#🦷 . . .

[arobutchsab]

someday you will ache like I ache

[hysteria-things]

https://www.tumblr.com/hysteria-things/748872140949946368/sls-get-her-wisdom-teeth-out-and-accidentally

They call Nate

“Hey quick question why is SLS saying you guys are dating”

“Dating not that I know off. Me and SLS are not dating”

Crying* “what we’re not dating are you trying to break up with me?”

“What no baby we are still dating I just didn’t want your brother to know. It’s okay don’t cry. We are dating I promise”

“What the fuck”

-🦷

anesthesia is scary😭

[coffinwoodx]

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

[rhodophoria]

LET'S BEGIN... 🦌📻

[slutsusername]

[uxji]

yeehaw

[yotume]

Yuji："Hey Choso, is your tooth ok?"

Choso："Teeth?"

Choso：Ah."💡

Choso："It was a baby tooth. It's okay."

Yuji："Baby teeth!?"

[pomegranatesandribcages]

"but athenas kids are supposed to have blonde hair and blue eyes!!" but the movie brunette adaptation didnt have half this uproar golly i wonder why... the whole athenas kids being blonde thing doesnt even play into the story at all and retconning it changes absolutely nothing. it was fine when the movies came out, its fine now that the show is out. dont be a coward and admit you dont like black people if u wanna hate. if leah was white you would be so quiet rn

[chthonicfixations]

stop saying "rip laura palmer you would have loved therapy," she had a therapist and he wanted to fuck her

[foxgod]

❤️ 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃'𝓈 𝒩𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 ⭐

[vmprgrlfriend]

[arobutchsab]

not now kitten daddy dropped his egg fried rice all over the fucking floor

[hysteria-things]

The dad Matt ask just made me think about snowy the bunny. Here think about this Nate and SLS are living in their apartment and have decided to get snowy they bunny so they wanna tell everyone so Nate text the group chat ( Nick,Matt,Chris,Nate,and SLS). Then they both don’t check their phone because they are setting up for snowy

“We’re getting a new addition to the family”

*text not delivered* “meet snowy *🐰pic”

“Huhhhhhh”

“What the fuck you mean by a new addition”

“Nathan you have better not of got are sister pregnant”

-🦷

LMFAOO OF COURSE THE PIC DOESN’T SEND😭

chris is about to storm his ass over there… on foot if he has to

[bebemoon]

from @hilfreichjewellery on ig . 🦷

[toothblushes]

a bit flustered... :#-/

[veroraine]

Tadeusz Różewicz, Lament, first published in Niepokój (1947) translated from Polish by @veroraine