#(that is the joke)

[romajuliettesupremacy]

chloe i think you’re very deeply mistaken about this being the last book because phoebe and alisa and celia all haven’t had their own books yet! don’t worry queen i’m sure that was just a typo!!

[eluvixns]

FOURCHENAULT WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE U TALL BASTARD

[multi-lefaiye]

if this post gets one like i'm gonna write self-indulgent salvatore shit

[kalispitronhibernation]

Kendall post s4: Call me Kendall. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having 3 billion dollars from the sale of Waystar in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen, and regulating circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodologically knocking people's hats off - then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball... I quietly take to the ship

[snakekiller9119]

Almost like @spaghettiisinmysoul and I are related? Weird 🤔

[cherumie]

albuterol sulfate & vape pens are like yin & yang

[cannedcream]

[wizardnuke]

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

[viralfrog]

[daily-spooky]

[mudwisard]

my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[catchymemes]

[thedankmemes]

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