#...if not occasionally wet

[axe-trio-commanders]

I'm curious about Olirus! What's their Deal(tm)? (Also I would like to hug Zori. Not because of any particular reason but because I think she needs one)

- @fractal-quadrilioquy

Yesyes Olirus!! (sorry this took a lil, needed to get screenshots and also. Awakeness) So- Olirus Quickshot is one of my newer cats, and sort of like... I dunno, my most lowkey, normal-ish character...? Which is. Completely relative considering the nonsense everyone else gets up to, but here's the gist;

Olirus was, originally, just a pretty darned good sniper, originally working under Iron before joining the Vigil, primarily because she thought Almorra was just really, really cool the first time she heard about her, and Olirus really wanted to go all-in and fight dragons. She was pretty renowned for taking shots with pretty good accuracy for how many shots she could take, and how quickly- she's not an assassin, really, but she's good at taking out a large number of pretty long-range targets. So she joins the vigil, climbs a few rungs up the ladder, everything's going great! They actually defeated Zhaitan! Woo!! ....And then Maguuma happens, and- pending probably another post and a heavy TW- Olirus is suddenly Much Less Jazzed about the Vigil. Not that she things the Vigil is wrong, just... wrong for her. And her continued mental health. So, after taking the airship to Elona, Olirus just kinda... bounces, trying to just. Disappear in the chaos. She eventually finds a job as a guard for this exotic raptor racing facility, which is... well, it pays money, even if she doesn't like her boss very much. ....Until a group raids the place, she gets shot in the arm with a necromantic-energy-packed ammunition that is now attempting to slowly rot away her arm, and instead of, say, doing anything to help with that, her boss just fires her instead. So now she's slowly losing an arm, and doesn't have a job. So she does what any reasonable charr would do, which is steal her favorite raptor (Her name is Cherry) and book it again. (This is Cherry)

Eventually, she recieves help with the arm from... (admittedly I have this part less decided, so some necromancer/scientist someone who decides to be nice without immediate payment)- which stops the decay even if it won't heal the arm. It's still functional, though it is pretty smelly and she's worried it'll be more fragile than normal, so she's made a special glove to fit around it. At this point, she decides she's honestly done with any job involving having to use violence, and you know what she figures is the furthest possible thing from her prior occupation in the Vigil? Candy-making. She's going to make a candy store. And run it. And use the proceeds to take care of Cherry. And anyone who threatens her candy store, or the children who come to buy from it? ...Well, she does still have a rifle, and she isn't half bad with a pair of daggers, either. They just have fun themes, now.

(.....this character was at least partially inspired by the fact i thought you could flavor the azure railgun skin as mint-chocolate themed. Also I wanted a character I could just kinda fit into any au or rp space...)

[hinamie]

you should draw kuna more

guy shrugging emoji

[occasionally-bushfire]

Day 4 - BREAKING NEWS!!

two local unnamed strays, one a Toy Perrier and the other a Tail Snipped Snattle, have had a baby homunculus together!! Biologists world-wide are befuddled by this biologically impossible creature!!! More at 7

[daftdrac]

Hey so I was scrolling YouTube and clicked on a life steal video without knowing it was life steal. It was a Pentar video, entitled "I Created A Secret Minecraft Civilization" obviously based around creating a secret 'team' of sorts, behind the back of his teammate, ECorridor, as revenge because he believes he's keeping his own secret from him after the two made a pact not to lie. I spent an hour and fifteen minutes watching this video, engaged in the idea of the betrayal one might feel to lead them to do something like that, only to get a gayass speech at the end from ECorridor about how he's not actually immortal because he died with only one witness and kept it from everyone, including Pentar, for months, because he felt guilty about dying after Pentar had put so much effort into protecting him.

Someone tell me why I clicked on this video expecting silly shenanigans and walked out of it carrying two more absolutely ridiculous gays in my little belt bag of queer ships /silly

[buwheal]

Can I give Spamton a hug??

