#tabs vc: hey )

[grimgrinnrs]

" Well shit. Missed Carmilla's party this year. Oh well, always next year. If it happens again, I guess. "

[incandesang]

whats the significance of rashids gloves? who do ppl think he is?

hey anon!

there are a few theories circulating as to who rashid really is! idk who started it but some people have been saying for a while that he might be armand, or someone working for the talamasca!! i personally don’t think he’s armand, rather someone armand knows and has known for a while (this links up with the ‘the penthouse is armand’s penthouse’ theory lol) but isn’t armand himself. i don’t really have any idea who he is and am kind of just speculating for the fun of it!

but the gloves!!! one of the tells that someone is a vampire is their fingernails. if you look at louis, lestat, and claudia’s hands they all have longer, pointed fingernails that are a slightly different colour to a human’s fingernails. my friends and i were speculating on vc in a discord server that rashid may be a vampire because we never see him take off his gloves lmao (he also speaks in a way that makes him sound like five hundred years old lmaooo ‘electronic mail’ and called dubai a child, when it was built in the 1830s so we r like alrightie rashid what is that about)

here’s rashid in his gloves! he is always wearing a pair of black gloves.

and we also never see him step into direct sunlight.

here’s our boy being very deliberately placed out of the sun.

i’m not 100% on the vampire theory even though it seems likely, because he doesn’t appear to be wearing contact lenses, but that might also just be a louis, lestat, and claudia thing. idk! it’s just a fun theory! we all really enjoy rashid and his actor and want him to stick around and have a more prominent role in future episodes/seasons so our speculation comes from a place of making him more important than he otherwise may be, but it is undeniable that there is a LOT about him that’s slightly off. daniel is on to him though >:) and idk if they showed us daniel keeping tabs on everything going on at the penthouse it is a definite indicator that all isn’t as it seems.

a lot of other users are talking about him and are putting a lot of research into trying to figure out who he is, and what’s up with the penthouse. i 100% recommend just taking a peek in the main tag, or searching rashid’s name on here. you will find their much more well-constructed theories there :))

[hekateinhell]

Skimming the last three VC books and I have questions, related to the vampire experiments:

What are the chances Armand WASN'T watching Lestat have human sex bone his one rock band groupie behind a one way glass in Seth & Farheed's lab? We know he liking watching Daniel have sex with other people when Daniel was human in Devil's Minion. Or am I misunderstanding the timeline and the depth of Armand's long running obsession pining love of Lestat?

Do you think Seth and Fareed offered other vampires human sex hormones or other vampires asked to be part of this setup? Viktor's existence and this lab seems like the vampire world's worst kept open secret for decades on end. Interested to hear your thoughts. :

Listen, I know with every ounce of my being that if there was a possibility of Armand being able to watch Lestat fornicate human-style, he'd be there. No whats, ifs, or buts about it. TotBT AU, maybe (it's not Lestat's body per se, but it's still Lestat in it). Actually, you know what... let us not forget that Armand did get to watch Lestat eat out a woman in MtD, this wouldn't be new behavior. It would be significantly more enjoyable for both of them when Lestat hasn't just returned one-eyed and traumatized after dealing with the devil (because let's be real, Armand's a 500 year old vampire—he's not put off by a little period blood, watching his bestie grab a quick snack out of the vending machine... I'm feeling out of pocket tonight, roll with it). You're not misunderstanding anything; I want someone and also myself to write the fic.

Honestly, I know we see the hormone injections being used in fanon a lot to let the vampires suck and fuck and I enjoy reading it, but honestly they don't seem very interested in that in canon. I think when they've gone that long without the want, need, or drive to express that kind of physical intimacy, there's no reason to want to experiment. I mean, technically Tab A can still go into Slot B without hormones for the symbolism and closeness of it without the physical arousal or urgency for an orgasm (pretty much my default when I want to write canon-compliant sex). That being said, if Lestat walked up to Armand and said "Hey, wanna undergo some medical experiments so we can consummate/resolve whatever the hell this is like the two horny teenagers we once were?", Armand would 10/10 say yes. He'd want to record it as well. Obviously.

[theoracleofgiana]

An Average Stream

(Streamer AU)

Brooklynn snorts as she scrolls through her phone. Emil turns to her from his desk, confusion on his face. "Check on Cam," She tells the brunette with a wicked smile. Emil nods and turns to his computer, quickly pulling up a new tab. He goes twitch and types in DemonCam. As he pulls up the familiar twitch streamer, his chat begins to freak out.

"Chat, calm down," Emil says rolling his eyes at the spam that comes in. Most messages were keyboard smashes or Cammy. The occasional regular viewer and mod trying to calm everyone down. Camillia's start-up screen brings a smile to Emil's face. It was the words starting soon and her face as a chibi with demon horns. Camillia had been so excited when a fan said she could use it. She adored her fans and everything they made her. Her streaming right now was strange as Camillia was at her parent's house for the weekend.

Emil couldn't help the laughter that tumbled out of him as Marcie's face filled the screen. His chat was just as surprised, spamming Marcie's username in caps. Emil immediately hops into the VC. "Hey, Mar," He says with a grin as he watches the white-eyed woman jump backward. With a huff and chuckle, she rolls the chair back to the camera. "Hello TheCrowKing," Emil snorts at the use of his username. "Is chat spamming it?" He asks the girl as she readjusts herself. "Yep," She replies with a grin of her own.

Emil checks his chat. They're still freaking out. "Yeah, I'm getting a lot of BansheeQueen over here," He says with narrowed eyes. "I think our chats are traitors." Marcie giggles at that. "Technically, Cammy's chat is the traitor, not mine," Brooklynn laughs at her comment finally revealing herself. "True," Emil hums, watching Brooklynn get up and grab the seat nearby. "Hi, Banshee," Brooklynn says when in the frame of the camera. Marcie's smile grows at the sight of her. "Well! If it isn't TheScientist808!" Marcie's voice takes on a teasing tone. "I thought you were on vacation?" Brooklynn chuckles and sneaks a look at Emil. "I am, just passing through to visit a friend," The redhead smiles and Emil rolls his eyes.

Brooklynn, Emil, and Marcie end up chatting for quite a bit. Eventually, Camillia's voice enters the vc and she scolds Marcie for going live. It's still light-hearted and the four chat before it's time to go. After leaving the vc, he turns to full screen on his camera. Emil gives his webcam a sleepy smile before going into his ending speech.

"Well chat, that was fun, but I'm exhausted. As you all know, Cammy is coming back next week and we get to keep Brooklynn for the next two. Get ready for a lot of content. As always don't forget to like, follow, or whatever. It really helps," Taking a small break to yawn, he finishes up. "Anyway, that's it for tonight's stream, chat. See you tomorrow!" With that, he ended the stream. He decide he'd look through the footage tomorrow and post it to the vods channel later. Brooklynn enters the room, she left earlier for some food and smiles softly at him. Emil gets into his bed and makes grabbing hands at the taller woman. Brooklynn laughs but still moves down next to him. The two were strictly friends, and it helped them to cuddle. Both had a poor childhood and having someone they trusted near was nice. The two fell asleep quickly with promises of a fun tomorrow on their minds.

(A/n: This was fun to write and I enjoyed making it. I love writing about these for having fun and being idiots with each other. Streamer Au allows me to do that a lot more than canon does, so I might make more with this certain au. Hope you enjoyed!)

[carnivigorous]

✄- - Answered - - - - - - -

@streetsteel said: Abandoned mask and mask's calling. Cause I'm mean like that uwu

Mask Meme  | not accepting! Abandoned mask:  Tabitha. ( pokemon rse )

A muse I’ve had in the past that I no longer roleplay. 

                              Slouched at a desk with numerous piles of papers stacked every which way in a chaotically organized manner, a purple haired man thrums his index finger impatiently. Narrow, bored magenta eyes fix onto a laptop’s screen as readings from the previous geological expedition bounced up and down with little to nothing to show. Slowly Tabitha reaches for his only solace from dying of complete boredom closer; a raspberry frappuccino from good old Starboks for one ' Mitshil ', and gives it a loooong slurp until he has to tap pause to wait out a brain freeze.                               Honestly he preferred actually doing the field work than this desk job bullshit. But hey, it came with the job and honestly he wasn’t about to complain about his higher position. One day he'll find something and that adrenaline will shoot through the roof, and Team Magma could finally get the ball rolling. Throwing down with Aqua grunts was fun and all, but getting to the point and seeing some actual results was what kept him awake. He didn’t reach administrative position for nothing. But there he was, in the now, staring mindlessly at a screen— did he doze off? Shit, he might have spaced out, better rewind to catch up on the last few minutes of  n o t h i n g .  A heavy sigh leaves inflated lungs, and he’s re-positioned in his seat. It wasn’t until the sound of a tail wagging against the floor caught his attention that he peered down to the panting Mightyena at his side. He reaches down to scratch thick fur and several licks wet his hand. Tabitha utters a weak laugh and pats it once more,                               “ Hehehe... Yeah, you’re right. Gotta keep my head up. Only a few more hours of footage. ”   A few... more... hours. Then he could get some air, and some well deserved food.

Mask’s Calling: Lucifer Lorem. ( original character )

A muse I’m on the fence about roleplaying as.

