I knew he was yours though, thought it might help you loosen up a bit or whatever if there was some level of attraction.” 

You could strangle Tara right now, but you knew that maybe it would work out for the better. It was shortly after that that Jake walked into the room, hugging you both, and asking if you’d introduced yourself to Johnnie. You said that you had, to which Jake gave a playful eyebrow wiggle and a short comment about “he’s hot, no?” You rolled your eyes, ignoring your best friend and grabbing some chips out of the bag that he had laid out on the counter. He tried to reach for it, and you snatched it out of the way of his hand, angling it to where Tara could grab some out of it. He of course exaggerated his reaction to this, throwing a hand over his heart and feigning offense. 

“I’m being ganged up on! Johnnie, help me, two on two?” 

His friend cracked a smile but shook his head staying on the couch. 

“No way. I’m not getting involved in this, you never pick fights against Tara, let alone her friends too.” 

You tossed the chip bag over to Johnnie, smiling at his support of you and Tara against Jake. The rest of the night went perfectly, and you and Johnnie really hit it off. As much as you hated to admit it, Tara had been right, and you ended up enjoying yourself. And after a little bit of encouragement from Jake, which basically meant that he yelled at you and Johnnie to kiss and go get a room, pushing you towards each other, you woke up the next morning to see a text from a new number that you hadn’t saved in your phone yet. 

+1 (978) - 495 - 6506 : Last night was fun. I really like you, are you free for lunch today?

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[poppy-metal]

loser eddie and popular reader ooohhh. giving her the best dick of her life with her knees pressed up against her chest and their thighs wet from how he hits that gooey spot juuust right. making fun of eddie in the hallways and him just rolling his eyes knowing tonight you're gonna be bent in half begging for him to forgive your bratty attitude. popular reader who gets on her knees n begs for eddie to let her suck him off, use her throat, suck his balls,, anything cause his poor girl can't stand to have her throat empty :( eddie just petting readers hair n pulling asking her "you think you deserve it baby?" after you said "he's probably small, definitely never made anyone cum" n he's just watching you sniffle as he repeats your words from earlier. "you're gonna watch me fuck my fleshlight. since I obviously have such a small dick and I don't want to leave a woman unsatisfied" sobbing watching his cock slap against his tummy already hard n red at the tip <33 him wiping your tears n cooing "shshsh s'okay baby, grind on my boot m'kay?" finally taking pity on you cause you just sound so desperate. lifting your skirt n pressing your panties against the front of his boot n grinding while you watch him fuck the fleshlight :(( u wish u hadn't been so bratty now. the squishy n wet noises of his cock moving in and out & the small pap sound of his balls when he bottoms out. oioohhh

🐛

grabs you and shakes you around

he :((( leans back with one hand and braces himself as he fucks the silicone toy hard and fast over his slick length. lets you watch, transfixed for awhile, at the way his heavy sack bounces at the base of the toy as he plunges in and out of the toy.

but because hes eddie, and hes just as needy as you are, it isn't long before hes gripping the back of your skull and dragging you forward. "c'mere." he'd grunt, voice husky. "suck my balls while i fuck this toy."

you can't even say no, grateful for the give in his punishment. leaning forward eagerly to lick over the soft flesh of his sack. nuzzling into the squishy flesh and letting his warm musk fill your head as you immediately start drooling all over him. dragging one ball into your mouth lovingly and whining at the weight of it filling your mouth.

the slick sound of the fleshlight over his cock right above your head is loud, eddie moaning at the sensation of your soft sucking lips. it feels better than the fake plastic around his cock. worlds better.

"just think." he pants, "c-could be filling your tight hole instead. drilling you on my fat cock just the way you like it, baby. but- you just had-" he gasps when you widen your mouth to let his other ball plop into your mouth, sucking the twin sacks at once. "-to be an uptight brat. jesus fuck- keep sucking em' baby. warm that cum up for me to fill this fucking toy. god, im close."

[esoterictboy]

what if you were a douchey frat tboy and I was your shy nerdy roomie who you have so much fun bullying + teasing cuz of how flustered I get. and one day you walk into our room without knocking and walk in on me fucking my fagcunt while whimpering ur name...

