#(this is for the monster fuckers out there 🫡)

[miaurri]

ONI MIZU AU!! Kayo is sent to save the princess Akemi after Taigen tries (and miserably fails-) to save her

[papa-evershed]

If you're up for it, your top 3/top 5 hottest (RJC) characters (and why)? Based SOLELY on looks. Feel free to include gifs, if you have the time. Gotta say, Daniel became my #2 and is competing with Saul Silva for No.1 spot. I mean...Goddamn..🤤🍽️ Is Rob aging like a fine wine or do i just have daddy issues?

I think he's aging beautifully. Aging well doesn't only have to mean a lack of aging, but simply getting better as you do it, imo. When all the features of aging—wrinkles, greys, eye-bags, skin spots, etc, actually make a person look like a more beautifully seasoned version of their younger selves? That's aging well too.

As for Daddy issues, IDK, only you can decide for yourself if it's daddy related. 🤓 I ain't here to judge either way. Don't we all want a dad in the streets but a daddy in the sheets? 🤡

I'll put my top five under a cut! Not only just for the length but general cringe and possible thirst talk. So if that isn't someone's thing they can only blame themselves for continuing to read.

#1. Top honor is undoubtedly Daniel fucking Watson. Because speaking of aging beautifully, it's his most recent role so it was pretty much guaranteed to become my new favorite in terms of looks for that reason alone. I'm never going to be that person who is most thirsty for a role that happened fifteen years ago simply because I like men with some age on them. I want a whole ass man. I want the salt and pepper hair, I want the almost-white facial fuzz, I want the eye crinkles that cut deep towards his cheeks. That shit is sexy as fuck. If I wanted someone that looked like Timothy Chamomile I'd be out here giffing Willy Wonka.

And Daniel Watson is serving. The neck fuzz alone tickles the cave woman portion of my brain and makes me feral.

He just walks and moves and carries himself like A Man™ but not the sort that has so much swagger that it seems like they're over compensating. Important difference. A bit tired, a bit weary, just all the things I relate to a good, tired, dad. It feels natural and that's what makes it sexy. (Also the belly.)

And this show is finally giving us proper close-ups and beautiful profile shots. Like you said, based on looks alone, 1000/10. There's nothing to complain about. And another reason it's my new favorite—freckles! They aren't covering the freckles. I just like people's faces to look natural, is that so much to ask for?

The next four are probably interchangeable, it really just depends on my mood as far as who ranks above who. So don't put too much weight into the order, just know they'd round out my top five.

#2. Saul Silva. Specifically, season one Saul Silva though, because yes I'm still bitter about the hair dye. I realize it was likely bc of DA filming but I give not a single shit, I'll stay bitter about it until I die. Saul ranks this high for the same reasons as Daniel Watson really. A bit of grey, a bit of scruff, just looks natural and delicious.

^ That look is pure 🔥🔥 and anyone who attempts to claim otherwise (not that anyone ever has) is a lying liar that tells lies. Also, wardrobe is superior in Fate compared to a lot of his other roles. We got a good mixture of casual wear in addition to his little uniform.

(And also the belly.)

3. Hutch. That's it, that's all I have to say. Just Hutch.

It's a shame that he died but I get it. If I were some big monster I'd eat his ass first too. Literally and figuratively. 🫡

4. Martin Evershed! Can't leave off my boy Mr. Evershed. Again, for a lot of the same reasons as mentioned above. I prefer him recent. I prefer him with greys. I prefer him looking soft and delicious. What Ackley lacked in wardrobe it made up for in just indulging my Dad™ kink.

(And also the belly.)

#5. This fucker from Vera, Richard.

This role isn't talked about much, likely because it was small, but damn if he didn't look great. The scruff, the nose, the plain black tee? Fucking perfect.

(And of course, also the wee bit of belly. 🤠)

TLDR - I think he looks better the older he gets so my favorite roles tend to fall in line with that and I'm a cave troll that wants men to look as natural as I can get 'em.

[writing-for-the-gays]

Run rabbit, run.

