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forensicated · 11 months ago

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04x11 - Stealing Cars And Nursery Rhymes

Yorkie is patrolling an estate when he spots the St Mark's Youth Club van being 'stolen' (though not really because he can't reach the pedals) by Jimmy, a tiny attendee of the club. (played by Martino Lazzeri who later plays Joe Williams in Grange Hill). He tells him to 'Go lick your bottom' when he says he'll let him off that time. The man in charge simply shrugs '"They're just kids." Yorkie points out that 11 cars were stolen from the same road in less than a week by kids joyriding. Youth Club Worker tells him that they're there to provide somewhere safe for the young people who might otherwise misbehave. They don't ban people as long as they can help it and he even visits 2 former members who are now in prison. Yorkie ends up with his hat stolen and thrown around by the kids and has to grapple for it back with one boy getting slightly hurt in the tussle.

Pete is also walking the beat and ends up with a little friend following him in the shape of an adorable stray.

Jimmy catches up with Yorkie later after he's left the club. They bond a little with the lad teasing him about coming over from Yorkshire. He asks him about the joyriders and Jimmy tells him that his friend once had a motor scooter that was a bit scary because it used to go fast. He gives Yorkie a tip about where glue sniffers hang out and where stolen scooters are taken before asking him if he has a girlfriend. "Yeah, sort of...." Yorkie admits before asking Jimmy if he does. He does - but he insists he won't marry her because "She's just a bit of skirt." he says, making Yorkie laugh.

Pete looks down and realises the dog is following him. That little face....!

He follows him back into the station too! "Perhaps he wants to become a police dog!" Malcom suggests. Bob tells him to get it out and he does a runner into the station before Pete can!

Yorkie finds Jimmy later washing an expensive Rolls Royce. He claims he could wash all the cars in Sun Hill for £15 and he'll even wash Yorkie's car for free if he gets him a contract.

Charles is in his office having a meeting with the heads of a community enterprise as his door appears to open all by itself...

Yorkie tries to drum up support for Jimmy's carwashing enterprise amongst his colleagues. Malcolm claims most of them have a minus IQ and some struggle to remember even how to breathe. Yorkie gets defensive and insists they need time put in to get things out of them for the long run but Malcolm insists it's nothing to do with them and he doesn't want to get to know 'their future customers'. Bob stops Malcolm before he can leave and asks him what is wrong. Malcolm tells him that Yorkie is going to volunteer at St Mark's Youth Club but that it's too late - the kids who attend don't respect anyone. Bob goes to see Yorkie and he waxes lyrical about how Malcolm thinks he's a hard man and how he won't give anyone a chance. He admits there's bad homes but the kids aren't bad themselves. As they argue the dog goes wandering past the locker room! Pete follows him and manages to catch him.

Yorkie heads over to the Youth Club after changing, there are older youths this time but he follows Jimmy and his friends outside.

Pete takes the dog to the address on his collar. The door is owned by future DC Alan Woods - Tom Cotcher.

He claims that the dog is nothing to do with him though it is his collar. He takes the collar from the dog and leaves it with Pete!

Yorkie watches the kids run go-karts around the track in the yard of the club and calms down some bitching between the lads but there's still some work to do as they keep him at arm's length.

Malcolm has an old lady rant at him about how bad the buses are now and that, 20 years ago, they were much better. She then reports a new couple that have moved next door and there's a UFO in their garden.

Jimmy chats with Yorkie the next day about Jimmy not knowing his dad, why Yorkie became a police officer and how Jimmy can get hold of phone cards as required. Before they can continue that last line of conversation, Bob calls Yorkie to let him know that the youth club has had its cassette deck stolen. Jimmy asks what his reward would be if he becomes a snout for Yorkie. Yorkie laughs and says a can of coke. "Can of coke my backside!" Jimmy tuts. He insists he doesn't know who has taken the cassette deck but it could 'be risky for him' if he digs around. Yorkie laughs and offers police protection. "24 hour? So what's the deal?" Jimmy asks cheekily. Yorkie smiles. "... Two cans of coke?" He then offers him a Big Mac. Jimmy has big ideas. He's going to have a car lot of his own when older selling Rolls Royce cars. He's going to buy snow from the North Pole too and sell it to the rich people at Christmas. He spots his mum coming with two heavy bags and runs to help her, taking one from her to carry. His mum asks Yorkie if he's going to take him away and Yorkie laughs and says no, he hasn't done anything wrong. "I'm stuck with him then." she chuckles, wrapping her arm around his son. "You're very lucky, Mrs Nelson. He's a great kid."

Bob calls to Pete to tell him about the report from Mrs Scott about her neighbours having a UFO in their garden. "... Are you joking me?"

