#yeah thatll do

[hatchet-boy]

Spn text post memes I made bcoz I got bored :)

[fatyaoi]

it might be a year late, but i am Nothing if not a man of my word

[dogboyklug]

Now go, use all of your disposable income to buy our wife and our's biographical videogame!

We would distribute it freely to all American citizens, but we need the money for... something.

...Hey, Sam, if we keep it vague enough d'you think they'll believe we're working on season four?

really really REALLY enjoyed making this!!!!!!!!

sketches are available on ko-fi [link]!!! i also made like 10 alt versions. yay!

[an-theduckin]

Potassium headcanons! :3

-Is a very dry texter but super energetic irl

-Stims alot

-Loves drinking water, it's her fav drink

-Takes care of her health alot

-Loves wearing dresses n skirts

-British

-Overly emotional and a drama queen

-Optimist

[indihome-suck]

so have you heard abt those two batik air pilots that fell asleep during flight and miraculously didnt crash their plane

I'm sorry for taking so long to answer this but the WHAT

[specksizedgoddess]

I guess you might be touchy about gaining "worshippers" (don't want to regain too much of your divine influence, after all), but as someone with undiagosed Sleepy Bitch Disorder, I appreciate the loving care you've graced me with.

We don't have to call it an "offering" or a "sacrifice" but I'll leave out a thimble full of milk, a chunk of a cookie, and a cozy matchbox bed on my nightstand if you wanna stop by! Just ignore the little tangle of razor wire... surely you wouldn't get caught playing with that, right?

AHDHHSHDHHAH GAHGWHAH GOD EXACTLY EXACTLY PPLEASE <33333

I'm sorry, I know how silly it is, but I. I just need this <333

Hun, you are my target disciples... I just want to bless all the sleepy girls with warm, comforting rest, a brief alieve from day to day life- GOD I JUST. PLEEASE <333

ALSO THATS ADORABLE??? Just imagine waking up to find a tiny little goddess sighing as she enjoys the "offerings"... she doesn't need to eat, exactly, but she enjoys the feeling, and wants to show her thanks-

... and. no comment on the razor wire, I would never 😵‍💫

[sun-e-chips]

Creating a DCA au OC without the poofy long pants feels so cursed to me.

It just would make absolutely no sense in their context but ackkk it feels so wrong.

[kintrash413]

Chapter Three of my JohnDirk vampire AU is out :D

[shittywriterbrain]

i was looking up the founding year of the boy scouts and stumbled upon this article complaining about the boy scouts of america changing their name to "scouting america" to be more inclusive. it's the dumbest shit i've ever read but it does have an absolutely amazing idea

this is not happening. Anywhere. but it should!!!

[orallech]

Reading this classic x men issue from like 1986 with magneto in it he’s wreaking havoc in Australia and New Zealand. How’s this man getting to Australian in his full red getup with the cape and helmet. Is he floating his ass all the way there via his powers for like hours? Did he take a commercial flight? Also he just has a robot nanny made specifcally to keep the x men locked up in this weird place i guess. And he gave the robot a red bob thats shaped like his helmet.

[velveteen-vampire]

“You killed my brother,” she says. “And left me. Like this.”

Iris is left with permanent damage after surviving the incident with the Final Weapon. X is determined to help her make a full recovery both physically and mentally. Meanwhile, Zero is running from his problems.

hey um. hey uh. um. who wants to read my iris lives au?

[igneous-crocnroll]

Inspired by my friend, I doodled a lil creacher named and inspired after a song! Meet Pizzicato Samba, Samba for their friends!

[goreforum]

i'm so happy dancing while the grim reaper cuts, cuts, cuts, but he can't get me!

[nuclearnerves]

slamming my head against the concrete because of how much i love mean women

[gorbongweedman]

i need to consume Darnold content right meow ive had a Darnold Deficiency(TM) and i need my legion (like. 5 of you tisms (i love you all <3)) to find me Darnold things. it is not a want but a need

[crippleclikkie]

sometimes people look like they got too many fingers or toes. they don't, but my brain still goes AAAAA! too many