#(he does. yay!)

[chiangyorange]

the chain but on a scale of who says hooray yippee and wahoo

is this anything.

[zivazivc]

I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh

edit: part two

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]

[blondedsixties06]

Hii curly

[911onao3]

[nibbelraz]

Pls consider MBJ looking between his spy and his spy's didi and just trying to make sense of these two

POV: you are Mobei Jun looking at your loyal servant glare absolute murderous daggers at you while his younger brother (that you didn't know about) is just staring at you weirdly

[wojtekaneko]

John design, based on this post. He's a worm, he's a bird, he's a tree, he's whoever he wants to be. But most importantly he is a kitchen faucet! Love drawing him! Closeups under the cut c:

[mokadevs]

save me

[andminnequin]

[stump-not-found]

i'm collecting bill warmup pages like thay're chemical burns

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 207

Danny does not come out of the portal. 

In fact, he’s lost. Very lost. He just wants to go home and is getting scared of everything around him because he doesn’t know what’s going on. But! But he’s found an (admittedly also terrifying) castle or keep or whatever they’re called that all the ghosts avoid!

It never exactly enters his mind that they might have been avoiding such a place for a reason. 

In unrelated news, the first thing Fright Knight sees after his sword was (accidentally) knocked free from its prison is not a blob ghost- they’ve done it a few times over the eternities- but a ghostling. A newborn ghostling, who promptly bursts into tears to his genuine horror. What did he do?!

[tubbytarchia]

I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional

[0vergrowngraveyard]

so a lot of people, when they make tails a kitsune, make it so he’s an adult when he reaches the next mark to grow a third tail

but what if he wasn’t an adult? what if he still had the body if a kid until his third tail grows in and that’s when he starts growing into his teenage years, and by the time his fourth (maybe even his fifth) grows that’s when he’s considered an adult?

cause like imagine, hes watching all of his friend grow up but he still looks like a little kid. sonic, knuckles, amy and his other teenage friends have become adults. cream and charmy have gone through their embarrassing preteen phases and are starting to get into their teenage ones. they’re all growing up, but tails isn’t.

maybe puberty and his growth spurt are just late, but he’s around sixteen by this point and those don’t come that late. something’s obviously wrong but he doesn’t know what

sonic tries his best to cheer him up. he tells him that this means he’ll always have baby-of-the-group privileges and he can still be carried around. tails appreciates his efforts, but it doesn’t help.

some of his friends have children and he’s as tall as they are. a few years later and some are even taller than him and it’s enraging because why hasn’t he grown? why isn’t he physically changing? he’s done being a little kid, he doesn’t want to be one anymore. he doesn’t want to be left behind but he is.

finally, he discovers the reason. while exploring around some ruins on his own (sonic has gotten too old to join him), he finds information about them. he’s a kitsune, an ancient species said to live for hundreds of years. of course tails hasn’t grown at all. in his lifespan, he’s still a child.

tails breaks down in big brother’s arms over this. his worst fears are coming true. he’s going to be left behind by everyone he knows. hell, he’s already over a hundred years old and he had no idea.

when his friends start dying of old age, there’s a dull pain at the base of tails’s spine and his limbs ache. he’s angry. he’s angry at the world. he’s angry at his friends (tho he knows it’s unjustified. they can’t stop time) and he’s angry at any other kitsune out there. where are they? why weren’t they there for him? why did he have to be raised by and grow attached to someone who’d only be alive for a fraction of his lifetime?

tails stands at sonic’s funeral a few inches taller than he was years ago. a third tail lies limply behind him as his two other ones wrap around his legs. his body is finally changing for the first time in a hundred years, and he’ll have to go through those changes alone.

he got to watch his friends and family grow old, but no one will watch him become a preteen

[sharffffff]

Water: (trying to figure out Pesto the Snail's pronouns) They/them?

Pesto jumps in agreement

Water: They/them! Pesto the they/them! I love they/them! Yippee!

Water: That's the one of the three main pronouns that I don't have. I'm he/she, and you're they. And together we make a perfect trio!

[velociheroviridi]

Having some thoughts™

What if Sonic couldn't feel pain? (Aka congenital insensitivity to pain)

Thinking maybe he has to do a manual check of his body post-battles to see what wounds he has. Used to have Tails help him when he was younger but he doesn't want him to see how hurt he gets sometimes nowadays. And sometimes he misses stuff

[giddlygoat]

based on this au i made. don’t worry, i’m sure they’ll work it out