#( this got long lmao w h o o p s)

[deus-ex-mona]

my five surviving braincells when something remotely good happens:

[almightygremlinblob]

Yandere Yuji x Reader Snippet

Because MY GOD is writing yandere Yuji fun ASF. It should NOT be this fun. Like, I'm not even kidding, man.

AGEDUP!Yuji (not specified but I HC him as in his 20's during this) and Gender-neutral Reader but the nickname "Beautiful" is used. Actual fic will have a male and female version with Gender-neutral pronouns (aside from nicknames lmao). You know the drill; minors or anybody uncomfy with suggestive shit DNI and just scroll past pls, cuz this shit's not beta'd.

⚠️CONTENT WARNINGS⚠️ Non-con kissing & dry humping (brief)

"Y-yuji? H-how…but-? I thought they said you died…" You held him back, but stilled when his hands snake to your hips. Grip on them getting so much harder as he keeps your body flush against his. Something was wrong… "Y-Yuji?"

His lips crashed onto yours in a sloppy kiss.

"I don't know either. I-I just…I was so worried about you. Had to see you." He says in between his kisses. Breathing unusually heavy when he buries his face into the crook of your neck. Your body goes stiff when you feel his tongue drag along your neck, before his lips start to massage your skin there, too; so eager and hungry.

In a fit of panic, you try to push him away but he only tightens his hold on you. A hand moving from your hip to your back and keeping you flush against him. "M'sorry…just…p-please, fuck. Just let me…"

"Y-yuji, I don't...this isn't right-"

"You don't think I know that?! I know, I do..."

Ah, of course he knows...

"B-but I just…I can't help it." He lets out a soft groan, the hand on your hip now painfully holding you still as he grinds his bulge in between your legs. "Fuuck, I can't help it, anymore. Please…"

Yuji looks at you in the eye for the first time since he got back, and the moment you see them all watery, your resolve breaks. Hesitantly but gently, your hands cup his face and you begin to stroke it with your thumbs. "O-okay..."

His eyes widen slightly, pupils dilating even further and his mouth hanging loose just a little bit.

"Y-you have no idea…" Yuji practically whines as he leans in, and slowly his lips meet yours again - gentler, this time, but just as eager. You can't bring it in yourself to kiss him back. He begins to pant lightly as he pulls your shorts down, your shirt and underwear following - and then his own clothes shortly after. Swiftly, both of you were completely naked against each other. "Just how long I've felt this way…"

"Get on the bed, beautiful." You simply do as you're told, ignoring the sinking feeling in your gut. "W-wanna make it good for you, too. So…tell me what feels good, yeah?"

The room feels distant.

Everything feels distant.

･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.

Actual fic will be an expansion of a scene in my other Yuji one.

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[sal11y]

Rengoku NSFW Alphabet <3

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Rengoku NSFW Alphabet 

AN: this man can murder me and id still love him <3

A= Aftercare: (what they're like after sex)

Absolute sweetheart, he will gently wipe tears, sweat, and semen off of you and himself, pepper gentle kisses on your forehead and lips, then help you clean up.

B= Body part: (favorite body part on you and themself)

Rengoku love love loveeees your cheeks and thighs, the rosey color they turn when aroused and how the puff up when embarresed, and your thighs dont need any explanation. He loves his arms, so he can hold you in them as he thrusts.

C= Cum: (How fast do they cum and where?)

While it doesnt take take long to make him cum, he can go many many rounds,

D= Dirty secret: (dirty secret, self explanatory)

He secretly wants to be called a good boy, its probably cuz of the fact he never received those words as a child lmao

E= Experience: (How much experience?)

Not a lot, hes really clueless the first few times, but he reads a bit about it then learn.

F= Favorite position:

I think he really likes missionary, he gets to see your cute cheeks and he can release on your thighs

G= Goofy: (How serious are they?)

It really depends, if hes in a good mood he will be goofy, but if hes pent up he will literally be so degrading oh my goood.

H= Hair: (grooming down there)

I think hes very well groomed, but it does get a bit ungroomed sometimes.

I= Intimacy: (How intimate do they get? Are they rough or gentle?)

Same thing with goofiness, it all depends!

J= Jack off: (How much do they jack off and why?)

He likes when u jack him off, but he will do it when you are away.

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

On the futon. Hes a very private person when it comes to intimacy.

M= Motivation 

This man will fuck 7 days a week, its all when u want, though

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Anything involving dangerous stunts, or anything harmful.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

Very good on both ends, 10/10

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

This man has STAMINA, he can go a billion rounds, but he will release quickly.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

I think he prefers a steady but rough pace, but once again it depends on his mood.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

He will take every risk, but absolutely no public sex, and nothing harmful!!

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

This man can go atleast 12 rounds, each lasting 20 minutes. This man will rearrange your insides sweetie.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

Hes fine with trying, though its not his favorite thing ever,

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

THIS MAN IS A TOTAL TEASE ISTG

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Mumbling sweet or degrading words, and loud moans and grunts

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

He wants you to sit on his face

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

9.5 inches and 13.5 inches when erect.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

This man got a high ass sex drive

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

He will pass out maybe 20 minutes after you

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[lightwing-s]

𝐦𝐲 𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬

This rules post got a lot larger than expected, took me longer than i imagined to write it. I guess the main reason was because of the way I structured it to look like a legislation or a treaty, divided in chapters and all (nice way to let people know your degree lmao). I hope this isn't overwhelming to any of you, as I don't want you to think I'm too criterious, or that i'm annoying in some way.

!! Please, read this before requesting.

C H A P T E R 1 a b o u t w h o i w r i t e f o r

art. i. I’ll only write for a few specific characters, as it’s not all characters I’m comfortable writing for.

§1. I have a preference with the characters I have listed on my masterlist, but I may have left some out of it due to misremembering.

§2. Even when it comes to characters on my masterlist, not every topic will be written with all characters.

§3. If you have a different character you’d like me to write for, you can request it. However, i don’t promise to write it for the reason expressed above.

art. ii. Do not request anything even remotely NSFW involving characters who are underage.

§1. Aging up characters who currently are minors will also not be allowed.

art. iii. I only write general headcannons or 'x reader' stories. No 'character x character' until further notice.

art. iv. I only write female!reader or at least as gender neutral as I can.

C H A P T E R 2 a b o u t t h e t h i n g s I w r i t e

art. v. As of December 2022, this is a SFW blog. However, NSFW content may be reblogged, so minors DNI.

§1. Furthermore, I aim to write about NSFW content in the future, and discussions about it might appear sometimes in this blog.

art. vi. Topics I won't be writing about are:

a) rape, incest, pedophilia and hebephilia;

b) racism, xenophobia, homophobia, transphobia, or any other kind of prejudice;

c) yandere or any abusive relationships.

C H A P T E R 3 a b o u t r e q u e s t s

art. vii. I'll accept any requests as long as they that abide by the rules.

art. viii. However, I can deny any request I don't feel like writing, even without explanation. I'm not a machine lol.

art. ix. Don't be too specific with your requests. As well as I appreciate your enthusiasm with the topic, sometimes it's hard to find motivation to write something that does not leave room from own my creativity.

art. x. Please, be patient. I postponed creating a tumblr for my writing as I feared I wouldn't be up to par with the requests and deadlines required. I'll do my best to write as soon as possible, but as said in art. ix, I'm not a writing machine, and sometimes things get in the way.

nav // m. list // request or let's talk

[mpathicoracle]

got inspired by a post the other day abt fantrolls typing quirks so have this bs lol

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interstellarNavigator (IN): {types leik dis cuz "propr grmmr iz 4 looserz". iz an oliveblud, grew up in de midl o nowhere by herself except 4 their lusus so soshul intracshun iz practcly 0. mierna kohlls iz actully prety smart despit all poplr belief. de {-} indikates nebus thought-speech, similur 2 telepathy but iz moar leik thought transference than direct talkin. in nebus sgrub seshun she's a maid of space, fittin cuz she's obsessd w/ space n evrythin abt it. prnuns r she/her, they/them, n neb/nebus/nebulaself}

deltaOmniscient (DO): jullee k4nsics typing quirk is th4nkfully e4sier t4 underst4nd. shes 4 lowblood, wh4t i consider 4 t4nblood. lower th4n ochres but 4 lil' higher th4n bronzes. they h4ve vision 4fold, wh4t i 4lso decided 4s 4n 4bility t4 see 4ur4s. m4kes for good huntin' when they c4n see her prey's 4ur4 4round 'em. shes moir4il t4 miern4, ends up in 4 b4l4nced bl4ck/red rel4tionship with one o' the f4nkids. they're 4 m4ge of r4ge, fittin' given their impulsive, 4ndren4line-seekin' beh4vior. pronouns 4re she/her 4n' they/them.

