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CHRIS EVANS as STEVE ROGERS AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR dir. Russo Bros
#steve rogers#steverogersedit#dailyteamcap#marveledit#marveladdicts#dailymarvelgifs#tuserlyn#tuserhan#usersavana#usercallie#userraffa#userlaro#usersaoirse#usermaguire#**#*sr#*m#©#1k#idk who else to tag!!! but he's hot here i can't help it
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coughs weakly rebuilding eden soon I can finally pull
#👓#AYN.....#AYN MY BOY YOULL FINALLY HAVE A PFP.....#whether its by me getting ur ssr#or by getting some other sr#or by getting ur event ar#*sr#You Will Be Getting A New Pfp
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN
STOP WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S THE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF BETTER CALL SAUL
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this is so cool and also rosencrantz and guildenstern's sign names are killing me lol
#so claudius' sign name has to do w the crown.. for hamlet sr it's his grizzled beard..#hamlet's probably has to do w the skull? and for polonius it's him being long winded and never shutting tf up#hamlet#shakespeare#ws#mt
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interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

#text#‘ur situation is different’ Do u know Their situation enough to say that lol#also like. be srs if u didnt know me ud think the same way abt me. Do u think this abt me subconsciously?? guessing yes#The only person who HASNT made me feel like this and has actually articulated what they meant in a way that didnt feel like a dig#at me was 💫 last night hence why its on my mind
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#autism#fuck trump#trump regime#christofascists#fuck rfk jr#rfk jr is the worst of the kennedys and that includes ted and joe sr and the cousin who murdered someone
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jesus sensing you spawn into a crowded space 2000 years in the past with a body full of vaccines: God give me strength
#art#christianity#funny stuff happening on twitter rn#comic#my art#jesus christ#these are crazy tags#the bible#get back in the time machine ur gonna start another plague#people trying to teach me how vaccines work: i knowwww it’s a joooke this is tumblr pls be srs
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They look the same to me
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Your fav military man, but this time he’s got you bent over his muscled leg, whimpering and pleading with your face smushed against the couch cushion as he rubs your plump pussy with his big, calloused fingers.
It’s almost unfair how he’s got you wound up enough to drool on the cushion. Your legs are spread apart for his complete convenience, and every stroke of his thick fingers against the sensitive, puffy skin has your cunt weeping for more.
You beg and plead for him to do something more- to shove those stupidly thick fingers inside where they belong, and he tuts once, gruffly. A mere second of silence passes, and your clit aches in silent protest of the missing stimulation before- oh.
Your no-nonsense lover’s hand firmly connects with your cunt with a sharp smack, and you see stars. A strangled, surprised moan falls from your lips, and he chuckles darkly, a soft, rasping sound that makes you whine again. “Oh, baby…. Did we learn something new today?”
#lyria thirsts#late night thirsts with Lyria#cod x reader#cod x you#john price x reader#rick flag sr x reader#simon riley x reader#and any others who apply
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“you dodged a bullet” actually the bullet went right through me and removed my heart thank you though
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Feixiao! 🔥 commission for HSR
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ITS TOO MUCH PEDRO PASCAL CONTENT, 2025
#and that’s a wrap 4 todays delusion#imma go take a shower#pedro pascal characters#pedro pascal#pinche migajero que bien nos da de comer el sr#pedro pascal smut#pedro pascal x reader#din djarin x reader#javier peña x reader#clint freaky tales#reed richards x reader
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I think we need more of Sr Pelo the Bus in our lives
I AM DA BUS!
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when making a character, u have to ask urself:
are they bloody?
will they ever be bloody?
is it their blood or somebody elses blood theyre covered in?
why are they bloody?
how drenched in blood are they going to be from a scale of 1-10, with 1 being ''barely drenched'' and 10 being ''so covered we shld ask where there ISNT any blood on them''?
#edit: SHUT UP ABT ''HAVE U WORN WIGS'' ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE /SRS#this is literally nothing. anyways <3#haha make me shut up challenge#1k+#heritage noticed#10k+
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