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i think I should be allowed to murder someone. for the plot
#PLEASE I SWEAR#we need a plot device okay#little spice to move the story along#its getting too boring we need a little flavor#I am not an aggressive person i just.#people#you understand#whoever is writing my story or whatever#OMNIPOTENT WRITER PERSON I BEG OF YOU#LET ME FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY#I don't actually know what I'm talking about anymore#what?#hm#hmmmmmm#I should probably start getting more sleep#I think its affecting my ability to function#...nah its probably fine#god if you're there#god if you exist#PLEASE#just once#just a little murder#just. a little#don't really know how to tag this so I'm just gonna. leave it at this#dramatical murder
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....is it bad that i'm going to see a movie named sinners the day the pope died
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will sneaking mike in through his bedroom window so they can make out. and it's all well and good yk they're giggling and kissing but then hopper decides to check on will because it's like 11 pm and he's making so much noise and, in a bout of desperation whilst hopper is opening his door, will shoves mike off of his bed and onto the hardwood floor so hopper can't see him.
and like. hop knows INSTANTLY what's up (he already knows at this point that will and mike are dating) because will has a dopey lil smile on his face and a hickey forming on his neck and his clothes are all ruffled right. but hopper plays it off, asks will if he's okay, will says he is. alright then. hopper leaves. he knows mike is definitely somewhere in the house. probably with a forming bruise from the bump he heard.
unfortunately, will shoving mike off of the bed so abruptly did, in fact, give him a bump on his forehead, so he goes downstairs to get ice for it.
hop is downstairs, too, sipping coffee and watching as mike pulls a bag of peas from the freezer (mike doesn't notice him at first) and subsequently grumbles a, "hey, mike. fall off the bed again?" from the dining table. mike very nearly shits his pants.
(hop let's him stay, though, on the condition that there will be no "funny business".)
#this happened trust me i was the peas#idk what this is. im so tired guys lmao#im not rereading it but like theres probably grammatical mistakes its fine#can utlel im sick or ah#*nah#stranger things#byler#mike wheeler#will byers#jim hopper#st.txt
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Something Ive noticed after absolutely hyperfixating on CRK (specifically Shadow Milk but no one is surprised):
There’s seemingly a sort of scale of humanization of cookies in crk
Like

Full Cookie:
It’s the one that seems to show up the most in animation
Also the memes with his in-game sprites
Just so good
Literally everyone in my life can recognize him now I think this is starting to become an issue
Also is his hair actually hair or a hat/jester cap? I have positively no clue so I’m just gonna say its weird candy hair
Given if he wore two hats ontop of eachother that would be funnier
Human but still Cookie-y? Anthro Cookie
The one that I’ve seen the most of
Sometimes has elf ears, which is a goated HC
Also when his hair is drawn kinda like with a tentacle/mind of it’s own sort of curling to it, simply peak
The eyes in his hair also seem more expressive when people draw him in this style? Probably just coincidence
That being said whenever I draw him I always make his eyes show his true emotions bc like nah bro ur hair eyes aint abt to lie with you like its just funnier if they dont
Fully humanized design
Simply adore this one aswell
I just love SMC period
The style that leaves the most room for different interpretations of how to adapt his more fantastical elements and make them look natural
I personally like adding those curls in his hair that overlap to make it resemble the eyes he normally has
Given the range of derangedness in his expression is limited by the constraints of human flesh I personally draw his default look as looking like a mischievous little guy
Yeah idk why I had the idea for this post at 3am and absolutely had to make and color those doodles as soon as I did but here I am screaming into the void abt SMC
#cookie run kingdom#crk#art#shadow milk crk#can you tell im hyperfixating#i have more problems now#yes he counts as more than one#should i be concerned?#nah its probably fine#this can also be seen as a scale of how ok it would be to eat any given one of these#like from maybe ok given hes sentient but still food#to most likely some degree of cannibalism#and ending in definitely cannibalism territory#debating on the morality of eating a sentient cookie#is this what the witches do at the witches banquet or like#are they all ok with it???