psychicAssassin (PA): NAiyiA Pirsen is A grAde A bitch And her design will remAin thAt wAy till the dAy I die. Her quirk cApitAlizes All A's And her O('s represent her sign, the Greek letter Alpha. NAiyiA is whAt I refer to As A nAvy-blO(O(d - higher thAn An indigO( but lO(wer thAn A purple. She is kismet tO( MiernA, And is heAvily strict tO( the hemO(spectrum. NO( O(ne likes her, As they shO(uld. She's her sessiO(ns Thief O(f BlO(O(d, And O(nly uses she/her.

mechanicalArchitect (MA): @- M!ksen No|and !s a b|ess!ng upon th!s p|anet and ! wou|d d!e for h!m. He's one of the youngest !n the group, but not by much. He starts h!s texts w!th h!s s!gn, an @ symbo|. He |oves techno|ogy and rebu!|d!ng o|d tech. He's an exc!tab|e fe||a and has much |ove to g!ve. He's an ochreb|ood, but a rare k!nd that doesn't have ps!on!cs, but he doesn't rea||y |ike ta|k!ng about !t. He's an He!r of T!me, he/h!m but he doesn't m!nd e!ther way. Oh, and he a|so f!xed up nameUnknown, who owes M!ksen more than he f!rst knows.

(I apologize for the shitshow NU's quirk is gonna be but uh kudos to anyone who can translate this bullshittery of my own creation lmao)

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assignedMastery (AM): mikala ellytha ith altho one of the youngetht in the group, about half a thweep younger than mikthen. thhe ith one of two "tho-called mutantth" ath well, what i deemed ath "pure yellow," ethhentially a really bright yellow. mikala and the other "mutant," jahrra, have their own thtory ath to why their blood cathteth are the way they are, a thtory i oncthe put on the good ol' parp forumth long ago. mikala ith altho a mutant rainbowdrinker, but her fangth are too long for her facthe at her current age (6 thweepth), thuth the typing quirk rethembling a lithp. mikala ith a theer of life and will do anything (theriouthly, anything) to protect thothe thhe deemth worthy of her protecthion. thhe/her primarily.

peacefullyCurious (PC): (^_^) jahrra verona is one of a kind, 5 sweeps old and incredibly sweethearted. she's a mutant royalblood/seadweller, what i deemed as "pure pink," what once (according to the backstory i gave her and mikala) was higher than a fuchsia. mikala discovered jahrra when jahrra was a wriggler and saved her, hiding her away and helping raise her with her own lusus. (^-^;) jahrra uses emotes in her messages to display her mood, sometimes in the middle but always at the beginning. following her sweet, kind, pacifistic personality, she is the group's sylph of hope. she/her as well.

[jormshands]

Celeste Belvidere ABCs

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?) not very affectionate around people except like Yuuya lmao. She is definitely more reserved and the most she'll do is a handshake

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?) she's protective as hell so expect her to be your ride or die. She doesn't talk much and makes a good shoulder to cry on.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?) with a romantic partner, she actually likes cuddling. Maybe not for too long because she always wants to do things, but she likes taking naps with people

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?) she is a spy/assassin so settling down isn't really in her future, though she would like to if the chance arises. She can bake more than book and can clean pretty well

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?) she is very in your face with things so expect it to be in person and very cold

F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?) she wants to marry Yuuya more than anything

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?) she's pretty gentle physically when she's not fighting, but emotionally she's kinda blunt

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?) only from people she loves and is close with, or else she'll push you away

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?) takes a long time. She's a waist for confession type of person

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?) very jealous, she doesn't like the idea of other girls thirsting after Yuuya (she'll get used to it tho)

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?) she kisses oddly passionately, soft and thorough and delicate.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?) she wants a child one day but isn't sure how to take care of one since she never really had a traditional childhood

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?) she usually wakes up and reads for a moment before going to make breakfast and get dressed

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?) once again, she likes to read in bed but then she'll nuzzle up to her partner and fall asleep in his arms

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?) slowly as hell. It will take a long while

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?) surprisingly patient, she's kind of like Leone in how she is a patient person that puts emotions on the back burner

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?) she remembers almost everything. She's got a very good memory

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?) her favorite moment in the relationship was when she and Yuuya were spending a night in Paris, exploring all of the best places and just focusing on each other .

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?) very protective. She'd die for Yuuya in every way, be it in battle or metaphorical, like taking his pain away

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?) she puts a lot of thought into these things like doing sketchy things like spying on people to see if they say they want x gift, or she'll want something done perfectly since she's a perfectionist

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?) she kinda doesn't see the issue with spying/stalking since thats basically her job

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?) not very, she wants to look good, but she isn't obsessed with it

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?) she truly believes Yuuya is her other half

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.) her family were Doves too and she was born into the party so it's all she knows

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?) not a fan of laziness at all. She is always doing something

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?) when she's not snuggling with Yuuya, she likes to hug pillows and burrow under blankets

[praebitorem-glaciei]

nsfw asks - honoré edition

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Exceptionally soft and doting. Honoré will make sure his partner is well cared for, anything they could need, he'll get them. Diligently cleans them up, gets them fresh clothes, he'll even change the sheets if need be. Soft boy..

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite part of himself? His legs. He's got nice legs, long and toned.. Pretty legs... His partner? Hair. He lovesss to play with his partner's hair, or pull it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I’m a disgusting person)

Honoré is a pretty wet person? But he doesn't like being touched very much so it's not a big.. thing.. Definitely the kind of guy to use a strap that you can fill with artificial cum though!

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He was his mentor's stress relief and after a while it felt like it became part of his job.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Honoré likes to pretend he isn't experienced the first couple of times he has sex with someone, to see what they're into and what they suggest. He tends to use that against them afterwards though. He fully knows what he's doing. though originally he was written as a sad pathetic virgin lmao.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

He prefers anything from behind, mainly cause he doesn't like being looked at all that much. But missionary with some handholding when he's... distant.. is a big one, too.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He's more serious than goofy, but he isn't above a giggle if the situation makes him giggle.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

a lil messy. CLEAN don't get me wrong, but definitely messy. black rather than brown,,,

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...) 

He's either a really mean dom or a really sensual top, it depends. He can be very very romantic though.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He's got a couple of toys for it, he especially likes his vibrator in combination with his tdick tho...

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

choking, hair pulling, biting, and he's a MASSIVE voyeur.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

bed or living room couch. sometimes the shower if he's feeling frisky but it hurts his hip.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

mainly if Honoré's partner asks... like if they want him, he WANTS to please them.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

cnc or scat/piss.. he might die.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he prefers to give. loves loves oral.. and he's VERY good at it..

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

again usually a mean dom, so fast and rough. but depends on what the situation calls for.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Not above them. He prefers proper sex, but he's so busy.. 5 times a month,,?

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Yeah, he'll try a lot and do a lot. He's already been in some v risky situations.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

He can go until his partner is satisfied or his chronic pain forces him to stop. But quite a while!

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Honoré owns so many toys.... ropes, chains, clamps, dildos, vibrators, leashes, collars, ect ect...

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Accidental tease.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Lots of quiet grunting. If he's also getting stimulation(ie double dildo, oral, fingering, ect) he can get quite loud,, like surprisingly loud. but he mostly j grunts since he usually.. isn't also being stimulated.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Honoré is a top. That's it. He won't bottom for anybody, he doesn't even like getting oral or fingered all that much. At some point he bottomed for his canon partners,, and his old mentor. But he doesn't really like it, and on certain days the concept makes him insanely uncomfortable. past trauma amirite<3

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

cutest lil tdick.... <3 he got top surgery at some point but there are tats over the scars.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not very gn. but again if his partner wants him, he WANTS to please.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he went until his body gave up, the second he's done with aftercare he is going to sleep. Otherwise, like 30ish 40 minutes.