-🐛

Yeah F@ggot ? You want me to fuck you, don’t stop I like looking at you cream yourself thinking about me. You think I didn’t know, practically the whole floor could hear you every time you fucked yourself. You want me to touch you yeah, lemme fuck my fingers in and out of your mouth while you ride that shit ? Maybe I should show you my dick so you can see what you’re missing, make your fantasies a little more vivid, right f@g ?

[finns-tword-blog]

Hi!

Could you draw some Ler Barnaby and Lee Howdy please?

Thank you—🐛 anon

local caterpillar guy gets got, more at 7

- this is a SFW tickle blog, so no funny business in the notes -

[dwtdog]

how do people live in such hot places dream literally walks around in multiples layers but i look at the temperatures in orlando and want to die already (im used to cold idk)

-🐛

dream is fucking crazy with his layers LMFAO the best way to survive a hot day is crop top and short shorts amen

[grace122]

more Sam and Punz thots. DP with them would be heavenly. oh. my. god. i’d die. Sam in your pussy, Punz in your ass ahhh.

You’re laying down, chest to chest with Sam with his cock filling your pussy while Punz is stretching your ass open.

“Oh look at you, taking two fingers so well.” Punz praises as he scissors the two lubed fingers slowly. You moaned at the praise and feeling, clenching on the fingers and Sam’s dick. “Shit sugar, I’m gonna cum if you keep squeezing me so sweetly.” Sam says as his hand rubs your back soothingly. “Feels good.” You mumble back. “Just wait until I get my cock in your tight little ass.” Punz growled in your ear making you whimper.

With lots of lube and patience Punz got you worked up to four of his thick fingers and you were barely keeping it together.

“Please, I need it so bad, please, wanna feel you both fill me up.” You whine as you rock back against Punz’s fingers.

“Shh sweet girl, we’re gonna make you feel so good don’t you worry.” Punz coos as he removed his fingers and made sure you were properly lubed. “Okay baby, you ready?” Punz asked, his hand rubbing your hip. “Yes, please fill me.” You said and Punz pushes in. You all groan collectively as Punz fills your ass.

“Oh my god, I can feel you through her walls.” Sam moans, head thrown back as he pants. “Fuck you’re so tight. How you doing baby?” You whimpered out a somewhat coherent reply.

Neither of the men moved letting you adjust and try to relax. “You want us to start moving sugar?” Sam asks and you nod. “Verbal, baby.” “Yes Sammy.” “Good girl.” And with that, Punz and Sam began to thrust in and out of you.

In seconds you were on cloud nine. Feeling so full and hazy as both men thrust into you senseless while they muttered praises to you.

“‘M gonna, ahh- cum.” You whimper as you shook. Sam’s arms wrapped around you and held you securely on top of him.

“Let go for us baby, you’ve been so good, such a good girl.” Punz coos while his thumbs rubbed your hips as he fucked into you.

“Cum on our cocks sugar. We’ve gotcha.” Sam cooed and in a few seconds you were seeing stars. Both men fucked into you until they came, groaning together when they pumped you full of their cum. -🐛

holy fuck this is literally godly, i am literally SCREAMING

[justjanusthings]

Dear Janus,

Sometimes I walk my dog on the ceiling but then he sheds his skin everywhere and I have to take him to the grocery store to get his wings checked for vampire breath. Any tips on how to convert him into a hex color?

-Anon 🐛

[itspyon]

Good morning :]

Do you have a moment that made you start shipping dnf for real? Like one specific thing that really made you go. Oh. These guys are dating. Holy shit.

