#2D men id like to fuck

[chai-penguin]

I will say that when the lesbian masterdoc became popularized a lot of people (on social media) were posting things that to me, at the time, seemed very accusatory. As in “if YOU only like fictional men you may be a lesbian”

Now I’m talking about posts that weren’t directed at specific people, but it still felt very targeted to me. I mean, who are you to tell ME my identity? I read it regardless, it didn’t really do anything for me as my comphet was very *circumstantial*

I mean, sure, I only seem to like celebrities or 2D men, but what about that crush I had on whatshisname like 10 years ago? It didn’t click to me that this boy was the only kid who treated me like a human being at a time in which I was relentlessly bullied both by my peers and my so called friends, and I disliked most boys, so of course the joy of being treated with kindness and having a friend, who happened to be a boy, meant that I had a crush on him.

Around 2018-2019 I kept seeing these “comphet” posts. I had been bouncing around bi and pan for 4-5 years by then. To me, the “only liking unattainable men” bit made me queasy, specially because I realized my attraction to women because of unattainable women (Thanks Jenna Coleman and Natalie Dormer!) So of course, it did the reverse effect on me. it made me think that I was making up liking women (lol)

And having everyone constantly be like “comphet is [this], [this] is how a crush should feel like” only made it even more confusing for me.

It was only when a man I had been talking to (and never met irl) for months, whom I really really liked as a friend (and I was aware of that) “confessed” to me, that I was like “hang on, I don’t wanna be with a man, ew. Oh my god im a lesbian”

I’ve been IDing as a lesbian for almost 4 years now, and yes, I can actually appreciate the masterdoc whenever I look at Taika Waititi. He is a very attractive man, but I don’t like him like that i want his gender

What I’m trying to say is, people are so fucking different. We experience so many similar things differently. I am bringing this up because, even though the accusations were right (about me being a lesbian), I’ve seen actual bi/pan women express that these posts felt targeted to them…

I feel as though, at the time, people were treating the masterdoc as the “one and only truth”& that is why so many people were confused & having others take everything out of context and constantly going online saying stuff like “if u have a crush on [ficitonal] man ur a lesbian” did not help at all.

And to this day, the concept of attraction is something that my pea brain cannot fully grasp. And that is okay, for I am bitchless.

These concepts of invalidity of attraction when it comes “unattainable”, “fictional”, or “the idea of [person]” is also shared with the ace/aro community. Thing is, when your audience is full of literal teens/kids, these very harsh statements only cause even more confusion. I guess my conclusion is… don’t take anything to heart, if it’s confusing let it be. Of course you don’t know what a crush is supposed to feel like you are FOURTEEN.

[shitpostreviews]

Sometime last year (or maybe 2 years ago wtf is time) I got into otome games, the (presumably) heterosexual woman equivalent of moemoe dating sims. Up until recently, they’ve not been translated or brought to the west, but there has been an explosion of titles available on Switch in Japan. It was only a matter of time before someone took advantage of it. Thus, many popular and high production value cute boy dating sims are now available on a private, portable console for freaks like me to freak over.

Much like in real life, I prefer 2d women to 2d men. But even a great character design and killer VA gets boring if the plot is slow, so I tend to go only for the moege with guaranteed porn down the line. Otome fans, tragically, do not have this choice. The overwhelming majority of otome games (otoge) are pornless, and most of the time you can’t even get a goddamn kiss until near the end of the route. Where they make up for this deficit is in the voice acting. Because there’s no porn requirement, major voice actors are free to earn as much side hustle cash as they want voicing sexy* men saying things like “I’ll always protect you” and “please don’t hang your panties out to dry outside”. And Otome game producing companies are free to use these voice actors as a draw, which is how I got into this garbage in the first place.

So, what the fuck is this for? Basically just shitposting about otome games I’m playing, with the occasional moemoe porno thoughts thrown in for fun and profit. This is mostly because I don’t want to clog my main blog’s feed with absolute proof of my enduring love for id-pleasing trash. They know I read New 52 Nightwing, isn’t that enough? I also want to be able to post in otome game tags with slightly less fear of being targeted by teenagers for shipping the wrong Hero Academia ship or something. I’m not implying that otome game fans are especially prone to this, by the by. It’s more that all of tumblr is.