                            Black coat flutters behind as steps much lighter than those of boots should have pad along carpeted hall, red daylight of two suns pouring in through windows as if to greet him every few feet. To think mere moments ago he was slumbering peacefully in his own bed, before rudely awakened by his assistant insisting he get to duties that surely would not do themselves. The bribery of tea helped. At the end of the hall plastered on the wall was a portrait, as tall as he, of a horned woman; fair skinned, obsidian hair pulled into a bun, orange eyes painted with black makeup with an intensity so real one could get lost in them, a feature he’d almost wished he hadn’t captured so carefully. Lilith, his beloved. Long gone from the world, a love he’d lost seemingly ages ago; but he’d never remove her paintings. Nor would he cease immortalizing her ethereal beauty and power, no matter how hard the memories came crashing in. With her was a young boy, practically a smaller version of her; Kaven, his son. Rather, the most recent version of him he’d known since he fled from the tragedy of his mother’s death. The uncertainty of the boy’s well being gnawed at him, and he too oft wished he could run. Surely she’d not want to see him, Lucifer King of Demon, cave into sorrows like a whimpering child. She gave him the strength to strive forward, he would  n e v e r  bow to defeat.                                  Crimson fingers curl ‘round door’s handle, and twists allowing it to swing inward to the dark room. Upon entering, with a wave of a hand candles in every direction light up and his spot at the desk is taken. Quill meets ink, and steady flawless strokes glide from its tip as the sound of pen writing and fireplace crackling fill the room. Shortly the door opens and footsteps approach, a tray of tea set next to him.  “ Your leaf water, sir. ”  A corner of Lucifer’s mouth twitches up involuntarily. There were very few who he’d show anything but a hard exterior toward, his assistant being one as he’d seen him at his worst.                             “ Thank you. Ah— before you leave. As you’ve wakened me, please refrain from overworking yourself and we’ll call it even... I  w i l l  know if you don’t. ”   He sips from the cup as he’s left alone, setting it down upon saucer with a light ‘ clink ’ before sounds of quill scratching upon paper resumes.

[mcytthings]

Foosh and Scar moment!

tw// swearing

(Foolish is not talking to Scar in the VC, just in the game chat)

[Video description: Foolish is playing Ace Race on the MCC practice server with Tina and Quackity in the call. While racing, Foolish checks the tab and sees that GoodTimesWithScar is online. Foolish writes "hello" in all caps in the game chat. Scar sees that and comes to the start of Ace Race. Foolish greets him by shifting in game, Scar greets him back by jumping once and writes in chat "Hey :)". Then Foolish slowly approaches Scar until they are almost merged together. They stay like that for a second and then Scar starts a new race and leaves. End of description.]

Clip from stream: I AM BACK! IT'S BEEN SO LONG IDK IF I REMEMBER HOW TO STREAM! I AM TIRED BUT I REALLY WANT TO STREAM SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING TODAY :D, streamed 22nd of May 2022

[allywritesforfun]

{Who is y/n Dating?} Sapnap x Reader

summary: you are friends with the dream team and chat thought that you are dating one of them because it seems like all of them has a crush on you and they all tease the idea and chat can't figure it out

pronouns: they/them mentioned once, otherwise nothing else

word count: 2316

trigger warnings: swearing, offensive language not directed at reader

a/n: I got this request from @iloveappleberries <333

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“Oh y/n?” You leaned back in your chair, amused at the fact that chat already noticed you hopped into Sapnap’s chat not even a second go. “Are they really here?”

You smirked to yourself knowing how chat acted up whenever you joined his stream. You leaned forward in your chair and rested your elbows against the table. You typed in chat: hey :)

And just like that, the small winky face, sent everyone in a frenzy. They were ecstatic that you flirted with Sapnap. Well, really they went crazy whenever you flirted with anyone. You had a tendency to do it more than you would like to admit. But who could really blame you? Sapnap, Dream, and George are so hot.

“y/n hop in vc 2!” Sapnap encouraged.

You smiled, shaking your head. You didn't plan on streaming today, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to be in someone else’s stream just for a little bit. You tugged your headphones over your eyes and scooted close to your mic, joining the vc, “Hello?”

“You actually joined!” Sapnap cheered.

“Well yeah, who would turn down watching the hottest valorant player play some valo?” You teased. You looked over at the tab for chat. They continued on their ‘y/nnap’ hype.

Sapnap chuckled, “Damn right I am.”

You rolled your eyes, “Seems like you’ve been having a rough day. That win count doesn't look very high to me.”

You heard him sigh, “It’s literally not my fault. Some fucking whore decided that they were gonna all the fucking rounds and-”

“You’re bitching again?” You asked. “All you do is bitch, it's never ‘I fucked up’, always gotta be someone else’s fault.”

“Bye y/n,” Sapnap jokingly left the vc out of ‘anger’. He was still busy with his stream and losing pretty bad at valorant so you decided to leave the vc too.

You scrolled through your tag on Twitter. You were curious about what people had to say about your appearance and light flirting. It was the normal debate of who you were dating. Ever since you started streaming with Dream Team, chat was quick to pick up that you had a certain charm to you and that you had all of the boys simping for you. At this point they don't hide it. You all flirted with another, it was some weird platonic square of flirting back and forth.

Every time you interacted with one of them, chat did their damndest to figure out if your two were together. They seemed to have this idea of you dating one of them, they just had to figure out who.

The truth was, you weren't dating any of them. You were all just friends who saw an opportunity for clout and took it. It was probably the most fun thing that you have ever done. At first, it was all shit and giggles. Dream suggested it after they thought you were dating him but flirted with Sapnap at the same time. It was a little game of “who is y/n dating?” For the mcyt community, you and the Dream Team became the next “Jacob or Edward?”. Everyone had their own opinions and evidence to back it up and you thought it was enjoyable for all that were involved.

Your scrolling was interrupted by an incoming call from Dream. You waited a second before answering, “Is that Dream from the Dsmp?”

He chuckled, “Yes, yes it is. I’m not live by the way. I just got done talking with Sapnap.”

“Sapnap?” You questioned. “I was just on his stream.”

“Mhm,” He hummed. “I tried to join before you left. I wanted to fuck around a little with chat.”

You laughed, “Did you get the part where I called him ‘hot’? Chat seemed to be entertained.”

“I didn't hear it, but I was told about it,” Dream replied. “Chat was asking me to go see if Sap was blushing or not…they could hear it apparently. Then they asked me how it felt to get my ‘crush’ stolen by my roommate.”

“Did you go check?” You asked for no apparent reason.

“Someone’s curious…” Dream teased.

You sighed, “Don't start that now, you know I’m just curious.”

“I did not check, but I’m sure if I did that he would be blushing so hard.”

The thought of you making that Texian bastard blush made your heartbeat a little faster. Although the whole dating thing was for clout, you did have the best times pretending with Sapnap. He was by far the one who you had the most fun with.

“I’m thinking about making a tweet,” You told Dream. “Something like ‘everyone is trying to figure out who I’m dating but I'm trying to figure out who I’m not’. Something stupid like that.”

He wheezed, “That is a great idea, do it right now, I wanna see what they say.”

You quickly typed the Tweet out and posted it. The likes and reposts sky rocketed up right away. You immidentanly had an incoming call from George. Dream added him in.

“What do you mean, ‘who you’re not dating’?” George asked before even saying ‘Hello’.

You and Dream both laughed in response. “We just wanted to mess with them a little bit,” You explained. “We’re feeding them the content today.”

“Oh I see,” George replied. “You seem to be doing a good job of it.”

You crossed your arms proudly, “Yes I am, thank you very much.”

The three of you sat in silence for a bit, thinking about what to say. Besides this trope, you three never talked or had much in common. You were all good friends, but they were too busy simping for each other to really have deep conversations with you.

You tapped the side of your desk about to speak before Deram blurted out: “You know we can tell the difference in your voice when you flirt with us and with Sapnap right?”

“W-What?” You stuttered out.

You always knew that you were closer with Sapnap, but you didn't realize that it affected the way you sounded when you talked to him. That was such a plain middle school embarrassment type of thing.

George lightly laughed with Dream, “You seriously don't think that we would notice?”

“Your voice gets higher pitched and everything!”

You sighed, burying your head in your hands from embarrassment. You never acted on your feelings for Sapnap, you always kept them inside to stick with the trope. It would be super weird for you to actually date one of them. But, if you had the choice, it would be Sapnap without a single doubt in your mind. You connected best with him and he made you laugh the hardest out of the three. You tended to play a lot more games with him than anyone else, which was a main point for y/nnap shippers.

“Is my acting really that good that I’ve fooled you guys into thinking that I wanna date Sapnap too?” You laughed. “You guys sound exactly like chat right now.”

“You are literally the worst person at covering up a crush, y/n,” George stated. “We aren't dumb you know.”

You sighed, “I do not wanna date Sapnap. That would be ridiculous.”

“Get that, ‘I do not wanna date Sapnap’ bullshittery out of here!” Dream yelled. “We both know you have a thing for him! You give him the most nicknames out of all of us! We only have like one! He has like five!”

“And how if you have facecam on, it ‘loses battery’ once Sapnap is about to join!” George added.

At that moment, you knew that they had caught you. They both knew and they picked up on all of your tells, “Do you think I should mess around with me dating him more?”

“I think you should actually date him,” Dream suggested.

You choked on the sudden air you inhaled, “You’re kidding! Stop messing with me!”

“I’m not!” He assured. “I think he really likes you too! He’s always talking about wanting to play games with you or invite you over to make something.”

“You two would make a great couple…” George added.

You thought for a second, “Dream, does he really like me?”

“Yeah I do…” You jumped at Sapnap’s voice. You nearly fell out of your chair because you were taken back by his sudden appearance in the group call. You checked who was actually in the call, and realized you never actually left the vc.

“Are you still streaming?” You quickly asked.

“No I’m not,” Sapnap answered. “My stream actually crashed because I had Twitter open so I decided to be done for the day. Chat really does know how to break a man’s internet.”

“My internet,” Dream interjected.

“Shut the actual fuck up, Dream. No one fucking asked,” Sapnap told him. “You guys leave vc,”

George was quick to leave and Dream fought it off for a bit, dying to hear the drama, but he did leave.

“I should’ve told you that I was still listening,” Sapnap admitted. “That wasn't really nice of me.”

You sighed, “Well, I guess everything happens for a reason right?”

You heard him huff out, “This is really short notice but do you wanna come over? I’m sure Dream won't mind but I really think we should do something?”

“Oh?” You asked.

“I think you should let me kiss you in a TikTok, but I don't show my face and we post it and watch everyone lose their absolute shit,” He suggested. You could tell that he was nervous from the way that his voice changed pitches through his sentences, but it was so cute.

“You wanna kiss me?” You asked.