[paulum--mortis]

nsfw a-z for fennel

bc i'm thinking bunny thoughts and i can't sleep and if this is incoherent forgive me

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

BIIIIIIIG softie,,,,,,whether he topped or bottomed he don't care he wants snuggles !! and kisses !!!!!

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

painter boy has some niiiiiiice ass hands and he knows it. wonderfully long fingers for SURE. def a hip enjoyer,,,,, grips em a lot

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

uh it. it sure is. cum. ig. likes finishing on his partner's chest ig

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

closet exhibitionist,,,,,, like he wouldn't fuck you in front of a crowd but he's absolutely jacked off to the thought yk???

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

uhhhhhhhh i'm doing 24y/o fen and. decently experienced??? absolutey picked up on mieran and vesper's flirting skills for sure. he Knows What He's Doing, he j gets a lil shy sometimes if there's feelings involved <3

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

depends on the mood??? he's a slut for some loving missionary but he s not above the temptations of like. valedictorian yk

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

he's not all that humorous??? but like he knows how to go along w the vibe and if the vibe calls for a giggle he giggles

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

he trims some of it from time to time?? it's black tho lmao no pastel pink pubes i'm afraid

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

ooooooh he can be SUCH a sweetheart... hold his partner's hand, tell them how much he loves them, cover them in kisses,,,,,, the whole package

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

mutual masturbation is HIS thing bro he LOVES IT he DIES FOR IT he finds it so hot,,,,,, gets a li more domineering w it too it's v v 😳

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

it's all about the b's. breeding, bondage, blindfolding, and breath play <3

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

again, he's got a few public/semi public fantasies, but for what actually goes on i think he's v fond of his dorm room??? someplace where they can't actually be annoyed, maybe even his and mieran's studio at the manor

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

kiss his collarbones while he's painting and he'll make the neediest squeak on recorded history, nibble on his neck while he's reading up on some magic and you'll be getting slammed against the nearest wall

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

if his partner mentions piss, even as a joke, he immediately summons his shotgun.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he's v v good at giving oral but he just loves receiving so much,,,,,,,, soooo needy <3

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

also depends?? if he's on one of his softboi moods he's v slow and sweet, but he's also so rough and fast and mean when he wants to be,,,,

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

he obviously prefers proper sex but he wouldn't really turn down a quickie,,,, not his preference but finds em a lil hot ngl

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

again, dreams of fucking in a stage, but yeah !!! he always places a billion safety nets first but he's down for most shit

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

he naturally inclines, physically and magically, to bunnies. there's your answer.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

maybe a vibrator or two??? not really his thing tho, doesn't cross his mind all that much

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

fennel rarely STARTS the teasing but if you dared tease him a lil you're in for it. a slightly spicy comment at your coffee date is retaliated with a hand between your legs under the tablecloth (punish him for it tho he'll love it)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

if he's on top? a lil chatty, grunts, pants, the occasional low moan... on bottom he's so loud tho. whiniest mf ever. shut him up w a kiss (he'll melt)

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

partner in his clothes flips a switch inside of him. it's the "prevent fennel from railing his partner absolutely speechless". it flips it off.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

i do Not Know how to describe dicks i'm fully ngl to you. 7.3in tho.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

moderate to high... good thing he gets a decent amount of bitches ig

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he'll wait til the mood is right and everyone is clean and all but the second all is said and done?? conks out lmao gn a mimir

[carnivigorous]

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@streetsteel said: Abandoned mask and mask's calling. Cause I'm mean like that uwu

Mask Meme  | not accepting! Abandoned mask:  Tabitha. ( pokemon rse )

A muse I’ve had in the past that I no longer roleplay. 

                              Slouched at a desk with numerous piles of papers stacked every which way in a chaotically organized manner, a purple haired man thrums his index finger impatiently. Narrow, bored magenta eyes fix onto a laptop’s screen as readings from the previous geological expedition bounced up and down with little to nothing to show. Slowly Tabitha reaches for his only solace from dying of complete boredom closer; a raspberry frappuccino from good old Starboks for one ' Mitshil ', and gives it a loooong slurp until he has to tap pause to wait out a brain freeze.                               Honestly he preferred actually doing the field work than this desk job bullshit. But hey, it came with the job and honestly he wasn’t about to complain about his higher position. One day he'll find something and that adrenaline will shoot through the roof, and Team Magma could finally get the ball rolling. Throwing down with Aqua grunts was fun and all, but getting to the point and seeing some actual results was what kept him awake. He didn’t reach administrative position for nothing. But there he was, in the now, staring mindlessly at a screen— did he doze off? Shit, he might have spaced out, better rewind to catch up on the last few minutes of  n o t h i n g .  A heavy sigh leaves inflated lungs, and he’s re-positioned in his seat. It wasn’t until the sound of a tail wagging against the floor caught his attention that he peered down to the panting Mightyena at his side. He reaches down to scratch thick fur and several licks wet his hand. Tabitha utters a weak laugh and pats it once more,                               “ Hehehe... Yeah, you’re right. Gotta keep my head up. Only a few more hours of footage. ”   A few... more... hours. Then he could get some air, and some well deserved food.

Mask’s Calling: Lucifer Lorem. ( original character )

A muse I’m on the fence about roleplaying as.

                            Black coat flutters behind as steps much lighter than those of boots should have pad along carpeted hall, red daylight of two suns pouring in through windows as if to greet him every few feet. To think mere moments ago he was slumbering peacefully in his own bed, before rudely awakened by his assistant insisting he get to duties that surely would not do themselves. The bribery of tea helped. At the end of the hall plastered on the wall was a portrait, as tall as he, of a horned woman; fair skinned, obsidian hair pulled into a bun, orange eyes painted with black makeup with an intensity so real one could get lost in them, a feature he’d almost wished he hadn’t captured so carefully. Lilith, his beloved. Long gone from the world, a love he’d lost seemingly ages ago; but he’d never remove her paintings. Nor would he cease immortalizing her ethereal beauty and power, no matter how hard the memories came crashing in. With her was a young boy, practically a smaller version of her; Kaven, his son. Rather, the most recent version of him he’d known since he fled from the tragedy of his mother’s death. The uncertainty of the boy’s well being gnawed at him, and he too oft wished he could run. Surely she’d not want to see him, Lucifer King of Demon, cave into sorrows like a whimpering child. She gave him the strength to strive forward, he would  n e v e r  bow to defeat.                                  Crimson fingers curl ‘round door’s handle, and twists allowing it to swing inward to the dark room. Upon entering, with a wave of a hand candles in every direction light up and his spot at the desk is taken. Quill meets ink, and steady flawless strokes glide from its tip as the sound of pen writing and fireplace crackling fill the room. Shortly the door opens and footsteps approach, a tray of tea set next to him.  “ Your leaf water, sir. ”  A corner of Lucifer’s mouth twitches up involuntarily. There were very few who he’d show anything but a hard exterior toward, his assistant being one as he’d seen him at his worst.                             “ Thank you. Ah— before you leave. As you’ve wakened me, please refrain from overworking yourself and we’ll call it even... I  w i l l  know if you don’t. ”   He sips from the cup as he’s left alone, setting it down upon saucer with a light ‘ clink ’ before sounds of quill scratching upon paper resumes.

[volarenelcieloinfinito]

Euphoria 2x03 Thoughts

Ok let’s see how Cal’s backstory made him all repressed and fucked up

Oh so his dad is more than likely an abusive asshole

Oooh Derek is def jealous

Omg why is them dancing at the gay bar so cute?!

Goddamnit why did you have to make me sympathize with a character I can’t stand?! This is giving TLOU Pt. 2 feelings all over again.

Lmao Rue’s solo is AMAZING! That was so fun to watch!

Fuckin’ A Rue, lying to and gaslighting the people that actually love you ain’t it

Yo but why am I enjoying this Rue/Jules/Elliot dynamic so much? 😂

Elliot is hilarious and serving some excellent banter right now!

No but Rue getting so offended that Jules and Elliot negotiated a secret right in front of her 🤣

Ok so I guess Cal knows who Rue is, which I can’t remember if we knew before now

Oooh Rue & Jules out here getting spicy 🌶

God I hate that they are so cute together but such a recipe for disaster

YES! I am here for Lexi pursuing something she’s passionate about! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

The use of the HBO sounder had me cracking up

Cassie I’ve been trying to defend you but FUCK you are killing me here. He does not care about you. S T O P!