Yorkie finds out that the casette deck was stolen from the youth club the night before - most likely whilst he was on the premises. Youth Club Worker seems to know who it is but claims it's not worth shopping a couple of lads for something he'll be able to track down and get back. He's forced by management to report it but claims that he teaches them right and wrong in his own way. He goes as far as to say it could be Jimmy as he has 'more keys than a typewriter' and that one day the estate caretaker lost his own keys and had to go to Jimmy as he has a key for everywhere and can get in anywhere as he has quick hands. Yorkie is visibly upset at the thought that Jimmy might not be as good a kid as he'd thought. He leaves the center and sees a car bunny-hopping before it starts to drive more smoothly. He shouts after it but it speeds off with Jimmy on the back seat. He lifts his radio and calls in the likely theft of the car.

Pete goes to look out of the old lady's window to see what the UFO is. He laughs and explains it's nothing to worry about as it's a satellite dish and explains what it's for. "Isn't it funny how they come to this area first!" She thinks it's going to bring Martian's to London.

Yorkie goes to talk to Jimmy to see what he was doing with the kids in the car. He's not at home so his mum tells him to go look at the cemetery to see if he's there. The cemetery isn't a real cemetery, it's the abandoned multi-story car park for the estate.

As Pete leaves Mrs Scott's house he finds an elderly lady that has been knocked over on the pavement outside some shops. She's been tagged in the face with blue spray paint too before stealing her bag.

Yorkie looks around the 'cemetery'. It's full of rubbish and burnt-out cars. He manages to catch a lad after three try to do a runner. He's been sniffing glue according to what's in his pockets. He tells him it could kill him and he shrugs and says he's just got up so it's too soon to go back to bed. He just wants to sail.

The dog is still following Pete and still no one seems to claim him or want him so he returns to Mrs Scott to tell her he's brought her a present. He gestures to the dog and she flings her arm around him, kissing him and telling him it's the nicest present he's ever had.

Bob updates Yorkie on the stolen Cortina - as yes, it was stolen. It was pursued through 23 red lights and clocked doing 90 up the wrong side of the dual carriageway before it made a right turn when it shouldn't and crashed into another vehicle killing all three involved. Yorkie thinks that means Jimmy too...

...but he's spotted in a car straight after (alongside future EastEnders stars, Jake Wood and Patsy Palmer).

Later after work, Yorkie spots a wallet on the floor and bends to pick it up only for it to move away from him. He smiles as he hears kids laughing and laughs as he spots the ringleader... Jimmy!

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maladaptive-ninja-returns · 7 months ago

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It’s The Avengers (04x11)

Loki x Reader Avengers The Office AU (Slowwwwww Burn)

Season 4 Episode 11: Good While It Lasted

Series Summary: Living in the Avengers facility post-apocalypse in a better timeline Tony Stark has decided to capture every moment by pulling The Office on the Avengers. All of the housemates are pretty used to the idea except for you, who had just come here to finish her degree, and the newest member- Loki.

Warnings: a little breakdown, a little surprise

Word Count: I'm tired as fuck. But I like my cozy bed.

MASTERLIST in bio, darlings. Tags are open (check bio)

A shuffle is heard off-screen before a familiar figure comes to sit in front of the camera Loki: *adjusting himself in the seat* *finally gets comfortable* *looks at the camera* *sighs* Footage cuts to the same recording room but this time it is you in a familiar white shirt over a tank top and booty shorts You: Hey Javi *sits down* Long time no see *smiles at the camera* ~ Loki: Uhhh *scratches his chin* I was not expecting to see Y/N on the mission. I mean, none of us were. But *raises his brows while looking at infinity* there she was *camera takes the liberty to focus on Loki's pale hands before panning in to show them pressing and scratching each other* ~ You: *licks lips* yeah I knew the boys would be there. I just could not fathom that *raise your hands to point at nothing, in particular, next to you* all the boys would be there. *takes in a long breath* *camera zooms in on your face* You: *nod* *in a whisper* I was not expecting Loki to be there *scratches an itch on your neck* ~ Loki: She looks *adjusts the zero prescription glasses he is wearing* fine. *nods* she looks good. ~ You: *chuckle* *scratch an itch on the back of your neck* *silence*…he looks well. *blink* The tattoos look nice. ~ Loki: uhh…*adjusts himself in the seat* yup that’s pretty much it *adjusts his glasses again* hopefully she doesn’t get into any trouble *chuckles* *camera zooms onto his busy hands again*