“Oh shit!” Sapnap yelled. “I forgot the part about uh- asking you out. That part was actually supposed to happen first but uh- I was nervous so I kinda skipped it.”

“You dumb motherfucker!” You heard Dream faintly yell in the background.

“Sit your ass down you cunt!” Sapnap yelled. “Go back to your fucking hole and practice jumping off a cliff into a one by fucking one!”

You giggled at how flustered he got from messing up his ‘i think we should be together speech’, but you appreciated jumping right in. “Yeah I’ll leave right now!”

You set your phone on the ground and angled it up. You backed up next to Sapnap and got up on your tippy toes, getting close to his face and looking down to make sure that no definable features of him were showing. You couldn't see that well because Sapnap was quick to place his hand on your cheek and start to lean in.

You backed away laughing, “Not yet Sap! I haven't even started the recording!”

“Ugh!” He complained. “Did you really think I was gonna be able to hold back when I got a smokin’ hot snack in front of me!”

You shook your head and pushed him off. You bent back down to your phone and angled it forward more so that it wouldn't show his scruff.

“Is it good now,” He whined impatiently. “I really wanna kiss you now.”

You got up after setting a ten second timer and smiled, “Just don't take a step back and we’ll be good.”

You stood in front of Sapnap. He wasn't the tallest in the world, but was still taller than you. You couldn’t help but smile and giggle at how awkward this was. You were literally about to have your first kiss with Sapnap on a fucking TikTok and have the chance of people thinking it was Dream or George.

Nervous to make the first move you exclaimed: “Hurry up! “The timer is gonna-”

Sapnap cut you off by grabbing your hips roughly and pulling you close to him, desperately smashing his lips against yours. You could hear the video start with “Ophelia” playing as the sound. Sapnap hand’s explored your back as he kissed you with urgency, like he’s had this built up in him for months. You were quick to respond to his actions by wrapping your arms around his neck, pulling him down closer to you.

Your adrenaline was through the roof as you kissed him back with as much passion as you could. You’ve never had someone this obsessed with you and you loved every second. The sound stopped playing and you pulled away. You grabbed your phone and brought it over to Sapnap as you watched the replay.

“That was fucking hot,” He commented, still trying to catch his breath. “Post that shit and let those fuckers know you’re all mine.”

You laughed, “The whole point of this was to make them think about who you’re supposed to be.”

“Oh they’ll know damn well I’m yours real quick if they start saying you were kissing Dream or something stupid like that.”

You laughed and pushed at his shoulder, “Cut that out. Don't already be getting jealous.” You posted the video and refreshed the page. Chat did not let you down as they flushed the comment section about who they thought it would be, going as far to look at cracks in the wall to see if they could recognize any.

“Oh they know it’s me,” Sapnap placed his arm around your shoulder as he read the top comment: “‘only sapnap would kiss y/n with that much eagerness and passion’”

You smiled at the comment. They were one hundred percent right and everyone agreed with them. There were a few people arguing that it was Dream or George, but everyone basically knew it was Sapnap.

“See that shit?” Sapnap asked, replaying the video. “You get that whenever you want now.”

You chuckled, “More like you’re gonna give it to me whenever you want.”

Sapnap leaned down and placed a long, warm kiss to your temple, “I like the sound of that.”

taglist: @anarchyanon @gray-moon2 @nightmarefox15

[thesolferino]

True Calling

⤷ dream x f!reader.

⤷ word count: 3.9k

⤷ requested: yes, by this lovely anon!

— summary: dream meets his favorite singer on an among us livestream.

“Dude, what could go wrong? Just do it.”

“What could go wrong?! Literally so many things, you ass.” 

Dream heard Sapnap sigh through the mic right into his headphones, the dim grey of his Discord background doing barely anything to illuminate his features as he stared at his open messages blankly.

“First of all, don’t.. speak to me like that, I am doing you a favour by sitting here and listening to you panic about stupid shit. Second of all, nothing big could go wrong. What, you’re a little awkward in the beginning, maybe, and that’s it.” Dream adjusted his headphones a little bit, Sapnap’s rant flowing into his ears but dissipating somewhere halfway to his brain, because, yes, things could go wrong and he can’t be proven otherwise.

“Did you forget that I’m a public figure? And that my fans are insane? I say one wrong thing and it’ll be memed and haunt me in my dreams. Did you forget that SHE’s a public figure? And that this is live? God…” he retorts back, listening to Sapnap helplessly sigh once again in response. He anxiously switches from his Discord to Twitter, then to YouTube, to Twitch and then back to Discord, frantically clicking around. In reality, he knows Sapnap is right, and it’s anxiety whispering into his ear that he’s gonna somehow fuck up, but maybe it’s simply easier to stay and argue with him into the night instead of actually responding to that message.

The stream is still going. Quackity’s voice speaks over Sapnap’s quiet breathing. “Damn, he’s still not responding. Um, let me try Tubbo, maybe?” 

Before he knows it, the opportunity to join the stream is slipping out of his fingers, and Dream isn’t sure if he’s happy about that or not. On one hand, he gets to meet one of his favorite artists whose album he’s played way too many times to count, and on the other, the chances of him embarrassing himself in front of that same artist and a hundred thousand other people are extremely high, and he’s not sure if he likes the odds of that.

“Man, I don’t know. You won’t listen to me, anyway. Don’t join if you don’t want to.” Dream hears the annoyed tinge in Sapnap’s voice, and that’s what pours the last bit of courage into his veins because the best way to do anything in life is to follow Sapnap’s advice after you’ve already irritated him to the point of defeat, and he murmurs a quick “bye” and hangs up before the other can even respond, typing a rapid “Sure, send me the VC link” back to Quackity. 

He hears a delighted exhale coming from his Twitch tab just as Quackity forwards him the link. “Okay, nevermind, we’ve got Dream! He’ll join in a second.” 

With that, he swiftly closes the Twitch tab and with an encouraging sip of water, he finally joins the Discord voice chat with the rest of the players. Your Discord image sticks out like a sore thumb to him despite being a super basic, Googleable picture of you that he’s probably seen a million times by now, and upon seeing it, reality slaps him right over the face and he realises that, oh shit, he actually joined.

“Hey everyone.” Dream speaks into the mic and a mix of excited voices greets him at the same time as he loads up the game. Your icon is missing the green halo. He stares at it, as if you’ll magically speak up if he stares long and hard enough. That, apparently, works.

Pokimane’s “Dream, hi!” seems to set something off in your brain, and you speak again.

“Oh, Dream?” the green halo appears, and Dream resists the urge to say something stupid or bite his hand or anything of the sort when you say his name. “Aren’t you the guy who listens to my music all the time?” you giggle.

Quackity laughs loudly in his usual fashion, and Dream feels his hands go cold as the Among Us loading page pops up. “Wh-huh?” 

“Yeah, you-you listen to my music a lot! Your fans always tag me under that… ‘Dream’s Spotify’ Twitter account, I remember you.” Dream swears his heart is about to jump out of his chest and start bouncing around on the floor because his ribs are way too restrictive for that type of movement, but he tries his best to play it cool and laughs lightheartedly.

“I do! I’m, like, your biggest fan.” he grins, as if you can see him, and you laugh in return.

“Yeah, man, you pay my rent. Thanks.” you say and a couple of people laugh while Dream inputs the code and his character finally pops up, immediately running around like the rest of the group. He runs around your purple character and hears you chuckle as you run around him too, but not for long, because the game starts and everyone mutes themselves. He audibly sighs, because he can afford to, considering he’s not streaming and nobody can hear the amount of courage this whole thing is taking him. 

A notification pops up on his screen - the Dream Team group chat seems to be talking. Must’ve already found some way to make fun of me, he thinks to himself as he huffs out a large breath and runs through cafeteria and weapons to do his tasks in navigation. Corpse is hot on his tail the whole time, and not to say he’s an untrustworthy guy, but Dream isn’t really looking forward to getting killed before even speaking to you properly, so he runs around, trying to find somebody to stick with so Corpse doesn’t shove a knife in his back while he’s doing a task. 

Thankfully, Karl emerges somewhere from the direction of storage right into communications where Dream was going, too. Just as Dream starts finishing download and Corpse and Karl line up behind him, his screen flashes bright red and white and the bold letters “Dead body reported” pop up. Everyone unmutes themselves and his eyes bore into your character, immediately.

“Alright, the body was in top left of the… uh, upper engine. I need everyone’s positions.” Rae immediately spoke.

“I was in electrical, I-I went through cafeteria to the upper engine with Poki, there was nobody there, we did our tasks, went down to lower engine, then Poki left with Toast, and I went to electrical and the body was reported.” Sykkuno said, and Pokimane confirmed with a hum of agreement.

“Dream?” Rae asked, and he spoke up.

“I never even went that way, I went through weapons to nav, and then to communications, and then the body was found. Corpse can vouch for me because he was following me the entire time and I kinda thought he was gonna kill me. And Karl saw me in communications, us three were all together when you… reported the body.” He rambled, trying to defend himself.

“Yeah, it’s true, he was with me the whole time.” Corpse supported.

“Karl, which way did you get to communications?” Toast asked.

“Uh, through storage.” Karl replied quickly.

“That’s funny, ‘cause I was in security, and I could swear I saw you walk past.” Toast said, and a couple of “ooh”s echo through the call.

“That makes no sense because even if I did go that way, I wouldn’t have time to get to communications and start doing my task with Dream and Corpse if I killed Ethan! And Rae, you-you saw me do my task in storage!” Karl loudly defended himself.

“...that… that’s true, yeah.” she said.

“If you ask me, Toast, you’re being real sus for lying about that.” Karl threw it back at Toast, who protested.

“Listen, I didn’t say you killed anybody, I just said I saw someone run past!” he claimed.

“Bretman and Y/N are being real quiet, though.” Corpse points out, and the green halo around your icon lights up once again.

“Oh shit, I didn’t realise I was muted. Sorry, guys.” you laughed. “Um, I was with… Quackity, in… what’s that shit on the right called?”

“O2.” Quackity quickly jumped in.

“Right, O2. I went to… top left, first, and I did my tasks there, and then to weapons and then to O2, and then the body was reported.”