Yup the RJE dynamic is going to be gold until it is not, and then it’s going to get ugly.

Also Elliot wtf did you think was going to happen?! Scat play OMG 😂😂😂

Lmao damn you two, right in front of Elliot’s salad? 😜

Hi Fez! I love you! Thank you for not giving in to Rue’s crazy!

“Hey Rue-Rue” “Hi Cass” idk why but it was cute

Lmao yo has “Oklahoma” ever been said this many times in 30 seconds ever before?

Ok I love how concerned all of them got when Rue said yes to being on drugs.

“Bitch, you better be joking!” The delivery had me rolling!

CASSIE FOR FUCK’S SAKE! LOVE?!

Ah ok that was a fake out but she still obviously feels like that’s real

Theo!

Nate: I love how sick you are. Me: 🤮

Oh man poor Kat, that may have been the most awkward thing I’ve seen in a long while

Rue what in the holy fuck are you doing?!

Is Drug Lady serious? Does she seriously think giving this kid 10k in drugs is good idea? There is no way that bitch doesn’t know Rue’s an addict.

This whole scene with Fez, Ash and Cal has me DYING

You’re right Fezco, Nate is a fuckin bitch

Ash is such a gangster holy shit! 😂

“Dial bitch!” I am H O W L I N G!!!

“You tellin me you had sex with Jewel?”

“You didn’t know that you were recording?”

“I fucked up” “Obviously man!”

“Your son? The one that’s in love with Jewel?” Fez is out here serving comedic gold AND tea!

“What kinda weird-ass father-son shit is going on around here bro?” Omg this scene is killing me in the best way!

“You’re confused? I’m fucking confused bro!”

Fez you are officially my favorite character and that was the best scene of this episode. Hell, it may have been the best scene of this show. That was a Gen Z Who’s on First and it was fucking hysterical.

Wow, I knew Elliot was going to get between Rue and Jules relationship but not like this

Elliot is written so well though. He’s def growing on me.

Oh fuck

That scene with Ali legit made me sad

From what I’m seeing so far, Rue is going to end this season completely alone and either in jail, overdosing, badly hurt because of Drug Lady Laurie, or dead.

Ugh of course we’re back with Nate and Maddy. 😒

As an ending side note, in the behind the episode the costume designer basically said the opening with Cal in the 90’s was a period piece and I died a little inside.

[sailorhyunjinz]

SKZ SHORT REACTION TO YOU ALWAYS CRYING , WHINING , AND RUBBING YOUR FACE INTO THEM DURING SEX 😭🥺🥺 CUTE FDDFFGG

It just always feels so good and overwhelming to have fat cock inside of your tiny pussy 🥺

Also ilysm <33 hry ?

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KITTEN! how are youuu~? i’m doing just fine, thank you for asking ^^

also... wish i could relate but do i get dick? no, none. ASHAHSHSA

OK QUICK REACTION (aka cherry word vomits) LEGO

warnings; dom!skz x gn!reader, dacryphilia, explicit sexual scenes, slight impact play, moaning, sex (well no fucking shit), orgasm,,, uh what more,,

before starting lemme just say this; as a collective THEY LOVE IT, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM LOVES IT but sure... some more than others 

Bangchan

nah mate you got him whipped 

W H I P P E D

just imagine holding him close and rubbing your face against his muscles while he’s just going at it OH LORD-

he already likes being in control

and when you show that you are weak in the presence of this dominant aura it just boosts that aura tenfolds.

i dont think he’d go as far as to see you cry but like tear up yk?

but BRUH HE LOSES HIS SHIT WHEN YOU’RE CLINGY

your toes curling as you try to move away from his touch, him already beginning on your fourth orgasm that night

you try to hold on to anything which is most likely his broad shoulders (oop drooling a bit)

DUDE HAS THEM GUNS TO BE ABLE TO MANHANDLE YOU WITH EASE

which he does... a lot 

but he would always ask if you felt comfortable and would remind you to use the safeword because caring dom shit 

whine his name and BYE- he cums

would ask you to say it louder

“let everyone hear how good im making my baby feel”

Minho

SKSKASK all of you guys are going to say that i’m stereotyping minho

BUT IT MUST BE SAID

he likes it to a certain extent

if you belong to the more extremely squirmy people chances are he would get kinda annoyed having to hold you down LMAO

THATS NOT TO SAY THAT HE DOESNT LOVE SEEING YOU WRECKED

nononono honey... this man is corruption kink in human form

crying >>>>> moaning

WELL THATS MY GUESS

he’d be all cocky about it

“only i can make you feel like that baby?” 

WAIT LISTEN TO THIS

he has a whole ass folder on his phone that’s just pictures of you being completely wrecked 

he uses them to jerk off 110%

it can really be any kind of pictures but his favorite is the one where you have both cum and tears running down your face

somebody take the internet away from me 

Changbin

awh binnie baby likes it v v much 

it let’s him know how much you are enjoying it which is more important then getting his own pleasure

oof service top binnie?? ok stop cherry dont LMAO

weak for your whining 100%

especially if it’s all like,, high pitched and cute I CANT-

ngl it gets him even hornier 

you’re feeding his horny monster by holding onto him, scratching his back and leaving all kinds of marks. 

just gonna say it; he likes seeing you desperate

“binnie~ i need you inside of m-me..”

say that and HE A GONER

BECAUSE HE LIKES SEEING OTHERS WANT HIM (i know all your secrets dont even try to hide it you smug hot mf)

because of his buff arms he would have no problem pinning you down if you squirmed around too much 

his sturdy arms in contrast with your quivering body OH GAWD

“you want me? beg then” 

and you can’t simply ask 

you need to whine it

IT DOESNT HAVE TO SOUND CUTE

just desperate ;)))

Hyunjin

the whole fucking rubbing your face and hair against him; in love

it doesnt even have to be against him

against the bed or against a pillow is enough to keep him going

your hair all disheveled when you look at him :((

“do i fuck you that good, baby?” he cooed at you, your head burried in a multitude of pillows. you nod, your hair in your face as your whole body jerks forward from his powerful thrust

we all know that this boy is vocal 

so you would have to be EVEN LOUDER to get him off

which you were

god you know the dance lives??

when he’s all sweaty and is heaving for air?

head empty. only that

yeah... he would like a clingy s/o

because then he can go around and be proud of himself that he made you cry in bed LMAO

he wouldnt tell it to anyone, seeing it more as a personal achievement HASHASH

a sucker of you being squirmy

gives him more reason to use force when pinning you down 

showing himself off a lil...

blushing mess if you compliment him on his muscles tho... 

Jisung

you know that video where felix bites a banana with the peel still on and jisung goes all “SPIT IT OUT YOU FUCK” 

yeah thats what happens when you start crying from how hard he’s going

he thinks he fucked up real bad

no dude you just hitting it too good (HASHASH bye im yeeting myself off a cliff)

crying in bed makes him scared but do you know what really gets him?

whining

A LOT OF IT

he loves how they go from small murmurs to full out long whines that are all uneven

some incoherent words mixed into them together with his name

he also loves how they sound mixed with his moans and growls

i feel like he’s very moved by sound

the mf that would record your moans no cap

i feel like he would be the one to rub his head against you??

yk missonary (wow cherry has nothing else to come with LMAO) he drops his head when he’s close to cumming, shaking his head slightly against your shoulder, his soft hair tickling you

he would be the one tearing up when he’s close

BECAUSE you feel too good wrapped around his aching dick :((

can we really blame him? 

Felix

OOOOH MY GOD 

OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD

he loves it

more than he should

all of it; the crying, the rubbing against him, the whining, the hair in your face LIkE OOF

why? because it gives him a sense of being in control 

he has you under his control which IS RARE FOR HIM

OK he subs for you a lot and then he does the same thing, probably even more than you do

yk the whole rubbing his hair against your chest as he’s whining at the top of his lungs

BUT HE REDEEMS THAT WHEN HE DOMS

which is perfect because then its a give and take situation

happy sexy times

where the both of you are enjoying it waaay to much

WAIT THIS

imagine him pounding you in missionary right.... and both of you cry!?!?!

two overwhelmed babies :(((

Seungmin

Puppyboy is all for it 

let me just say,,, he has a corruption kink SAHSSAHS 

OK I KNOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE LIKE

“cherry he’s so neat and tidy, how could he possibly have a corruption kink?”

