#. fuck it we ball :3c

[hashileio]

it’s Dust’s turn to watch the portable flashbang baby while he’s on break

[smartie-arties]

dont follow me, you'll end up in my arms

[alpinelogy]

Met up with friends for a movie and all of them have informed me that I have a 90s lesbian art history student haircut lmao. Fork found in the kitchen

[gaydryad]

more sketches from the character lineup in progress. validated by the fact that this is the first completed sketch I've done of Oscar (left) in literal years and it was surprisingly easy. my boy ily. oh also karyn is here for comparison 

[dredshirtroberts]

I am Barred from self therapy for the rest of the day because apparently 4 hours of going over these things on my own might be Too Much???

Anyway, mods are asleep, post Emotional Support Fugu Turkey

[image description: a simple sketch of a wild turkey colored brown green and purple, there is an arrow pointing to the turkey labeled "poisonous"]

It's green an purple to show people it's poison if you eat it, but it's also mostly brown so the Mayflower Pilgrims don't notice. >:3c

[arkarti]

so unbelievably hyped for oiled up william 😈😈

I see - some who saw and follows my instagram story :3c yes I'm gonna oil him up 😏

Context:

Random comment on my Car Saga. FUCKING hilarious. But then I said FUCK IT WE BALL and here we are! I made him too smug 😩

[foxglovefaun]

hi hello I am slowly slowly slowly ever so slowly

starting to return to being Social using the Media.

it’s gonna continue to be so very slow, and it’s probably going to remain difficult, but im starting to expand how much I

✨interact✨

with others.

I’m scared af and have lots of pain mgmt drugs involved in my system nowadays, so that’s made it extra complicated and therefore even more slow. But the point is I am starting to re-enter. Maybe soon I’ll even be able to open discord without having a total meltdown first. :3c

Socializing is hard :) haha

But isolation is harder so fuck it we ball ig

[lefarte]

HIII!!! can u write something with pav and a reader that is protective of him please? i love him so bad hsjdjdjd

I got you anon >:3c

This takes place assuming theres a pre-existing relationship btw, no real tags here, just normal fluffy stuff. GN reader. Sorry it’s kind of short I hope the quality is good at least. Also no beta reading no editing fuck it we ball

You felt a little yawn as Pav cuddled into your lap, his head resting on your thighs. He’d long since stopped asking to cuddle, if there ever was a point where he did. Light stubble rubbed over your skin as he nuzzled your leg. Like a big cat. When you first met him he was borderline manic; aggressive and overconfident with a constant undercurrent of paranoia. Looking over his shoulder, plotting and skulking around.

Nowadays he’s just lazy.

“My shoulders are so stiff~ moy lapachka~ help me~”

Anyone could see how spoiled he was. You supposed the years in the army had done something to him. The first moment you hugged him, he nearly pounced on you. He was always grabbing at you or trying to kiss you or hold you or even bite at you. At some point he just became something of your pet. A very bothersome pet, always worrying you.

You pressed your fingers onto his shoulders which elicited a happy purr. Your thumbs traced the outline of a scar. An exit wound of a bullet just narrowly dodging his heart. He told you it was an old wound from his first years on the field, said it didn’t hurt anymore. But he always ran his hand over the entry wound on his chest when he was lost in thought. Such a far away expression.

“What would I ever do without you?~” He breathed out a little sigh. “My darling.”

“You’d probably run off and get yourself shot.” You gently ran your palms along his shoulders. “Again.”

“You’re right, my dear.” He hummed.

[feelinpuckish]

revolutionary girl ryuunosuke

closeups + the full :3c don’t rlly like this but fuck it we ball

[stabbyfoxandrew]

🕊️ WIP Wednesday (3/27) 🕊️

Hi! Holy shit, it's the end of March already? What the fuck... Uh, anyway send asks! :3c

1. Vampire Andrew AU 2. Guardian Angel Neil AU 3. Mafia Front Restaurant AU 4. Arsonist Neil / Firefighter Andrew AU

*click the links for masterposts for each au!