“You were in top left?” Rae repeated.

“Yeah.”

“And was there anyone with you?”

“Um… no? I was alone, and then I saw Quackity in top right, and then we went to, uh, O2 together.” you said and Corpse sighed loudly.

“That means she could’ve had the time to kill Ethan and run.” Toast points out.

“Hey! I didn’t kill anyone! I don’t even know how this game works…” you whined into the mic and Quackity laughed.

“Yeah, I dunno Y/N, you were dancing real suspiciously around me…” he said, causing you to defend yourself louder.

“Why would I kill anyone?! I don’t even know how to do that, I’m a nice person!”

“I don’t think she did it, guys.” Dream pipes up, tugging at the wire of his headphones absentmindedly.

“Shut up, you simp.” Quackity fires back instantly, making everyone in the call laugh, including Dream.

“Damn right, I’m a Y/N simp. She can do no wrong. I mean, look at that innocent face! She did nothing, I’m-I’m sure.” He argued, making you cover your mouth and giggle.

“Their face is literally the same as everyone’s! We’re all astronauts!” Rae protested, but Dream kept shaking his head.

“No, hers is more innocent.” he said. “Toast, why are you so set on accusing everyone, anyway?”

“Oh, you’re so not attacking Toast right now-”

“Guys, I think we should skip.” Sykkuno pipes up to calm the conversation, and everyone agrees, even though most of them mumble “sus” under their breath as soon as they mute their mics.

Dream’s tiny green astronaut stomps his way over to the left side immediately, changing paths this time and making his way into the Upper Engine, trying to finish his tasks in time and possibly find someone to accompany him so he at least doesn’t have to argue over his alibi. He had four tasks left, two of them in Upper Engine, so after that he was free to roam around wherever his heart desired. Just as he started doing one of them, he watched your purple character step in and run circles around him, earning you a quiet laugh that he didn’t know he uttered until he heard himself do it and silently scolded himself for getting that flustered at something so simple.

The two of you did your tasks together before going down to reactor. Just as Dream started doing one of his tasks, a dead body was reported again and he unmuted himself as Toast immediately started borderline yelling into his headphones. 

“Bretman just killed Sykkuno RIGHT in front of me. I literally watched him do it. He killed Sykkuno in COLD BLOOD.” he confidently claimed and Dream, quite uninterested, grabbed his bottle of water and lightly sipped on it, wiping beads of sweat resting right above his eyebrows with his forearm, blindly looking around the darkness, trying to get his eyes to adjust looking away from the computer screen. His eyes searched for the window - it was open, just enough to let a fresh breeze inside, but it never seemed to do that, letting humid air in with open arms like a welcome guest. Florida is fucking hell, he thinks, gulping down some more water.

“No, I didn’t! I seriously did not, he’s the one who killed him and is trying to frame me now. I swear to God, Toast…” Bretman shouted into his worn mic, trying to argue back. 

“Yeah, to be honest, Bretman, you were silent the whole time when Ethan died.” Rae reasoned, earning quite a lot of “ooh”s and causing little “voted” signs to appear next to Poki, Toast and Karl’s names as Bretman tried his best to fight back.

“I didn’t know I was muted the whole time! You know I’m bad at this! Why would I... you know what, nevermind! Vote me! Vote me! You’ll see when Toast kills you all, I don’t care anymore. I literally saw-”

Dream slumps further into his chair, sure that the foam would have a dent of his body shape imprinted even when he’s long gone from it, and unlocks his phone with a quiet sigh. He opens Discord, and wishes he hadn’t, because Sapnap and George are always on the front lines and ready to make fun of him at any chance possible. He types back a stupid joke, calling them losers, but before he can press send, a Twitter notification pops up on his phone that almost makes his painfully sweaty hands lose grip of the phone. 

“this is so boring” your message reads, from your official Twitter account. Dream blinks a few times, and looks up from his phone to observe his murky, empty room, eyes flashing from the window to the ripped chocolate bar wrapper that somehow made its way onto the floor to a cup of coffee from this afternoon. Did the humid air finally get to him? Hallucinations?

He clicks on the notification - it proves to not be a product of his imagination, after all. Three dots dance around on his screen cheerfully, but they suddenly stop. His ears tune in. Bretman is still defending his honor. Something else must’ve interrupted you. His shaky hands barely hit the right letters.

He takes a handful of screenshots amidst his euphoria, and forwards them to the group chat with no caption besides an emoji sticking its tongue out - he wants to tell them to suck his dick, or something along those lines, but your message remains a priority as he rushes back to the Twitter app to reply.

“Right” he manages to write without a typo. “They’re annoying”

Three dots immediately return to his screen like a happy memory, and he almost can’t believe you’re texting back so fast. George would probably humble him by saying it’s because you have nothing better to do, but what George doesn’t know can’t hurt him, Dream supposes, and clicks on your profile instinctively as he adjusts his headphones on one ear. By the time you finish typing your message, the group decided to vote out Bretman, who ended up not being an imposter.

The three dots disappear as quick as they came, and so does the anticipation that bubbled up in Dream’s throat as he sourly leaves to finish the rest of his tasks. The rest of the game stays as boring as it started, save for the giggles and hushed laughter that came from you at every few jokes he made - of which he made quite a lot, in a desperate attempt to make you laugh, at least a little bit. Of course, Quackity was there every step of the way to accidentally mention how Dream sounded a lot more hype and alive during this game than he does ever, but you win some, you lose some, eh?

In the next game you actually decided to set up proximity chat, so of course Dream followed you around everywhere, hot on your tail at all times - what else is he supposed to do, when the chance presented itself, really?

“Are you imposter?” His character obnoxiously ran circles around you as you did your wires task slowly and unsurely since this stream was your first time playing.

“No, but I wouldn’t tell you even if I was, dummy.” You replied, running around his own character briefly before running up to do the rest of your tasks, watching the green astronaut follow you close behind. 

“Why not?” Dream questioned, eyes following all your movements since he didn’t have anything better to do considering he finished all his tasks. 

“Do you not know how this game works?”

“Yeah, but you’d tell me, right? I wouldn’t… rat you out.” He heard a sigh coming through his headphones in response, and his grin widened just a little, watching your character walk away from him.

“I know you wouldn’t.” you replied. “I’ll tell you if I’m imposter, I guess.”

“You wouldn’t kill me, would you?” Dream spoke into his mic, reaching to fix it and realising the way his hand trembled a little, fully aware he was walking the line between flirty and obnoxious more than usual. He lowered his gaze just to see his keyboard reflect the light of the computer back to him - the sweat from his palms seemed to seep onto the keyboard. He refused to think about the mocking things his best friends would say if they found out how nervous he was just to talk to you. 

“No, of course not! I wouldn’t be able to kill you.” You chirped just as a dead body was discovered and the two of you were torn from the conversation. 

In the next one, his screen flashed an ominous black and red with the word “Impostor” and your purple character stood proudly next to his green one, and he snickered to himself, adjusting his headphones one more time (the more he did it, the more he was convinced it was one of those anxious habits of his).

Shifting in his chair, he started moving and couldn’t believe his eyes when he realised the two of you managed to lock yourselves in a room with Corpse and Sykkuno, accomplishing a double kill in barely the first two minutes of the game. The two of you vented while Dream muttered curses under his breath, breaking out in a sweat wondering if you’re going to get caught or not as you casually hummed to a random tune while faking tasks, hitting the notes in such an effortless way that it made Dream relax and get even more nervous at the same time. It didn’t take too long before the body was found, and you seemed to adapt to the game very quickly, as Dream just sat back most of the time and watched you stretch out a whole essay on why you and Dream could NOT have been imposters. 

“Why would they stick together the whole time? Couldn’t they get at least someone else to vouch for them?” Toast complained. 

“Girl, Dream wants some… alone time with Y/N, obviously.” Bretman said, despite being the one most sus of you in the first place, forcing laughter out of the whole lobby, Dream’s sticking out the most as his mood constantly swayed from finding the whole thing funny to being worried sick if you actually find him weird.

“Exactly! And we’re gonna have our alone time if we want to, thank you very much.” 

Well, Dream thinks, taking a stressed gulp of water from his bottle, at least we cleared that one up.

“I don’t think that sounded the way you wanted it to, Y/N.” Karl pipes up, making Quackity burst into another fit of loud laughter, and you immediately protested.

“It sounded exactly the way I wanted it to! Now, vote Rae or else.” 

When the meeting was over, he ran after you through cafeteria, grin splitting out on his face before he even spoke.

“You’re pretty…” his silence extended as he watched your character stare at his. “...pretty smart.”

You snorted. “Right. You’re pretty…” you extended your silence in return, mocking him. “...too.”

His heart jumps. “You forgot a word there.” he says as you stomp out to storage.

“I said what I said, Dreamy.” 

He swears this can’t be healthy for his blood pressure. In the corner of his eye, Discord notifications pop up like crazy. The boys must be watching your stream. His heart swells with both pride and dread, knowing he’s about to be called something along the lines of pretty Dreamy for the next two months.

“How do you know I’m pretty? You’ve never even seen my face.” Dream replies as heat creeps up like a spirit rising from soil, from the back of his neck, seeping into his ears and cheeks somewhat equally. His eyes dart to the window again. Of course it’s the stupid Florida weather that has him burning up, flustered. Maybe he should open another window.

“Is this an invitation to see it?” you say, a teasing tone clinging off your voice and he can practically hear you smiling. 

“No, I’m just saying! If you want to see it, though, that… that can be arranged.” he bites his lip as a physical attempt of holding back the smile that breaks out as he waits for your response, chest puffing in both nervousness and odd confidence.

“Can it? I mean, I don’t need to see it, I just know already, you have those… pretty boy vibes. But I wouldn’t…” you chuckle. “...be opposed to seeing it, for sure. Don’t count on me not to leak the pictures, though. I want the clout.”

“What do you MEAN you want the clout, you’re Y/N! You don’t need clout from a Minecraft YouTuber!” He argues back, a small wheeze escaping him mid sentence as you giggle and run around, with him following your every move.

