#200 pounds

[smoftee]

can you tell i’ve been obsessed with my belly recently?

i’ve got plenty more to eat tonight 🥰

[witekspicsbanknotes]

Another part of 200 pounds banknotes designed for Egypt.

[pinkfields98subliminals]

weigh less than 200 lb subs (rainy and silent)

channel is pinkfields98, affs in description box

[miss-psyson]

A Fitness Waluigi and Rosalina getting their workout on 💫🌹

Bonus Sketch:

[chikabika]

Chopper: Zoro, have you ever considered a waist band when weight lifting? There are serious health concerns when you get past a certain threshold. Like, literally busting a gut.

Zoro: What do you think the haramaki is for?

Chopper: What >.>

Zoro: See, feel it.

Chopper: Why....

Zoro: Hard as leather. After a certain point I got tired of washing it, so it's just hardened with my hard work and the sea air.

Sanji, somewhere: I feel a sudden urge to bathe Zoro like a dog.

[books-and-cookies]

I have my concert ticket, my plane ticket and a room to sleep in for Taylor's concert next year 🥳🥳🥳

[mostsanescarletspiderfan]

People went wild when they saw ATSV Miguel, like the same day the trailer dropped I saw dozens of horny posts.

None of them would be prepared to see Kaine.

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

Everyone: Soap is the most unhinged 141 member, hes going to blow stuff up all the time and act unhinged

Price standing beside him with 0 hours of sleep and a death wish: 🙂

[smoftee]

belly is feeling heavy af right now 🫣

[witekspicsbanknotes]

200 pounds notes designed for Egypt.

[demonsfate]

❝ Some people try to call me a twink before. The only things I have in common with a twink is that I'm young & I like men. ❞

[cozycryptidcorner]

Personal Trainer: so what motivated you to start working out?

Me, internally: I want to be able to pick up a man in the firearm carry and haul him around like a little baby lamb.

Me, externally: endurance training seems generally beneficial.

[genderfreak6969]

Derek, a toned twunk who weighs like 190 soaking wet: You fucking stabbed me! I'll make you regret this

MC, whos mostly muscle and fat and weighs well over 200 pounds and plans on walking him like a fucking dog:

[dizzystqrs]

its so funny to me that the mermaid transformation canonly adds lip gloss to their mermaid forms. like can you Imagine

[wolfasketch]

Imagine thinking you killed your brother only to be reunited and expecting him to hate you only for him to tackle you like an excited puppy.

SpeedPaint: https://youtube.com/shorts/RtyR6ryFQdA?si=pTPqXM5rGJlUWkXX

OverWatch belongs to Blizzard OW Shapeshifter AU belongs to @overdrugs-mayhem

[fake-colors]

[image description: Greg Davies sneering at the camera on the set of Taskmaster. /end id]

tfw someone donates money in your name instead of giving you the money