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harriertail 2 months
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youve been milkweed dotc'd! share this so your followers also get milkweed dotc'd /j
thunder in a forest divided
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falmerflamingo24 8 months
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yo when did hannibal milk the mason guy wtf馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 why with a caddle rod?????
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creativecuquilu 7 months
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EDIT 6/12 - Two new Jons have dropped. Watch out, the collection may keep growing...
My Dalle prompt collection of Jon Pertwee crying and drinking wine.
This is one of my personally best generated prompts. And since I love generating the Third Doctor to death, then I chose to put on several attributes, because of course...
Hope you like them!
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fiammisx 27 days
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Do you notice something wrong? :P
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goingtohellsowhynot 8 months
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My dream boyfriend. I'd milk him.
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calamitys-child 3 months
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What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas
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vamprisms 11 months
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omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
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medievalthymes 10 months
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girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store
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repmet 11 months
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*crouches to go into stealth*
the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed
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ilta222 1 month
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my child had gifted me art. he calls it "meowlk'
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iero 6 months
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Full offense, but I think milk substitution charges should not exist at coffee shops. It is NOT my or anyone's fault that they cannot have dairy and that's that.
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dear-ao3 11 days
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adult hood is just
*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won鈥檛 go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*
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livelaughlaios 14 days
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life-spire 17 days
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el-conejo-loco 5 months
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NEW SOUNDGARDEN COVER BY THE BESTIE !!!
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Once again, go shower that guy with love ! He's amazing and deserves more views !
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milkcioccolato 1 month
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Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny
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