#pentaphobia

[squoobest]

THE VERDICT.....

(link to original poll here <- there it is!)

[hollowslantern]

went to set an alarm and was greeted by the last set i had

[remy]

Happy birthday Slimey from Sesame Street!!! He is 53 today

[mtridactyla]

mutual 1: gonna get high and send neil gaiman asks

mutual 2: now see him fabulous

mutual 3: (bad faith anon ask) (the entire text of dante's inferno, untagged with no readmore)

mutual 4: (this post contains filtered content)

mutual 5: DANTE NUKE?

mutual 6: i know she pegs him

mutual 7: six paragraphs of propaganda for a poll bracket that will end up redoing that matchup anyway

mutual 8: dream blunt rotation

mutual 9: i need to make him choke on my strap god

mutual 10: (extremely personal vent post about all the ways their life sucks right now)

mutual 11: should i quit my job to join the circus (poll, yes is sweeping by 97%)

mutual 12: (post about bandom drama for a group you couldn't name the lead singer of with a gun to your head)

mutual 13: beatles rpf is okay as long as it's only about the dead ones

mutual 14: i have a pipe bomb for every comic writer that has ever misinterpreted my favorite character

mutual 15: here's my favorite copypasta written as if yoda is saying it

mutual 16: read spiderman 2099 it will not have adverse effects on you

mutual 17: im so drunk i love you guys

mutual 18: obi wan was 25 in the phantom menace. he should have been at the club

[sistervirtue]

mutual 1: god forgive me for what im about to say about him [the most nasty string of sex words possible to make while still coherent] [the him in question is an incredibly generic video game man]

mutual 2: i cant believe some of yall will just post callouts for anything like get fucking real that wasnt even doxxing

mutual 3: some people on this website clearly dont know what doxxing is and besides the issue was the question about the morality of impaling people and leaving their corpses out

mutual 4: [10 paragraphs of analysis that reads super interestingly but then at the end you realize its for a long-running inconsistent childrens franchise]

mutual 5: EVIL WOMAN SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mutual 6: wait why is there vlad dracula tepes factkinning discourse on my dash

mutual 7: [roleplay blog i followed as a teen and is entirely unrelated to anything else on my dash]

mutual 8: i think i had a heart attack but i have a job so idrc about all that rn

[farcillesbian]

dungeon meshi icons 1: marcille eating

[ID: five icons of marcille from dungeon meshi featuring her eating. each icon has a lesbian flag background. icons 1, 2, 4, and 5 are from the anime & icon 3 is from the manga. in icon 1 she's holding man-eating plant tart while pressing her spoon to her mouth and chewing with a surprised expression. in icon 2 she is chewing something with a determined expression. in icon 3 she is slurping something noodle-like while blushing with her eyes closed and her hair is down. in icon 4 she's holding the man-eating plant tart and also holding up her spoon, chewing a mouthful while looking to the side in contemplation. in icon 5 her side profile is shown enjoying the man-eating plant tart. /end ID]

credit is nice but not necessary if u use ʕ◜ᴥ◝ʔ (← pleased bear kaomoji)

open to requests for characters and flags but no guarantee when I'll get around to it !!

[thewickerking]

mutual 1: WDYM none of you have heard explosion gun ???? theyre from the 1930s, sure but they literally made the best song ever [long title or series of numbers that have no meaning]

mutual 2: hey guys can you fill out this survey for my class? its about 15 minutes and it would mean a lot!! i love you

mutual 3: ughhhhh can this guy stop flirting with me? i told him to kill himself after he said [horrifically racist sentence] and he hasnt gotten the hint

mutual 4: im liveblogging a game from 12 years ago if you dont want spoilers im tagging my posts about it as #plwm3 liveblog !!

mutual 5: [poll] should i brutally murder this oc before or after he gets divorced

mutual 6: ok I knowwww im learning 6 languages rn but it would be so fun to learn russian.....

mutual 7: what do you mean you freaks dont dip your bananas in orange juice??? This is literally so normal why are you call me the weird one

mutual 8: just finished meeting up with mutual 9 irl it was so fun im gonna miss you now that you're home again </3

mutual 9: mutual 8 locked me in a basement for 4 hours and played clown music. i wish i couldve stayed longer

mutual 10: OMG THE NEW TRAILER FOR BRIMBLUS JUST DROPPED?????? EVERYONEEE LOOOOOOOK

mutual 11: my dad got me a milkshake breakdown cancelled everyone 🎉🎉

mutual 12: this post reminds me of *******

mutual 13: mutual ^ is talking about scorblo btw

mutual 12: HEY???? MUTUAL 13???? CAN YOU KILL YOURSELF????