Besides that, are there any moments, underrated or not, that made you feel absolutely insane for having witnessed them? I feel like mine in that respect is maybe the dnf kiss snap. And the fact some people still say "haha dnf could kiss, then I'd believe it" ... they already have ??? That just makes me feel like I'm hallucinating 😭😭. Anyway I hope ur having a really good day :> - 🐛

well i was a youtube stan so i just thought they were actually dating ? lmao like i thought these were just two boyfriends making minecraft content, and that's why i subbed, i thought i was getting peak queer minecrafters content in 2019 😭

my first video was item drops are multiplied and like a week later giving george 5000 to spend on amazon dropped, so in my head i was like "yeah. edaters. good for them !"

i stopped thinking they were dating when i got into watching the early dsmp streams but i kind of still knew they were different about each other. and then it just snowballed into oh wow gay pining to the highest degree

as for when i started thinking they were dating again, i actually think it was kissgate week ! and it is the craziest set of events. because it was one after the other one, cute date, bedgate, kissgate, writing paranoid, it's all there ! absolutely demonic

have a nice day buggy wormy :D

[kaionyx]

Jesus christ just came hard to ur blog <3 my hands are still shaking. -🐛

Aww, such a good pet for telling me. Did it feel good? Did you hold your legs open and beg for me like a dumb slut even though I’m not there? I know you did, because that’s what good pets do right?

[thedanoriddler]

hiii i was wondering if you could write something nsfw about the reader asking edward to take her virginity…. pls and thx if you have the time:))🐛

You know, the funny thing is that the very first thing I started writing was exactly this… you and Eddie losing your virginities together 😂😭 Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it 👀) what started off as me writing a smut piece unintentionally became a monster one-shot fic that I’m still trying to finish but got stuck on, and it’s still in my drafts.

So because the fic of this concept is currently being worked on and I don’t want to leave you empty-handed, I’ve written headcanons - these headcanons will be worked into the one shot I’m writing! ☺️ I hope that’s okay! Also, these headcanons have helped me break my writers block, so thank you!

Warning(s): SMUT, 18+, AFAB reader, references to jerking off, this is literally just about sex from start to finish, also I’m so sorry if this ended up being OOC 😭 I just feel like this kind of thing called for some softness… also, USE PROTECTION EVERYONE!

✨Losing Your Virginity To Edward Nashton (Headcanons)✨

As I’ve said before, either he’s a virgin or he’s had like one case of a pity blowjob or something - but he’s not super experienced himself either way. Even though you’re aware of this, you’re still worried that he’ll react badly to finding out you’re a virgin, that he’ll think there’s something wrong with you or that he’ll think you’re totally lame for not having any experience

It’s not that you don’t want to have sex, it’s just that you wanted to wait for the right person - and anyone else you’ve dated or even been relatively close to hasn’t felt quite right. You weren’t sure why, but no one ever felt right to do it with, so you just… hadn’t.

You and Eddie have had some pretty hot and heavy make outs by this point, but it’s never gone beyond that and the occasional groping that’s left you both wanting more - not that he admits this to you, but he ends up jerking off later in the night thinking about you and what it would be like to take it further. And, honestly, you’d be lying if you said that you didn’t lie in bed doing the same thing, touching yourself thinking about him

Anyway, you’re kissing and groping pretty desperately one night, and you end up blurting it out before you can stop yourself - and then you’re super embarrassed, scared that you’ve messed up somehow

Eddie is pretty surprised that you haven’t had sex, to be honest, he really thought you’d have more experience - not in a bad way, of course! He doesn’t think you’re easy or anything, he just thinks that you’re so perfect and beautiful that you’d have surely done it by now because who wouldn’t want to do it with you? He was certain that you’d be more experienced than him because of how inexperienced he is and because hardly anyone ever paid him any attention in that way in the past

Despite the fact he really wants to have sex with you more than anything, he manages to start stammering and rambling that it’s okay if you want to wait, he doesn’t want to force you or make you uncomfortable no matter how desperate he is, etc. - and that’s when you realise you don’t want to wait anymore. He’s being so sweet about it that you’re suddenly more sure than ever that yep, this is it, this is the right time and the right person

To be honest, you were already feeling sure he was going to be the one because you loved him a lot and trusted him, but this just confirmed it even more

When you interrupt him, telling him quite frankly that you want to have sex with him, he’s so stunned that he stops talking for a minute, eyes about to pop out of his head and he’s sure he’s stopped breathing - he’s certain he’s misheard you, that he imagined it, and you have to repeat it nervously. “But only if you want to, I mean,” you add, worried you’ve put him off completely

