Not wanna toot that horn but if Germany's act had run for Sweden, they'd have gotten a lot of points.
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Just saw a 14 y.o. posting "oh i love sm mindfang, shes so sexy <33" and i refrained myself from saying "yeah i too love pedo women <333"
Praise me for my self control
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I watch omitb with my dad, at some point. Also Ben wasn't talking to a person in his dressing room.
My dad waits so long to watch the show, I've seen seven episodes and yesterday we watched the first three.
When Mabel and Tobert were watching Ben talk to someone in his dressing room I said "What if he's talking to those cookies?" and the scene went on and my dad said "yeah he's talking to those cookies."
You heard (read) it there folks
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“Just me, steppin’ back around to remind you that unless you’re blood family or I’m fuckin’ you, I don’t keep the Exterminators away!”
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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please please please remember that no matter what your manager says, it is never that serious. unless you are literally performing surgery or defusing a bomb, it simply is not that serious
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Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy
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With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.
Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)
You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯
The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)
You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω\*))
This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D
Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪
Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.
If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O
I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)
Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ^皿^)っ
Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.
If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.
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