THATS WHY. BECAUSE HE LOVES SEEING YOU ALL TIDY AT DAYTIME

but god forbid nighttime because then you are nothing but a drooling and crying mess, holding onto him for dear life as he mercilessly pounds into you 

i swear this dude is all about drastic changes like duality is in his DNA

and i feel like he likes people that have that same charm??!?

IMAGINE THIS RIGHT;

you’re riding him, tired and fucked out of your mind, eventually leaning down to his chest and nuzzling your face in the crook of his neck, crying from overstimulation

AND THIS MF lifts you up slightly and starts thrusting up into you 

thats it. 

i love him AHSHASH

Jeongin

it would take a while for him to get used to you crying in bed 

first time it happened he got scared, stopped and hugged you, apologizing like a thousand times

you all like “...it was just getting good?”

he doesn’t understand shit at first???

“b-but why are you crying then? tell me the truth y/n”

“but i am?” 

after you explained that it just happens to you he’d nod and continue

after a while... he starts liking it

and if you one time don’t cry he’d be confused again, this time saying;

“did you not l-like it?” 

“dork, of course i did” you say ruffling his hair and he feels relieved hearing you say that 

ah cutie :(((

ALSO the whining and the squirming; total sucker for that LMAO 

OK IMMA SLEEP NOW holy shit my back is scoliosis central rn and im so damn nervous for my exam tomorrow AAAAAAH fuck fuck fuck 

ANYHOW HOPE THIS WAS FUN READING <333

[smellslikemultifandomimagines]

Hi! How are you doing?

Could I request a NSFW alphabet for Jason Grace?

Thank you <3

pairing: jason grace (18+) x fem!reader

warnings: smut → NSFW alphabet

headcanon 🖤

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requests are open🖤

request guidelines✨

🌻masterlist🌻

smut night masterlist 💦

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

aww jason would be such a sweetheart

he'd clean you up, make you a cup of tea or any other beverage of your choice, would help you to the bathroom and help you back to the bed

he'd love to cuddle with you and watch tv while the two of you ate some snacks

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

loves your neck

jason's favourite thing to do in any normal circumstance is cuddle into you and press his face into your neck before kissing the skin

and during sex???

oh my, he'd bury his head on the hollow of your neck, releasing moans against your skin

would also be a sucker for hickeys oop

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

jason would love cumming inside you

whether that's deep within your pussy

or in your mouth

and would secretly have a thing for feeling your cum on his tongue - especially when he eats you out and he's fucking you with his tongue

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

even though he's a soft little thing, particularly with you lol, he wouldn't be able to admit to liking dirty talk

he'd do it, sure, but the way you react to it would be an absolute blessing to him

the way your back arches or hips raise, the whimper that would fall from your pretty lips - he would just relish in watching you respond to his dirty talk

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

honestly not much

you'd both be virgins before you met each other and he'd be super nervous to have sex with you (still is, but he's definitely more comfortable when you've been having sex for a while)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

honestly, probably classic missionary

to be able to hold you close to him would be such a cute thing for him

he'd love to grind his hips into yours and have your legs wrapped around his waist

fuck and he'd love when you tighten your legs around him and pull him closer to you

and to be able to feel your thighs shake against him as you cum

oooh and to have your nails claw at his back!!!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

yes omg he's super funny during sex

jason would love to make you as comfortable as possible

not only does it relieve the nerve you both feel, but sex can be pretty intimidating sometimes

and so by being able to make you laugh and be comfortable, it honestly makes the sex that much better

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

idk i'd say he's pretty groomed 🤷🏼‍♀️

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

super sweet!

big fan of holding hands and asking if you're okay

he'd be kissing you relentlessly all the time - when taking your clothes off, or making out, or fucking into you

even if you both were trying out new kinks, he would be so cute about it and, again, make sure you're okay (that's honestly his number 1 priority)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

lol yeah i mean he's a young guy with crazy hormones you kind of have to expect that

he'd never expect you to get him off all the time though, like he's more than happy to do it himself

especially if you guys + the others are on a quest and you're super tired

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

dom!! though he's super sweet, especially in bed, i can imagine him still being a huge dom (also a switch too but prefers to be a dom)

light bondage

dirty talk

honestly maybe a bit of Voyeurism too - like he'd love to watch you get yourself off. this is particuarly true when he's fucking you and you reach a hand down to rub your clit

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

shower

cabin

motel / hotel room when you guys are on a quest lol (& would find it hot when you're struggling to keep quiet bc you know the others are next door)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

seeing you fight a monster omg!!

with your weapon of choice and having complete control of it

bonus points when you and him team up to fight the monster together!!!

would love when you back him up on arguments he has with authority about treating people fairly - or just when you back him up in general lol

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

degrading - i think one of his fears is hurting you and would hate to call you degrading names

probably anal too lol

would also never force you to have sex with him. like i mentioned before, if you were super tired or just not in the mood in general, he'd respect that (& would get himself off if he really had too)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

neither of you care really too much of who's the bigger receiver or giver

both of you are pretty much equal when it comes to that

but when jason goes down on you

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it's between rough and slow

he'd love slow and rough thrusts, where both of you are moaning into each other's mouths and the bed squeaking underneath you

but jason would also love when he's rough and fast - the thrill he gets when you're screaming and crying out for him

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

yes!

like i said before, this is particular true when being on a quest together lol

or even after training in either one of your cabins

or even in your apartment before work

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

yeah i'd say so

i mean both of you were virgins when you first got together so it's kind of a given that you'd experiment lmao

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

i'd say maybe 1 round but could spend hours overstimulating you

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i think the only toys he'd have would be handcuffs tbh

he'd probably prefer to get you off himself and not from some toy like a vibrator lol

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

jason would love teasing you but couldn't handle the wait so he'd just devour your pussy then fuck you ahah

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

i'd say pretty loud

lots of cute moans and grunts that would be muffled into your neck and mouth

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

seeing you in lingerie and jason's just like :o

and purposefully buying cute sets or body suits just so he can fuck you in it

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

i'd say maybe below average??

not too much but still a good size & would definitely know how to use it lol

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

lol both of you would be pretty hormonal and would have a high sex drive so i'd say yes to this lol

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

lol pretty quickly lol

like with aftercare, you guys wouldn't even get through 10 minutes of the show you'd be watching before he's already asleep oop

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[diaphragmjellyfish]

Eli “Hawk” Moskowitz NSFW Alphabet

Not my gif

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Hawk is pretty quiet after sex. He likes to lay there with you draped over his chest and a smirk on his face while you both catch your breath. If it was a particularly rough night he will get a wet cloth and clean you off before getting snacks and turning on some rock music or an action movie. He’s almost always the big spoon when cuddling.

B: Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also yours)

His favorite body part of yours is your face. He thinks you look so innocent and pure like a literal ray of sunshine. A complimentary opposite to his look. He especially likes how sweet you look while doing certain *ahem* activities. His favorite body part of his are his abs. He worked hard for them and they give him confidence. He loves when you run your hands down them while y’all are making out.

C: Cum (anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Hawk likes to cum on your face or inside you. You guys are young and not at all ready for kids so you always wrap it up, which is why he usually cums on your face. He could honestly finish just thinking about how you look covered in him like that. When it’s a super passionate or romantic night he prefers to finish inside you with or without the condom. He just likes to look deep in your eyes.

D: Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory)

He’s always wanted to try anal. His tattoo buddy Rico told him it was awesome, and he’s wanted to do it ever since. He’s nervous to ask you though because he would never want you to be in pain. When you eventually tell him you want to give it a go, he’s beyond excited but also super gentle.

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Hawk is somewhat experienced, but his confidence makes up for anything he might not be sure about. He was with Moon for a few months and learned all the basics, but it’s with you that he really starts to experiment. He’s also a super quick learner.

F: Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

The boy loves to try new things. You guys are making your way through the Kama-sutra. He still thinks you can never go wrong with the classics though- missionary and cowgirl. As long as he can touch you he’s a happy guy.

G: Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they more humorous, etc.)

He almost always is wearing a smirk when y’all are going at it. He’s more serious than goofy at first just because he feels like he has something to prove but once you guys get comfortable and he knows he can be himself around you, he lets loose a little and will crack a joke or two during.

H: Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes)

God I wish I could say the carpet matched the drapes lmaooo imagine a little mini mohawk. But fr he’s probably trimmed. Nothing too fancy but he keeps it clean.