HABIT x TRANSMASC! PLUS SIZED! HAIRY! READER

half monster HABIT hc + fic

Tw: HABIT being HABIT | violence| marijuana usage | HABIT is obsessed with t-guy pussy god whispered this in my ear at 3 am | HABIT is obsessed with FAT T-guy pussy | LIGHTLY TOUCHED ON FEEDING | implied MC running on caffeine and weed and not very much sleep| monster habit (I GOT CARRIED AWAY IM SORRY NO IM NOT)

For 🐛 anon

For Evan fuckers: Oh, deer!

-We all know this man is a sadist and masochist, we can't pretend we don't.

-hes a biter!!! He will bite you! Like hard enough to need stitches. You've had a few embarrassing ER visits. (Habit can dress wounds and stitch you up but he just likes how embarrassed you get about it)

- he and Evan are very different in bed, but one thing they have in common is giving head like a god. Dude low-key is obsessed with your cunt.

-but he's good at a 'sloppy drooling messy' kind of head that Ev cannot provide.

- fuck he's in love with your body. Like, he grabs your belly and just plays with it, literally salivating at the idea of leaving hickeys.

- he fucks you in a mirror so you can watch the way your body moves as he fucks you.

-oh and he loves your boobs , hairy man tits? Who fucking wouldn't.

- he stares at them constantly. You couldn't get him to tell you the color of your eyes but he has every hair on your chest memorized 🫡.

- he's into prey and predator dynamics, he gets so incredibly hard when he's chasing you through the woods he can't help himself.

- Vinny has been caught in this game of yours by accident a few times , and if he finds you, covered in bite marks half naked with twigs in your hair and he just gives you one of these looks:

- HABITs into knife play, you have lots of scars from it and he doesn't feel bad Abt it 😔✊.

- HE WANTS TO BE PEGGED but with one of the ones with a silicone grinding thing inside so it grinds right against your t-dick.

-hes a dom bottom mind you.

- but you peg him and he becomes a stupid feral mess.

(so obsessed with the idea I wrote the fanfic Abt it so it's going here instead of at the end)

He could feel your hairy belly press against his back as the silicone abused his prostate; drool pooling on the corner of his lip, looking back and admiring you he let out a purr. You look away, you can't look at the smug very fucked drunk grin you're sure he's giving you.

Your hips stutter against him and he tenses as you hit his prostate dead on, his eyes roll back and his mouth hangs open as you wring another orgasm from him.

You begin to slow your hips, grinding the silicone tip slowly inside of him, exhaustion and want find respite in your bones.

You need to stop and cum, this grinding wasn't enough, you needed more, his tongue, his cock, his fingers his anything.

He presses against you, back arching with the curve of your stomach, resting against it as he comes into a position that shouldn't be comfortable.

You avoid his eye contact and his thumb, middle finger and index finger grab at your face, turning your head harshly to look at him.

His eyes bore into yours and it makes you want to squeeze your own shut, but you just can't, like he has some kind of hold on your mind you cant avoid his gaze.

His face is flushed, and he's drooling. But his eyes, while dilated and wet with tears, were strong and threatening.

"I didn't say you could slow down rabbit." He rolls his hips against yours and it sends pleasure shooting across your body.

"Good little rabbits do what they're told. They run when they're told to run, right?" He captures your lips in his and his tongue forces it's way into your mouth before you can respond.

It's a rough kiss, teeth clacking together and tongues rubbing against each other. You can't help but find yourself getting wetter and wetter, dick getting harder and harder, pressing right up against the grinding pad.

He pulls away and bites your lip hard enough to make you bleed, before letting out a growl.

"So, keep fuckin' me, now. Do what you're told. Run rabbit, run."

-makes you breakfast in bed and he's so hard because he can't stop thinking Abt what your mouth can do and how those teeth can rip and tear apart flesh

-please blow him after eating ✨.

- trust me it's purely to indulge him, don't be surprised if there's something you're allergic to in anything he makes.

- loves getting you really really high to overstimulate you, oh you're really high? Well hes sucking your t-dick rn and finger fucking your hole so have a fun time trying to concentrate on rolling a joint for him.

-it's so badly rolled you literally have to suffocate him with your thighs so he'll back off and you can redo it. It looks like a fucking hard candy.

- Goes fucking feral over your hair, he's into hairy guys and fuck do you fit the bill.

- you keep it at least slightly maintained more for convenience but you don't shave.