The Teflon Mansion: Leo's Office The security guy was using every last ounce of his strength to choke the life out of you. Sam, at the other end of the hacked CCTVs, was perspiring in the worst possible sense. "WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYBODY?!!" A figure threw itself on the guard as if on cue, knocking him off you. You turned on your side, wheezing for air before turning to see Loki punching the lights out of the guard. Loki never bothered checking if the guard would get up. Instead, he turned to you. "You okay?" You nodded. "We need to get those prints out." You stopped Loki short in his steps towards you, diverting his attention towards the glass case of blueprints. "Right," the God replied. You got up with the support of the desk. All the while Loki had his eyes on you. "Do you think it'll break if we throw it down from this floor?" Loki furrowed his brows for a second. "We need to keep the prints intact." "Oh," you nodded and shrugged. "Had to ask," you whispered before taking a little laser keychain out of your pocket and raising it to eye level. "That's not a laser laser," Natasha's voice crackled through the earpieces. "Then why do I have it?" You fumed. You stepped away from the desk only to feel like you lost your footing, your body wobbling while your hands looked for support. Loki was quick to grab one of your hands while his other hand went to your upper back to help you stand straight. "Easy. Easy," he announced softly. "Your brain is trying to adjust to the scare it just got. Take long breaths. In......out.....that's right. One more time."

On the other end of the camera, Sam and Natasha inhaled along with Loki's words. "And out." Both of them let out a lungful of air before the former opened his comms to the other channel. "What is taking you guys so long?" "Oh shut it, Wilson. It is hard running on cement tiles in these godforsaken sandals and fucking tight shorts. "The shorts are not tight, you just have a big butt!" Peter chimed from behind. Natasha switched the cameras on the side screen and watched Scott, Peter and Javi running parallel to the garden porch before reaching the poolside. "Okay, what's our exit strategy?" Scott asked the guys in the chair. "You still don't have the prints," Sam stressed, running his hands over his face. Scott looked at Javi's necklace spy cam with all shades of exhaustion.

Scott: *angry* What have Loki and Y/N been doing all this time? *closes his lips* *blinks* *furrows his brows* *softly* What have Loki and Y/N been doing all this time?

"I'm good. I'm good," you announced before you and Loki awkwardly shifted positions, standing a considerable distance away from each other, unsure how to proceed. "Should we-" you tapped the glass case, not sure why you did that- "take this whole thing with us?" "Take what?!" A familiar voice walked in from the door, making you and Loki take a step back. Leo witnessed his security lying unconscious while Loki and you stood on either side of his desk with the glass container out in the open. He stood there for one stretched moment before breaking into a chuckle. "God, all this time I thought you were just a baddie who was into torture kink. But you were playing me to get to this." You stood there mum, not sure how to respond to that sentence. "And was this beautiful dude in on this?" Loki was about to break into a smile but Leo drew out a gun from behind him. "Leo, drop that," you commanded him, "be a good boy and drop it. Now." Loki looked at you in confusion. So did Sam. "F***! Don't do that to me. You know I love it when you dominate me like that." Leo's voice broke. Loki did not know whether to judge the manchild or you. Both looked at each other before eyeing the glass case. Loki turned his head further to look at the French glass window behind the desk. You followed his gaze and nodded. "But I'm sorry, baby girl-" Leo raised his gun and switched off the safety before pointing it directly at you, "-nothing's more precious than daddy's money." "NOW!" Loki screamed as he picked up the case and threw it at the window, letting the strengthened glass shatter the window to make way for you to jump. Loki followed behind you.

Down on the ground, the boys heard the glass shatter. Javier's camera recorded a glass case coming down towards the pool before disappearing into a void. Then came you. And then Loki. Loki grabbed you midair, letting his back hit the water first. Peter grabbed the floaties by the pool and threw them towards the splash point. "Boys, your ride is here," Natasha declared. "There's a back gate by the pool hedge. Go. go. go." Javi and Scott grabbed your arms while Loki raised you up to help you out of the pool. Peter, meanwhile, shot a web at the shattered window, stopping Leo and his guards from raising an alarm regarding the trespasser's location.

Twenty Minutes Later A piece of cloth wiped the lens before Javi's content face came into focus. The camera turned around to the group sitting around a table in a booth inside a dimly lit restaurant. There were barely any customers during the midnight hour. The waitress came up with the coffee jug but no one dared have any. "Do you have a cheeseburger?" Scott asked the waitress while the camera focused on you coming out of the washroom and Loki getting up to make room for you to sit. "Here," the God offered you the shirt he was wearing, making the camera focus on the split-second stare your eyes shared with the lens before you and the camera looked at the bare shoulders in that white tank top. "Thanks." You wore the shirt as soon as you got it, scooching towards the bay of the booth and looking out at the quiet night. "Great," Scott chimed before turning towards everyone else, "what will you guys have?" "Wait," the camera turned away to look at the bewildered waitress staring at Scott, "all that food was just for you?" .

