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[butcherships]

Snarl was a polecat before becoming Immortan Joe's champion which makes Joe's assertion that he's his bodyguard even funnier. "Of course Snarl needs to be at my side at all times, he's my bodyguard" and the man in question is lithe and sinewy and shorter than he is. Ok Joe

[bunny-kisser]

🌡 for the selfship drabbles game?

The oppressive Australian heat clung to Snarl like a blanket, its all encompassing stagnant heat somehow both arid and suffocating, making his skin slick with sweat and sleep impossible to come by. His situation wasn't helped by the large-bodied warlord snuggling against his back, holding the smaller man flush against his chest in a tight embrace. Snarl let out an annoyed groan and desperately tried to wriggle out of Immortan Joe's grasp, who responded with a grumpy grumble and tightening of his arms.

"Joe! Lemme go dammit, it's too hot for this shit!" The War Boy hissed, not yet abandoning his futile struggle. Joe let out another irritable rumble reminiscent of a cranky cat, still half-asleep and determined to remain that way. Snarl finally abandoned his efforts, letting out a heavy sigh and relaxing back into his lover's arms. It was astonishing to Snarl how Immortan Joe could be so prideful, could put on a (at least somewhat convincing) show of caring nothing for his "Champion" in the presence of others during the daylight hours, but when night fell he shapeshifted into the clingiest person alive. Like a giant teddy bear, really. Snarl thought with some amusement.

Joe had admittedly been slow to invite Snarl into his bed - a very large part of him wanted to believe that he cared for Snarl only as far as the sex he provided and the way he bolstered his myth, and sometimes that's still what he tells himself when that nauseating wave of self-hatred and anxiety washes over him. Still, it was undeniable that the fiery War Boy had cemented a place in his arrogant, black heart and Joe found that he could no longer sleep comfortably at night without his presence.

The Immortan did not receive physical affection nor true companionship from any of his wives; Though they'd tolerate his presence and his sexual advances, the underlying disdain, revulsion, or outright hatred they felt for him bled through in their every interaction. Snarl, on the other hand, welcomed his attentions and reciprocated them in kind; The man Immortan Joe had stolen from his home braided his hair with gentle hands and laid with him at night, even on nights like this when the sweltering heat made it so he'd really rather not. It had taken Snarl coming into his life for the old warlord to realize just how starved for affection he had truly been, so he cherished these precious few hours when no one was around to witness his weakness.

Sensing Snarl's submission, Joe relaxed his grip around his prize and let out a content sigh as he nuzzled his face into the crook of his neck. Snarl sighed softly again, his hands moving up to trace slow circles across the tyrant's sun-bleached arms. If sleep didn't come to him tonight, he could always nap in the cool underground tunnels of the Citadel when the morning came and its' immortal leader busied himself with Wasteland politics.

[heartbeetz]

This could be them if you were deranged

[feketeribizli]

pov two wretched beasts kidnapped you

[forsaken-headcanons]

I have sm hc, prepare thy self

Ill split them up so it's not one big wall :3

☆7n7 uses his hacks to spawn in medicine on occasion, he can't do it too much so the specter doesn't find out. but he tries his best to give it to the other survivors, even when he needs it more (golly I love torturing this old man/hj)

☆7n7 used to play the guitar but had to sell it after beginning to raise c00lkidd so he could afford to take care of him.

^Noli and 7n7 were in a collage band together

☆Sometimes when applying to things, 7n7 would use a fake name. Mabye his middle name if he has one. because of how infamous he was for causing damage he didn't want that to stop him from getting c00lkidd the things he needed

Ill put my c00lkidd hcs next methinks

-Car Crash Anon 🚘💥🚗

007n7 headcanons!! Yippie! I love this old man so much. It's sweet how 007n7 wants to help others by spawning in medicine and other medical items for other survivors when needed. I love that guy. Noli and 007n7 would totally kill it in a band together.

[nemotakeit]

my absolute favorite song in the world is Hometown (by tøp of course) and every time i remember it was in a BMW commercial it feels like a violation. im happy she got the recognition she deserved, and the song was a great match for the commercial😡😡, but my girl was NOT made for car ads. it feels so random its so funny

[loopscereal]

i like how i have our freddy & fred 🆚 the bug in my brain that says ive strayed so far from canon and don’t get them at all FIGHT 🥊✴️✴️

[sansfangirl24]

Me to anyone who thinks tiktok should be banned (and to the government):

I LOST 700+ BAKUDEKU TIKTOKS. SOMEONE WILL PAY

THIS IS A THREAT TO HUMANITY

[ivanfesco]

It's been 11 hours. You think Matt's sleepy or he's being scolded by PR?

Either way, All CEOs Are Bastards

[kaisollisto]

[bunny-kisser]

Thanks to @maddymoreau for the template :3c

[heartbeetz]

Siiiiiigh. Michael :]♡

[endruv]

In case of the third or fourth tumblrocalypse, here's my cohost. May do bluesky and mastadon later

[tboyquackity]

FELIZ DIECISEIS DE SEPTIEMBRE WEY ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[jttlpgroup]

Leonardo💥 11421   http://www.steveb29.com/2025/04/leonardo-11421.html

[adhdninjachick]

He fucking. Blazed. His what's in my pocketses post.

I'd be amused if it weren't so fucking sad.