“You keep my fucking lights on, man! Whenever your Spotify Twitter account thingy tweets that you’re listening to my stuff, the streams go up! I need your clout.” you say as you run into admin and snap Toast’s neck and run back out casually, as if nothing happened. 

“Yeah, that’s how me listening to your songs on repeat works.” he says and you let out some sort of irritated groan.

“Shut up, smartass.” Just as you say that, somebody seems to find the body and you’re pulled into a meeting, where Rae susses both of you immediately.

“No, because both of you are always together! And someone always spots you walking by the place where the bodies are found! At some point that can’t be a coincidence, right?” she accuses, practically yelling into the mic.

“Of course they’re always together, check- check fuckin’ Twitter! They’re trending on like three different spots already!” Quackity jumps in, loud as always, and the lobby gives off mixed reactions.

“What? We are?” Dream asks, and Quackity confirms with a “yeah, man! Check!” and so he complies, quickly pulling out his phone to check the trending tabs. Sure enough, among the politics and sports, “DREAM Y/N”, “PRETTY BOY” and “DREAM FACE” are crammed, sat at 7th, 14th and 18th place, respectfully. A satisfied grin breaks out on his face. At least they see it, too.

“This has to be the first time Dream has trended for something heterosexual.” Karl points out, earning loud laughter from Quackity and Bretman, less loud on your part.

“Exactly! We’re a power couple! Stay mad!” You shouted, with Dream supporting you in the background, although still shyly adjusting his headphones every few seconds, unable to comprehend that oh, this is actually happening.

Both of you get voted out during the next few minutes, but that really means nothing to Dream - they actually do him quite a favor, because the two of you get to excuse yourselves and he sees those three familiar dots dance on his screen again as he leans back into his chair with a dopey grin, playing with the strings of his sweatpants, waiting for your next and next and next message. 

He opens Discord on his computer to type one last message into the groupchat before turning it off for the night:

Dream (03:14): maybe Minecraft wasn’t my calling after all

Dream (03:14): can’t believe I just met my soulmate on Among Us

[mcyt-amber-tftsmp]

𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 {𝐂𝐂! 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫}

Request?: @ghostywastakenbygogy

Character: CC! Ranboo

Side Character(s): None

Story-type: Romantic

Story Length: 1270 words

AU or Not: None

Time Period: Present day in general

Plot Summary: One day Ranboo came home and decided to play minecraft and he was getting bored so he called you to ask if you would be able to join him which you could and little did you both know that this night was a night to remember Cc!Ranboo with a s/o or friend who accidentally cls him "my love" i dunno some romance for the hopeless romantic :))

Small Info: Corona doesn't exist so yeah

Keywords: Y/N = Your Name

Trigger Warning: none

Normal Warning: idk man I write cringey stuff and probs short!

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Third Person Point of View~

Ranboo came back home after a long day of school. Not gonna lie but he was pretty glad that he was finally home cause he seriously just wanted to play minecraft on the Dream SMP.

He quickly walked into his room as he hopped in the bathroom to take a quick shower. After that, he got out as he wore a black T-Shirt with a good pair of jeans and wore his white jacket over it.

After all that, he sat down in his unicorn gaming chair and booted up his PC and opened up minecraft. He wasn't planning on streaming today at all since he didn't have the energy too because of the painful school day he just went through.

He opened up the tab to see if anyone was here and saw that only Foolish and Sam were on. He smiled as he typed in something in the chat box.

<Ranboo> hello! <FoolishG> HeY rAnBoO!!! <Awesamdude> hey!

He smiled as he carried on to do what he does which was mining some wood while going under ground to mine some diamonds, iron, gold or anything pretty useful such as netherite and all.

He traded with a few villagers as he got a few goods from them while stealing one to keep in his house. After a while of doing that, he felt slightly bored and wanted to talk to someone.

He then got an idea and decided to text you to see if you were able to come on the server to talk while helping him mine some more. He quickly typed in something as he waited for you to reply.

Ranboo: Hey Y/N! I hope I am not interrupting you or anything!

Y/N: Hey Ranboo and nope I'm good!

Ranboo: That's great! I was wondering if you were to hop into the server so we can just mess around a bit by mining and all?

Y/N: Sure! Gimme a few minutes!

Ranboo smiled as a small blush tinted his cheeks. Did he mention that he had a crush on you? Like a big one? Well now he did cause he's been crushing on you for a while now.

He remembers on how he had shown you around school when you were new and had just moved into where he lived. He was one of your first friends to be exact.

He was a huge hopeless romantic since he had fallen for you after three months of being friends but he didn't dare say anything cause he thought you might not feel the same way as him and didn't want to ruin the friendship you two have.

Little did he know that you felt the same as well. After a while he looked at the screen to see that you have joined the game as you greeted everyone who was here.

<Y/NWasHere> hey guys! <FoolishG> hEy Y/N! <Awesamdude> Hello! :>

He smiled as he quickly whispered to her to join VC 3 as she replied with an 'okay' and after a few minutes, he heard her join the VC which made him smile.

"Hey Y/N!" He said with a smile.

"Hey Ranboo! I hope you are doing well?" She asked him.

"Oh yeah I am doing good? Are you streaming by chance?" The dirty blonde haired male asked the girl.

"No but are you?" She asked as he shook his head.

"No cause I'm pretty lazy to even stream today." He said as he earned a small giggle from the female.

"So what are we doing today?" She asked as Ranboo pondered for a bit.

"I was at first thinking that we would just mess around on the SMP just mining and doing whatever but now I just feel like playing Bedwars so are you up for that by any chance?" He asked her.

"Yeah sure! I am kinda in the mood for playing Bedwars!" She said optimistically as Ranboo left the server as he joined the Bedwars game and added Y/N to his party so they could play together on the same team.

The minute the game started, you first decided to protect the bed by using the wool to cover it. Ranboo told you to protect the bed and to attack anyone who comes near it while he goes and destroys other peoples' beds.

Both of them were successful even though you died like two times but was able to protect the bed while Ranboo died once but was successful in destroying beds and killing the players and the next thing you know they won the round and decided to play some more.

Both of you played a few more rounds of Bedwars. Both of you either lost the rounds or won them with small stroke of luck by both your sides. After a while both of you decided to stop playing for the day since it was getting late and all plus it was still a school night so that was much more worse.

"This was a good game! I had fun!" Ranboo said as you smiled.

"Me too! We should play like this more." You said.

"Yeah we should." He said as he closed his PC.

"Anyways I should get going cause my parents will yell at me for staying up this late." You said.

"Alright! Bye Love!" He said without thinking until he realized what he just said.

"H-huh?!" You slightly said in shock as Ranboo started to blush and apologize.

"I-I sorry I meant to say bye Y/N. I am really sorry-" He started but was interrupted by you.

"Hey hey Ranboo! It's okay! Anyways bye!" You said and before you could leave you were stopped by the man himself.

"W-wait! I really want to say something to you. I just need to get it off my chest." He said as you stayed back

"What is it?" You asked as Ranboo took a deep breath and let it out.

"I... I really like you. A lot actually! It's okay if you don't feel the same way." He said scratching his neck nervously while he was a flustered mess.

You on the other hand were shocked and blushing the same as him cause your crush who was your first friend had legit confessed to you and felt the same feelings as you. You smiled as you replied to him.

"It's okay Ranboo. I feel the same way." You said as Ranboo looked at the VC in shock as a smile formed on his face.

"I'm- I'm glad! Will you also be my girlfriend?" He asked as you nodded.

"Yeah I will." You said as Ranboo was now grinning ear to ear from your response.

"I am so happy to hear you say that." He said feeling like he was over the moon.

Who knew late night streams like these could lead to two best friends into confessing their feelings for each other.

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I hope I did justice to your request!

I am sorry if it's not of your expectations but I tried!

^^;;

[probsjosh]

Just a Bit More

Three times you were out here flirting with Sapnap on stream and the fourth time when ya'll straight up confessed to eachother

AKA Flirtationship but with a lot of Mutual Pining

Sapnap × GN!Reader

No warning! All fluff :)

@svgarbees I love your writing challenge bro <3

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The first time Sapnap had met you it was very briefly, as George had been placed on your team for MCC and Sapnap had come into the discord call to taunt him just before the games began. 

"Well if it isn't Team Bottoms."

The second the taunt was out in the open air, a roar of protests came from George and Antfrost. BadBoyHalo sat in some confusion, "Bottoms? Bottom of what?" was all he asked, and after he didn't receive an answer, he shrugged it off and quickly muted to talk to his chat. You, however, were practically wheezing, desperately trying to get air into your lungs as you laughed at Saps opening line, causing the other three to pause their bickering long enough to ask if you were alright. "I'm fuckin' great- I don't know who you are dude, but I think I already love you." 

Sapnap laughed lightly as his face turned a light shade of pink, "If you liked that one so much I have a lot more where that came fro—" He was cut off mid-sentence as he was kicked from the call back to his own teams vc. 

"We are not 'Team Bottoms'," George scoffed out, as the MCC timer got to zero.

"George. We totally fuckin are," You laughed out as everyone rushed inside.

"Language!" 

~

The second time had been when George invited you to play Proximity Chat Among Us on stream after realizing they didn't have 10 people to play a full game. You two had actually hit it off really well during MCC and stayed in contact afterwards, but this was the first time he had invited you to play anything with his group of friends.

After happily agreeing, you received the game code and joined the vc, only to be greeted with George desperately trying to tell everyone to shut up for just one second and Sapnap loudly arguing that George wasn't the boss of him. It was only after you'd joined the game and let out a soft, "Hello," did he shut up.

"Oh-" Was all Sap could get out before George cut him off, "Yeah 'oh', that's what I was trying to tell you. Everyone this is y/n, y/n this is everyone," 

There was a chorus of greetings as everyone welcomed you to the soon to be shitshow. The smile on your face didn't fade once the entire time, being able to properly introduce yourself and crack jokes with everyone once you were in game. The one person you weren't surprised to see you were getting along with amazingly was with Sapnap, immediately remembering him from your first unofficial meeting.

