#(same goes for ford)

[coniferouspines]

Stanley Pines is dying.

A good samaritan on the street found his unconscious body and decided to call an ambulance for him. Stan doesn’t remember everything that happened. He just knows that a few days and a multitude of tests later, he was unceremoniously diagnosed with a terminal illness in a random hospital in the middle of Oklahoma. Emphasis on terminal. The doctors tell him that without treatment, he has maybe two weeks to live.

Stan can’t afford treatment, nor the hospital bill he’s sure to be slapped with from his current stay. He sneaks out during the night shift and disappears. It’s one more debt added to the list but it’s not like it’s going to matter once he’s dead anyway. He finds the last place he left his car and spends the rest of the night awake in the backseat, wondering what he should do.

In the end, the conclusion is obvious: he wants to see his family. To say his final goodbyes to them in person. However, this brings a new dilemma. Stan’s family are all in different places. His parents in New Jersey, Shermie in California, and Stanford in Oregon. Stan, currently in Oklahoma, is stuck in the middle and with a decision to make.

He can’t visit them all. As much as he’d like to, Stan has neither the money, the gas, or the time to do so. He’d probably die before he could see all of them. He only has enough energy and resources to make it to one of them; he’ll have to be content with phone calls to the others to say his goodbyes.

When the morning comes, Stan gets into the driver’s seat and starts the engine of the car. He sits there for a moment, just breathing deeply. He has to pick a family member to see in person before he dies, and he doesn’t have a lot time, so he has to choose quickly.

It was never really a question.

He chooses Ford.

AKA a terminally ill Stanley makes his way up to Gravity Falls, Oregon to reunite with his brother. He wants to say his goodbyes and apologies in person before he dies. He’s not happy about dying, but he doesn’t think he has much to live for anyway, so he accepts it. He just wants to make things right between himself and Ford before it happens so he can go without regrets.

Stanford is not expecting his estranged twin to randomly show up looking like he’s literally on death’s door. Nor is he approving of Stanley’s plan to seemingly just lay down and die. Good thing Stan came to him. Now he’s given Ford a chance to do something about it.

All current research and projects get shoved aside as Ford focuses everything he has on a new, single task: take care of Stanley and save his life.

(Amazing addition by tinfoil-jones here)

[nenoname]

"And now I know why! He hates me!"

[rystiel]

idk what we’re all calling the concept of fiddlestan working together but i’m calling my version the portal partners AU 🙏🏼

[egginfroggin]

Really, Stan should have just stayed out of it. “… You’ve gotta be kidding me,” he muttered, and she cocked an eyebrow, lifting her chin. “I’m not, actually –” “A teenager,” he continued over her, shaking his head and wincing at the sting of his headache. “I got taken down by a damn teenager.” This was just embarrassing.

I have no excuse and words

Sure was fun to write though

[cryptic-underground]

I find it interesting that with Stan animal curse fics Ford, "icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines, that he believes he's better than any vet. This is usually brought upon by animal shifted Stan getting injured, and only when someone else suggests talking him to a vet to get looked at does Ford get appalled at the mear idea.

I think I've only had one fic I read, so far anyway, that he ended up getting persuaded to go through with it.

[homesickhalfling]

Sometimes I’m very disappointed by the internet, I wanted to find a gif set of Gary Oldman in Air Force One and found basically nothing?? How?

[buff-muffin]

I’ve fallen into a BAD one piece hyperfixation this past month and a half. Like you would think. Oh yeah one piece is a good show and it’s long, must be great YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM ON EPISODE 442. I only picked it back up mid to late November (I dropped it for a while at ep 72) IVE WATCHED 370 EPISODES IN LESS THEN TWO MONTHS I FINISH WHOLE ARCS IN A WEEK AND I CANT STOP.

I DON’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE WORLD, OR THE POWER SCALING, OR EVEN WHAT THE FUCK THE ONE PIECE ACTUALLY IS. IM JUST HERE FOR THE MONKEY AND I THINK HE’S GIVEN ME MENTAL ILLNESS.

[panbhonpan]

I'm gonna fricking explode-

[lovecrimeagh]

Sawyer looks quite like a classic whiskey girlie guy, but what if he actually liked..dessert wine?

[starlos-soulmate]

Gon start blocking people who actively ship and post bout B/lldip. Like why are y'all shipping that? That's a 12/13 year old child with a trillions year old demon. Like, kay, demon aside, that's still a tween/teen with a trillions year old guy. Like you guys have to age him up to even be with Bill, and that's even weirder cuz Bill knew Dipper when he was 12. So again, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?? THAT IS WEIRD. and not in a good way.

Never liked B/lldip and I found out why. Cuz it's freaking gross-

[misc-muses]

The Mystery Trio becoming somewhat of a local legend themselves; instead of "Oh, there's one mysterious science guy in the woods," it's "there's two (or maybe three?) guys that live in that house and we've come up with a list of possible scenarios of what they might doing, but don't want to go and ask in case it's a cult. Or maybe they're gay and want privacy. And we can respect that."

[astro-b-o-y-d]

So out of all the letters/numbers/symbols/etc I still need for Mabel's font, I only need to find about six. One I know I could probably find in one of the books I have and the rest could PROBABLY be fudged if I'm unable to find them.

So I'll likely get to work on actually making her font over the next few days.

[leafslittleworld]

I do think her name will probably stay McGucket because I don't really see a good one to change it to, but I do really like Viola-Jane Anion as a name

[corcnaiism]

;-- muse by isabel larosa is giving pandora AND bill @ ford vibes

[malusrecord]

((It's important to note that any content I write with any Bill rpers (I have none rn but I digress,) will be handled with the same objectivity, care, and etc that I put towards writing any toxic and problematic content.))

[ourladyoftheflytrap]

*if you own a hybrid or electric prius, please choose Toyota. Same goes with all other applicable hybrid/ev models that are owned by a listed company. The EV category is for vehicles like the rivian or tesla, for which the parent companies specialize in electric vehicles.

**if you do not have a driver's license, but have access to a household car that ppl drive you around in, please vote as if that car is your car.

Also please reblog <3 I'm so sad about all my 6 vote polls T_T