- he loves

MONSTER FUCKING AHEAD

-he goes into heat gets bored and can't control himself and goes either fully monster (basically a demon anthro hare with grey and washed out purple fur, sharp teeth and claws) or partially monster (EARS AND TAIL AND TEETH AND CLAWS AND NOTHING ELSE)

- knotted tentacle dick bc peace and love on planet earth.

- he gets real possessive during this kind of thing, leaving enough marks for Vinny to notice. And they're not human sized either

- large, deep, scabbed over marks on most of your visible skin, most will probably scar.

- and vinny doesn't really care (look you're a consenting adult and you seem to contest enthusiastically if what he's heard through the walls indicate.)

-but he DOES give you this look

- and asks a few slightly personal questions, bc what the fuck how do you fuck THAT hard.

- mainly to embarrass you.

- habit thinks your discomfort is funny so even if you try to get him to stop he won't.

- speaking of discomfort- when he's in foreplay is non existent, he'll literally pull your pants and boxers down and fuck you whenever. His dick produces enough lube for it not to hurt too bad. But it's not comfortable.

- he's broken the bed too many times to count, you've tried metal bedframes, you've tried springs, you've tried a water bed (that's not a story you like to talk about), you've done it all, and every time he fucks you hard enough to destroy it beyond repair.

- if you fuck him expect a noise complaint. His vocal chords are different which means he clicks and purrs and shit but also, loud as shit growls that vibrate the house.

- play with his ears and tail and he'll cum immediately (especially with a well angled strap-on.)

- sloppy head just got sloppier with his ultra long tongue and extra drool. Squirt on his face and he'll keep eating you out! (Call now only for the low low price of your soul and all sense of sanity!)

- after care is him licking cum off your chest and then letting Evan take over because fuck that lovey dovey shit. (he'd marry you if he could)

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I tried my best but got carried away and it's not proof read. Uuh hope you enjoyed? Don't kill me.

[lexa-griffins]

Missing monster fucker Lexa today. I hope she's getting riled on Sunday Sinday

Monsyer fucker Lexa is still out on her quest to fuck every monster Clarke in existence 🫡 a true woman of science, out on the field, doing true, raw, hands on research 😌

[jackmeowison]

whispering - shadow wraith monster Reyes for all the monster fuckers out there?

Ask and you shall receive 🫡

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

If I know monster fuckers well enough, I don’t think the preliminary round is going to thin out as many options as one would hope…

Godspeed, keep up the good work 🫡

Hopefully! I'd love to see a huge tournament! I'm probably going to make a loser's bracket and let the top few into the main tourney, but if there aren't many passes I'll probably just let them all in. We'll see when we get there. and thanks, I'll try :D

[psychoticwillgraham]

Will’s Big Hannigram Fic Reclist (extreme kinks version)

finally getting around to this and this first version is the super triggering kinks (ie extreme dub con, non consensual drugging, CNC, shit like the venom au that’s straight up disgusting, gunplay, etc) which is gonna have to be in several parts. TWs are stated in each section.

let’s just get into it!!

starting under the read more bc these are EXTREMELY triggering

#1

HUGE tw for: dub con ish, death kink, choking to the point of extremely near death

this one. oh this one. made me realize i have a kink for this (which has happened a LOT with fics in this fandom) and just. it’s exactly what’s stated in the tags. also, the one inspired by it which has its own section:

#2

tw for: extreme choking (taken to its logical extreme in this one), sexy waterboarding, dub con ish, desanguination (draining blood), blood kink, death kink

THIS one is one of my all time faves not only bc it’s just hot as fuck, but bc the method of waterboarding in this was unique and something I’ve never come across. just 10/10

#3

tw: pretty much non con bc it’s non consensual egg laying, extreme body horror and aliens, graphic transformation sequence

this one’s for all my REAL monster fuckers out there 🫡 non consensual impregnation with eggs and extreme deepthroating

#4

tw: look. it’s a venom au. EVERYTHING is a trigger warning in this. EXTREME body horror, organ fucking, organ eating, brain licking, graphic descriptions of blood and gore, vore, tentacle sex, cannibalism, etc.

legit my fave fic in the fandom and ur not gonna get much nastier than this folks. except for the spider god hannibal one but only by just a bit. PLEASE read the tags carefully before going into this. for all my real degenerates out there, ur welcome for this rec <3

#5

tw: straight up non con, dead dove do not eat, torture porn, extreme BDSM (not safe, not sane, and NOT consensual), mention of piss, brainwashing/stockholm syndrome, abuse, starvation, mind break, kidnapping

this one is one that im hesitant to recommend, only because of just how disturbing and horrific this is and how triggering it is to the vast majority of people. if extremely descriptive depictions of abuse of any kind trigger you, please for the love of god AVOID THIS. kinda feel horrible for reccing this bc of the subject matter, but at that point, it’s not even for the sexual scenes, it’s just a brutal depiction of abuse and psychological horror that makes me feel something, which is triggered as fuck so if ur in a bad mindset rn, AVOID THIS. i cannot begin to stress this enough that this is fucked up and not for the faint of heart.

[helpimhyperfixating]

OMG YES, WRITE THE ORC ROMANCE WE NEED MORE GENERAL/NON FANDOM MONSTER ROMANCE X READER FICS! ❤️❤️❤️

I will serve this nation of monster lovers (fuckers too) proudly

🫡🫡🫡

No clue when it will come out but I’ll get to writing it in my spare time. Gotta figure out plot points n shit 👀👀

Also wondering where I should post it. Given this is a pretty Jotaro centric blog, am wondering if I should post it on my fandom side blog or make a wholly new one dedicated to the monster depravity 🤔🤔

[1autistictacticalrefrigerator]

A Love Like This ❤️

PT 2

( summer break is steadily approaching, once I feel better I should be dropping these story parts faster, maybe. 🥱 )

NEW CHARACTER:

Shopkeeper 🫡 - Runs a little gas station in the busy part of town, near the pizza place. Hides a few secrets of their own, one cryptic little fucker. ( Closest to what Im gonna say as a self insert btw lmfao. )

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When Soap got back, he immediately told Price and Gaz of his little adventure, at first they were skeptical, but later grew a little concerned that if what Soap was saying is true, then the monster could potentially be dangerous.

Price and Gaz just told Soap to stay away from the building, which even to Soap seemed like a sensible idea. It was getting late, so everyone was heading home, including Soap. He stops by the gas station, where the strange Shopkeeper resides until late midnight.

The bell rings as Soap opens the door and the Shopkeeper looks up, giving Soap a friendly wave. He waves back.

Soap grabs a few snacks and a drink before heading to the counter.

“How was your day?” The Shopkeeper hums, scanning the items set in front of her.

“It was absolutely crazy.” Soap said, thinking back to when he was still in that dark void, falling and falling…

The Shopkeeper smiles, “You look like you’re miles and miles away from reality.” She says, snapping her fingers in front of Soap’s face to get him back to reality. “Tired?”

Soap nods, “Yeah.”

The Shopkeeper finishes packing Soap’s purchases and hands the bag to him, “Do me a favor and go get some rest. After all, tomorrow will be the next day’s today.”

“Right. Goodnight.” Soap accepts the bag and starts walking out. Never able to understand what the lady is saying. Her english hurts my head. Soap thought as he got back into his car, driving home. She’s nice though, always been a solid shoulder to rely on.

. . .

The following day was going to be a big one, it was the pizza place’s 9th anniversary. Every anniversary, the pizza place would give out free pizza outside, and quite a lot of people would camp out around wherever the event was held and have a picnic.

Soap was almost late because he overslept, but luckily Gaz jumped in and saved the day by telling him he should come to the dog park in the neighborhood, since the event would be held there.

When Soap arrives there were already people. Price waves Soap over.

“Overslept?” Price asks.

Soap gives a sheepish smile, “Yeah. Sorry.”

“Never mind that. Help me set all these boxes out.” Price gestures to the van packed with pizza boxes. Soap nods.

As Soap was unpacking and setting everything out, he feels like he’s being watched. It wasn’t just a normal glance, he could feel the intensity of the gaze, and it gave him goosebumps. But Soap learns you never are supposed to let whoever is observing you know you’re aware of it so Soap continues like it’s nothing. Problem some overly curious kid.

. . .

The goosebumps never go away as Soap finishes unloading all the pizza from the van. People were already lining up for the hot, fresh slices.

Gaz was handing out pizza, Price was overlooking the crowd. This year’s crowd was a smaller one, which Soap actually doesn’t mind. Big crowds are always hard to manage, and last year they had a huge crowd- it was a huge nightmare.

Out of the corner of Soap’s eye, he could spot a few scrawny and sickly children looking at the pizza boxes from a distance. They all looked beyond hungry, but looked like they were never fed remotely enough in the first place. There were a lot of homeless people in this part of the town so it shouldn’t be a surprise. However, seeing theres more than enough pizza for everyone, Soap gestured the children over, handing them a box.

“Really? We can take it?” Asked one of the kids.

Soap nods, a soft smile on his face.

A little girl popped up from behind the one holding the pizza box, “You’re nice. Are you a angel?”

Soap suppresses a laugh. He was far from a angel, he’s killed people before- the joys of the military. But he only gives the little girl a pat on the head, ruffling her messy, dirty hair.

“Afraid not, but I try.” Soap says to the little group of kids.

“I think you are.” The little girl crosses her arms.

Soap lets out a little chuckle, “Well, thank you.”

The children scramble out of the park shortly after, probably to find their parents. Soap watches them go.

As Soap watches the children go, he feels that same “You’re being watched” vibe. This time way stronger. Soap turns around and jumps.

“Uh.. I think I know you.” Soap says to the tall man towering over him.

Indeed he knew the man in front of him, it was Ghost. It was weird to see Ghost’s body not emitting blackfire, so different for a moment Soap thought Ghost was someone else- Ghost looked way more human when he wasn’t emitting those flames.

Ghost’s red eyes stared right back at Soap- the only indication he wasn’t human.

“So, big guy, how can I help you? If you’re here for the event then pizza boxes are right there, feel free to grab any kind you like.” Soap chirps, pointing to the boxes.

“…” Ghost was silent for a moment, “It was nice of you.”

“Huh..? To point out where the pizza boxes were??” Soap asked, confused.

“No.” Ghost says, “To help those starving kids.”

“Oh!” Soap’s face lights up, “I guess. I try- to be nice I mean.” Then Soap shoots Ghost a sheepish smile.

Ghost tilts his head curiously, “You sound uncertain.”

”I do?” Soap quickly exclaims, then flushes a little when he realizes that just gave him away. “Well- yes. Kinda.”

“Hm. Why?” Ghost asks curiously.

Soap lets out a series of “uhmmms” and “uhhhs”.

“You don’t have to tell me.” Ghost says plainly after a while of getting nothing.

Immediately Soap felt bad.

“Military.” Soap quickly blurts out.

Ghost nods like he understands. Soap just shrugs- this is a little awkward..

Soap tries to lift the silence that followed after. “So um. You staying for the rest of the.. event?”

“Mm..” Ghost hums.

“It’d be great to have some company.”

“Very well then. I’ll stay.”

…

Soap’s been chattering away, and Ghost listened. Absent-mindedly of course, because Soap can’t feel it, but Ghost could- being a otherworldly being.

The air was off. And that’s never a good sign.

( Didnt check for spelling so ignore the mistakes 😊 )

[anomaly-beans]

:3c for anybody!

🌈 — Do they do anything unique or interesting with Neathy colours?

🛌 — How's their sleep schedule?

🐀 — Are they friends with any rats?

🎄 — What's their favourite festival?

🦑 — Would they kiss a Rubbery Man?

Answers for Merry coming right up 🫡

🌈 Not really? They like to collect the boxes of neathbow colors just to experiment with though :)

And take way too many trips into the Nadir, but let's ignore that problem for now-

🛌 HORRIBLE. Next question. 💀

🐀 Yeah! They respect the little rats and work with the ones in the factory occasionally just to help out with tasks better suited for human hands. They also sometimes hire rats to work on their ship as part of the crew.

🎄 Tossup between Hallowmas and Whitsun. They like the costumed parties and the freedom of the event to be however they want to be with little to no consequences.

But also... funny eggs that they can experiment with...

🦑 Yeag. Funny story. Back when I wasn't really playing with a character in mind I was kind of miffed that I couldn't really marry a rubbery man. (This is where the whole monster fucker joke first started. Lol.)