"So you think I'm a bottom Sapnap?" you questioned as you caught him in a room by himself. "I- uh- why? Are-are you a bottom?" He asked, a hesitant grin on his face, he wasn't sure what boundaries he was pushing, but he was certain he was toeing the line. Luckily for him, you let out a laugh before you teased him, "Wouldn't you like to know." Suddenly feeling more confident in himself he hummed before teasing right back, "I mean, with your consent, I would." 

Your laugh sounded out as you tried and failed to stutter out a response when someone walked into the room and yelled, "George! Sapnap is flirting with your friend!" They ran away yelling for George as Sapnap laughed and ran away,  chasing after them, "Don't snitch on me you bitch!" 

You stood there in the middle of the room giggling as Sapnap quickly ran back into the room, "If George asks, I'm totally telling him you hit on me first." 

"Okay sure, Mr. I'd Like To Find Out If You're a Bottom," You both laughed as a body was reported and you were thrown into a meeting.

From that moment it had become a running bit for you two to needlessly flirt with eachother at any given moment, and by the end of the stream every chat was filled with debates on what the ship name should be. 

After saying your goodbyes and leaving for the night, you sat in your chair thinking about Sapnap, and trying to ignore the butterflies in your tummy as you thought about every exchange you'd had with him that night. 

~

The third time had been the first time you logged on to the Dream SMP after George had very sweetly asked Dream to whitelist you, because he missed playing the Craft with someone he now considered a close friend to him. 

At first it was just George and yourself sitting in a call as he gave you a very messy tour of the world that consisted of a very bad history lessons of the lore. "I'm not very involved in the storyline so I don't really know what happened," George explains as he leads you over to the now crater of L'Manberg, "But I do know that, canonically, Dream is crazy." 

The familiar sound of someone joining the call sounded out, followed by a very familiar voice, "George, Dream is crazy both in game and out, you give him too much credit." 

There was soft laughter before you spoke, "Sapitus Napitus!" the happiness in your voice evident, and George chuckled, "What? You miss your boyfriend?" Despite how flustered you'd gotten you managed to bite back, "What? Jealous I got a boyfriend before you did, Georgie?" 

Sapnap joined in as well, "Yeah Georgie, at least we have a significant other for Valentines day. Not our fault you broke my boy Dreams heart by turning him down." 

We all laughed at that as Sapnap joined the game as well as the tour. At first, it had seemed like you and Sap had fallen back into your endless flirting to annoy George but after a while it just became a casual thing between the two of you, compliments and innuendos being tossed between the two of you.

All three of you had actually become really comfortable with one another over the course of the accidental five hour stream. So comfortable in fact that before you left to end your stream George sent you off with a final tease, "Of God, I'm never gonna hear the end of this from either of you am I?" You and Sapnap glanced at each other in game before turning to George, "What do you mean, Gogy?" Sapnap asked carefully, as he slowly scrolled through his hotbar to pull out his sword. George, oblivious to this, continued, "I mean you two blabber on and on about each other to me all the time, why don't you two just talk about how much you like each other to each o–" George cut himself off with a scream as Sapnap went after him with the intent of murder. 

Before you could fully process the words that had come out of George's mouth, you phone pinged, alerting you that you needed to end stream. "I'm sorry guys, I gotta go, I have something I need to do." Both boys stopped in their tracks to give you a proper goodbye, "Bye, message me when you're free again," George said innocently as he crouch walked away from where Sapnap stood turned towards your character. "Or you could message me–" Sap said, the cheeky smile on his face falling as George teased him again, "Yeah you wish, Snapchat." 

And with that Sapnap returned to his assassination attempt as George screamed for his life. You laughed before mumbling a goodbye and leaving both the game and the call.

After ending stream you walked over to your bed before falling face first into the mattress and screaming. 

George really had to out you like that huh?

~

The fourth time was just a couple days after the third. You had been streaming for a little bit, your first grind session on the SMP to get yourself started, when George entered your voice channel and startled the hell out of you. 

"HI y/n!" he greeted innocently as you yelped, hitting your desk and nearly spilling your water everywhere. "George! Dude, you have to stop scaring me like that," you tried to scold him but your laugh broke your angry facade. "Sorry, sorry, I hadn't meant to scare you- hey is Sapnap online right now?" 

"Um," you glanced over at your chat briefly before pressing tab, "Yeah, he's online, why?" You didn't receive an answer as George disconnected from the call abruptly. "Wow okay, rude." was all you commented before returning to entertaining your chat as you mined away. 

A couple minutes later you were startled yet again as George reconnected, immediately letting out a loud yelp, as a skeleton shot you simultaneously. "George!" you panicked as you swiped your sword at the skeleton, going down to threw hearts before finally killing it. "I'm sorry! I don't mean to scare you, I just wanted to tell you that Sa–" He disconnected again mid-sentence, this time your curiosity was peaked. 

"If George reconnects and scares me one more time, I'm flying to his country to kick his ass." You laughed as your chat began speculating what he wanted to tell you, and clipping your scared reaction.

It was peaceful for a while, you had been caving with not trouble, but eventually you ran out of food and needed to resurface. Unfortunately for you, a loud ping from Discord sounded out, distracting you long enough for a creeper to sneak up behind you and kill you before you had a chance to react. "George I'm buying a plane ticket to go kick your ass, I swear to..." a soft laugh makes you trail off. "Well, I'm not George, but I'd love to see you kick his ass," Sapnaps voice rang out and you slapped a hand over your mouth. 

"Fuck, sorry, sorry Sap, George has just been coming in and out of the vc and scaring me" You clicked respawn and began running back to your things. "Yeah, sorry about that, I kept pulling him out of there because he's trying to embarrass me." 

"Embarrass you? How?" You found the cave you had gone down and made your way to your things. 

"Well, um, he- where are you? On the server I mean." It was a bit odd to you that he was stuttering this much, he was usually very confident in himself, but you made no comment on it. 

"I'm in a cave getting my things back, I'll put my cords in chat, I'm not far from my house," You gathered your things before quickly typing into chat, and running to the mouth of the cave to get back home.

There's a beat of comfortable silence as you emerge seeing Sapnap running towards you in the distance. 

"Hi, hello!" You crouched at him once he'd gotten close enough. He giggled and answered back, "Hi," as he crouched in return. 

"So why's George trying to embarrass you?" you asked making your way back to your house, Sapnap following close behind. "He keeps saying some bullshit that I don't believe, so I've come to just- just ask you." 

Your stomach began to fill with butterflies, but you shot down your hopes and tried to keep a level voice, "Oh? What have you come to ask me, Mr. Sapnap?" You opened the door to your house and entered to turned around to face him once more.

He crouched his character and took a breath, "George has this idea that when we- when we flirt, it's not just a bit. And, I just wanted to ask you," he comes closer a bit, as your air catches in your throat, "is it just- do you see it as just a bit?"

'Because I don't,' the words die on his tongue, not wanting to sway your next words.

You sat for a second, thoughts going a million miles a minute as you finally find the will to say, "Sap, I–" 

"Its okay if you do, I mean yeah, like if thats how you see it then that's how I see it too, yknow? I don't want to make you uncomfortable or anything and the last thing I want to do is ruin the friendship we just started like a week ago, and I–" His nervous ramblings are cut short when you hit his character, a smile finding its way onto your face. 

"Sap, we really need to start letting people finish their fuckin sentences," you laugh, your nerves building again but you decide to say fuck it and push through before you chicken out, "I was going to say… I don't know if it's just a bit or not but, if you're okay with it… I wouldn't mind taking the flirting a bit more seriously?" A nervous smile settled on your features, the butterflies in your stomach going wild, as you waited for his answer. 

Another beat of silence as Sapnap gathered his scattered briancells to finally form a coherent thought. "I- yeah, yeah, I'd love to," a relieved laugh turns into a genuine one after he realizes, "Oh my god, George was right." 

You grin, nerves now mostly gone, "Motherfucker really was tired of our bullshit, huh?" Easy laughter flowed between you two before another Discord ping rung out.

George had joined the call, presumably to gloat about being right, but instead: "Hey uh, y/n? You do realize you're still streaming, right?"

[lilikags]

This is a little appreciation for all the moots I have! <3 This is long, so it’ll start below the cut. Just some words for this blog first:

✤ To all my followers: Thank you for your support! I appreciate it so much, and I hope to give you all the content you signed up for as soon as possible.  ✤ If you have a matchup or request sent and it’s been a while, I’m sorry >~< I only have enough time to create one content post/day, and I’ll definitely get to it! I will be busy August though, so I will be inactive for a few weeks due to it. I’ll try to get as much writing as possible though!  ✤ As I have a bunch of matchups and requests, I won’t be opening up my surprises for 500 followers yet, I will be doing them after I finish them. Keep your eyes peeled though! 

Dearest @kadoui,  As always, each appreciation letter starts with you. You brought me here to tumblr from a place I do not want to mention, and I always hate how we always miss each other on discord (┬┬﹏┬┬) I really hope we can vc as our og woh group so do let us know what time u wanna vc- In all nostalgia, I really started to love you /p (platonic) when our writing club in the hs au was active, and you’re so creative. You’ve been a huge inspiration to me, and one day, I will use our hanahaki au ides in my fics :>

Dear @rinemoon,  I cannot begin to fathom what kind of angst I would be writing (it would be none) without you and I sincerely love the hanahaki angst au ideas we came up with last summer. I can’t belive we’ve been friends for over a year and I treasure each and every one of our memories together. Keep singing, I believe in Rinnie Voice Supremacy !!

For my bestie @kazuqha, BESTIE- if I had not joined the server because of Sophie i would NOT be where I am today and friends with all of you and talking in the Liyue Harbor server and I would not be able to simp for Kazuha with you- oh gosh, we’re two clowns but I’m the smaller one :lh_oop: 

Fellow clowns @astrealia and @help-wtf-am-i-even-doing, We are clowns and we are proudly so. We run a server chaotically, and modding is when we get serious but what do we know other than setting up a server /j We are the broke Qixing except Taz has a wallet 😳 /lh lmao we are chaotic clowns and I enjoy clowning with you.