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

He’s a romantic at heart, but only for you. He’d never tell anyone but on Valentine’s day he goes all out. Rose petals, candles, a massage. And he loves to buy you lingerie to wear for him.

J: Jack off )Masturbation hc)

He does it a lot when he’s by himself because he can’t believe he got such a sexy mf as his girl. He always thinks of you. If he’s ever too frustrated from training or a tournament he’ll rub one out by himself so he doesn’t take out his anger on you. He’d never want to hurt you. But if you’re there, he obviously prefers you over his hand.

K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Anal, Hair pulling, choking, he loves when you bite his shoulder when it feels good, or scratch his back so when he takes off his shirt at practice everyone knows he did a good job. He also loves to leave hickeys all over your neck and thighs. He’s a confident boi but he has an insecure past so he wants everyone to know you’re taken and taken well ;)

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

He’ll take you anywhere and everywhere. Bed, the dojo, the canyon, on his motorcycle in an alley somewhere, he literally does. Not. care. You guys even did it in his mom’s Sentra while it was in the middle of the car wash

M: Motivation (What turns them on, what gets them going)

Any time you bend over, or ask him to help you with something like opening a jar, he likes to feel needed and wanted. You could honestly look at this boy funny and he’d pop a hard one.

N: NO (Something they wouldn’t do)

Anything that causes you pain. He would never slap you or make you gag on him or anything like that. Also threesomes are out, whether that’s with another guy or another girl, he wants it to be just you and him always.

O: Oral (preference in giving or receiving)

The first time you went down on him he thought he was gonna explode. He couldn’t believe it was happening. But the first time he went down on you? He’d never heard such beautiful noises and he knew from then that he wanted to hear those little moans every day for the rest of his life. He’s got the basics down when you first get together, but after you show him what you really like and y’all start experimenting? God tier head.

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Honestly depends on the day. When you guys first meet he just wants to impress you so he’s super fast and rough, but once you tell him that slow and steady wins the race, he starts to take his time. You still enjoy a good pounding every once in a while though

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies)

He’s the king of quickies (not too quick tho if ya know what I mean). He’s a young guy, he’s horny all the time and doesn’t care if anyone sees. He’s doing what he wants when he wants as long as you’re ok with it.

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment)

YES. It’s his favorite thing. You both love to get freaky and try new things. He’d do anything you ask him to do, and do it well.

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for)

Ngl, when y’all first got together, this kid would bust in under 10 minutes. He’s a young guy, you were his second girlfriend ever, and he spent most of his childhood thinking he would never even talk to a girl like you. He bounced back fast though and could go for multiple rounds. And he’s built up stamina over time so no issues here.

T: Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them?)

He loves to use toys on you. In the beginning, you were having trouble reaching the summit *wink wink* no matter what he did. He was amazing, but for whatever reason you couldn’t quite finish. You told him it was fine but he said he couldn’t enjoy it if he knew you weren’t enjoying it. So one day he bought a tiny pink vibrator and held it between your legs while he fucked you and you LOST IT. Now he has several different toys that he uses on you all the time.

U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He’s not much of a tease. He likes to let you both have what you want. But he loves when you tease him. The anticipation of you hovering over him, not knowing when or if you would finally sink down, gets him that much more excited.

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Kind of quiet, but lots of swearing and groaning. Literally the “ugh fuck” right in your ear as he sinks into you. He doesn’t like to be too loud (his old shy self is still there) and would rather hear you scream for him.

W: Wild Card (Random hc)

He is very much into foreplay. He likes to make sure you’re on the brink of orgasm before he even gets in you. Your only sexual experiences before you met him were guys just shoving themselves into you completely dry and when you told him that, he promised you he would never do that to you. He’s been a foreplay prodigy ever since. It’s his thing.

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

Probably about 5 or 6 inches, average girth. Honestly size really is overrated. The G spot is only 3 inches in I’m tired of everyone acting like bigger is better. You Don’t Need Much if they’re using it right and he definitely does.

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive)

On a scale of 1 to 10, Hawk is an 11. He could fuck you all day every day for the rest of his life. Morning, noon, and night. Rich or poor, in sickness and in health (I got carried away lmao)

Z: ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep after)

Hawk likes to cuddle, eat snacks, and watch a movie after. Maybe it’s because he always felt insecure sleeping around other people as Eli but he always lets you fall asleep first. He loves to feel like he’s watching over and protecting you while you sleep on his chest. Literally when you’re in such a vulnerable state around him he feels so honored and would die before he let anyone lay a finger on you.

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fluff alphabet - Sapnap

➳ wc; 2,1K (she’s a long one lol)  ➳ pronouns; gender neutral<3 ➳ song reccomendation; heart eyes - coin

A=Attractive (What do they find most attractive in a partner?)

nick’s an ass guy and you can’t convince me otherwise. he’s also just loves your thighs and your stomach. he loves how soft your skin is, and how good you smell. whenever he’s sad he just rests his head on your stomach while you tangle you fingers in his hair. 

B=Best memory (Their favourite memory of you)

he cherishes your first kiss so much. he just has such a soft spot for that memory. the moment he finally found out you felt the same about him, the moment he finally found out what your lips against his felt like. it’s just something he had looked forward to for forever, and to him, it was perfect. 

C=Cuddles  (What type of cuddles do they like?)

sapnap is a WHORE for cuddles. if it where up to him, you two would just lay in bed all day, tangled in each other’s arms. after a long day, he just wants to hold his favourite person and fall asleep with them, so he just wraps his arms around your waist while he uses your chest as a pillow. but if he’s in a chatty mood, he’ll just talk your ears off, ranting about something he finds interesting, while you’re all snuggled up in the crook between his neck and shoulder. 

D=Dirty mind (Do they have a dirty mind?)

I mean, come on. it’s sapnap. we all know he does. he gets *excited* very easily, which can sometimes get in the way when you two are just trying to cuddle. he just has such a soft spot for your body and has to have his way with you once certain ideas have entered his mind. 

E=Effort (How much effort do they put in the relationship?)

nick would definitely try his best. honestly you don't care if his plans actually turn out the way he intented them to, it's the thought that counts. and nick knows that. but theres just something about you that makes him want to spoil you and treat you like a princess. so prepare yourself for fancy dates, him making you your favorite food, all that type of stuff.

F=First date (What was your first date together)

arcade date arcade date arcade date. sap is super competitive and I feel like he would thrive in an arcade. he would play it off like he was just trying to proof how good he was at the arcade games. but he'd just love to see how hard you would be trying to beat him. obviously he'd let you win a lot, and when he collected enough tickets, he would get you the biggest prize he could find.

G=Gentle (How gentle are they with you?)

it....depends???? lmao. nick CAN be super gentle with you, he’s pretty protective of you and would never want you to get hurt, so he’s definitely very careful not to do anything to hurt you. but sometimes his instinct just kinda takes over and well, he can get pretty rough. 

H=Hands (Do they have nice hands?)

hmmm nick has like,,very manly hands,, if you know what i mean. i dont know, they're just so rough but yet so pretty??? and they're like really big compared to yours so when he holds ur hand, yours looks so tiny in his. and omg he won't shut up about it. "LOOK AT YOUR HANDS THEY'RE SO SMALL🥺"

I=Impression (What was their first impression?)

he just thought you were so ~cool~. like he immediately knew he wanted to be your friend. he was just so in awe of how funny, chill and charismatic you were. and it literally took two days for him to develop a crush on you. his friends would notice this right away and tease him about it so much omg.

J=Jealousy (Do they get jealous often? If so what do they do?)

YUP. nick gets jealous so easy yup yup yup. jealousy, protectiveness, possessiveness, you name it. you two would often get in fights about this, but most of the time you would just think it’s cute how riled up he gets. he doesn’t get mad at you (because you’re his precious little baby and can do no wrong in his eyes :D) but god help the souls of whoever tries to flirt with you, because they’ve got a hell of a storm coming.

K=Kisses (What type of kisses do they like/give?)

god nick’s such a passionate kisser. or at least he can be lol. he loves the way your face fits into his hands, and how soft your lips are. so he definitely is a fan of just some wholesome passionate kisses. but damn this man gets sloppy when he wants to. his lips constantly trails off to your jaw, neck and collar bones.

