#*tang

[starsfic]

Qi Xiaotian had never really thought about it, but he didn't know his grandparents.

Not on Pigsy's side, no. His grandmother had passed before he wandered into Pigsy's life, but his great-grandmother had taken up her role. His grandpa adored him, even if things got a little tense when he came out and shed his grandmother's name, and there were almost thousands of aunts, uncles, and cousins.

But he had never met Tang's side of the family. Most of the pictures in their home were of the Monkie Kids. The only hints that suggested a family existed were some letters that occasionally came by.

"Hey, Tang?"

"Hm?"

"Why haven't I met your parents?"

The cottage went quiet. Long Xiaojiao paused her and Sun Wukong's game, turning in her seat to stare. Maybe Xiaotian could've waited, but his curiosity had gotten too big. Tang glanced at Pigsy, the two sharing a quiet, communicative look. Finally, the scholar sighed.

"You haven't met them because we're no contact with them, Xiaotian," Tang said, closing his book. "They had some thoughts about my..." He made quotation marks. "Lifestyle and decided to take that out on me."

"Dealt with that for years," Pigsy snorted, stirring the pot. "Finally got the kick in the ass to deal with them when you came into the picture and there was the incident."

Incident? There was some kind of weight to the word. "What happened?"

Tang chuckled, the sound awkward and strained. "My sister happened. My family is made up of a large amount of people who have crazy entitlement issues but refuse to do anything about them. My sister has the worst of it." Xiaotian leaned closer, raising a brow. Okay, he had deal with entitled. "The day I brought Pigsy home, she got a huge crush on him."

"I do have a certain charm," Pigsy snorted, grinning proudly even as his husband rolled his eyes.

"Anyway. She wanted to steal him from me." Tang glanced away, snorting when he noticed Xiaojiao had pulled out her phone, the little recording light on. "Funny how my parents had a problem with me dating a pig demon, but the moment my sister said she wanted him, they were all gung-ho."

"And then she tried to kidnap Xiaotian."

"And then she tried to kidnap you."

The words didn't sink in for a second. When it did, Xiaotian jumped to his feet. He winced when his chair fell over, but he was more focused on the fact that he had nearly gotten kidnapped. "WHAT?!"

Pigsy snorted. "I know! Anyway, she lost her shit when Tang told his parents that we were adopting you."

"I thought they would shape up, knowing there was a grandkid that they could lose," Tang grumbled. He took a deep breath in and let out in an exhausted sigh. "But, yeah. My sister stalked us to the apartment and broke in through an open window. I guess you were taking a nap, because I didn't hear anything until-"

"I pooped on her."

Dead silence formed. All heads turned towards Wukong. He shrugged. "What? I said I was watching him."

Tang spoke first, his grin getting wide. "You were that bird pooping on her?!"

"Yeah! I panicked; it was the first thing that came to mind!"

Tang and Pigsy burst out laughing, followed quickly by Xiaojiao, who high-fived the smug-looking monkey. Xiaotian couldn't help but let snickers of his own out. He could imagine Wukong in bird mode, dive-bombing and pooping on this crazy lady.

Finally, Tang took another deep breath and let it out slowly, calming down. "I heard the screaming and found you still asleep on the fire escape. She was falling off the fire escape."

Wait... "She fell down the fire escape?!" The one and only time Xiaotian got the bright idea to jump off the fire escape, he ended up with a broken leg.

"And just got a few bruises, bumps, handcuffs, and a restraining order," Tang sighed. "My parents tried to call us to convince us to drop the charges. My mother even accused me of training a bird to attack her like that."

"Anyway," Wukong said, drawing his attention back. "I didn't want them to be bankrupted by the bills, so I got my lawyer to offer to cover them for free, with all bills paid by me."

Tang and Pigsy's eyes went wide, but they didn't say anything until Pigsy finished the story. "Anyway, it was Tang's kick in the rear to finally cut them off. He still gets cards and stuff from them sometimes, but it's all a bunch of guilt-tripping shit." He sighed, shaking his head. "I wish you could have a normal family."

Xiaotian opened his mouth, but it was Tang who spoke.

"I have you guys. What more could I want?"

[monkeyqueen22]

The LEGO Monkie Kid season 5 poster.

The season is expected to release this summer.

[pinktreasure123]

Hanfu and Motorcycle

[preluvz]

I would probably* sell my soul to you, Lego Inc, if you made my dreams a realityplease

What would you guys order from here and/or the Villains menu🍹🐒⁉️

[hanfugallery]

chinese hanfu by 羽月司衣局

[ninjahaku21art]

Morning warm up! MK wanted the little monkey Plush, and Pigsy couldn't say no xD

[lopsushi]

Training time with the brother monkeys and their parents watching closely 💚

Pigsy and Tang are the parents of these two chaos brothers. And yes I see Wukong and Mk as brothers ☺️💕

[mismess]

Passed on from generation to generation

[monkiekidtwt]

[countinglegoclowns]

As thanks for putting up with my word vomit I’ve managed to put some art together!!!!

Some more info:

I’ve always had the headcanon that tang would help pigsy around the shop when they were younger. He was the first delivery boy!! Used to ride his bike around the city and stuff.

In the current era, I see him stepping up to take some strain off his family, especially now that he’s mastering teleportation lol

[spoofyleaf]

Have some haha sillies

[ningadudexx]

autistic girlboy summer begins in... 321 now!!!!!!!!

[reverintherevery]

Lmk sketches go brrrrrrrrr

[mintaikcorpse]

Tang and MK screenshots cuz I love them

[yarozi]

👁️ | 𝐅𝐞𝐚𝐫 ໒

«𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆? 𝑭𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒆. 𝑯𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔.

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒂𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒓. 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒑 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆. 𝑼𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔.»

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Icons with the image of the characters from the animated series «Lego Monkie Kid» experiencing fear ┊🫣

[hanfugallery]

chinese hanfu by 周安星_