[starkmaiden]

Love it when Krycek shows up and he’s trying to be a baddie but Mulder is just treating him like a nuisance.

[crazycoated]

my personal concept of roadrat: they dont rly have insecurities that need to be patched over w labels or obvious affirmations. they sleep together, they heist together, & are never apart; yet if u ask either of them if theyre dating theyre like 'doesnt sound very anarchy to me.. idk' their relationship transcends the common dating lingo THEY WILL NOT BE CONTAINED!

[solovelyanddry]

It turns out the Cattons were big shareholders in Waystar Royco, and Roman is dispatched to England to woo the new owner of their estate prior to a big vote.

The kings? Short.

The vibes? Rancid.

The bathroom? Covered in coke.

[occasionaltouhou]

this is my new oc (former sona) her name is Oomori Yumi (大守 遊未, yumi is her given name) her gimmick is that she's the only villager who's read the entire chronicle. she did it with the goal of trying to become more safe outside the village and unfortunately now she is simply afraid all of the time. she still goes outside though because she is farming a new type of bean near the forest of magic

she is one of the few villagers who fights spell card duels. due to a misunderstanding she uses actual playing cards as danmaku. she has to pick them up off the ground after every battle. they're not laminated or anything either so some of them are in really bad condition. very embarrassing

despite being afraid all the time she is actively smug about having read the chronicle. she claims to be well-prepared. she is not

OTHER KEY FEATURES:

hair styled after reimu's with the goal of making her easily mistaken for the shrine maiden and thus left alone (doesn't help)

big coat with big pockets full of food + playing cards

the thing around her neck is a compass. it always points at youkai mountain for some reason

very big boots. they're important

[bludgeoning-with-a-teabag]

comparing the Cat King to Crowley from Good Omens? WRONG. The Cat King should be compared to Crowley from Supernatural.

[licentiousdollboy]

Really funny that I talk about wanting to fuck grandpas but the only person I ever fucked forreal is a dude half a year younger than me

[bumblingbabooshka]

I don’t typically like when star trek characters reference legacy characters just to talk about how great and perfect they are but I do like this route where even though Tuvok calls him a great visionary in the end he brings Spock up to say he argued with him. I think this is the way of the future. Lean in. Star Trek characters should say things like ‘An old man cut me off in space traffic the other day. I think it was McCoy?’ and another should nod and shake their head like he’s always doing that shit

[theweatherinmyhead]

know what is so rude? The fact that i have been conditioned to associate wearing my contacts with Being Awake and wearing a bra with Doing Things

or rather that my brain tells me that i am Not Prepared for Productivity if i am not wearing a bra, and Not Really Awake if I’m wearing my glasses

Like- i have to wear a bra if I want to get my tasks done? Why? Why must i feel the presence of a bra band if i want to clean my house? I’m blessed with B/C cups; i don’t need a bra to clean my house! But my body informs me of the sensation of NOT wearing a bra more insistently than the sensation OF wearing one. Bra = normal, no bra = lazy time now.

Same w contacts. I wear them all day every day & only wear my glasses to/from the bathroom in the morning/evening. I can’t even sort out making breakfast on the weekend if I’m wearing glasses. My brain says ‘oh i see those frames there, that means we are very close to the sleep time’ and just refuses to be awake. It took effort to train myself into wearing glasses regularly for the year or two i did that (out of probably 20 years of wearing them)

Anyway, i gotta finish tidying the kitchen and folding my laundry, so i guess i’d better go put a bra on

[kevin-the-bruyne]

there should really be a 10 BL boys I’d like to keep in my pocket version of that 10 BL boys I want carnally ask game so the aces can have fun too lol

[daydreamycrustacean]

So many people followed me for that iwtv fanart I did and I feel bad bc the only thing that I want to draw in the foreseeable future is doctor who fanart but only of the parts of it that are no longer relevant to whatever is going on with the show currently

[brokendoor16]

someone had to get a bath yesterday…

OH MY GOD I LOVE HER