#1v4

[nylwnder]

puppy dawg kniesy just casually bodying in the ozone and doing the nasiest takeaways ive ever seen

[dc--zahid11]

i never stop | confidence always strong

[tiredsurvivoronmain]

When you and the killer have matching charms

[wizardnuke]

i need to stop checking my account on valorant tracker for the sake of my mental health wdym youre putting me in unrateds and swiftplays with people four to five ranks above me and im regularly mid to top fragging and im fucking bronze in comp. thats a fucking plat-dia lobby. thats a plat-dia lobby and im holding my own why the fuck does it place me in iron-bronze

[bapzap]

honestly the King gets silified because of BRIGHT ONE... and how much of a wet cat he is, but you can only imagine how genuinely horrifying it must of been when he showed up to the house to take it over

the whole semi-turn based rock paper scissors combat system is mostly diegetic, which means that everyone was just... watching this guy. walk in. and smash out one hit KO after one hit KO fight after fight, all of which would of been visible for miles around as per that one Loop hangout showing what it looks like from the outside. literally everyone in his way getting instantly KO'd by a nearly five digit damage AoE attack back to back while they probably couldnt even get any hits in since he only lets the Saviors get turns in because he wants them to "savor" the moment as heroes.

everybody else probably just got wiped out in literal seconds as he rampaged through House Dormont like a tidal wave. potentially a literal tidal wave too, with his tears freezing everyone he didn't personally erase from existence w/ his visions of the future in time for him

like god damn i cant blame the Head Housemaiden for going "nah crab this who is closest to the exit. they gotta deal with this i'm screwed." even if he couldn't do it every single attack he can still do AoE attacks that 2/3hit people at lvl 50+, which i doubt most people in the House would be remotely close to anyways

[holyblanchett]

Just went down two ranks playing comp with randoms on marvel rivals

[spacegravedoodles]

we all have that one freind in lethal company right?

[lesbianbigdill]

Nah anyone else see Reg. Big Dill’s leaked search history? This guy is a major embarrassment to the pickle name.

Though, he’s definitely got good taste in artists. Anyway I can hit up Mizz Carpenter for a collab?

#ALWAYSOPEN #PICKLEUP

[pixiecaps]

la eminencia.. el dios gamer se murió

[strelitzien-gewaechs]

german teams truly cursed at dodgeball lmao </3

[isntsure]

PINK PARROTS YESSSS

[piscoyt]

another 6 kills dynaball ace 😭

means it's time for free promotion! read my dynaball post!! /hj

[beast-feast]

The voices...they're telling me to do things......

[soulfireblue]

i need to stay out of the qsmp tags even on tumblr aaaa this is so annoying

[deathofdolls]

“Your ping can’t be THAT bad, you’re just making excuses for being bad at the game”

[snowywinterday]

@ aimsey how does feel to be the coolest person ever