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inkskinned · 2 months ago
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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3
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footlongdingledong · 3 months ago
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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks
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schrodingersbobbynash · 3 months ago
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id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."
hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.
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nutmargaret · 2 months ago
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macarons
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injuries-in-dust · 4 months ago
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Some weird bird noises that I hope will brighten your day.
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rafeandonlyrafe · 6 months ago
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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.
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bulbabutt · 9 months ago
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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please
NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious
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beardedmrbean · 8 months ago
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emryste · 4 months ago
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redrew some older 2020 art. we remain hedgehog
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willabee · 7 months ago
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she checks the floor vents every day to see if the furnace is on yet and today was the day :)
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rikacreature · 3 months ago
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when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure
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8ug8ear · 3 months ago
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AYO???
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pallettown · 4 months ago
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genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.
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solarsyrup · 4 months ago
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CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."
OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
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riacte · 1 year ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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