Here’s some Angel Neil (Part 139):

“Oh good. You’re back. I wanted to talk to you guys.” Nicky says with a serious expression. “I just realized Halloween is two days away and we still don’t have costumes!”

“Oh no!” Andrew gasps, falling back against the fridge dramatically. “We have nothing to wear to the ball. Whatever shall we do, Nicholas? My fairy godmother can’t make it.”

“Mine either. That’s why it’s serious business,” Nicky says. “So… I’m thinking mall trip tomorrow?”

“Well that’s cutting it really close,” says Aaron. Thankfully his attention is diverted.

“Yeah, but it’s too late to go tonight.” Nicky says after checking the time on the wall clock. “And I have a paper to finish anyhow. But… Tomorrow. Sound good?”

“Who says I’m dressing up as anything?” Kevin asks, looking over the back of the couch.

“Me.” Andrew says with a grin.

Kevin sighs. “Fine.”

[bougiebutchbinch]

I need Ashley and Frenchie to hook up during herogasm. She’d definitely make him cry but in a good way I think? I feel like they’re both very kinky and I’d love to see them interact. (Bonus points if they don’t recognize each other and we get a surprised pikachu face moment when they cross paths later. MM gets to look at them both, see the realization on their faces, and promptly say, “You’re kidding me. You two have fucked? When the fuck did you find the time to do that, Frenchie! This is why you have to stick to the plan!”)

oh that would be delicious. I love the idea that they just had a ridiculous kinktastic one night stand - and then their paths cross years later in an official Boys vs Vought capacity and their jaws basically hit the floor!

MM would be the one to just spit it out like that. "What the fuck Frenchie. Seriously???"

I love this for them, and think it would be very fun!

......Regarding Herogasm, my mind-cup still floweth over with fucked-up ideas regarding Temp V!supe Hughie and Losing His Powers, Pre-New Heart Reggie having a very flipped strength dynamic :3c and fucking nasty about it while Hughie's a) still very angry about Robin and b) strong enough to actually hold Reggie down :3c because I am a problem child and I think that would fix A-Train, personally. Maybe they can make really awkward eye contact with Ashley and Frenchie on the other side of the room while Hughie and Ashley are both balls deep

[an-ev-ent-full-time]

imma bully you and remind you of the architect bones >:3c

BREATHES A WORLD-WEARY SIGH AND PULLS UP THE MODELS

Lumi, my friend, my fellow beast among men, you know exactly what you bring.

It is at long last time to “Discuss” this wretched thing

Let’s start from the bottom and work our way up, cause I wanna get the worst of it out of the way. The fucking,.. Legs. Here’s what we see in-game;

Technical flaws aside, this is pretty normal and reasonable. Three main segments per leg, articulated toes on the front, hoof foot in the back, an almost standard digitigrade setup. This would be fine, if not for the fact that half of those joints don’t actually exist

There are two segments excluding foot bones

I’m assuming that ball in the front legs is a knee

Solid bones in the toes

So uhm,… yeah basically;

And this is before I mention that these aren’t actually connected to the body! THAT’S RIGHT BABY!! THESE THANGS FLOATIN!!!

So, when Al-an says “primitive ball and socket joints”, I must ask him back! Compared to what, buddy? Miss me with that whale vestigial hind leg bones shit. Your hips are useless and your weight is supported by nothing. Also why so many holes. I hope that’s for like, internal wiring or whatever.

EXHIBIT B, RIBS AND SPINES

The lower back is all one solid bone

That is just a human spine. We know personally how bad this shit is at supporting vertical weight. I’m experiencing those effects right now.

Is this ribs anymore? I’ll call it frame. The chest frame is, again, solid. A very rigid structure, there’s no movement in there. Not quite as bad, considering they don’t have lungs (at least not in the same way we do) but still bad for mobility. Looks cool tho, I guess

Back to something worse now, arms! Hands!! Shoulder blades!!

