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egophiliac · 3 months

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WAIT when did he get FANGS

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #brushie brushie #i thought i was imagining it but i have compared screenshots and it is true #they gave him a bunch of new animations and just decided to throw some fangs in there too!#unless this is an earlier thing i just missed because i don't pay attention (very possible)#anyway i decided to do one last ten-pull and THERE HE WAS #and his personal story is SO unexpectedly cute oh my gosh #at any given moment crewel is thinking about how much he misses his dog(s)#it is CANON #canon like the fangs (why) (i'm not complaining i just want to KNOW)#get you a fandom where they randomly and with no explanation give a character fangs I GUESS #anyway thank you sensei for validating the mountain of keys i threw into the void for you #i'd assumed he'd duo with grim so it is unfortunate that it turned out to be with a card i don't have and will probably never get 🙃#but it is VERY funny actually that he duos with crowley so i'll forgive him #the only funnier character would be jack #OR NO WAIT actually leona #'which character would be the funniest to --' the answer is always. ALWAYS. leona

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 16 days

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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isatartdump · 22 days

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I'M LETTING THIS ONE FREE BECAUSE I WAS *DONE* I WAS JUST FIXING LOOP TOP SCARS AND EYES AND IT CRASHES ON ME AND I LOSE EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!! HAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

The day I live without stopping a project because I lost the file 80 times (would love to be exagerating) will be the day I finish one I promise you !

Babe help I am stuck in a timeloop of losing files (I am really mad about it. It was clean and everything man.)

#isat #in stars and time #pipposketchdump #isat fanart #isat siffrin #isat loop #unfinished #wip if you will #not even with constant ctrl+s can I be saved of my own curse #(of dumbassery)#((and losing files))#(((Clip studio paint EX would never do that to me but also it is so fucking expensive)))

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giantkillerjack · 1 year

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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

#original #the last unicorn #tlu #peter s beagle #molly gru #schmendrick #schmendrick the magician #two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first!#my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped!#no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different.#to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life!#but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol #because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb #the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!!#my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘#i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful.#and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE #mostly zoro's blades from One Piece #normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and #then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU #and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele

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veinsfullofstars · 6 months

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"Still trying to intimidate me? Cute."

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Meta Knight and Galacta Knight based off of a couple dynamics template by @/ReddsMess on Twitter. Original template and source below the cut, as well as a HAL language variant. Top-left panel - high-angle shot of MK lit from above, standing firm and glaring up through his mask, his wings curled out and breaching the panel in places, subtitled "Well well..." Top-right panel - low-angle shot of GK lit from below, looming in the air and leering down through his mask, his wings curled out and his hands spread wide in challenge, both of which breach the panel in places, subtitled "Look who came to see me..." Bottom panel - MK & GK stand next to each other, the latter leaning towards the former and gently caressing the side of his mask with the back of one hand, grinning smugly and wrapping a wing around the knight, subtitled "My Knightmare." MK stands stiffly with his fists clenched at his sides, blushing vividly and glaring away from the warrior. A little flurry of white hearts emanate from GK, while one small one hovers above MK. END ID.)

Started 03/30/24, finished 04/02/24.

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HAL language variant:

Original by ReddsMess (template link) NOTE: The artist has marked 16-18+ in their bio, so browse at your own risk!

#veins art #veins ships #veins fanart #kirby series #kirby #meta knight #galacta knight #galacta knight x meta knight #metagala #couple dynamics #couples meme #meme redraw #pose redraw #template redraw #toxic couple or idiots in love? you decide #I'm a sucker for bespoke pet names apparently #real-bat-wings MK my beloved <3 #veins “keeps drawing feathered wings despite how much they hate doing so” fullofstars #also I saw @post-it-notes7's mirror!GK design and now I will never not draw GK in heels #swallow tailed galacta knight #<- (inspired by @starflungwaddledee of course)#*gasp* no sparkles??#the sacrifices we make for a t m o s p h e r e #hmm I wonder if this is where the Childhood Friends AU would go if MK and DDD never got back together...#(but I get ahead of myself - that's a story for another time)#(me: *slaps self on wrist" veins no! bad goblin! no more AUs! especially not AUs of AUs! stop it!)#veinsfullofstars

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thepettymachine · 2 months

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Agnes has learned she is expecting a baby boy again

#sims #sims 3 #ts3 #ts3 gameplay #ts3 lepacy #ts3 legacy #when he got down to kiss the tummy i screamed #what would i do without thesweetsimmer111's mods + animations #my family gameplay would never be the same.. EVER!!!#graves lepacy #graves g1 #agnes crumplebottom #robert graves

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valleysofdolls · 3 months

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istg i’ve never seen a valid reason used by someone explained why they hate sasuke.