L=Love  (Do they show their love?)

i feel like his love language would be like a mix between words of affection and physical touch??? he’s definitely very verbal with his love for you. he doesn’t shy away from saying i love you or letting you know how much he appreciates you in any other way.

M=Memory: (Their favourite memory in general?)

there are certain moments where nick just sits back, watches, and realizes how amazing his life is. and how grateful he is to have you. for example, you were playing minecraft on his pc, and your house kept getting blown up by creepers, he found it adorable how mad you got every time. he just watched you play, while sitting on his bed. after a while, you looked over at him, and caught him staring. “what?” you asked after letting out a soft chuckle. he felt like he was gonna explode from how much he loved you. 

N=Nickname  (What nicknames do they call you?)  

i’m getting very strong “baby” and “doll” vibes from nick. he loves baby-ing you and smothering you with other loving nicknames. just any petnames that show how much he loves you he’s all for. he would also love calling you “pretty” or “beautiful” for obvious reasons. 

O=Over  (What happened the one time you ‘broke up’?)

nick HATES fighting with you, but once you two get into an argument he can get pretty carried away. he’s definitely the type to let his emotions get the upper hand on him. raising his voice a lot, stuff like that. but the second you leave to get some space he just breaks down. sliding down the wall and resting his face in his hands, just letting all the emotions out. he never meant to hurt you. when you came back to him, ready to be enclosed in his arms again, he had a hard time letting you back in. he just felt like he didn’t deserve you after he treated you like this. it took some convincing, but once you broke down his walls again, it was like he gave you all the love in his body. just smothering you with “i’m sorry”s and kisses. 

P=Parents (What would they be like as a parent?)

dilfnap dilfnap dilfnap  omg he’d be such a good dad. like just very caring and loving, but also strict and stern when he needs to be. he’d constantly be telling stories to the kids about the absurd adventures him and his friends would get into, and omg the dad jokes he’d make. idk maybe it’s my daddy issues but dad sapnap lives in my mind rent free. 

Q=Quirk (Something special about them)

he loves holding your hand. especially in public. if you’re in a crowded space, he just holds onto you very tightly as not to lose you. or if you two are just going on a walk together, his hands would just feel so warm and soft around yours. and omg he loves it when his hands are in his pockets, and you put your hands in there with him, and intertwine your fingers with his. hmmm he gets so soft when you do that.

R=Romantic (How romantic are they?)

i- uh- I MEAN HE WOULD TRY he really would, and again, that’s all that matters. I feel like he would be the type to try to prepare a whole surprise dinner, he would cook all the food himself, he would set the table all cute, with candles and shit, but just completely ruin the surprise by accidentally giving it all away by saying something or just behaving very obviously suspicious. 

S=Sad (What are they like when they’re sad?)

he just gets really quiet. he would never want to bother you or be a pain in the ass by complaining to you. but obviously you notice when something is wrong with ur bby boy. a sentence like “are you okay?” or “what’s wrong?” would immediately send him over the edge, burying his face in your chest, trying his best to supress his sobs. but he eventually calms down, and once he does, he’s able to just rant to you about whatever is bothering him.

T=Together (What are they like when you’re together?)

i feel like it would really depend on his mood, like he could be either SUPER chill, just wanting to savour the time you two had together. or he could be really hyper, constantly talking, wanting to do all kinds of activities with you. he’d be the literal definition of :D

U=Understanding (How understanding and empathetic are they?)

very. i just get such empathetic vibes from him. he’s such a good listener and he’ll just listen to you talk whenever you have something to be upset about. he never invalidates your feelings and omg he’d give the best advice. 

V=Value (What do they value most about the relationship?)

he loves that he can 100% be his self around you. there’s no part of his personality that he feels like he has to hide, or tone down, whenever he’s with you. you also aspire him to be his best self, he just wants to be the best boyfriend in the world. all his friends have noticed this too, you bring out the best in him.

W=Wedding (Would they want marriage? If so what would they like?)

eh. if you’re a person who really values marriage, he’d 100% do it for you. but it’s not like he HAS to. he gets a bit scared by the idea of this whole big event, where everything is about you two, he would way rather celebrate the love you two have in the comfort of your own home, just the two of you. the one thing he would love about a wedding, would be seeing you all dolled up, walking down the aisle, omg he’d be the proudest man ever to be able to call you his.

X=X-Ray (How well can they read you?)

the SECOND you start to feel sad or depressed in any way, nick notices immediately. he knows you better than anybody else, and he knows exactly what to do to cheer you up. it’s like his superpower. if you’re feeling anxious he’ll just wrap his arms around you really tightly, holding on to you until you calm down. and when you’re sad, and in need for something to cheer you up, he’ll take you outside for a walk in the park, or he’ll just sit in bed with you, watching your favourite show. 

Y=Yuck (What they would never want in a partner)

he hates when you flirt with his friend, even when you’re very obviously joking. his jealous ass can’t deal with that lmao. he also gets super pissed when his friends make flirtatious jokes towards you, they know how much it gets on his nerves and that’s really the only reason they do it. but omg he gets so pissed when it happens. 

Zzz (How do they sleep around you?)

nick would be the cutest sleeper ever omg. he doesn’t like to admit it, but he loves being little spoon. he loves resting his head on your chest, while you play with his hair, patiently waiting for him to fall asleep. 

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NSFW Alphabet - Beelzebub

❥ Warnings ~ NSFW / Smut

❥ A / N ~ Ahh this is my first time writing anything like this 😳 I hope I did okay 🥺

❥ Fanart ~ Pinterest, Lotus Kaetzchen 💗

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

❥ This baby is so gentle with you afterwards, he makes sure that you’re all cleaned up, getting you a drink and a snack, constantly checking you’re okay, especially considering how big demons are against humans

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

❥ Beels favourite body part are thighs and breasts, like chicken ha, he doesn’t care how big or small they are he just loves them! As for you your body part on him would be either his thighs or his arms, his arms are just so strong and warm and his thighs are just huge! This boy has some serious muscle 😳

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

❥ He makes quite a lot, so he doesn’t mind where he does it as long as you’re comfortable with it, personally though he likes cumming inside

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

❥ He’s always wanted you to lick cream off of his dick - he just thought you’d look cute doing it

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

❥ He’s actually decently experienced, but most of the girls he was with didn’t really want him because they loved him they used him for his status and body 😖, so he’s a little nervous about going straight into it again - however once he’s comfortable with you he will be amazing!

❥ Hes very good with his tongue

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

❥ Either classic missionary or with you say on his lap, he likes being in control but he doesn’t mind - either way he loves being able to see you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

❥ Hes unintentionally goofy, like sometimes he’ll say something that makes you giggle and he gets a little confused but smiles with you, however he’s also a little clumsy too because he’s just so big so you’ve had your fair share of broken beds and banged heads

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

❥ Well it depends, he doesn’t always bother shaving but sometimes he does it, he will work with whatever you want tbh, but overall he tends to have trimmed himself well

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

❥ Hes so sweet and romantic 🥺 he likes to praise you and make sure you’re feeling okay, constantly checking that you’re enjoying yourself and that your comfortable - sometimes he sets up a bath with scented candles or he puts rose petals on the bed, this boy can be so romantic sometimes

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

❥ He doesn’t actually do it that much - occasionally he feels the need, and he did it a lot more before he met you. He had a lot of self control though.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

❥ His top two are his size kink and breeding kink, he’s very protective of you and they play into his kinks, because he’s around (I say this idk if it’s cannon) 7,0 tall anyone is smaller than him but still he likes the difference in size he finds it adorable and gives him an ego boost - also he can carry you - and breeding kink is simply from his demonic nature he just feels the need to claim what’s his, kind of thing. As for other kinks probably pet play or food play.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

❥ He’s a simple guy - he mostly likes doing it in either his room or yours, yours being his preferred space so that his brother isn’t around (not that Mammon doesn’t barge into yours all the time anyway). He would also like doing it either in the kitchen / dining room or at the gym

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

❥ He has this one thing that really gets him going and it’s whenever you feed him - he finds it adorable and he feels so loved it spreads all over his body. As well as that whenever you’re close up against him, whether that’s being cramped in a hallway or on a bus (if they even have busses in Devildom lmao), the thought of being so close but yet so far excites him

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

❥ Anything that really hurts you - so he wouldn’t mind spanking but stuff that is painful for you and doesn’t provide you any pleasure