Let’s be honest, absolutely nothing would put him off of having sex with you, he’s spent nearly every night since he first saw you jerking off thinking about you and what it would be like to do it with you

Somehow you both make it to the bedroom and it’s a little awkward but in an okay sort of way, because neither of you actually know exactly what you’re doing but you’re going to figure it out together

Expect lots of praise for your body as you take your clothes off! Eddie literally kisses as much of you as he can, mumbling and whispering and just rambling softly like a crazy person because goddamn you’re so beautiful and sexy and it’s driving him crazy

You’re pretty embarrassed when your shirt comes off and he’s just staring at your chest, worried that he won’t like what he’s seeing - but then he’s touching you, admittedly a little clumsily but not unpleasantly, and he’s the one whimpering, like it literally is turning him on so bad to be touching you (spoiler: it is)

Honestly you’re both just very reassuring to each other as you’re taking each other’s clothes off; Eddie’s not that sure that you’ll like what you’re seeing when he’s taking his clothes off, like he’s terrified you’ll look at him and think he’s disgusting or something, he’s convinced that because he doesn’t look like some chiseled supermodel that it means he’s ugly, but honestly you can’t keep your hands off of him 🥺

As I mentioned above, he gets a lot of pleasure out of touching you, but it’s also because he knows that he’s the very first to make you feel this good, that he’s the first to touch you like this, that he’ll be the first and only one to do this with you - and that turns him on so bad, he’s so possessive like that. To be fair, it turns you on quite a lot to think that you’re his first too

If you’re self conscious about parts of your body - like your tummy or your thighs - he totally pays those extra attention, giving them little kisses, stroking them, just in general showing how much he loves them. Also I’ll say it again: praising! Eddie just praises you and your body the whole time, he’s an absolute simp for you and every part of you at this point

And of course you’re praising him too, he flushes pink when you admit how hot you think he is, when you run your hands over his body eagerly, but it’s clear he likes you complimenting him and his body. Also at some point he anxiously asks if you’d prefer he take his glasses off, if you’ll find him more attractive without them, but you tell him very firmly that you love his glasses and if he wants to keep them on to see you better, then all the better

I mentioned this in my original post about having sex with him, but I’m going to say it again because it’s relevant: Eddie is super nervous about you seeing his cock, like he’s so self conscious about it because toxic internet culture has him convinced he’s got a small one and that he won’t be able to please you properly. His cock isn’t overly big, it’s not like a monster dick, it’s the smallest bit above average, which is actually a relief because who the fuck wants to be torn in half their first time 💀 you don’t really have anything to compare him to, but there’s nothing actually wrong with it, he’s just super nervous

When he starts stuttering, being self-deprecating about it (“I- I know it’s not… it’s… I’m not…”) you make sure to reassure him that he doesn’t need to worry about it, that it’s perfect just like the rest of him, and he nearly starts crying when you hesitantly wrap your hand around him - he has to stop you because he’s two seconds from cumming with you touching him like that

He really does nearly finish right then and there when he hesitantly reaches his hand between your legs and feels how wet you are for him, that it’s all because of him and no one else, and it’s a huge effort on his part not to finish early and ruin the experience

It takes longer than it probably should to put the condom on properly; firstly because he’s nervous and extremely turned on and flustered, which is making him slower/even more uncertain, and then also because you try to help him while you’re also nervous about it… you get it on eventually but damn it’s awkward at first

He checks one last time for consent before entering you, even though he’s so turned on it hurts, even though he doesn’t want to stop, because he wants to be extra certain, and when you give him the go ahead he moves slow so you can adjust to him

When he’s fully inside you, he doesn’t move and keeps asking if this is okay, but you’re both super overwhelmed - not just because you feel so full, but also because you’re so happy it’s Eddie who you’re losing your virginity to, and you love him so much

Before you can say anything, fighting back a lot of emotions, he mistakes your tears for pain and panics that he’s done something wrong, that he’s hurt you, starts offering to pull out, but you stop him and tell him to wait before explaining that you’re not crying out of pain - you’re almost embarrassed to admit that you’re crying because you’re so happy