90% of the time it’s basically them saying he didn’t react to trauma the way they wanted him to (or doing trauma olympics using naruto, gaara, kakashi, etc as examples of “thEIr TrAUmA DiDN’t TUrN thEm iNtO aSSHOLes”)

5% is again, using very valid trauma from a 7 year old witnessing the death of their entire clan by their brother and being forced to relive it for 3 days, as a way to say he’s “too edgy and emo”

and the other 5% is used by shippers (mainly SS), shaming him for not reciprocating feelings he never felt for the other character

#i never look up sasuke stuff on tiktok for the aforementioned reasons because most of the fanbase hates him on there #usually for reason 1 but sometimes i see the other arguments too #and they love ss and s*kura on there for some reason too #i think ppl who use reason 2 specifically are usually ppl that watched naruto at a young age and probably only watched the first few eps #or ppl that fall into bandwagon hate #bc like i said i’ve yet to see a VALID reason to hate sasuke #something like stabbing karin i would actually understand #but it’s literally just #this genocide survivor didn’t act the way i wanted him to !!!#pro sasuke uchiha #pro sasuke #sasuke uchiha defense squad #anti sasusaku #my posts #anti naruto fandom

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agentark · 4 months

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everything we know about Red vs Blue means that there's a canonically supported reality in which every bit of the rvb timeline that happens post-Freelancer saga is actually just simulations Epsilon is running in WASH's head as he unravels

#true rvb end: wash wakes up in a freelancer medbay with york and north sitting next to him #'hey buddy how're you feeling? that ai sure did a number on you'#'how long was I out'#'2 hours'#'felt like 20 years; you guys both died'#red vs blue #rvb restoration #the ol' it was just a dream cliche #they're actually called simulation troopers because they're part of an epsilon simulation! /s #to be clear this would be a bad ending but it is funny #and I am never not thinking about agent washington #inspired by epsilon showing off his simulations in rvb19 #+ my feelings about rvb19 #+ a comment made on one of my other wash posts from help-we-are-out-of-chicken-fries #rvb19 #rvb spoilers #rvb #epsilon rvb #agent washington

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thetrinitytest · 5 months

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#the animosity between these two is so palpable it’s suffocating. of course i think they should make out sloppy style #listen i love jack x ianto as much as the next TW girlie. can’t get enough of jack x john’s relationship dynamic either #and i think jack x john x ianto is a god-tier ship (and a personal favorite) and is CRIMINALLY underrated and overlooked #but there is also something about john x ianto specifically #the POSSIBILITIES #they’re haters they’re lovers they’re enemies they’re allies #they’re the jealous type they love (and hate) the same man they desperately need some serious counseling and will never EVER get it #they got paraphilias out the wazoo they are far too emotionally unhealthy to be in a proper D/s #they’re at each other’s throats and they’re down each other’s throats #they set each other on fire and now they can’t get enough of the flames #they will never fully be honest and vulnerable with themselves or each other (except for that flicker of a moment when they are)#the reasons they hate each other become the reasons that they don’t #they are having the fuck nastiest hate sex as we speak #it’s so delicious. i am fascinated by them #i have so many thoughts about them if i genuinely wasn’t shit at putting a story together i would be bombing their AO3 tag w fics #spreading the johnto agenda fo today #torchwood #johnto #john hart #ianto jones #john x ianto #my edit

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katsu2ji · 3 months

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imagine telling sugawara all about your special interest and him just sitting there and genuinely listening to you. he loves the way your face lights up as you talk about the thing you love so much to the point that it’s sometimes all you can think about. he’d ask questions to keep you going and make the conversation feel less one sided, to show you that he truly cares. he doesn’t mind that you’re rambling, barely aware of how long you’ve been talking or whether or not he even knows what you’re talking about—the fact that you trust him enough to talk about your special interest with him, to share this part of you, is more than enough. he doesn’t care how “weird” or niche it is, he’s just happy to be there learning from you. if you feel guilty afterwards for info dumping and being “too much,” he wouldn’t hesitate to remind you that you are anything but. all he wants is for you to be happy, and seeing you this excited makes him the happiest man alive.

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dizzybizz · 1 month

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some doodles

#i meant to put the balor one in the previous post but i forgor 😭its in a diff file from the sketch dump i was coloring in so it just didnt #exist in my mind at all. i felt like smth was missing as i was posting it but i couldnt place what hlep #adeline and eiland have been driving me insane lately. expect more of them. probably.#dont minf the last two guys. some concepts for future farms 😋 (pls mind them im crazy abt all my farmers even if they technically dont -#exist yet. pls ask abt them or smth pls im nroaml i can be nroma l i prommy)#fields of mistria #fom balor #sona #im gonna start tagging that i think.#fom eiland #fom adeline #fom elsie #fom farmer #my art #guys can i just say that im so happy that balor is silver n not gold cus otherwise i would have to confront a part of me im not proud of #we shouldnt talk abt it but like yeah jjust know i like his silver and his whole deal #have such a softspot n bias for characters who dont settle anywhere. who never lay down their roots or whatever. who keep their past secret #like oughh hes hitting so many marks #i like hawthorne a lot. hes more developed in my head. and also i like his dead look and hair bows. i have so many ideas abt him man it hur #i promised myself i wouldnt make a new save file til i reached y2 w rory but apperantly errols bday is cursed bc the game has frozen twice #sorry if you read all of these tags. go to my askbox w fom stuff or smth. ask abt my farmers plsplspls pl s jk haha unless. maybe even #gimme drawing reqs for fom in general. ok tyvm ly sorry for yapping. its what i do best