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Qdhdahfahadhadhdagahdfgh I need to go leave my room and eat food but I am under a big comfy blanket hugging a plushie and very flustered bc my bf just said something very sweet and cute over the phone :3
#do not want to leave my room rn..... want to just. sit and appreciate the feeling for a bit <3#are there any tags i should put here??#idk. i dont think so??#maybe there needs to be a tag for “Moth posting bc their bf did smth cute and theyre going insane over it”#bc like. i do that frequently enough that maybe i should have a tag. idk#(for anyone who hasnt seen my post: “bf” is referring to the same person i usually call my qpbf. it's just easier to type this and also-#-probably more accurate to our relationship i think. so im probably gonna stop typing that whole thing and just say “my bf”)#anyways. do i need a tag?#nah. its fine. i don't need a tag
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really dont like any of nowi’s vanilla game supports what if i just married her to anna
#ann plays awakening#i dont even know if thats possible i havent recruited anna yet#but it is a little tempting#normally i pair nowi with donnel which is like. fine.#its probably the least worst of all the nowi supports in terms of how i feel after#i used to really like her with ricken but their ending made me so upset i never did it again#anna!nah sounds intriguing…#is that a thing has that ever been a thing probably not#ohhh why couldnt nowi just. just adopt. GOD#marrying her to anna doesnt fix my distaste for nowi supports but its something new. fresh.#red head nah is also just very nice. i do judge pairings based off of hair color btw
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yesterday @ work the coworker who really dont like me asked me if I was doing anything with my mom for mother's day and i got to whip out my usual mood-killer dialogue whenever people ask abt my family
#'my mom's dead' 'oh no! im so sorry to hear that!' 'nah its fine she was abusive'#i need to just open w i havent spoken to them for like 10 years probably to avoid having to hear the auto sympathy ppl respond w#amber's shit you can ignore
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back in septmeber i got some kind of attack in the middle of lab so they sent me to the ER because they didn't want to take chances with me dying from chemicals but still made me pay the hospital fees myself. then i still had to go back the next week to finish my lab. then bad news happened last week and my. lab report is so fucking late. all these penalties. it will be worth fucking nothing. what did i go to the ER for they should have just let me die there #tbh
#i assumed it was some panic attack not sure all i knew was my heart was beating fast even though my emotions were calm#and i was red like a lobster#oh yeah all that time and waiting to go to the ER doctor and showing him list of chemicals i worked with#and paying medical fees#just for them to go “bro i have no fucking clue what happened”#easilyy top 5 bruh moments this year#i really did not want to go to the ER like i thought seeing the schools general practitioner was enough#but the lab tech was so kind to accompany me everywhere#and she was the one who insisted i go to the ER even when i was like “ehhhh its probably fine”#and i am weak to older women what can i say#....my life was a series of unfortunate events unfolding into this utterly unsatisfying conclusion#should have had an anime arc like...No...I cant let her down...I cant let my trip to the hospitals go to waste...i will..finish this...!#but nah fate said “have a reason to spiral back into depression during hell week. and its something you cant even talk about.”#..i sound like im complaining but i just like talking about my life like comedy with plot points and foreshadowing etc#anyway i gotta write 2 reports tonight#then i can finally drink that vodka i bought last week#or maybe i should write my reports drunk..yeah!#unironically might be a good idea considering how much i overthink these things to the point of executive dysfunction
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For anyone annoyed by the Tumblr changes, if you're on desktop I would recommend using XKit Rewritten (and New XKit for any other odd changes you'd like to try out, including even older aspects of Tumblr). It's the older version of Rewritten but most of the extensions on it are still supported/do work). I can't guarantee they'll definitely make a fix for it/a direct fix for this particular UI change, but it's possible that they might since they usually make extensions that allow you to essentially revert changes made to the UI. Other various UI extensions (such as old ones from Tumblr's past UIs that the extensions basically just revert you to) may also help fix up your UI.
As you might expect these extensions need to be on to work/revert the appearance of the UI (so if you turn them off you'll revert to the current state of Tumblr), but while they are on you can curate your UI to look how you want it. This goes for both New XKit and XKit Rewritten. I use both and I couldn't live without them lol. You can get some big oldies of Tumblr's, like classic search on Rewritten or the Tweaks extension (full of various UI tweaks) on New XKit (including the old shade of blue Tumblr used a long time ago that I never stopped using!).
Unfortunately I don't know of any solution for mobile if it affects mobile at any point (or if it already has), but whenever you're on desktop, I would definitely recommend both these versions of XKit. I have so many extensions from them that I often don't even realize when there are UI changes (remember how Tumblr added themes for your dashboard? I didn't even notice for the longest time because I've had New XKit on the whole time) because Tumblr's default coding is overwritten by the extensions I have on.