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

❥ He likes giving - after all eating is his favourite thing to do - he could spend hours eating you out. However he loves it when you give because his size kink really comes out to play

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

❥ He is fast and a little rough but only if you want him to be. On more romantic nights he will be a lot of sensual and slow, really he only cares as long as you’re feeling okay with it

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

❥ Loves them! He thinks they’re great! It means he can do it and then go get some food then come back again and just keep repeating this process till you’re tired

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

❥ Tbh he doesn’t mind experimenting, whatever you wanna do he down for! He’s not letting you peg him though so don’t even think about it - I can see you thinking about it - not without a food bribe anyway

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

❥ SO MANY OMG - like you haven’t even found out how many times this boy can go, he just keeps going and is just down for whatever whenever, good luck thinking you can outlast him or tire him out - it’s not happening

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

❥ Reallu this one is up to you - he doesn’t mind you using toys but he prefers it to just be him that helps you get off but whatever keeps you happy keeps him happy

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

❥ Sometimes he loves teasing you, it’s in his nature he is a demon afterall. He likes teasing you by intentionally forgetting his shirt around the house, soemtimes if you have food on your face he lick it off and he can get a little grabby at times

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

❥ Hes not particularly loud, he groans a lot though and likes to whisper small praises against your ear and moan into your ears

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

❥ Hes always wanted to be sucked off under a table as he eats his favourite food - it would be his idea of heaven

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

❥ 10 ... 10 whole inches - honestly it’s scary - I mean it’s really pretty but it’s just so big 😳 hence why he is constantly making sure that you’re okay ...

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

❥ Decently high - tbh he’s down to do it whenever you’re interested however when he wants it he gets very needy and cute

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

❥ Awww this little cutie falls asleep so quickly, he gets grouchy if he hasn’t had enough sleep, but he feels happy to sleep though because he’s got you snuggled against him and a full stomach of snacks

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NSFW A TO Z

Pairing: Chenle x Reader

Genre: Smut; Headcanon

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Warnings: 18+ content. Please read at your own discretion.

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

I feel like Chenle’s the type to really use up all his energy while having sex. So he’ll try his best to tend to your needs. But because he’s so exhausted and on the verge of falling asleep, it may not be the best aftercare ever. Like he won’t pamper you or anything, instead simply pull you into his side and go to sleep.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On your body I believe he likes your breasts and neck. Seeing the way the way your breasts bounce as he’s fucking you is a rather captivating sight. Basically he likes staring at your tits. As for your neck, I see him dipping or burying his face there when he’s really into the sex. So yeah, those are his favourite body parts of yours. One himself, i believe he’d like what you like. Meaning the place where you touch the most, if that’s his back then he likes his back. If its his neck then he likes his neck. So his favourite body part on himself depends on what you like the most.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

Things are pretty simple when it comes to cumming. He won’t go through the hassle of having to pull out but instead, he’ll finish right inside of you. Again, I feel like Chenle’s really one to lose himself while having sex, get lost in the pleasure and what not. That being said, I don’t think he has enough control over himself to have a strong pull out game if that makes sense. Plus, I also feel like he’d be very keen on using protection so it probably won’t be that big of a problem.

D = Dirty Secret (A dirty secret of theirs)

I can’t really think of anything lmao i’m sorry (i’ve been writing this for three days)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Little to none. I don’t think Chenle spent much of his adolescent years watching porn. He might have a generic understanding of sex and how to do things but I don’t think he was ever too invested in all of that stuff. Needs are needs after all and he can’t control whatever he feels so I believe that whatever experience he does have will come from spending time with you. He’ll learn about your body, your likes and dislikes and at the same time learn his own preferences as well.

F = Favourite Position (What positions you tend to use the most)

Missionary. Simple is the best after all and this way Chenle can really ‘adjust’ things are he desires. If he wants to speed up or go deeper he can easily do so. If you want him to slow down then he again can do it without a problem. He has good control in this position, plus, its equally satisfying for the both of you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Everything starts out in a very light hearted mood. He’ll laugh and tease, totally not serious. But the more he invests himself in the sex, starts chasing both your highs, that’s when he’ll get more serious. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)

Sometimes it’ll all be there and sometimes there’ll be nothing to see. He doesn’t care about his pubes to be honest and he obviously does not mind how you chose to groom yourself. He might trim or shave it all off if he feels like it, but if he happens to not have done so, then he won’t shy away from you.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Sex doesn’t = love making to him. Like it won’t be too intimate but more on the light hearted and goofy side of things like I said before. He just wants to have fun at you. Its all about having a good time. 

J = Jack Off (How often do they tend to masturbate)

With you around, I’d say not a lot. I don’t see Chenle masturbating regularly to be honest. Only if he’s in a position where he’s super horny and he can’t be with you, he’d just go in the shower and try to relieve himself to the best of his abilities. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

There’s not much that I can think of as of now besides teasing and edgings. Again I think whatever kinks he has are pretty mild. 

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

The bed or the couch. He doesn’t wanna be in some cramped space. Sex should be comfortable and hence it must be done somewhere where you have enough space to move around. 

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Making out with you. For starters I think he’d get super carried away while making out with you, so it would always lead to more. Other than that I think it would be pretty random. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Roleplay is the biggest no no for him. Mostly because he’d just find it super cringey. Other than that he wouldn’t want to do anything too odd. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He most definitely loves receiving oral over giving it, simply because he believes his giving skills are still a bit lacking. Fingering you is fine but he feels like he’s super awkward when it comes to eating you out. Of course you’d beg to differ. He doesn’t mind giving you oral, he just doesn’t think he’s too good at it. 

P = Pace (How fast do they go)

He’s the type to mix it up. He’ll be going super slow one second and the next he’s just ramming into you. Sometimes the change of pace may seem a bit abrupt but he’s working on his stroke game so cut him some slack.

Q = Quickie (Do they prefer proper sex over quickies and how often does it happen)

I see him really enjoying quickies, especially because he gets to see how fast he can make you cum. Really fuels his self confidence. I feel like quickies would mostly be initiated by him and they could happen anytime anywhere. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

The riskiest thing I see him ever wanting to try out is like semi public sex. For example car sex or having sex in a restroom or a janitor’s closet. Basically some place where you guys are concealed but might get caught in. But that’s the farthest he’d be willing to go. As for experimenting, Chenle seems like the type of person who’d judge a book by its cover so if he doesn’t like the sound of something then he wouldn’t be inclined to try it out. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

It differs from time to time. Most of what goes into it is how much energy he has in himself before the sex. Still, I feel like he’ll always strive to go on longer than he thinks he can. Sometimes it can be two rounds and sometimes its only one. As for how long he lasts, that again, depends on how much he’s previously been stimulated. For example, if you give him head and then proceed to fuck him he wouldn’t last as long as compared to if you were to directly skip to fucking him. So from start to end I think an average of 15 minutes.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He most definitely does not own any toys and I don’t think he’d ever decide to use or buy one for himself. However if you’ve got a collection of toys that you use for yourself I think he’d definitely want to try them out on you out of complete curiosity of their workings. But this would only be a one time thing. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He definitely has fun teasing you. He thinks your desperate reactions to his touch are hilarious. At the same time it makes him feel like he has some type of dominance over you, and he likes that very much. This being said, I also believe that Chenle can get kinda impatient during sex so even if he does tease you, he won’t keep it going on for too long. 

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

While actually fucking you I don’t think he’d make many noises. Maybe an occasional grunt or groan, but nothing too loud. When he’s close to cumming however, I believe he lets out like these loud groans, kinda whiny but also a bit raspy. He also probably lets out a lot of jagged breaths which are more audible when you’re giving him head or something like that.

W = Wild Card (something random)

still can’t think of anything…sorry :(

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Why do I feel like he’s got a pretty average dick. Not too long and not too short, just the right size. He’ll be more on the slender side as opposed to being girthy. 

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

I feel like Chenle can keep it under control. Like he won’t get turned on unless he genuinely wants to. Still, I do believe that he’d have a reasonable yearning for sex. Maybe like three times in a month and only when he’s super duper horny. 

Z = ZZZ (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Almost immediately after. Again, as I said before, I think he’d really use up all of his energy while having sex. Once he finishes he’ll be completely drained and exhausted. So obviously, it won’t take him too long to fall asleep.