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clownsuu · 11 months

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WOO YEAH WOO YEAH WOO YEAH COLT AND ZACH SHANANIGINS

YOOOOOOOOO DA BOISSSS (and bbs,,,,,)

#I WISH I FUGGIN ANSWERED THIS EARLIER BUT MY WIFI DECIDED TO BE A S S #Big ol smelli smh #BUT WOO YEAH WOO YEAH COLT AND ZACH SILLIESSSSS #So silly so silly…..#Zach can never catch a break on the farm smhh #Colt always has to save him- the moos give him absolutely no mercy on absolutely chowing down on his hat #Zach loves to keep a clean perfect white suit with finely polished shoes #But in the end of the day it’s completely muddied and grass stained 😔🥄🥄🥄#Also canon Betsy would give butters a sugar cube every day for being so silly

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arttsuka · 17 days

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I LOVE Teen Stan and Ford, it’s sad they don’t get drawn enough, so thank you so much!

Does Ford ever help Stan when he gets overstimulated? Or maybe when he has a rage response and suddenly starts crying and calls himself stupid?

Here's the other post with Ford

#I am once again asking someone to write me a fic about these two posts. pretty please 🥺#this took me way too long to think off #the dialogue was escaping me #if you can guess what the book he's reading is... you won't win anything I just think it would be cool #maybe Stan got upset about his grades. or a boxing match ir something #sometimes I too bite myself. not deep enough to draw blood but enough to bruise. it's gotten better over the tears but still #now and then...#anywayszzzzzzzz #ask #anonymous #gravity falls #stan pines #stanley pines #stanford pines #ford pines #teen stan #teen ford #art #fanart #traditional art #watercolor #the last few drawings came out so nicely #both of them are emotionally constipated in their teen years (and onwards honestly) so instead of addressing the crying they ignore it #they pretend it never happened #btw here you can see my (successful) attempt at putting Ford out of the picture so I don't have to draw more #comic #long post #look at their socks #I forgot the 's' in 'books' I'm so stupid god

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good-wine-and-cheese · 6 months

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Science- Ashbury Heights

My magnum opus of Tenma amvs

#tetsuwan atom #astro boy #naoki urasawa's pluto #pluto anime #atom the beginning #umataro tenma #my amv #dude I am literally never going to make an amv with this cool of an opener ever again #I tried not to favour one tenma over the others but some definitely had more/more relevant footage to work with #I think?? 63's tenma appears in more episodes but I don't know which...so I just went with the first episode only lol #anyway fun fact I learned from watching these clips over and over: of the Tenmas we ever see hugging Atom/Tobio #only 1980s Tenma actually crouches down to Atom's height to address him #based on this alone I am willing to believe he would have turned out sort of okay bc he knows how ur supposed to talk to kids

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moeblob · 6 months

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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.

So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.

#fe three houses #byleth #hanneman von essar #i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like #step back uh forget that I said that #like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad #if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just #honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean #also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly #then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction #which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them #with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage #and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that #and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations #that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something #and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately #and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??

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buwheal · 18 days

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ouhhhh debating whether or not i want to show these but i cant help myself... when im bored i love love love to think up just. poses and activities. for you to interrupt him in. (bottom left excluded this is my doodle page) And i dont think ill do any of these soon anyways. besides the top right one. which you wont see. one million things for him to do..... I can do anything i want.... and i can make /him/ do anything i want.... Is the point of the askbox not just for you to hang around with him during his day? his week?? his year???

#Forbidden to reblog this one. if you see it you see it congrats.#if it circulates i feel less inclined to use these poses. but i swear they look different when theyre pixelated #i cant leave them to never see the light of day because i love them UNpixelated too :-3 #and i never know tbh i might not use some of them. that happens a lot.#i can fucking smell it through the screen he is so GROSS but.. it is so fitting.... yeah. he WOULD smell like cigarettes and one #hundred percent smells like sour garbage and black ice trees. Youve convinced me.#I hate that i know that i know what both of those smell like (cigarettes and garbage) and how recent they are in my memory #my favorite character who is ever so gross and yet i still love him #do you think he'd keep an old worn out shirt(s) from (one of) the addisons. WHAT who said that.#iffy on if he would have a day every handful of months or so when he washes his one outfit he wears 24/7 but yknow i can do whatever i wann #typa guy to wear cartoon patterned boxers around on laundry day. with green dollar signs instead of hearts. but i could see hearts.#he saves his cigarette butts for later (snack)#spamton #BuwheArt #[you've got mail!]

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