#sage speaks

[orchidbreezefc]

i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle

[our-bisexual-experience]

Y’know what? Shoutout to all the people in the LGBTQIA+ community that can’t be out of the closet because they would quite literally die if they were. Shoutout to them.

[sagethegremlin]

i stg this needs to STOP happening to balloon someone get this bitch some yoyleberries

[sageama]

you know what i want? no, no- you know what i need? i need to be someone's personal pornstar. i need to send someone photos and videos of me playing with myself, squeezing and pinching my tits, recording myself for their pleasure, and then watching them praise (or degrade :P) me for being such a good little star for them

[poolingkalamity]

When you forget to shower but damn does it smell so good though just hhhh girl musk got me acting unwise on myself...

[fieldofsecretss]

Y/N: Ugh Draco I can’t do this stupid math...!

Draco: What’s the math problem?

Y/N: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope we won’t multiply.

Theo: Not gonna lie that was smooth as fuck..

*Draco still not getting it*

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

me XD

[secret-sageent]

Thinking about how, usually, the player calls Precinct 41 on day 1. Thinking about how this is probably when Jean learned about his amnesia. Thinking about how Kim said it took him about two days to get into Martinaise cuz of the roadblock. Thinking about how Jean and Judit get there on day 3. Thinking about how this implies that Jean literally dropped everything immediately to get to Martinaise to check on Harry. Thinking about how this shows that, even if he hides it well, he really fucking cares about Harry and worries about him and maybe even- *i get shot in the head and die*

[storytellerofuntoldlegends]

I will say that while I totally respect the cc's not wanting to do a lore heavy series, I do hope they know that fandom is gonna fandom and make lore out of it anyway, and that they don't feel like they have to do lore bc of that. We're just having fun in the sandbox that is fandom, mind your business SKSJDNDN

[sagesparrow394]

Just had a Wilbur supporter reblog a post of mine, so just a reminder Wilbur supports are not welcome around here!!! He’s an abuser, with allegations from multiple people, and he admitted to it. Friends who were closer to him than you ever will be dropped him, and it’s harmfully parasocial to believe you know him better than they do

And if you��re reblogging my posts about Charlie Slimecicle, here’s a reminder he publicly posted support for Shelby and is no longer friends with Wilbur

[orchidbreezefc]

ok. years have passed and we've had some distance, so i'm finally gonna take the leap of faith that tma fandom is finally ready to hear me on this. let's talk about tannins.

161 was the first tma episode i heard on early release, and i felt the bit where martin declines wine and cites tannins was pretty obvious in its implications. cool, got it, say no more.

imagine my surprise when i was one of maybe three people i saw read between the lines there, in a fandom famous for red stringing--a fandom that immediately caught the much less obvious thread of ignition sources in the same episode. i'll spell it out: alcohol is an issue for martin.

maybe it just felt obvious because addiction is a pet issue for me--as it is for jonny, who has said everything he writes is filtered through a lens of addiction. i don't know if that's due to his own experience or a loved one's, and i won't speculate; i also don't know if martin personally struggled with drinking or just avoids it for fear he would, but alcohol would fit what we know of his family. his dad walking out and his mum spiralling into bitter wallowing and verbal abuse? i'd bet one or both of them drank, yeah.

on a basic level martin tries to decline alcohol, and that alone should have raised eyebrows given what we know of martin and, again, a fandom that dissects everything. we already knew martin "K" blackwood lied about his personal life and his family in particular, especially pre-canon, which is when this flashback took place. i was shocked that everyone took his flimsy excuse at face value with no further questions.

and the excuse is flimsy. martin turns down wine by--nervously--exclaiming tannins are "a proven headache trigger!" which sounds like trivia from a magazine cover and not the words of someone who actually has headaches--and it hasn't come up before or since. jon, confused, points out that tea, a drink martin consumes to a degree that is memetic both in- and out-of-universe, also contains tannins, and martin squawks a panicked, "what?!"

if tannins are enough of a concern for martin that he knew they're in wine and so avoids it, why didn't he know they're in his drink of choice? why does he still drink tea at the time of canon, and why doesn't he struggle with constant headaches from consuming 'a proven headache trigger' day in and day out? why, indeed, would someone avoid wine and not tea?

when sasha insists martin drink he caves and agrees to 'just a drop'. i imagine him pouring it in a plant, which admittedly he could have done if tannins really were the issue. i will say that i, for one, would be less likely to falsely agree to something that makes me physically ill than to a private issue that i'd rather not be pressed on any further. this scene also establishes martin's birthday was an ice cream party instead of the more traditional visit to a pub.

also, this scene was in the first episode of the final season, as one of three flashbacks that could have been to any pre-canon event in the archives. prime narrative real estate. not really time one would waste on establishing the important character context that martin has... headaches. which never comes up before or after, even regarding the week he spent in spiral town. but you know what is pretty crucial character background...?

it felt like a no-brainer, and yet all i saw was h/c fluff about jon attending to martin's headaches. and i hate feeling bitter about disability representation. i want folks with chronic headaches to feel seen and have fluffy escapist fantasies. i don't want to be mad about people portraying a character with a disability. but, guys? you got the wrong disability. jonny sent a clear message, and it went over fandom's head.

[our-bisexual-experience]

Just wanted to take a minute to say Happy Asexual Awareness Week and Happy Intersex Awareness Week! I love y’all and I wish you a beautiful week!

[sagethegremlin]

smh these bitches are NEVER escaping the cycle of abuse

[sageama]

this year im dedicating my pride month to all those who had their hand dropped when entering a public place

[sagesolsticewrites]

so 👀 what would y’all think of a mechanic!Anto fic bc this show is giving me Thoughts 🫠

[torterragarden]

why is Vira's taunt against Katalina just straight up moaning 😭😭