Melissa is the perfect character to stick in a Severance AU in a position of power cuz you KNOW she treats all the severed employees like her little pets. this is the best job she's ever had, she gets to come into work and play with them and punish them when they're bad. it's so fun for her. and Paul is her favorite work pet of course. this is why she stalks him outside of work. she's like the inverse of Ms Cobel - she's obsessed with outie Mark, Melissa's obsessed with innie Paul
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Even if you, personally, don't hate Discord's new UI, I am begging ya'll to still send them the following feedback:
"The changes made to Dark Mode are an accessibility issue due to the lack of a low contrast option for those who need it."
The previous dark gray was never ideal, tbh, but it was still worlds better than what we have now. As someone who can feasibly get by with the new dark mode but vastly prefers low contrast, and as someone who knows people who do need low contrast -- please tell them about this problem.
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Gourmand why are you like this. How can you make living things out of the blue fruit you ate 3 minutes ago. How do you make a living breathing fucking snail? You can't even eat it, and yet you can spit it out, how the hell does that work? Put that thing back!!! Why is it alive??
And how can you make a goddamn neuron from an overseer and. What was this.... Hold on
AND KARMA FLOWER. And how can you make an overseer from neuron+ANYTHING!!!!! FROM ANYTHING!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
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Secret Life Session 1 Tasks and Health
Bdubs: “Make your base deeply uncomfortable to use and look at” (SUCCESS), 29 Hearts
Bigb: “Dig a big hole. All the way down. At least 3x3. Make it your base if you want.” (SUCCESS), 24 1/2 Hearts
Cleo: “Build your base directly above another players above ground” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts
Etho: “Collect 4 beds without being caught and place them on a shrine” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts
Gem: “Convince someone to take a leap of faith and make sure they take no damage.” (SUCCESS), 30 hearts
Grian: “Make 3 bad jokes and get NO laughs” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts
Impulse: “Make Cherrywood your entire identity” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts
Jimmy: "Break 5 crafting tables while they are being used" (SUCCESS), 17 1/2 Hearts
Joel: “Plug the Life Merch at the worst possible times to other players at least 4 times.” (SUCCESS), 20 1/2 Hearts
Lizzie: “Write a poem about another player and read it to them” (SUCCESS), 29 1/2 Hearts
Martyn: “Build an identical base to another player” (SUCCESS), 15 1/2 Hearts
Mumbo: “Make a pun at every opportunity in a 5 minute conversation, minimum of 3 successful puns” (SUCCESS), 28 Hearts
Pearl: “Get 3 players to gift you their heart” (SUCCESS), 28 Hearts
Scar: (Normal Task:) “Call people anything but their username for at least 30 minutes of this session.” (FAIL), (Hard Task:) “Come up with a nickname for another player and convince at least 2 other people to use it.” (SUCCESS), 22 1/2 Hearts
Scott: “Build your base directly and obnoxiously attached to someone else’s” (SUCCESS), 30 Hearts
Skizz: “Don’t be further than 10 blocks from GeminiTay for 10 minutes. One attempt only.” (SUCCESS), 25 Hearts
Tango: “Get Scar to talk about Star Wars for over 60 seconds” (SUCCESS), 22 1/2 Hearts
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Remember that Lethal Company Digital Circus AU I asked about like a few weeks ago or something?
Yeah well I made two designs for it
Say hello to Jax and Pomni! I have a decent amount of ideas for this AU that I will doodle for fun eventually (if I don't lose motivation that is).
I plan on mainly fucking around with this AU and its silly concepts. All you need to know is it has apocalyptic silly vibes of them traveling to different planets and collecting stuff. Basically Lethal Company but with the cast, it will have a silly twist and spin to it tho.
Anyway if you want to see more or have any questions my ask box is open! o7
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– this whole - the dancing, singing, pole...raising. it is all rather ridiculous... 'midsummer'. i fail to... see the point of this human... invention. for once.
arvo's words were slurred, uneven - as if merely letting them past his lips was a great effort... this was, no doubt, influenced by the drink in his hand, resting on his stomach. folke, who had, in fact, brewed the alcohol that they were drinking, giggled - not exactly sober himself.
– i'm... the only human here, arvo. remember...
– no kraksi, or crakam, in sartrill, raises a huge, leafy pole for long summer days, that much i know.
– okay, haha - the pole thing... the pole thing is entirely human, probably. but... gullmar - tomtar, celebrate 'solvarvir' around the same time... trolls celebrate, uh... oh, curses, i'll butcher it... 'rawr - owa'... rawrr - oh wra? rawr... haha!
arvo opened one of his eyes slowly, fighting against some kind of weight that has, somehow, been set upon them - in order to look at the human beside him, still struggling to pronounce the foreign word correctly. a corner of the basilisk's lips twitched upwards.
– hm. nevermind what i said. there is a certain element of entertainment present, i suppose...
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