[blkkizzat]

Hiii babes <33 I'm back with another long message bc i cant shut up so buckle up ig hsjsjs

Not the hand in the panties reading the Naoya fics LMAOOO bc deadass me on this blog soooo…. When i say i had 2 minutes until my morning alarm while i was reading plug!choso and i turned that shit off and went back to reading like, the all nighter was worth it!! It's the weekend so im deadass trying to re-read it again and take it in properly now that im not sleep deprived hehe

FRRRR the nicki quote like deadass im tryna be someone villain origin story LMFAO. Nahhh because it's always the cheating fics or virgin reader fics that are phD level written and i can Not read those personally lmaoooo. I got too much fire in my chart to deal with that bullshittery 😭

No bc why do i kinda love unredeemable reader??? Like yes girl be on ur thot shit AND get the man !!! It's fiction!!! Pop out!!! Istg every time i think of that scene in plug!choso where she humiliates him and its deadass 'everyones watching her but shes looking at you' Like choso is soooooo down bad and MY GOD HDJDKSK like he didnt care what anyone thought he just wanted a lil luvin from herrrr, istg when i read that i was instantly transported into the story and like in chosos pov and i felt everyone laughing around me and staring and pointing, in my lil emo get up while everyone else is in their polos and mini skirts and just like lookin at reader with so much yearning and expectation like bih I FELT THAT!!!! My head gets so cloudy when i think of that scene tbh like i feel like it actually happened to me!! Ngl i think its bc i was sleep deprived so i was already on some loopy shit and i was still thinking about it up until the point i took a nap so i feel like i dreamed i was in the story??? Like i went to sleep w it on my mind and then it played out like a movie 😫 plug!choso indeed bc that fic feel like a HIT

Big yes on gojo being an introverted extrovert. I feel like if he's not careful it can ruin his self esteem too where he doesn't let himself properly be happy or have the things he wants yk?? Like deadass carrying the weight of the world on his shoulder and its more self inflicted than anything. Like NO he doesnt want to swim in pussy, he wants someone to go home to who will make him sweets and give him lap pillows and play with his cheeks and remind him to wash his face before bed!!! Stg im out here tryin to beat the fuckboy gojo allegations by printing out otaku!gojo on printer paper and dropping it off door to door so everyone can read the TRUTH 😔. Im campaigning that ishh

Okay but the bonnet x anime shirt fit is such a vibe too?? That's what u wearing when toji bring home the hitman salary and is like "go get dolled up kali we goin out to eat tonight, n wear them lil black gloves i like" 😚 i can get behind the kalji (??) agenda lmfao. Tbh toji was the jjk character i seen when he first came out bc my shithead ex was a japanese otaku boy but like actually an incel jsjsjsk ANY.WHO! yeahhh i like my 2d men to be virgins bc im on the 'first, last, best pussy u ever had agenda' shrugs they dont call me cherry nonie for nothing!! But toji hot as fuck like id def smash at least once to say i did before hopping over to shiu hehe. But deadass i always do so well with the playboys and the jerks bc i got that 'angel until you give her a reason to bite' genetic. Wise as a serpent, harmless as a dove 😙 but men stay tryin me so the serpent do be takin over sometimes lmfaoooo

Nooo pls its so much fun talking to u like im sorry for clogging up ur dash and this obnoxious ass long ask lmfao!!! I'm prob gonna send another ask so you can reply to that one without my long ass paragraph on ya blog bc u the main star baby 🥰🥰🥰

Hope u enjoy ur weekend!!!! Im all tucked up in bed and bursting at the seams bc plug choso here i come!!!! Again!!!!

🍒 anonnn

🍒 my pookies! Sorry for the delay im just starting to feel like a normal person rn lol. 

Omfg tysm tho, ahhh not you losing sleep 💗😭. Im really tryna make p3 good for y’all so I really do hope y’all will like it lol. I gotta get it over to be beta read soon cause I have two endings and im not sure which one to keep lol, they aren’t different its just where im choosing to end it that is lol.

LOL omfg no fr. Like im a cancer but baybay my mars is in Aries so I don’t take no shit and definitely not from none of these men out here (especially too cause my Venus is in gemini so im already going to be bored of a man lol. Im not gonna sit around and be cheated on lolol). Also omg you into horoscopes too? I love my natal readings they are so accurate imo.

Yeah! Idk I wasn’t event trying to necessarily  make reader irredeemable but I do like making characters with flaws. Not that I don’t enjoy a good fairytale type perfect damsel reader fic (because those give the warm and fuzzies) but I also love the idea that no matter how big a bitch/meanie/etc you are that whatever person you are really supposed to be with will end up seeing past that and inspiring you to bring out the best in you. Like reader in plug choso a people pleaser and dating choso even on the dl was probably the first thing she’s done for herself that wasn’t part of a “plan” to live up to others expectations. Ahh not you dreaming about it, im so jealous (legit never dream about the stuff I write I want to so bad haha). But I’m so ecstatic that it really did connect with people. LOL I remember saying when I made this blog I wouldn’t write angst but I also think I was thinking of angst where the reader gets screwed over.  I really enjoyed putting Choso through hell (lmfao I mean he’s just so babygirl I need to be a lil mean to him, love to see those tears 😫).

