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[professional-bulshitter]

the bad kids 🤝 creating new entities that they eventually have to fight because they couldn't help but do it for the bit which, gave Brennan ideas which everyone knows is dangerous (case in point night yorb, bakarath, baron, and in some ways and very specific conditions all of kristen's deities)

[fuckupatoo]

what i love about Goliath is that in most other stories, he'd fit perfectly as a normal villain. just a strong guy who wants power and to rule over as many people as possible. but because everyone in morimens is trying to fuck up the human world with eldritch bullshit in one way or another, the moment he's out from under Miryam's power he has to begrudgingly join the good guy's 'save the world' coalition, just so there's humans left for him to rule over. he's born to be a power hungry asshole but forced to do lame good guy shit. and whenever he gets to escape narrative begrudging good guy jail, he's almost immediately made Miryam's servant again. complete failguy villain

[pickledpet]

Imagine that we're camping in the mountains and I leave the tent at night to go to the toilet. Or rather find a good spot to crouch down and do my business. I've been feeling weird and achey all evening so you're not surprised when already half asleep, hear me leave the tent.

I'm now in agony and the pressure feels unbearable so I barely tuck my pants down and go into a deep squat. I push to ease the pressure but nothing is coming. I push and push again and cry with the effort until something huge lurches within me and I fall back screaming.

Meanwhile you're trying to go back to sleep but it's not happening. In fact the last scrap of sleepiness is gone when you hear me cry out a little further away. You climb out of your sleeping bag and come to investigate with a flashlight and a hunter knife, just in case.

Now you're surprised.

When you finally find and shine the flashlight on me you see me with my pants hanging off my ankles as I lay in freshly wet dirt with my legs spread as far as they'll go. My face is beet red from the effort I'm making and I can hardly breathe between screams of SOMETHING IS COMING FUCKFUCKFUCK SOMETHING IS COMING OUT OF ME . My crotch is bulging obscenely with a baby's huge wet dome of a head forcibly parting my lips then retracting into my birth canal once I draw breath to scream again.

What do you do?

[ortly]

emo teenager being emo with emo lipstick ^u^

[bucket-of-cheese]

Haha,, cactus ring amiright

[clumsypuppy]

wait for me

[aria-greenhoodie]

He’s a paragon of mental health, guys.

Click for Quality!

[chrisrin]

all my behind-the-scenes concept work and such for the HGCZ! i had a blast working on it all.

check out my finished piece here, and check out @hotguycomiczine for the full zine!

[miedei]

Spencer is a biter. Yes i will elaborate, thank you for asking:

Sometimes he just gets so overwhelmed with emotion that he has the urge to bite literally anything— his own fingers, his tie, pens (that he's sanitised and are only for his own use).

It can be brought on by anything, anger, frustration, irritation— anything that makes him so pent up that he just has to let it out somehow.

It's only when he starts seeing you that it comes on in happy moments too. When hugging you, he gets engulfed in affection, only able to fulfil that ache in his chest by biting down on your shoulder.

Or when you're just laying together in bed, you on your phone and him flicking through a book. The sheer domesticity of the situation hits him all at once, and he just has to lean over and nip at your fingers before turning back to his book, leaving you confused.

After a few weeks of this you start getting used to it. He never bites harshly, only a little, and it just becomes a cute quirk of his.

(but let's not talk about the first time you have sex and he gets so inundated with love that he just has to bite your asscheek or your inner thigh— soothing the pain immediately when he descends his mouth on you, but the bite marks remain for a while after)

[dawnatlas]

neil josten the man that you are

[knifeforkspooncup]

The comedic potential of Aziraphale loving Christmas in theory but hating it in reality, which gives him catholic guilt/bad angel feelings, so he triples down on Christmas spirit to compensate. He's decking the halls like no tomorrow, he's partidging that pear tree, ohhh he's jingling those bells alright and cooing over the love in the air and isn't it wonderful Crowley, the spirit of christmas my dear, i may have done a little miracle and made it snow in Tadfield, Crowley. Meanwhile he's holed himself up in the bookshop like its under seige from guerilla christmas shoppers, he can't seem to get a single cup of cocoa that doesn't have peppermint in it, 4 children this week have poked him in the belly and asked him if he's santa clause, and to top it all off Mr. Brown has asked him to play the role of Gabriel in the Whickber street Nativity Play.

Crowley's in the corner watching the angel's eye get progressively twitchier and using up his entire demonic miracle quota to make sure Aziraphale's cup never empties of blindingly acoholic eggnog.

[bubblingsteam]

Worship

[etoilua]

HSR doodles

[verrae]

Want You Gone, Still Alive, GLaDOS' Song, and Cara Mia Addio go so hard. I love Ellen McLain

[erebus0dora]

look, i have had only the young!Eric refs for this angle, but tonight i decided that trying to adjust those refs to get the proper old!Daniel could be fun and educational

imma let you decide if it worked, yet i must confess

at this point into the night working on it brought me some peace of mind since it was meditative af