If you're a vegan and force your carnivorous pet on a vegan diet, like a cat for example, you're a horrible person.
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I CANT TAKE IT I NEED THEM TO KISS ME TO SLEEP AND WISH ME A GOODNIGHT AND STOP MY REPEATING NIGHTMARES AND LET ME DREAM FOR ONCE RAHHHH
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reminding myself there are no truly "bad days", because every single day, someone somewhere in the world has taken a photo of an extremely tiny animal and shown it to someone else, and that's very good actually
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Lil doodle between comms but I wanna expand on this concept, someone was like "what if they swapped personalities" and I was like 🤔
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uh, okay. i'm very scared to ask but : rabbit that's not really a rabbit...?
yeah, there's, like. a small god, shaped like a rabbit, that lives in my yard. I would say it's a normal rabbit except it's not. It won't move from my driveway if I'm trying to drive out and it was there first. I can walk up within a few feet of it, and it will turn and just look at me like what do you want? It's the only rabbit that freaks the hell out of all my birds, they CANNOT be directed or communicated with when this rabbit comes around, they will do nothing but stand on alert and stare at it making a soft warning call. I've caught it SEVERAL times now standing nose to nose with one of my peacocks, and it just looks at me and walks away when I catch them. hawks and falcons and eagles and owls constantly pass over my yard, and it is full of rabbits that do not hide from them, and I've never seen evidence of one being taken. You know the moment you walk into a very dark room and maybe it's a room you've been in before and maybe you don't believe in ghosts, but also it's still dark and your little leftover lizard hindbrain goes "anything could be inside of here waiting for me" the second before you turn on the light? It's like that feeling, except in the shape of a rabbit. i didn't ask for any of that.
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Started thinking of a rubber house butch who provides the anvils and pianos for gags and a retired 1990s sex icon couple
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What does a Tumblr "Like" mean to you?
I'm just very personally curious. I'd love some sweet reblog action to get a good sample size, Eddie! P-p-p-p-please!
Thanks for your insight, pals!
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