To @serowotonin & @nightshade-shot, Hey girls we like chilling and sometimes sharing braincells between the three of us and that’s really cool. What english-

Sincere apology & thanks to @test-tube, I think you followed for Voices of Teyvat and you went and got me being a clown, thank you for sticking with me. Kat, you are on my dash like every day- Anyways if I come into your inbox randomly with some weird statement it’s because I feel very familiar/casual with you so -3-

Yo, @oiphity, my other braincell, ISIDORE I MUST CONFESS I COULDN’T MEMORIZE YOUR NAME UNTIL,,, recently-ish,,, my brain put you as oiphity for the longest time whoop. I love our cursed E7 thoughts and we should continue making more,,, oh and that reminds me i still have a tab open to reply to the taking djb to burlington post whoop- i will be taking my time /j

Hello @spookii-does-stuff​,  Greetings to our local tenebria simp. If you have any questions about E7 please do ask :> I like feeling knowledgeable xD I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO PLAYS BOTH E7 AND GENSHIN SO YES (yes you and ily)

To those in the Liyue Harbor server: This is not Liyue harbor, it’s run by broke “qixing” and a chaotic port, what is this /s /lh In any case, I love you all, keep being the chaotic bunch you are and keep the server alive ilysm no breaking rules i wrote them 

To those in the Attack on Academia server: I love talking to you guys and you’ve helped me as a writer so much, and this recent collab has been great! I’m so glad Pink got me to join ehe. I wouldn’t have been able to meet all of you otherwise! A special shoutout to Ze @reddriot​ for helping me out sm <333

And to everyone else reading this: If I didn’t tag you and you’re a moot I’m so sorry but I’m writing this at 10 PM- BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU I LOVE YOUR PRESENCE ON MY DASH AND PLEASE INTERACT BECAUSE I SUCK AT GOING INTO INBOXES 

[willddheartt]

24 Days | Wilbur Soot

30 days to fall in love with someone? Sounds easy right? It would be if that person wasn’t so unbelievably annoying in almost every sense.

You’re not sure how you found yourself in this situation, but you were positive there was no backing out now…

Series Warnings: Mostly fluff and angst, and a very poorly constructed enemies to lovers plot.

Word Count: 1685

Masterlist Series Masterlist

24 Days

It was Friday, you were in the middle of doing your two-hour-long stream that you did every Friday. Since you took weekends off from your own streams you did a long one every week. It worked out, you seemed to get a lot more views on Friday anyways.  All the donos seemed to ask about you and Wilbur, you forced a smile to tell everyone you guys were well and that you’re very happy together. The viewers seemed to be happy with your responses and didn't catch you falter.  You were on the DreamSMP cleaning up things and repairing things from any creeper explosions, as having holes in the walkways annoyed you to no end because it didn't look pleasing to the eye. Many ties you were passed by Fundy, Tubbo, and even Tommy.  The in-game chat stated to be spammed by Tommy, VC 2 VC 2 VC 2 over and over again. 

“Well chat, let’s see what Tommy wants,” You giggled and switched to discord.  “Hello Tommy,” You smiled, wondering what type of shenanigans he was up to today, you noticed he was also streaming so you knew it was something that was going to be very entertaining to the stream.  “Y/N!” He yelled  “Tommy!” You yelled back, matching his energy.  “How do you do?” His sudden calm tone almost made you burst into a fit of laughter.  “I do well, Thomas. What are you up to tonight?” You asked, smiling to yourself when using his full name.  “Well, you see, Y/N. See here’s the thing. I am out of supplies, I don’t even have iron to my name Y/N-” “Do you want me to help you get some?” You offered, cutting him off  “Well, actually I was hoping you could just give me some.”  “Tommy,” You laughed, “That’s- unfortunately, that not how it works my friend.” You paused, taking a sip of your water, “I am more than willing to help you go mining, I know a pretty good spot actually, but I’m not going to just give you stuff for nothing.”  “C’mon Y/N you could write it off your taxes as a charity donation,”  You had to give it to him, although Tommy could be annoying at times he was so effortlessly funny, you were almost certain that he didn't even have to try. 

“Ah yes, hang on let me see what I have to give to Tommy’s charity fund,” You laughed, looking through your inventory, pondering for a few moments, making it look like you were going to give him half your stack of iron only our stream before clicking to the three seeds you’d picked up some time ago and throwing them at his feet. His character's head went from looking at you to the seeds, then back to you and back to the seeds again, you pulled up his stream on your other monitor so you could see his face, trying so hard to not burst out into laughter when you saw his unamused look. 

Feeling bad you pulled up a donation, giving Tommy Five bucks so the text-to-speech would work, “Tommy Charity Fund.” You sent and waited for it to go through.  He paused, hearing the dono tts voice, before looking back up at you in the game.  “Fuck you,” He said running away. You couldn't suppress your laughter any longer and it all fell out at once, chat exploded into laughter and emotes, everyone found it hilarious.

A few seconds after you were still in the voice chat with Tommy, he had ventured off to go mining, I guess stealing from people wasn't going well. Since the last war, nobody has really been gathering supplies, taking a break from the lore to just get things done around the server. Tommy still bringing up the ‘charity fund’ you found it hilarious. 

“You’re a bitch you know that,” He mumbled, you knew he was only joking, with Tommy you never took anything to heart, if he had a true problem with you, you know he would message you privately.  “Tommy,” Wilbur's voice came over discord, making you jump slightly.  “Hi Wilbur,” He said, sounding like a little kid when their mom gets them in trouble.  “Apologize to Y/N.'' Wilbur's voice was playful, yet stern, sounding exactly like the older brother who was put in charge of his younger siblings. 

After a second, you could see Tommy bow his head on his stream that was still pulled up on your other monitor.  “Sorry, Y/N. You’re not a bitch.” He said  “It’s okay Tommy,” You chuckled  “Thank you.” Spoke Wilbur before leaving the voice chat. 

You and Tommy stayed on call until his stream ended. You were left alone, talking to your chat. Without anyone else there to keep a consistent conversation you started to daze off, forgetting you were on stream, yawning and leaning forward onto your desk. Your back hurt from how long you’d been sat in front of the monitor. 

Your discord made a noise again, but this time you didn’t bother tabbing out to see who had joined.  “Hey, Y/N,” Wilburs soft voice came across your headphones  “Will,” You smiled, sitting up  “You look tired, how long have you been up?” He asked 

You looked at the clock, it was only 11 PM but you could have sworn it was later.  “Since one,”  “AM or PM?” Will asked  You looked down, “AM,” You mumbled. “You should go to bed,” He said You sighed, knowing he could break you eventually, as your eyelids were drooping shut and your eyes were burning. “Its not even that long, Wil, I’m fine.” You argued 

“How long have you been streaming?” Wilbur asked  “I’m almost at my five hour mark, I’m like forty-five minutes away,”  “End your stream early and get ready for bed than we can chat,” His voice was soft and warm speaking over your stream, your chat exploded, loving Wilbur and you together.  “But I’m so close, just a few more minutes,” You sighed, tabbing out of your game and switching the stream to a full face cam. “I’m sure they wont mind if you end a little early, you've been streaming for a while, love.” He continued, slowly wearing you down. “I can even entertain your chat for a bit while you go get ready for bed, or even make yourself a cup of tea, then when you come back, it will be close enough that you can end the stream, how does that sound?”  You sighed, knowing he had won. You looked at chat and back to the timer of how long you've been on stream, “Okay.” You nodded. 

“Alright Chat, I’m sorry for ending early but you heard the man. Next week will be extra long to make up for this, I promise.” You said, looking at the chat, everyone was spamming ‘goodnight’ and ‘goodbye’  “It was nice spending this fine evening with you all, but I must go now, I will see everyone Monday. Bye!” You ended stream 

“Hi, Wilbur,” You smiled to yourself after ending stream  “I’m going to call your number now, and you can go get ready for bed, okay?” He said  “Alright, Wil,” you nodded, closing all the windows you had open on your pc. 

After shutting everything off you grabbed what you needed and went to the bathroom. Wilbur called you halfway through taking your makeup off, you had eyeliner smudged all around your eyes when you answered his facetime.  When his face popped up on your screen, he was wearing his glasses and a big smile, his hair was a mess and he was already in bed. 

“Getting ready for bed?” He asked, as if he didn't already know.  “Of course,” You shook your head, leaning closer to the mirror making sure you had all the bits of makeup taken off before washing your face with warm water  Picking up your phone you held up a peace sign, making Wil laugh and attempt to take a sneaky screenshot.  “Hey, no, delete that, I look terrible.” You quickly argued after hearing the noise.  “You do not.” He was fast to respond. “You look refreshed, you're glowing.” you shook your head at him as you walked back to your room through the dark house. 

Your roommate had already gone to bed, close to an hour ago. You were always the last person up, being an internet person with many American friends who are in a different time zone and a night owl at heart. You flopped down into your soft pillows, pulling your duvet over yourself and propping your phone up on your laptop so you could still see Wilbur and he could see you. You pulled the corner of the blanket up to hide your face. 

“Don't do that, I want to see your face,” Wilbur frowned.  “No you don’t,” You shook your head  “Yes,” He spoke, “I do.” You moved the blanket so it wasn't all the way covering your face but it was still pulled up enough that your shoulders were covered.  “You realize next week you’ll be here for your stream?” Wilbur said.  “I do now,” You pinched the bridge of your nose, “I’m sorry, I didn't think of that,”  “Its okay, you can stream from my computer,” He smiled. “It will surprise chat,”  “Oh my god, can you imagine, they're going to go crazy,” You chuckled  “They will,”

Wilbur continued to tell you about how he was truly getting excited to have you meet him in person, but his soft voice had been lulling you to sleep, your eyelids struggling to stay open and your warm bed weighing you down. Eventually you were out. Wilbur didn't notice until he asked you a question and did not respond. Your laptop screen was still shining light on you, and he saw you were asleep against the black screen, smiling at you. He snuck another screenshot, making sure the sound was off this time. 

