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[vampwan]

ᯓ★ maxis match hits me like religion

[full-of-spit]

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UH UH SHADOWVANILLA???

COOKIE RUN??

[witherby]

I would like to request angst with Bruce and Hal 😇

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You got it!

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Feat. Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan, and some light angst.

This is set in the earlier days of the Justice League and pre-relationship. They've got several members, but the smooth synergy isn't all there yet.

In hindsight, if he'd just taken a minute to stop and think about what he was going to do before doing it, they would not be in this position. A fact that pisses him off just as much as it eats him with guilt.

"If you can give me time to map the pattern," Bruce had said, yelling so he could be heard over the racuous gunfire from Lex Luthor's latest machine designed to destroy Superman, "I can find the weak points for you to take it down."

And Hal...well. He never did like waiting for something to happen when he could seize control of the situation and handle it in his own way. He especially didn't like being told to rely on someone else telling him where and how to use his ring that the Lantern Corps bestowed upon him. That's how operating on a team works, though, which he's been trying his best to adhere to.

Mostly trying.

Kinda trying.

He's helped here and there, but mostly minds his business. He's a goddamned Green Lantern. This planet and a big-ass chunk of this galaxy are all part of his jurisdiction, and he guards it just fine by himself. Batman has no business giving him orders, what with that stupid pointy cowl, and that big flappy cape, and the bat-themed tiny boomerangs, and his huge feet, and those rippling thighs, and a jaw that could cut diamonds, and the fleeting sight of that ass when the cape is billowing in the wind —

Anyway, he can't be bothered to listen to some guy in glorified spandex boss him around when he can just take out the big, hulking machine himself. It's human in design, with some synthesized Kryptonite integrated into its weaponry. A simple construct is more than enough to take it out and make it back home before the newest episode of Project Runway comes on. He's been rooting for Jaques and his insane pleating techniques all season.

"I've got a magic space ring, Spooks. The whole thing is a weak point in comparison," Hal smirks. He takes to the air with a wink and a wave. He's about to fly straight at the weapon and smash it with a giant green hammer, but he's suddenly blasted by a beam of vivid, yellow light right out of the robot's mouth. His suit flickers and his stomach jumps into his throat, which is his only indicator that he's rapidly plummeting to the ground. The world spins faster than he can re-solidify the suit and orient himself, and the only thing he can think is god fucking dammit, I hate it when he's right.

He hits the dirt with a thud, blood roaring in his ears. His back is on fire and Bruce is rushing towards him, yelling something Hal can't make out. He's absolutely not in the mood to get scolded right this second. Give a guy some space to breathe, man.

" — up!! Get your feet under you, NOW!"

Hal jolts. The Bat's got an arm supporting his back and he's practically dragging the Lantern's body off the middle of the field. Hal's legs make an aborted attempt to get under him and support himself, but it's a useless endeavor when a huge, yellow cage springs up around the two of them moments later and knocks them both out of play.

Satisfied they won't be going anywhere, Lex's stupid machine turns away from the two of them and refocuses his attention on their teammates. Superman can't fly in close or the kryptonite the robot is armed with will take him down, too, which has suddenly turned this situation from a relatively low-stakes fight to a potential clusterfuck.

They're three men down — one rendered useless at close-range, one trapped by a stupid color, and one trapped for trying to rescue the guy that didn't listen to him.

Hal can't see Bruce's eyes under the cowl, but he shrinks away from his lethal glare all the same.

"...what was it you'd said," he mutters, "about watching for a weak point?"

"Shut the hell up."

"I — yeah okay. This one's on me."

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

let it be known this will always be my truth

[miss--river]

[helenvaughans]

[beebopurr]

If tumblr goes down goodbye forever y'all are not seeing my ass again

[crystallizsch]

i changed my mind im just gonna self rb this HAHA

okay anyways i read this and this and—

AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA WHAT. i’ve been talking about the possibility of this since the BEGINNING—

SPECIFICALLY INDIVIDUAL CHARACTER SONGS I’VE BEEN CALLING IT. I’VE BEEN MANIFESTING IT—

AND THE NEXT BATCH IS GOING TO BE BY THE OVERBLOT BOYS???

HEHHEHEHEHEHHE 👹👹👹👹 snake and blink..,.,.,,..,,,,, red heart rage,,,,,,,,,..,.,.,.,,

they’re also releasing the overblot cards by reverse dorm order bc idia’s just got announced— DAMN so i have to wait for vil to come first before jamil (riddle is last AGAIN :(((( riddle fans we keep on losing 💥💥💥💥💥) (first it was the loungewear, then the clubwear, and now the ob cards?????) (maybe it’ll be different for the ob mvs…… maybe if twst isn’t mean they’ll go with riddle first……………)

ANDDDDD THEY’RE PUTTING OVERBLOT ANIMATIONS INTO THE GAME??? LET’S GO MAGICAL GIRL TRANSFORMATIONS???— and it’s by cloverworks :000 and they worked on black butler and spy x family…. hype omg……..

and what i DID not expect is a book 7 continuation omg that could be what ties up some loose ends that book 7 didn’t address??? (like whatever was going on with mickey) (or maybe some kind of public reaction to what happened???)

+ i think it could be a good bridge/transition to book 8 instead of just jumping in headfirst

AND AND AND A TWST EVENT BASED ON CHIP AND DALE— WAITER CATER—

waking up today and checking tumblr really felt like:

anyways imma yap about whatever’s going on in twst jp in a separate post i’ll brb—

[queam]

How (SOME) people in the mouthwashing fandom sound

[halloween-sweets]

[jeonwonwoo]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.08 — Lord of the Tides 2.04 — The Red Dragon and the Gold

[marisk-a]

I've been on Tumblr for 4 presidential elections now and nothing tops 2012 when this whole site thought mitt romney was going to ban tampons

[dustybearrrr]

Shitpost because I couldn't stop giggling at the idea

[diary-of-a-loser-boy]

*sobbing violently* there’s a staaaaaar maaaaaan *sniff* waaaaaiting in the skyyyyy

[i-bez-togo-toshno]

They are so normal I love them