For a moment he doesn’t say anything, just staring down at you - and then you see he’s starting to cry. When you ask what’s wrong, he shakes his head and tells you he’s so happy too and that he loves you so much that he can’t help it, and he’s sorry for crying- Edward Nashton is a crier during sex and no one can change my mind on that 💀

You assure him it’s okay, you’re not upset, it’s actually really sweet that he’s emotional about it because you are too, and you press little kisses to his face so he knows you don’t mind, so he knows that you don’t think he’s ruining anything

It’s almost kind of funny how emotional the two of you are about having sex for the first time, like you’re both so ridiculously happy about it???

It’s the first time either of you have had sex so it’s nothing kinky or even particularly mind-blowing, to be honest it’s a little awkward at first because neither of you are completely sure how to move or whatever, but it’s still amazing in its own way because you obviously care about each other 🥹

Despite his inexperience, it turns out that Eddie is a pretty fast learner - and he’s absolutely memorising what exactly you like in bed, where you like being touched, etc. It doesn’t take long for him to get into a decent rhythm that has you both gasping

Eddie is so loud as he starts to get the hang of it too, it’s like he can’t stop himself from making noise as he whimpers and moans and murmurs your name over and over again, like it’s the only word he knows anymore

Not that you’re much quieter - your groans and cries of pleasure are just spurring him on even more, and you’re sure you’re gripping him too tightly as your nails run over the skin of his back, but he just moans even louder in your ear, clearly not minding at all

That’s when you let it out before you can stop yourself: “fuck, Eddie, that’s it, make love to me”

He halts for a moment, wide eyed at your words, surprised by it - and then he starts thrusting again, faster and harder and more desperate as his lips search for yours. “Yes,” you hear him whisper, his breath hot against your mouth, sounding on the verge of tears again, “fuck, (Y/N), yes, I love you”

He’s not exactly sure how to get you to finish, but he desperately wants you to more than anything; you help guide his hand further down where your bodies are entwined, to the sensitive nub of your clit, and while his rhythm is slightly thrown off as he tries to continue thrusting his hips while also now touching you down there, it still feels so insanely good

Neither of you last long this first time but neither of you are going to complain; you cum first, all but sobbing from the pleasure, and Eddie isn’t far behind - seeing you come undone because of him is what pushes him over the edge

Eddie buries his face into the space between your shoulder and your neck as he cums, pushing himself as deep into you as he can as he cries out, a rambling stream of swears, your name and other loving sentiments; you can only grip him tighter as he shudders through his finish, still recovering from your own climax but feeling a thrill rush through you at the realisation that he came just for you, because of you

Afterwards, once the condom has been disposed of and you’re both under the sheets (Eddie’s glasses now on the table at the side of the bed in case he falls asleep because he’s extremely tired after all that), you rest your head just under his chin and you just cuddle together. He’s still a little unsure as he wraps his arms around you, not used to such intimacy, but you soon feel him gradually start to relax, his hands slowly stroking down your back, up the curve of your neck, into your hair, just feeling you with him

You fall asleep first, exhausted but so happy as you lie on top of him with his arms around you, making you feel safe and warm and loved. Eddie isn’t far behind you, but he takes a moment before sleep overcomes him to look down at where you’re snoozing on top of him, at where his arms are wrapped tightly around you, your skin practically glowing from the orgasm he gave you, and he smiles widely to himself because he’s so content in this moment, the most content he’s ever been in his sorry excuse for a life, and he adores you so much it’s ridiculous

Just… post coital cuddles with Eddie as he whispers how much you mean to him 🥹💚

[eggyrocks]

THANK GOD THEYRE BREAKING UP ‼️ i also want to see if the breakup causes some drama between hinata and atsumu cuz theyre my pookies and they deserve eachother 💕