“Goodnight, Y/N.” He said sweetly before getting comfortable in bed himself and slowly drifting off. 

[peppermin]

KarlNap Chapter 1

This will be posted on A03 as well. I would go there for the series and longer chapters. This is basically a preview in a way

TW: Internalized Homophobia

Nick yawned, running his hands through his hair. The rain lightly hit his window, he placed his hand on it enjoying the cold feeling. The pc's light illuminated his face in the dark casting sharp shadows on his face. Nick lazily scrolled through twitter. Liking a few pictures of fanart. His phone lit up followed by a sharp ding. Reaching out he pulls it towards him. Slightly tilting it up. A smile crossed his face when he saw it was a message from Karl. He clicked on it.

>Karl<

HEYY!! Wanna join my stream today?

Nick looked back at his computer eyes glancing over the time. 10 pm.

>Nick<

Depends lol, what are you doing

>Karl<

Messing around on Dream SMP, gonna work on Kinoko Kingdom

Nick sat up opening discord and minecraft. Sleep could wait. He always enjoyed joining Karl’s streams.

>Karl<

Ready when you are VC5

Switching tabs to discord he joined VC5. “HELLO!?” Karl loudly exclaimed. “Hey.” Nick responded logging onto Dream SMP.

“Come to Kinoko Kingdom.”

“Already on my way there.” Nick said heading towards the new kingdom. Sprint jumping along the way he made it there quickly. All that was there was a half built library and the squid pool. There was definitely a lot of work to do. Karl tossed him a couple of mushrooms and bone meal, “I need you to get me some more mushroom blocks.” Nick groaned but took the items moving to find a dark place to grow them. Someone joined the vc. Quackity’s loud voice rang out “HELLOOOOOOO”.

Nick winced, quickly turning down his sound. “Hey.” Nick greeted back. “QUACKITY!!!!!!” Quackity joined the game as he talked, “What are we doing today, I'm ready to pop off!”

“Finishing the library!”

“Yeah, and he's making me do all the work.” Nick chuckled

“Not true, You should be happy you're on my stream.” Karl said jokingly.

Nick sprinted back to Karl crouching down in front of him. “I’ll do it for a kiss.” Nick said slowly moving closer to him. Karl crouched down as well making loud kissy noises Nick joined in. Quackity rushed over hitting them both. “Hey, Hey, Hey that's my husband!!!” He yelled standing in front of Karl. Nick straightened up hitting Quackity, but instead of using fists like Quackity had he was using his sword. Quackity screamed attempting to run away. Quackity was slain by Sapnap popped up on the screen. Nick loudly laughed taking his stuff. “Give it back!” Quackity yelled. Nick just laughed., only throwing half of his items back.

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Nick laid in his bed, Karls stream had just ended. The rain had subsided leaving behind small puddles and howling wind. He laid snuggled in blankets, Clay always kept the house cold. Nick scrolled through Twitter, unable to sleep. A picture of Karl crossed his screen. He was in his frog hoodie. Karls fluffy brown hair was slightly tousled. Nick liked it, smiling slightly.

An owl lightly hooted outside. Nick clicked on the tweet, typing out a reply. ‘U look so cute.’ He snickered at the little joke they had going on. The fans seemed to enjoy it. He moved on continuing to scroll. An image popped up. It was a fan art of him and Karl. Karl and him were in each other's arms. Both holding a heart. Written above it was ‘Happy Valentines day’. A pit formed in his stomach. Nick was fine with fanart but seeing him seen shipped with Karl…… Made him feel weird.

It made him nervous. Sure he brought it upon himself by flirting with Karl on streams. But what if people thought he was gay? Nick knew there wasn't anything wrong with being gay. He wasn't homophobic, he fully supported gay people. His mind wandered back to his dad. “You wouldn't abandon your kid if they were gay, but you'd wonder where you went wrong.” Nick shook his head scowling at the memory turning around. He didn't want to think about his dad right now.

[chaoticresources]

olá, poderia me ajudar? tem alguma forma simples de salvar foto do instagram ou simplesmente copiar a imagem? que dê pra salvar também as fotos que eles postam em mais de uma postagem sabe, aquelas q eles postam 3,4 de uma vez só. Vc sabe algum jeito?

Hey, so I guess you are trying to save ig pictures, here is how: 

If you have access to a computer, you can save an Instagram photo by identifying the image file in the page source.

Tap the three dots on any photo post in the Instagram app to copy the URL and paste it into an email to yourself.

If you're already viewing Instagram from the desktop web, you can tap the three dots at the bottom of any post and then tap Go to post to view its post page.

When you access the photo URL on the desktop web, just right click and select View Page Source to open a new tab with all the code.

The image file ends in .jpg. You can use the keyword finder function by typing Ctrl+F or Cmd+F and entering .jpg in the search field.

The first .jpg you find should be the image file. Using your cursor, highlight everything from https://instagram. to .jpg and copy it.

Paste it into the URL field of your web browser and you'll see the image appear, which you'll be able to right click on and select Save As to save it to your computer.

[breanne-says-boo]

U might not be the right person to ask but ur the only VC blog I follow anymore lol so maybe you know someone to point me to- what ever happened to the TV show? It seemed like there was so much information coming out at once and for the past months it has seemed like radio silence

Hey I’m sorry for the late reply, I’ve been mega sick for the past week, but I’m glad to be your source for VC content!

I think Anne has been working hard on getting everything ready for Blood Communion’s release, and from the last video she and Chris did regarding the tv series, she did mention that the next big announcement would be where the tv series would be hosted (Hulu as we found out) and after that there would be some waiting time.

Via twitter, it looks like Chris is still working hard on the script with Anne (I assume that's what this post is about):https://twitter.com/AnneRiceAuthor/status/1041806726251503616?s=20

There may be some casting consideration already happening, as actor Alexander Vlahos has been busy, but has also been keeping tabs on Anne’s posts about the series, and Anne has previous mentioned interest in his show Versailles: https://twitter.com/vlavla/status/1019253146563072000?s=20

They also just had a death in the family, which could be a reason for some of the silence: https://twitter.com/chrisricewriter/status/1038981051924668416?s=20

[psyclownsis]

What is date night like for Harley and some of her bfs & gfs?

joker:

dc says that date night with joker always involves killing people and i am here to tell you that’s FAKE. date night with joker only SOMETIMES involves killing people. other things include:

getting super dolled up and going out to a fancy restaurant (the iceberg is a good one because oswald always treats his guests right and he knows the kind of stuff clowns like... of course, this hinges on oswald not wanting to throttle them both at the time)

going on a shopping spree (they may or may not pay for anything with money that may or may not be theirs)

going to amusement mile!!!!!

honestly they’ll do just about any typical date thing as long as they can get through the date without everyone making a big scene and ruining their fun because they’re “certified nutjobs” or “wanted criminals” or “oh god it’s the joker run before he kills us all”

ivy:

she likes to take ivy to natural history museums and botanical gardens and stuff because, while plants may not be harley’s jam, they are certainly her girlfriend’s jam, and watching ivy get totally engrossed in plant stuff is something harley will never get tired of

harley and ivy will also go to fancy restaurants, have spa dates, go to the movies, etc., but ivy prefers to do stuff that doesn’t involve being around a lot of people

breaking into a museum and stealing a priceless artifact? of course

they go to pet stores/animal shelters and give cuddles to all the cuddly animals and while this is a totally self-serving act they also are socializing the animals so the people in charge like, can’t technically get mad at them for it, so between that and being notorious supercriminals they pretty much get off scott free (and maybe with a new kitten!)

black mask:

fancy dinners but probably at his penthouse or mansion or whatever idk where roman lives other than the steel mill

fancy parties for rich people in gotham (he complains about how much he hates everyone and then they get into secret discussions about gruesome ways he should kill them)

idk he’s black mask he doesn’t strike me as a very date-savvy type of guy lmao

john bishop:

restaurants that were recommended to him or “jessica” but within 5 minutes they realize it’s either awful and cheap or way too fancy and it’s awkward but they make a good effort to be not awkward

walks in the park where bishop probably points out all the sketchy people so he doesn’t have to deal with Feelings(TM) and she’s like “has anyone told you that you have serious problems dealing with Feelings(TM)”

she keeps vague tabs on him via the gcpd and if he gets beat up she’ll stop by his apartment like hey i brought you some beer want to get drunk while i put ice packs on you

do his court-mandated therapy sessions count as a date for the purposes of this discussion? yes. yes they do

harley going out and doing some supervillain nonsense, bishop almost arresting her, harley almost letting him

harley as a supervillain being very flirtatious, even more flirtatious than usual, super jumbo extra deluxe flirtatious, bishop getting a migraine because of it

idk what happens after she turns herself in to arkham and he probably finds out that he was dating harley quinn the whole time but that’s a whole big can of worms in and of itself so let’s not go there

norman:

doesn’t do dates very well because he’s a homebody and also a serial murderer who is constantly anxious about getting found out (smh)

that said there are probably a lot of rinkydink county fairs/town festivals/etc. that go on nearby so she drags him out to those and they win stuffed animals for each other and share milkshakes and it’s cute as fuck

drive-in movies

*cecil baldwin vc* going to the diner and ordering a slice of pie!

going on walks around all the random undeveloped fields along the old highway and probably saying gross shit like “dang it’s beautiful here, if i ever get killed by a creepy truck driver this is where i’d want him to leave my body” “i’ll keep that in mind”

murder

cleaning up said murder

being questioned by the police and denying any involvement in said murder

having total psychotic breakdowns and trying to kill each other

ana:

they’re not technically gfs yet but listen. liSTEN

she’s not above plagiarizing catwoman’s deal and stealing random stuff just so the silver lining chases her across the city and then when she finally catches up they can say a lot of double entendres and maybe make weird mask-wearing love on a rooftop where neighbors can probably see them

strength contests w/ arm-wrestling and carnival games

“hey babe what’s up i brought nail polish and face masks” “harley you can’t keep breaking into my house like this”