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mutual 1: the batman penis reveal was kind of mid :/ heres how i would rewrite every batman comic to make them good btw.

mutual 2: ok. be honest. smash or pass.. is it weird i find this guy hot.... [poll with a character who is 8 pixels tall]

mutual 3: UGH i cant believe they traded jorsko glump to the CANARIES of all teams

mutual 4: a girl told me i have serial killer eyes at lunch today. What the hell

mutual 6: here is the cutest animal in the whole world!!!!!

mutual 7: actually this animal is cuter. Tch.

mutual 6: [picture of the two animals cuddling] imagine a beautiful world with me...

mutual 8: guys i barely got the wordle in 6 tries this is so embarrassing i can never show my face in public again

mutual 9: was anyone going to tell about this or was i just going to have to find it myself???? 🥵🥵 [3 year old official art of a character showing his collarbones]

mutual 10: [poll] should i get the 12 or 16 oz drink..... 16 is pricier but im kind of thirsty... update: nevermind i just got robbed :/

[thewickerking]

sorry if this is how you found out 🫡

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[id: two images of a ramen bowl i made for myself. it's broth is a warm brown and its topped with bok choy, green onions, and a soft boiled egg. the first image has the egg intact while the second has sliced in half. end id.]

GUYSSSSSS I had this like so many hours ago but i suck so bad at soft boiling eggs and peeling them but this one was so perfect it made my whole day it was soooooooo good... there was also cheese and roast beef in it which aren't visible in the picture but it was sooooo tasty believe it

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reblog iyw im curious abt ppls answers :3

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final message: i love you people who were "scary" children. i love you people who attacked other people, who hurt animals, who destroyed people's things, on purpose or on accident. i love you people who got labeled "creepy" or "problem child" or "attention-seeking" or "manipulative". i love you people who got kicked out of class or suspended often, who got kicked out of schools, who transferred before you could get kicked, who didn't understand why they got in trouble. i love you students who failed classes, who'd cry in class, who'd sleep through class, who got sent to unhelpful counselors. you weren't at fault for being a struggling child, and i love you if you struggle feeling overwhelmingly guilty for how you acted as a child, and i love you if you dont. i especially love you if you struggle to see yourself as a good person because of whatever you did as a child. i love you people who cant remember what you did, but are told it makes you bad. you are not defined by the actions of your child self, and you are able to choose who to be as you are now. if you have the capacity and interest to make amends, you can, and its also okay to not do that and just leave it all behind. i love you all the same.

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i imagine if the answer is yes, its probably been more than one dream, but choose the longest option out of ur experiences with this! :)

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mutual 1: WDYM none of you have heard explosion gun ???? theyre from the 1930s, sure but they literally made the best song ever [long title or series of numbers that have no meaning]

mutual 2: hey guys can you fill out this survey for my class? its about 15 minutes and it would mean a lot!! i love you

mutual 3: ughhhhh can this guy stop flirting with me? i told him to kill himself after he said [horrifically racist sentence] and he hasnt gotten the hint

mutual 4: im liveblogging a game from 12 years ago if you dont want spoilers im tagging my posts about it as #plwm3 liveblog !!

mutual 5: [poll] should i brutally murder this oc before or after he gets divorced

mutual 6: ok I knowwww im learning 6 languages rn but it would be so fun to learn russian.....

mutual 7: what do you mean you freaks dont dip your bananas in orange juice??? This is literally so normal why are you call me the weird one

mutual 8: just finished meeting up with mutual 9 irl it was so fun im gonna miss you now that you're home again </3

mutual 9: mutual 8 locked me in a basement for 4 hours and played clown music. i wish i couldve stayed longer

mutual 10: OMG THE NEW TRAILER FOR BRIMBLUS JUST DROPPED?????? EVERYONEEE LOOOOOOOK

mutual 11: my dad got me a milkshake breakdown cancelled everyone 🎉🎉

mutual 12: this post reminds me of *******

mutual 13: mutual ^ is talking about scorblo btw

mutual 12: HEY???? MUTUAL 13???? CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF????

mutual 14: [describes the most horrific repeated childhood trauma] but idk if im allowed to say i have mental illness cause im not diagnosed

mutual 15: guys do you think im more blue or purple coded :3

mutual 16: in response to all the transformers fandom callout calling me lesbophobic and racist: [ten paragraphs that make it clear they're clearly the only normal person in this scenario]

mutual 17: wait you guys are actually going to pumpkin patches? i thought those were made up ive never seen a pumpkin irl before...

mutual 18: guys can anybody see me. Please. No one's responding am I shadowbanned or do you all hate me [they're shadowbanned]

mutual 19: ugh this one customer keeps brutally murdering our servers at the restaurant i work at i wanna quit sooo bad but i might get promoted soon so idk

mutual 20: [reblogs a web weaving post about judas] UGH i need to fuck him sloppy style and **** ****** ***** **** *** ***

mutual 21: spam reblogs a genshin character

mutual 22: [screenshot of mutual 21s blog with filtered tags of the characters] you're lucky i care about you so much.

mutual 23: i think im losing my grip on reality. omg wait but look at this cute dog i saw walking home the other day

mutual 24: hi everyone! i just got back from a 6 month social media break :) hope everyones been doing well!

[thewickerking]

typo last time. From my 2018 kinlist:

these are not indicative of my current interests btw. 2018 me was a different person

[thewickerking]

>be me

>my phone has a "security update"

>i ask if it's a security update or if it's going to install monopoly go on my phone for the 4th time

>it laughs. "its a security update sir"

>i update my phone.

>monopoly go is downloaded on my phone.

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that example was one of the more intense ones, but so many adults will be scared of actual literal children for the dumbest shit. kids will be bad at eye contact (avoidant of it or does it "too much") and adults will label them as evil liars or haunting serial killers to be or they'll have a lot of energy and talk a lot and struggle to transition between activities and real life adults will call or even think of them as cruel and selfish or abusive and like. generally ppl place way too much value on childrens actions as "signs" of how they're going to become horrible people as adults and its like. obviously don't let kids do anything but if you're approaching their punishments with a defeatist they're-going-to-grow-up-and-be-evil mindset then like. ur probably not gonna give them the tools and support they need to find alternative avenues and expressions of their (very real and valid) emotions. And that's your fault. 😐

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day 3 of my period, didn't sleep all night, and going to class exclusively to give my fav professor my paper for medical leave for them to sign. rate my outfit (pink mask not pictured)