🐛 anon

I GUESS WE’LL HAVE TO SEEEEEEE🫣

[poppy-metal]

thinking abt loser dick again <3

talking to ur cheer friends abt how big eds was n how he made sure u came multiple times before he even thought about making himself cum. n them getting all giggly n blushy. spreading rumors he has a big cock n knows how to make girls squirt. it gets back to hellfire n everyone is like "did u hear the latest rumor about you?" "No why?" eddie looks confused, Gareth whispers the rumor in his ear & he just flushes pink, looking over at your table. anyway some other nerd girls thinking they have a chance with him cause obviously he can't like cheerleaders right? they bully him. so nerd girls have better luck since they have something in common! one of the nerdy girls asking eds if he wants to go out sometime this weekend. u overhear it, stomping over to the girl, "do you really want his loser ass? he's probably small" u mention chasing the other girl away. grabbing Eddie's wrist and stomping out to his van and demanding he opens the back. pushing him into the back n getting on top of him all possesive & jealous leaving hickeys on his neck n shoulders where he can't hide them. eds giggling n teasing you about how possessive you are

🐛 PS I LOVE THE NEW NAME POPS

im gonna kick him in the shins.

he gets all "t-thought i was small- oh fuck-" when you slide your wet cunt determinedly down his cock. you're so pent up and horny all you can do is bare your teeth down at him, your skirt swishing around your waist as you bounce in his lap.

"dont think. for a second-" your words come out in chopped up pants, punched out of you from his dick hitting you just right. "-that im letting you fuck anyone else."

eddie thinks about being a brat. but then you squeeze around him and his eyes roll back and he can't even pretend hes not obsessed. that hes not pathetic over you. whines and palms at your ass desperately, "dont want anyone else." he says, completely genuine. his face is flushed and his eyes are so wide and wet and adoring as they look up at you. "only you." his fingers dig into your cheeks, he braces his knees under him so he can thrust up a little himself. "only want this pussy- fucking christ-"

it calms you. a little. but you're still feeling possessive. so you make him switch positions with you, let him fold your knees to your chest until your toes are almost touching the top of his van as he sinks back into you.

"fuck me." you goad, hooking one manicured finger into his chain necklace. "fuck me like im your girlfriend and you're gonna take me home later and cum inside me."

he groans at that, hips rutting widly into yours as he hunches over you, head pressed into your neck like he does when hes overcome, overwhelmed by you. his rings dig into your thighs and his balls slap wetly against your ass as he fucks you so hard the van shakes a little.

"fuck, fuck, fuck." he whines. "baby, you're-" he gasps, licks and sucks at your neck and you twine your hands in his thick waves of hair, eyes rolling back. he fucks you so good like this. hes so good. "you're gonna make me cum."

"Inside. boyfriends cum inside."

"jesus." he slams in again and again, harder somehow, the wet lips of your cunt permanently speared open around his thickly plunging cock. you're dripping all down his balls, it has to be getting his seats sticky, too. "you're mine." he says, suddenly. even though its whimpered out the possession behind it is so unmistakable you dont even think to correct it. dont want to, because you are. "my fucking girl. taking my fucking dick so good- oh god, baby, im gonna fill you up- take it, take it, take-"

he cuts himself off as he cums, body shuddering over yours as he moans through it. you feel cockdrunk and content. knowing no one else could possibly fuck him as well as you do. no one.

[esoterictboy]

do u want us to tell you how we came even if it wasn't masturbation? feel free to ignore if no lol

anyways this weekend I was at my bfs dormroom and he rubbed my cock thru my camo cargo pants after making me beg for him to touch me. I came so hard I went slackjawed and couldn't kiss him back for a solid 30 seconds, and he had to give me his hoodie afterwards bc the hickies he left were so dark it's like I'd been mauled. and his roommate was in the other room 🤭

-🐛

No it’s cool ! He had the right idea, clothed are orgasms are hot especially when you need to be quiet, you sound easy as hell tho

[gabessquishytum]

What’s up I’m back after months and still feeling very unfulfilled w the lack of Daniel/Hob content lmao

(Most ppl I’ve seen do takes on Daniel/Hob have taken the approach of Morpheus being separate from Daniel, which is great, but I like the canon version with Daniel just being a new, more open, perspective on the same person better.)