mutual 14: [describes the most horrific repeated childhood trauma] but idk if im allowed to say i have mental illness cause im not diagnosed

mutual 15: guys do you think im more blue or purple coded :3

mutual 16: in response to all the transformers fandom callout calling me lesbophobic and racist: [ten paragraphs that make it clear they're clearly the only normal person in this scenario]

mutual 17: wait you guys are actually going to pumpkin patches? i thought those were made up ive never seen a pumpkin irl before...

mutual 18: guys can anybody see me. Please. No one's responding am I shadowbanned or do you all hate me [they're shadowbanned]

mutual 19: ugh this one customer keeps brutally murdering our servers at the restaurant i work at i wanna quit sooo bad but i might get promoted soon so idk

mutual 20: [reblogs a web weaving post about judas] UGH i need to fuck him sloppy style and **** ****** ***** **** *** ***

mutual 21: spam reblogs a genshin character

mutual 22: [screenshot of mutual 21s blog with filtered tags of the characters] you're lucky i care about you so much.

mutual 23: i think im losing my grip on reality. omg wait but look at this cute dog i saw walking home the other day

mutual 24: hi everyone! i just got back from a 6 month social media break :) hope everyones been doing well!

[kutales]

did you guys know you can ship yourself with your ocs? this shits crazy as fuck

anyways happy 5 year anniversary to me and my girlfriend

ender (left): he/it, arty (right): any prns

[butchiful]

Im Taking Your Phone Away. Like 2 and 3 and 4 make sense But what the fuck do you mean by the 5th one. Are you stupid

[princesable]

i love fusion accidents. what the fuck is this

[remy]

"ohh Baldur's Gate 3 is bad" "the game is 150gb thats ridiculous" "theres so many bugs its not worth it" Whatever. Bunt Chugley makes up for it all

[mtridactyla]

[rockman-x]

pikmin 1 e 2 e pikmin 3

pikmin novo controle de jogo no wii

pikmin 4 e 5, pikmin 6, pikmin 7

pikmin dezoito bilhões e onze

pikmin 3 deluxe e hey! pikmin

pikmin tentação e pikmin pecado

pikmin no seu ipad se chama pikmin bloom

cross-over novo com pikmin e doom

JOGO DE BROWSER PERDIDO PIKMIN SPACE.... FORCE....

fortnite pikmin

pikmin argila molhada e pikmin areia,

aventura pikmin (nintendo land)

pikmi chegando em super smash bros. brawl

o esporte novo que eu fiz que você joga bola de pikmin

pikmin no gamecube onde você pode jogar

gostando ou não você vai encontrar...

pikmin no gamecube onde você pode jogar

gostando ou não você vai encontrar lá...

(pikmin tá no gamecube)

(pikmin tá no gamecube)

(pikmin tá no gamecube)

(pikmin na porra do gamecube)

[farcillesbian]

mutual 1: [posting about lesbian sex]

mutual 2: hey have you heard about this OC [posts the third different OC of just today and it is just as unique and cool and interesting as the first two. how does someone have such awesome and distinct character design talent.]

mutual 3: hey did you know my nipples are pierced

mutual 4: [in depth star trek analysis followed by the cutest knitting WIP you ever did see]

mutual 5: ough my hockey boys !!! (said with deep sorrow)

mutual 6: ough my hockey boys !!! (said with great joy, about a different team)

mutual 7: respect lesbians or die by my sword

mutual 1: [pictures of power tools]

mutual 8: I need that old man so bad.

mutual 8: I need that old woman so bad too.

mutual 9: 7 queued posts in a row of zero escape games

mutual 10: [super in depth music analysis post]

mutual 11: [bat crawling gif]

mutual 3: oh hey I sketched this out real quick tonight don't pay too much mind I just wanted to show this fursona idea I had [this quick fursona drawing is one of the coolest most beautiful and well posed things u have ever seen]

mutual 12: anyone else think werewolves are kinda hot

mutual 13: anyone else wanna be a bloodbag for a hot vampire

mutual 14: [yuriposting every day]

mutual 15: I am playing this video game for the 7th time this month

mutual 16: [intricate worldbuilding about a bunch of robots] :]

mutual 17: let me tell you all about this tv show from 1992

mutual 18: jestem polakiem [publikowanie po polsku] [10 taemin gifs in a row]

mutual 19: spiderman :)

[sistervirtue]

i think ive settled on making virtue 50....