#0 notes flop post

[fishsfailureson]

Sue the T. rex? For what, libel?

[cubiczinc]

dni if:

your Schläfli symbol is {3,3,4}

your Euler characteristic is -2

you are homeomorphic to a 4-sphere

you support Thom-Mather stratified space

[wri0thesley]

considering how hard i push on your blog your rules post what you like i feel so so silly posting self ship stuff on my blog like you’re all rolling your eyes ready to unfollow bc of course [f/o] wouldn’t love you, nat. we are simply putting up with your other posts until you get back to posting the only thing anyone follows you for, sexy self-insert porn. in fact i constantly worry posting self ship stuff puts people off my reader-insert things tbh bc reader insert writers should be soulless appearanceless blank slate writing machines. this is all probably very silly; nobody really thinks like that. and yet the thoughts plague me every time i post.

[purpurussy]

can i just say something potentially controversial yet brave for a second

i really do not understand why there is a problem with people posting their little dangender memes 😬 like as long as it's confined to its own corner of tumblr, why is it a problem for people to project onto their fav internet microcelebrity? isn't that what everyone here is doing to some extent at the end of the day?

now if people were tagging him, trying to bring this to his attention, or god forbid confronting him with this stuff in a live setting/m&g or whatever then yeah, that would be deeply inappropriate and crossing a line. but i honestly dont get why it's an issue if youre just saying whatever's in your heart on your little tumblr blog, and dan would have to go out of his way lurking to find these posts.

i think maybe this has to do with me being new in this space again, like i wasn't there during the speculation era of the mid 2010s so maybe that's why i don't get the controversy? i just don't understand why there's now this sort of double standard. like why is it universally considered okay to get excited about a phan hard launch on here, but getting excited about dan talking more openly about gender gets you anon hate? i really don't understand this im sorry it might be because im lacking the history here but idgi.

i think if someone just personally isnt interested in all this stuff that's completely fine! i absolutely understand that for some people it's just not interesting/something that they're not comfortable with. but like it's not hard to curate your experience on this platform. i do not see how any of this is a problem. instead of sending people anon hate perhaps consider that it's not that serious and you can just block/block tags/unfollow and move on <3

personally tho i think it's fun that people are celebrating his "formless blob"-ness and seeing themselves in him. also this is dan and phil tumblr lmao we are all cringe here

[wormchaser]

nobody fucks with me like wellsaid blog fucks with me

[nyxi-pixie]

im the anti flop machine i show up to like any and all posts even when i have no fucking clue what ur talking abt

[minnaci]

i truly think some folks on here would rly benefit from sitting with themselves and their willingness to dismiss posts / fics with low interaction count as "flops". like yes i love the Look At My Flop Posts Boy energy we have going but also i have quite frankly never posted a flop in my life bc all of my posts are bangers to ME

[bagea]

if dungeon meshi got relevant as it is now during like 2016-2019 there would be a image of the cast heavily deep fried and they would all be holding a gun (like that one hand shooting gun png) and it would be called Delicous in GUNgeon and everyone would think it’s the funniest shit in the world

[mintfrosting]

girls night

[isdalinarhot]

I made a post many months ago about Sadeas kissing Dalinar’s stretch marks and that was universally panned - 0 notes before someone reblogged it to say that the post I made was terrible. But I can’t help it. I’m sad and im soft and thinking of Sadeas imparting, on a drunk Dalinar that may not remember it, genuine love and softness. Well it’s really really important to me. And im sure it went both ways like when SADEAS gains weight in his middle aged man i tude and Dalinar is having sex with him. I’m sure if there were any stretch marks Dalinar would be real sweet and worship-ful of them. I dunno i really dunno i know it’s a cursed concept i know it’s stupid but speaking as someone with like 10 billion stretch marks all over his torso it makes me soft it makes me cry. And i know that’s embarrassing to admit but im quite drunk right now so i can say it. I dunno.

[fishsfailureson]

Well-behaved ball pits rarely make history

[goldenliartrash]

If nobody got me I know @ranfanblog got me

[scribblyspaceskeleton]

oh you're a beam of light passing through a prism??? lmao get refracted idiot

[pikslasrce]

God i forgor how good white lies are

[will80sbyers]

you can't have a flop post on tumblr because tumblr posts are only made to share the insanity of it all

[bagea]

wuaghhh i should have made amazing abstract art about the human experience and transgenderism and not stupid fucking squids and mechs