So picture this: Daniel has been Dream for a bit now, he’s a lot more in touch with his feelings than Morpheus was + he’s just as much of a horny bastard as Morpheus was, which is a dangerous combination.

Needless to say he’s absolutely drooling to plop himself down in Hobs lap and absolutely ruin him, maybe he decides to tease Hob by showing up every now & again in The Most Indecent outfits and dropping really obvious hints.

Meanwhile Hob is Horny & Confused bc there’s a new stranger now and he’s just as gorgeous as His stranger but WAY more proactive and just as mysterious.

Eventually Daniel gets fed up with Hobs lack of action and drags him into a closet somewhere to rail him into oblivion.

(He actually had a whole romantic speech/proposal planned out for when Hob finally gave in, but he ends up having to give it after Hobs recovered mentally from the mind bending magic sex lol)

–🐛

I do enjoy the idea of Daniel retaining all of Morpheus’s feelings toward Hob and making a much more... emotionally charged display of affection.

Daniel drapes himself over Hob’s lap and flutters his blond eyelashes. Runs his long fingers over Hob’s chest and talks to a soft voice about how much he wants him. Hob is blushing as he sits in the middle of the New Inn with this lovely young man drooling all over him. He knows he's going to get so teased by his friends and colleagues.

Eventually Daniel decides that Hob obviously needs someone to take charge of him - well, that's no problem. Daniel is only too happy to push and pull him into some dark corner. Within a few minutes he's got Hob on his knees, nuzzling at the front of Daniel's indecently sheer robe. It's much easier for Hob if he doesn't have to think too much about anything. It's his job to just be good and bring Daniel pleasure. There's plenty of time to talk later, once Hob has swallowed Daniel's cum and been reminded of exactly who he belongs to.

[eulchu]

Good morning :]

Do you have a moment that made you start shipping dnf for real? Like one specific thing that really made you go. Oh. These guys are dating. Holy shit.

Besides that, are there any moments, underrated or not, that made you feel absolutely insane for having witnessed them? I feel like mine in that respect is maybe the dnf kiss snap. And the fact some people still say "haha dnf could kiss, then I'd believe it" ... they already have ??? That just makes me feel like I'm hallucinating 😭😭. Anyway I hope ur having a really good day :> - 🐛

good morning :3 my dnf truthing timeline went:

- am i in love with my best friend quiz: have you ever thought what it wpuld be like to kiss yourbest friend haha thats fiunyydream what . <- ???? they disappeared for like a week and a half after that y la pasé bien raro

- october 2021: gatekeep era. there was such a huge shift in their relationship during that time i was just like. something really weird is going on

- december 2021: dream comes out. oh ok so they're seriously in love

until now .

[grace122]

“You gotta let me in baby, just relax, im gonna take care of you.” Sam cooed while he slowly inserted two of his fingers in your, dripping, clenching pussy.

Your grip tightening, as you cling to his hoodie. “I know baby, Shh I’m almost there darlin’.” Sam reassured, at you whimpering from his fingers stretching you out. “There we go. Got something to fill up that cute, tight, cunt.” Sam growled in your ear. Making you moan at his words.

“Now let’s see, oh good girl, squeezing my fingers so well when I play with your clit.” Your only response was a whimper as Sam’s thumb rubbed figure eights against your swollen clit. “You’re practically drenching my fingers, such a needy pussy huh?” You couldn’t form a coherent answer as your body trembled.

Sam’s arm around you tightening to keep you secure in his lap. “I’ve gotcha sugar don’t worry.” He whispered in your ear. At his reassurance, you allowed yourself to relax and stopped trying to control your shaking body.

As his thick fingers filled your pussy, his thumb playing with your clit, and the dirty words he moaned in your ear, you were coming quickly. Your thighs shook as you turned into Sam’s chest. Moaning against the fabric as he worked you through your orgasm. “There we go babygirl. Such a good girl for me.” -🐛

THIS WHOLE THING IS LITERALLY SO GOOD IM- LIKE WHAT??? THE PART WHEN HE SAYS “there we go, got something to fill up that cute tight cunt” HAD ME LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND