#(ty qsmp <3)

[chamoemileclown]

Two of them!

I've been dying to draw these all week you don't understanddd

[splatattackz]

hmm..?

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og background picture;

[mediocre-noodle]

i hate them (but not as much as they hate eachother <33)

dialogue:

slime: you fucking bitchass whore

mariana: shut the fuck up slime you mother fucker

[heartkade]

For qsmp requests: maybe a trump (dantdm and maxos kid)? He looks so cute in the egg design post you made in May. I wanna see more of himmmm

Btw I love your art and designs. It is so cute <3

sweet baby trump <3

[icoboo]

21, chains & ceremony

[phissa]

shes so crazy i need her so bad

[mangofanarts]

Richarlyson's sign: "Can you do angst now?" Nope

[andhyssops]

How about Tallulah and dark blue? Love ur style btw! <3333

#2 tntduo shipper (#1 is Q)

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

Charlie tugs the brush through Flippa's hair haltingly, careful not to hurt her. Sensitive head, but she didn't complain a bit, staying right in place.

It's fine! It's fine, just another change, but that's okay. As long as she's here. He leans back, studying her.

"Okay Flippa! Now that we've got all the knots out of your hair, we've got a pick a hair style."

Flippa looks up at him. He can't see her eyes behind her glasses -had they always been so opaque?- but he can imagine them big, wide with joy, just like they'd been when he had first asked her to pick out a colour for her bed. She doesn't say anything, but that's normal, so Charlie does what Charlie does best and keeps talking. "There's all sorts of options! A braid? Would you like a braid? I don't know if I can get it all twisty, but- or there's pigtails! Or- uh, a ponytail? Do you like ponytails, Flippa?" He imagines that her mouth twitches up in a smile, and he smiles warmly back at her. She doesn't respond for a moment, and then nods quickly.

"Great! That's great! Okay, okay- ponytail, how do you do a ponytail..." he trails off in a mumble to himself, squinting at her hair suspiciously like it's a pit of vipers. Usually, he's too goopy for hair things, so Ma- his bitch wife would take care of Flippa's hair, instead.

...Charlie can still remember the one morning he had come upstairs to find his puta esposa sitting with Flippa on her bed, peacefully braiding her hair. They had been gently lit by the light of the Corner Flames, and Mariana had looked more... content than Charlie can remember ever seeing him before.

But that was the past, and this is the now, and so it doesn't matter! His bitch wife is gone, his precious huevito is here, and Charlie has to wipe his hands off on a towel again just so he doesn't slime up Flippa's hair and force them to wash it for a fourth time! It's fine! It's all fine!

Flippa is still staring at him.

"It's fine," he promises her, loudly, and then wipes his hands again. "I'm not- we're not too goopy! We're just goopy enough, which is not goopy at all, and you're not going to need another bath, and we even remembered the elastics this time!" A single drop of water falls down her nose.

He's still holding the towel up, and she awkwardly leans forwards to boop her nose against it to wipe the drop away - just like he'd playfully tapped her after her first bath. He laughs a little and twists the towel just in time to not goop her up all over again. "Yes, Flippa! Yeah! We get dry after baths so the moist demons don't get us!" He runs his hand over her hair and presses a quick kiss to the top of her head, and his skin buzzes with prickles of static electricity. Funny, isn't it? That didn't used to happen. But maybe Hell just gave his daughter superpowers.

No, that was definitely it. She couldn't physically drag him around BH (Before Hell) the way she could now. He had an awesome, superpowered daughter who had a bit of an accent and glasses so opaque he didn't know how she could see, and it was all fine and normal and more than he deserved.

Flippa was still staring at him. He smiled shakily back at her, and picked up some elastics. "Okay, turn around, Flippa," he urged her, and ran his hands, gentle, through her hair when she did. Ponytail, ponytail... that was the point of this. He definitely knew how to do this. He definitely knew how many elastics he needed for this.

How had Mariana done it...? Pull the hair to the back of her head, then pull it through the loops... some number of times. It didn't look right, so he added another elastic, and then another, and there was hair fritzing out of the elastics and he added five in total and Flippa sat there through it all and Charlie was- okay, it wasn't good, it wasn't what she deserved, but it was the best he could do and wasn't that good enough? Wasn't he good enough?

He urges her to get up and turn around so he could see his handiwork, and she does so without complaint.

...She doesn't look right.

He's going to be sick. He feels sick. Her hair is pulled back behind her ears, and it's- it's not like he did badly, actually, because it looks perfectly fine from the front and when you're not looking too closely at the back but she doesn't look like her. He fucked it up, he fucked her up, and there is something too-tight in his chest and something too-large in his mouth.

Her glasses. Her expression. The skin that shines too softly in the dim light and the clothes that fit too well. The scars. The hands resting, loose down at her side instead of curled up in her skirt or playing with her gun or covered in crumbs from all the avocado toast- the hair pulled back from her face. It's wrong. She looks so wrong.

He realizes she's gotten close again when she takes his hand, and he realizes he can't breathe at the same time. Her hands are immediately coated in a thick layer of slime -oh, great, he's gooping again!- and she holds him tightly. "It's okay, Flippa," he gasps out, and tries desperately to get his breathing under control. For her, for her, he needs to be okay for her, he can't fail her again, he can't- he needs to- for her. "Papa just- Papa just- I just-"

Flippa leans forwards, awkwardly pressing her bodyweight over his arms until he realizes she's trying to lean into his chest. She still hasn't got the hugging thing down, yet. He hiccups a choked sob and pulls his arms free to wrap around her and hold on tight, so tight, but not tight enough because he can't hurt her. He hurt her enough already. He took Tilin from her. He left her. He left her, and then he never saw her again, and he can't even help her look like her.

He shakes. He cries. He covers them both in slime. She curls into his chest, otherwise unmoving, hands tucked against her torso as he clings to her. She can't hug, but she's doing her best, and it destroys him.

Eventually, he stops crying, and they're left sitting there in silence broken only by his occasional sniffle. But Flippa isn't done destroying him- she lifts her hands, and signs (in that twitching, impossible way she does now), 1 l0vee y0u, d@dd.

"I- I love you, too, Flippa," he croaks out. He presses another kiss to her hair, and ignores the static prickling. It's just static. Of course it's just static. Things can be staticky when they're wet, right? Of course they can. It's undeniable fact, just like it's an undeniable fact that this is his Flippa. "I love you."

She butts his chin with her head, and he lets out a shaky laugh. He sniffles, then sighs, and gives her a little squeeze. Impossibly, her hair is already falling out of the ponytail. The both of them are covered in goo.

"I love you," he tells her again, stronger in his conviction. "My huevo."

For the first time that day, she smiles at him. Tearfully, he smiles back.

"Now how about bathtime number five?"

[chamoemileclown]

Drawing idea: Foolish and his new KOC crown and suit! He looks so silly surrounded by the fever dream capybaras lol

Funnily enough, he's the streamer I watch the most but I just never draw him because I always struggle for some reason.

[svtskneecaps]

lads i missed something, how do we know the create machine size rule was a direct result of bad's home inspector joke? last i checked it was meta-textually a measure to prevent crazy server lag and in-text was a rule they had pretended/implied had always existed, i didn't think there was evidence that the rule was bc of bad's home inspector thing? did i miss it? 😭

[docterzerocare]

had more thoughts on the Qsmp Au i came up with last night:

- Juanaflippa shooting Cucurucho with her gun. it's just a funny mental image to me.

- i had this. idea about Tilin witnessing q!Quackity getting kidnapped. Tilin seeing ElQuackity, who's pretending to be Quackity, and going "You're not my dad. Where is my dad? What did you do to him?"

- Tilin, just in general, refusing to go along with ElQuackity's BS because That's not my father. Stop trying to pretend you're him you're not why did you take my dad away why why why bring him back Please-

- listen. from what i've heard, Maxo is Going Through It, so he deserves to still have a living child. just in general, no more grieving parents. everyone is at least somewhat happier because they've still got their children.

- i have absolutely zero fucking clue how Gegg comes into existence, but here we are.

- the other misc. eggs (A1, the other egg that got found too late) get homes and parents too. for whatever reason, i'm getting the names Arin and Bluebell respectively.

- Arin's accessory would either be a little bandaid on the side of their face or a little yellow flower on their head (a dandelion :]), maybe both, and Bluebell gets a flower crown of forget-me-nots.

- Arin, Tilin, and Juanaflippa (because of Tilin mostly) have formed the "FUCK ElQuackity, All My Homies HATE ElQuackity" Club. good for them <3

- also like. what if the Federation just erased Q's memories anyway, so he comes back and doesn't recognize Tilin anymore. so just. Tilin being so happy that he's finally back only to realize that he doesn't remember them. This Severely Fucks Them Up For Several Reasons.

- i also realized that Tilin is receiving so much angst. i didn't intend for this to happen i swear.

- i've decided that the times that the eggs Would Have died canonically were just really close calls in this au. example, Maxo got to Trump in time, Flippa and Tilin got medical attention in time and were only physically (and mentally) scarred, Arin managed to run away, Bluebell was discovered by Cellbit in time, etc.

- upon realizing that Tilin had no other parent besides Quackity, Slime and Mariana decided that they would also help. Tilin and Flippa were already hanging out so much that they were practically like siblings (and. also pretty much were, but shh), so why not just help with Tilin too?

...well, Slime and Mariana were pretty dysfunctional, but uh. as far as Quackity's concerned, it's the thought that counts, right?

Doc i'm not even entirely into the qsmp but i've gotten attached to these lil eggs help

Oughhigh i love this

Arin and bluebell omg <3

[bloodpen-to-paper]

The spirit of the Crab will guide the Goose to victory

[angstyoreo]

summary

Phil kisses Missa. Then she finds out that Forever got to kiss Missa first. Now that doesn’t seem fair in the slightest. 

pissever hs yuri au finale <3

[hushimstressed]

Any slimeriana spiderman ideas/headcanons? Its a cool idea ✨ i love those superhero or vigilante aus

Aaaaaaa I’m sorry if this isn’t comprehensible I’m terrible at writing

I imagine their first meeting as science partners on a project and at first they don’t get along at and are school rivals in their biology programme for a time before warming up to each other and becoming good friends :) (and perhaps something more? 👀)

But as this is happening Mariana is investigating the spider experiments at Oscorp (Peter Parker style) and is bitten by the radioactive spider, triggering spider powers yada yada

Meanwhile Slime becomes the host of man-eating alien goo and becomes Venom, and has to worry about not eating their fellow peers while having a crush on his rival/best friend/crush

Both of them keep their secret identities form each other but also run into their alter egos FREQUENTLY during crime fighting shenanigans. This leads to them having a different relationship with basically the same people e.g. Spider-Man!Mariana has a very different relation to Venom than Slime and vice versa.

AAAAAA I have more ideas but I can’t write them in a way that is readable :/ hope you enjoyed my ramblings :3 I don’t really have any concrete ideas for an au so I’m really just playing house atm hahaha

[okaioh]

3, 4, and 11 for the ask game!! :3

haiiii :DD

3 - CHAYANNE 🔥🔥🔥 but also I love all the other eggs sm

4 - hmm I wanna say pomme and dapper were one of my favs even if I didn't watch bad's stream often - the times I saw him with them were so sweet they're very silly :D but also ofc chay and llulah

11 - Going back in time I really loved when the eggs first shown up !! When everyone was really new to taking care of them/getting to know them it was alot of fun - but I also really liked the prison arc everyone was very silly and it was nice seeing them all hang out :3c (also pissa kiss)