#DCB Comments#literally like when was the last time I was bothered/affected by a big UI change#idk bc I always have XKit on lol fhjaghjfg like half the time I don't even notice there was a change#atm I can't tell if I just haven't been hit by the change yet or if all the extensions I'm using are preventing it#bc I use a LOT of old interface extensions so in a sense I'm using an older version/look to Tumblr#I also heard a techbro runs Tumblr now so don't be surprised that this site is going to#end up looking like a Twitter clone. techbros want all social media to look exactly identical#while still claiming to want to one up each other and act like they have the bigger/better company#like nah bruh y'all're the same and y'all're shit#as much as I still hope Tumblr doesn't fall into that I feel like it will unless someone else runs Tumblr soon :'(#like buddy I don't use Twitter much at all anymore for a reason. well a lot of reasons#anyway get New XKit for lots of OLDER older Tumblr stuff and Rewritten for newer stuff/updated New XKit stuff#New XKit still works fine it's just that they made a newer/more improved version of New#if you've never used XKit make sure to use NEW and REWRITTEN tho#the original XKit is probably no longer functional and I don't even know if it's still on the app stores#last I knew of it most of its extensions were so outdated that they broke a long time ago#but you can use both of the newer ones together actively and it works amazingly
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honestly one of my favourite things to colour and render is gore but there's just so little times that it's necessary
i mean unless you're doing a horror gore piece... but still...
#sage speaks#this is probably an only me thing#the other probably only me thing is that I love horror in like still images or text but as soon as its in a game or show or movie hell nah#i know the reason why. its cause i hate jumpscares. i mean everything else is fine tbh... body horror yes please....
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My mom saying "oh I need to get on that" about a problem I've been having for years🤩
#yes girl give us nothing#i have a theory.. i believe my mouth sores are hormonal cause i always get them a week before my period#also i didn’t have this problem till 7th grade i.e. when i got my period#bby rambles#lowkey i probably should go to the doctor (*cough* again) but they always just say its an infection and give me antibiotics#and then the next month? boom mouth sores#its so fucking annoying#not to mention if my brothers get sick with anything my mom coddles them#and spends hours researching (just to make sure a cold really is a cold)#but me? oh nah youre fine just stop biting your cheek#like bruh i don't even mean to#and my lymph nodes or whatever under my jaw is swollen and ache-y#and i just want a husband but im a freak and all the hot men are taken#anyways
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Nitb ts au, civilian Dakota au and prime destroyers meeting
rand: rolan. rolan what do we do in this situation.
rolan:
rand: rolan man talk to me
wight: hey why are you guys dead
civ!ashe: you can't just ask someone why they're dead??
wight: I just did though?
destroyers!ashe: he in fact just did.
meanwhile Dakota is trying to teach Kian and Virion Yahtzee
#william and kota are having the world's weirdest staring contest.#also kota kind of vibing with suck nbr. they smell like blood. but they won't let him bite them#william is like 5 seconds from having a breakdown because What there a universe where he's Like That???#kian is winning yahtzee#okay this situation is kind of hilarious in my brain#dakota voice do you think we should worry about those guys#virion voice nah its probably fine#destroyers!ashe is questioning the shit out of civ!dakota and william. she sees the opportunity to get info and is seizing it#rolan is Unsettled by thr destroyers#so is william. william is loosing it#prime destroyers#bitb suckening au#civilian dakota au
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i need eddie to get another guy friend in season 8, and buck loses his shit about it (again), so he breaks up with t because he's convinced that the weird feeling he gets when he sees them together is because he is Really attracted to the new guy.
#like things with t are fine cuz he likes exploring this new side of himself even if t doesnt always match his energy but whatever its fun#and maybe at work chim is the one who brings up eddies new friend and he is immediately just. what new friend?#chim laughs and says. tbf last time eddie got a new friend you attacked him so you could date his friend. hes probably keeping it to himsel#and bucks like. dude what. that was. yeah it was shitty of me but it was a one time thing. i wont do it again...#and when eddie shows up for shift buck immediately asks about his new friend and eddie tells him about the guy without hesitation#after shift tho buck is like. why didnt you tell me about him? after t i get why you dont want to but im just. you dont have to worry man.#buck. i know. im not worried. anyway he and i are gonna head to a bar to catch the game. you want to come with? you can bring t if hes free#oh. thats. thatd be okay? i dont want to idk ruin the vibe by bringing a date#nah man. itll be fine#and so he and t go to the bar and eddies already inside with the new friend and its Fine. its Great actually because t gets along with eddi#and the new guy and the new guy makes eddie laugh and doesnt miss a beat and knows more about the teams record this season than buck and#buck is doing Fine. this guys smile is big and his eyes are bright and when he laughs he sorta leans into eddies space alittle and its Fine#the night ends and buck and t go back to his apartment and buck cant stop thinking about that guys hand when it clapped down on eddies#shoulder or the look on his face as he teased eddie about the beer he drinks (cuz its kinda bad but only buck can say that) and buck Cant.#he wants that guy. he wants his hands and grin and teasing voice all to himself and not on eddie.#so he breaks up with t and ts confused af cuz i thought things were going good?#yeah. i just. i want to explore my options yk now that ive uh figured out i like men.#and its a clean break. not dramatic or messy. t tells him to call if he every changes his mind. buck wont.#bucks trying to not pry about eddies new friend and he doesnt grill eddie or anyone and just waits and listens to all the new info he gains#and eventually eddie invites him out to watch another game because whatever team they were watching made it to the playoffs#and when he gets there eddies like. no t tonight?#nah we. uh. we broke up.#eddie says sorry man that sucks. and the new guy is like. honestly he didnt even seem that into you which what an idiot. youre great.#and its good because the new guy splits his attention between the two of them now. eddie isnt the only one getting hands and grins and eyes#and the third time theyre at the bar the guy follows him to bathroom and kisses him hard against the door before pulling back with a#panicked sorry and leaving and when buck finds eddie after hes like. what happened? new guy ran out of here without even saying goodbye#he kissed me in the bathroom. i think uh. i think he was kinda freaking out about it and thats why he left.#and eddie just blinks at him before being like. buck. buck you said you werent going to do this again.#i didnt mean to! and buck means it. he just saw the way that guy made eddie laugh and put his hands on eddie and had eddies attention and#oh.
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tfw you’re just trying to look up some current affairs and end up on a late night wikidive instead
#s. so. haze season has finally returned huh……. i completely forgot it was a thing tbh#can’t believe *the* haze has its own wikipage tbh… of all things to have a page why *that*???????#and there are even pages for almost every year of haze. like lmaoooooooo who had this much free time to document it hello~~~~???#but man~~~~~ i hope my bro’s doing aight in this with his military training and all… i hope they’re giving him sufficient water breaks#nah wait he’ll be fine. he’s physically fit. he can survive a workout in the haze… probably. provided it doesn’t get worse. ahaha…….#hm. but. anyways. stay safe and hydrate yourselves if you’re affected by *the* haze. drink water!!!!!!!!!#h e lp wait i forgot about the thank you for the clean air page im c r y i ng#2015’s haze was quite the time though……. i just remembered my then-friends sending a voice mail to our chat group to manifest school closure#and t h e n sending a follow up recorded cheer of ‘nO SCHOOL!!!!!!!’ when school was (indeed) cancelled due to the weather#g o d i haven’t thought about them in a long while… i hope they’re doing fine these days#oops forgor to disable rbs for a bit this app is kinda annoying tbh
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i just love her okay
#i just love this voice actress like idk it just feels like yaz#like all the others are fine theyre fine its the lines in french you know what more can you expect#but yaz feels like. idk. 3d. embodied in a way dubs arent really#also i havent rewatched this episode in a really long time i'd forgotten how kind dan was being#'nah she probably just doesnt notice dont worry' 5 minutes later 'you totally know'#everyone plays the doctors game this era#everyone is the doctor#also ive said this before but i love how yaz cries without ever acknowledging it
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constant questions when making au's, one being would an uv-band from ons keep a demon from dying from the sun in demon slayer??
#it would be funny as hell#if a demon tried thinking it was fine and just poof#bonfire in the day#only works on vampires xD#nah but for a demon slayer au i am so stuck on demon or human verse for a default#probably demon that didn't bother ever challenging for a rank??#its hard trying to place strong characters in a universe with ranking cause like you dont wanna boot other charatcers b u t you dont want t#diminish your characters actual strength#honestly ons vampires vs kny demons would be interesting#both have advantages#since we dont really know if vampires can regenerate#i like to think they can to a limit unlike a demon#since the whole remove the heart aspect of a vampire#like to think physically and stuff are vampires but overall abilities go to demons??#if its dealing with blood arts and stuff#but then again urd did step on a missile like it was nothing#SO-#idk#and ky slashed an entire skyscrapper in half#i know that the demons in ons are probably superior depending on which ones like ashera or shikama#the power scaling is just so different and difficult sometimes T-T#but like demon-powered up humans vs regular humans of kny?? yeah
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