Not the worst elbow joint tbh

Forearm bones are fused. Again, no movement. They cannot twist their arms

No wrist bones. The hand is a single solid bone. The thumb/claw is also one bone

Now what’s going on back here? Is that a collarbone? Connected to the neck and fused with the shoulder blade?? What is that spike?? I have no idea what this would do to the movement range of the arms and shoulders. Presumably bad things. Also that big bit coming off the top is the shoulder… handles?

And finally, the skull. It’s easily the least egregious part of it all, honestly I like it a lot, save for the thick as hell neck bones. Why are they… So Large. No idea what’s going on with the skull-neck joint tho, cannot tell if it’s good or bad. Definitely weird to me at least.

Skull pretty cool. I’d hazard a guess and say the main brain isn’t up there and it’s all sensory stuff so a lot of holes is fine (also they put armour on top of the head), and the ‘face’ is very interesting. Makes me wonder if they had vertical jaws. Of all the things to be solid bone, the horns were the last thing I’d expect (they are semi hollow tho), and the prongs give me moose vibes. Also the whole thing sits farther back in the head than I thought.

So yeah that basically sums it up. Their legs fucking suck and the rest is anywhere from ‘why tho’ to ‘sure I guess’. The way Al-an moves ingame should be impossible for him and if this skeleton is actually cannon in its entirety then man must have some extra Secrets. And if there’s any architect skeleton defenders in existence I would love to hear from you.

[decaydanceredacted]

i want to "accidentally" piss on stumps face while he eats me out. i just know it'll make him soo angry he'll probably yell "what the fuck !???" and push himself off of me lolz

and once he forgives me n we fuck again i wanna lock him in with my legs while he's buried in me and piss all lover him and let it leak out all over him n his balls ;3c

.

[rarepears]

What is Rarepears wasn't Fox23 but actually Airplane Shooting Across the Sky; having no idea how he ended up with THIS system as well but its a nice reprieve from normal paper work so "Fuck it, we balling"

Sorry, I'm too banana to be Airplane Shooting Across the Sky, but hey, I think Airplane would have a blast living my life.

It's a pretty good life compared to his, I'd like to think. :3c

[dairy-farmer]

Twas rereading you respond to my Fake But Not Really, Informant Robin Ask? The Hunt and Prey dynamics? And just?

Dat implication that he legit could find TENTACLES in those pants at this point and would STILL find a way to fuck him? >:3c oh myyyyy~

What if he WAS a cis Boy? Gnc, first to make it harder to ID him, then just cause it felt right? And just?

Bruce slowly transitioning from rage to anger to concern to frustration to obsession. He's been trained by the FINEST IN THE WORLD. This is literally HIS CITY. How. HOW is this boy out running him? Then this teen. Then this pretty young thing.

Obviously, Tim has dumped EVERYTHING into his speed and evasion stats. Bruce is a walking tank. He Would Absolutely Lose. And just? How many near misses were there? More then once! Where Bruce ASSUMES and Tim is his squirmy, impossible to pin forever self.

Did Bruce tackle him? Wrapping around him to make sure the fall isn't too hard on those rough, rough rooftops? Get to feel that hot little body pressed under him right until he's escaped? Does he get him pinned to a wall perhaps? Get to smell that spice and herbs body wash? Practically TASTE the sweat in the air between you as "Robin" gasps high and muffled up against the bricks for air? Getting distracted are we Bruce? Frustrating when he gets AWAY because of it..... ain't it?

If only there was a way to STOP that~

And it's not like... not like he can PLAN for when The Robin shows up. Gotta have the supplies ON him. But uhh, quick question, Bruce. What ARE those supplies? When did that lubricant make it's way in? That condom?

And that FILE on your computer... when DID you start it? With research and plans? Oh sure you had a few male lovers in the past, but never have pulled BATMAN level research for it... did ya? And a ROOM huh? Oh sure, sure. Gotta first contain the possible threat. Mmmhm. Oh? The threat assessment? I see... then "ideally, folding him into the family" huh?