One Hour Later The camera recorded you wrapping your arms around yourself at a distance outside the restaurant, watching a couple of teenagers walk down the road while doing a TikTok dance. "Tea?" The camera panned in on Loki offering you a takeaway cup while keeping one for himself. You took the cup and leaned over the lone motorcycle standing in the parking in front of the restaurant. Loki stands there too, his hands messing with the instrument cluster of the motorcycle. "Nice tattoos," Loki subtly pointed at your arms. "They are temporary," you acknowledged, "I was just experimenting with the persona for the mission." "Oh," Loki nodded, raising the cup to his lips and smiling. "Uh, so are mine." The camera turned to watch Scott and Peter come out of the restaurant arguing. Peter stopped right by the door and slapped Scott in the chest. The Ant Man let out a tiny ow before slapping Peter in the chest. Peter’s irritated face whipped towards Scott and pointed at you and Loki before slapping his arm his time. Scott let out a muted gasp before taking Peter’s arm and slowly moving away- and out of the frame.

"You look like you've lost weight," you wondered out loud, making Loki look down at himself. "Me? I think you are the one who has lost weight," Loki quipped. You looked down at your stomach. "Well, that's not a good thing. I like my chubby body." Loki nodded in affirmation, taking another sip of his tea.

There was a ten-second moment of silence. “Are they talking?” The camera jumped and wobbled before turning to Scott and Petter crawling next to it from inside the bushes.

Javi: *signs* we were right across the road from Loki and Y/N. *stares into a camera and shakes his head*

“So they’re finally taking you on missions.” You broke the silence and gulped the last bit of the tea before tossing the biodegradable cup into the bin. “Surprisingly, yes.” Loki nodded. “Though Barton stares at me without blinking the entire ride.” You snorted before letting out a giggle. Loki turned to look at you and the camera panned in on his face to record the soft smile eroding on his lips. "Yeah, I can imagine that quite clearly," you chimed.

The camera could hear Scott’s whine from outside the frame while Peter tried to shush him.

"Maybe-" you shrugged and raised your hands in front of your chest in contemplation- "Barton likes you. And he's obsessed with you." The camera panned in on Loki just as the tea went down the wrong way and the God ended up coughing his lungs out. "By the Norns!" He tried to wipe the spilt beverage off his face. "If this is his obsession I wonder what he'll do when he finally falls in love with me."

You chuckled. Loki joined you. The camera turned away from the two of you for a moment to watch Peter and Scott squatting beside Javi with their face in their palms; smiling till their eyes closed.

Turning back to get you two in the frame, the lens caught a taxi coming and stopping in front of you two. "Wanda is going to love your take w-" "My ride's here," you announced, cutting Loki short, catching the God- as well as the eavesdroppers- off guard. The smile that once glowed on Loki's face tonight diluted. "Are you not coming ho-are you not coming over to the facility?" You took the loose strands of hair coming in front of your face and tucked them behind your ear. Your eyes no longer met Loki's gaze. "No. I'm...tired. I should go home." The camera zoomed in further and saw that your smile had evaporated. Your chest rose to take in a lungful, and you pursed your lips. "Bye, Loki," you stated softly with a gentle wave, gradually taking steps away from him. Loki stood there for a moment, blinking. He too breathed in one long huff of air. "Bye...Y/N." The camera watched you sit inside the taxi and the yellow vehicle took its time to ride away. And just as it became out of focus, Scott and Peter stood in the frame. "Wait...wait wait wait wait wait." Scott held his head with both hands, trying to understand the situation. Peter stood next to him with mouth agape and a shade of disbelief being coloured in the arms of sadness, staring periodically between the lone figure of Loki looking into nothingness and the taxi which suddenly had its break lights on a few meters away. "What the hell did they just talk about?" Scott was still trying to process the moments that had passed. Peter's gaze was stuck on the taxi that had stopped now. The spider boy tapped on Scott's shoulder, trying to get his attention. The camera, for the time being, only focused on Scott's inevitable breakdown. "But everything was going so well!" Scott gritted his teeth and clenched his fists. "They jumped in the pool together, Loki took her out of the pool. Loki dried them both with magic-" Peter tapped at Scott's shoulder again as the back door of the taxi opened- "and then they had dinner together. They even laughed at the mac and cheese portions! What the hell went wrong?!" An out-of-focus figure ran from the taxi back towards the restaurant front.

Now, the camera whipped away from a sulking Scott towards Loki being grabbed by his arm from behind him. "Loki," you tried to breathe his name, never letting go of his arm. Loki observed that and so did the cautious zoom of the camera. "We have to go." The camera was too quick to pan in on the God's flawless face. Loki's brows furrowed. But his pupils widened just a little. The arm being was held by your urgent touch- almost reacting on its own- let his hand graze your elbow. His fingers secured you in front of him in a light hold, not letting you go. "Where?" is all he asked. "Home-" your voice nearly broke- "Pepper's water just broke."

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