As a son? Doesn't seem like a son, there, Bruce. And that room seems very... sex prison-y. "Threat assessment" their Various Bat Asses. Where's bruce? Off hunting down the step-mom. It's absolutely a kink they joke (so they don't have to think about how it genuinely IS).

And just? The bolas finally catching his upper body. Down he goes. Bruce on him in seconds. One fuild motion to get handcuffs securing ankles together. Gloved hand in his hair pressing back down before he can get up to start struggling free. Got him. GOT HIM.

And it's everything he HAS not to be a savage. Dragging his other glove off, don't know where it's been, wanna FEEL. Those pants dragged down so fast he's surprised he doesn't tear them. Coms and cams already off. Lube open. Sliding a finger all the way home.

Getting a yelp. Panting and squirming and NOT THIS TIME, you wont! You're staying RIGHT where he wants you! Not even trying to STRETCH this brat so much as looking for that spot that'll- Finding it and getting a squeak and a jolt. Feeling EVERY tooth bear itself as he smiles like a shark. Getting a WAIL as he started ramming in.

His pretty prey thrashing but trapped as his poor little spot is HAMMERED. He's not gonna be running ANYWHERE. Telling that. Growling out, half high out of his mind with the victory and lust, EXACTLY how frustrating he's been. How much of a god damned TEASE. Pushing in another finger, just to feel his body stretch. To TAKE it as he finger fucks like a brute. Drags him over the edge.

Buries his fingers in deep and grinds and grinds and GRINDS.

The poor little hole forced to take it, as he milks him through it. Makes him sob. Gasp for air. Like HELL he's done. YEARS. This tease, this hunt going for YEARS. Barely remembers to slide the damn condom on. Gonna test him at the cave. If he's clean, fuck him RAW. Pulls the whimpering wreck into his arms and into his lap.

Sheaths him right on his cock. Balls deep in one go. Holds his little face still and he peels off that mask. Runs the face match. Got him. Timothy Drake.

Fucks deep and hard, growling every bit of information that pops up right in "Robin's" ear. Found you. Got you. No more escape.

And just? All that frustration~ But Bruce is not a MONSTER! Oh no, it's unthinkable to HURT you so much you can't escape. But physical exhaustion? And wouldn't you know it, humans ARE just so much more susceptible to influence when on the brink of exhaustion from marathon sex. Feel like agreeing with him... don't you? *muffled groan whine from the bed* Atta boy.

But of course~ Tim is not so easily swayed. His a strong willed young Twink who don't need no Bat-Man! He will not be-! *hand lands ominously on his shoulder as he's trying to sneak out* Ha ha.... he's in Danger(tm). *is dragged back for The Fuckening: Round Another One*

It's like the Bat and the cat except it's just Bruce trying to convince Tim to STOP running around Gotham and stay in his nice comfy manor with technology, a bat cave, and Bruce's bed in it! But Tim SHANT. He is an independent Twink! A MODERN man of mystery! You can't convince him with sex!

To which Bruce says "Bet."

😭😭😭😭 tim is a modern man and can't be bought with incredible sex from a mentally ill men who has jacked off to fantasies of catching him and mounting him on the wall like a prized deer head but also of literally mounting tim and fucking the desire to be his stay at home wife and cockwarmer into his head ❤️❤️❤️.

[desceros]

Ugh

Fuck chapter 20 strung and brought real tears to my eyes. I was feeling everything viola-chan so viscerally. Admittedly it hurts worse than 19 (though that still sucked balls)

Honestly, I’m not surprise with the whole reveal of her as unreliable narrator. I immediately thought of chapter 13 where we experienced it before when she was spiraling into delirium from her cold (my favorite by the way XD fucking hilarious). I’m so eager to see how this unfolds >:3c especially so for Leo’s reaction to this whole situation. Regardless of what’s to come, he should have given Donnie the shovel talk as well. When your brother and best friend are dating, you have to do the talk with both.

you certainly do!! assuming you want your brother to be happy, of course. hehe

indeed!! excellent memory! i did put that scene in specifically to highlight that!! dances on the stage