LMFAO! Not you spreading the gospel of otaku!gojo. Haha but I feel you. Even as a confident adult who would come off playboy he’s still a big dork underneath that. Which reminds me I have a CEO!Gojo/guest!professor Gojo fic with MBA!Reader. He comes off as a charismatic playboy but he a dork lol. 

“N wear them lil black gloves I like” AHHH I SCREAMMMED. Im wearing the gloves and NOTHING else we aint making it out the house!!! We can just fuck on top of the money lmfao. But I love a gown. I buy all my gowns from this site called ‘miss circle’ and the more casual ones from ‘mistress rocks’. Yasss tho it’s kalji! 

LOL I do like some virgins like otaku!gojo and my lil chosito but I like that Toji a hoe cause im definitely going to be talking to him crazy as hell. “Bring me that dick big daddy slut.”

No it’s okay!! I like talking with you you’re funny haha so drop by anytime!

LOL im in bed too hungover but im feeling better so imma start on plug choso p3, send me good vibes!!! You have a good weekend too!! 💕💕

[tsukikitsune-exe]

My Favs

Send me things with these characters and I will love you forever 🖤

Kins: Akaashi Keiji, Nanami Kento, Suna Rintarou, Oikawa Tooru, Midoriya Izuku

2D Characters in my heart and my [redacted]: Iwaizumi Hajime, Kuroo Tetsurou, Kyoutani Kentarou, Levi Ackerman, Kogami Shinya, Julian Devorak, Takahashi Ryosuke, Bokuto Koutarou, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Fujiwara Bunta, Takahashi Keisuke, Erwin Smith, Hawks, Miruko, Sebastian Moran, Uzui Tengen + wives, and like lowkey Elias Ainsworth don’t @ me

Comfort Characters: Kita Shinsuke, Sawamura Daichi, Tendou Satori

[bakatenshii]

once I called my long haired boyfriend shouta, LIKE MF SHOUTA AIZAWA in bed. we arent together anymore if that says anything lmao

DID HE KNOW WHO AIZAWA WAS OH MY GOD I’d like to know if this has occurred to @lemonlordleah-shinzawa-kitten & also was it because of the incident that u are no longer together? either way u deserve better mi amor, get u a longhaired man who’ll embrace the shouta-kin ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ

[onemillionvolts]

GM CYNO

what if i told you every single question in the ask game should be answered, that or WHO IS THE SEXUEST PERSIN THAT COMES TO MIND IMMEDIATELY

GOOD MORNING HI HI. BET. im gonna do all of them you bet i wont but i will. youre the best for this btw

IMMEDIATELY? PFFFF HOW LONG DO U HAVE LET ME GET MY LIST

0. height

i yam 5 foot 6 (and a half)

1. virgin?

what the fuck did you just call me? /lhj

anyways in my head yes i am and thats what matters isnt it

2. shoe size

i wear 11s and god i wish that thing people say about shoe size was true 🤙

3 + 4 + 5. do you smoke/drink/do drugs

no and i never plan to <33

6. age you get mistaken for

i.. honestly have no answer to this tbh

7 + 8. do you have (and/or want) any tattoos?

i don't have any, i'd like one/some but i'm not really sure what i'd get

9 + 10. do you have/want any piercings

no to both PFFFF i think like... a clip on lip piercing would probably be my personal limit

11. best friend

...ego stroker much, tumblr user wangshu? /t PFFFFF

12. relationship status

harem with fake 2d men single. yeah uh. single

13. biggest turn ons

tbh... i cant think of any off the top of my head that aren't painfully obvious

14. biggest turn offs

ducklips iykyk

15. favorite movie

i'm not kidding when i say step brothers. but if you want a more respectable answer, nightmare before christmas

16. i'll love you if

you aren't an asshole??? i mean ik it's hypocritical of me to say but cmon

17. someone you miss

i've lost a lot of family over the years so probably someone there tbh

18. most traumatic experience

when my ex lived with me and i wish i was joking it was that fucking bad

19. A fact about your personality

which one /hj

i do think.. i overcompensate a lot by trying to be funny bc i dont feel like i HAVE a personality so there's that about me

20. What i hate most about myself

mm thats a toughie it could be the appearance or the voice or the attachment issues or the codependency issues or the jealousy issues or the mood swings or the weak immune system or the several mental illnesses or holy shit this is turning into a pity party

21. what i love most about myself

im an alright writer i guess? and id like to think i'm a good friend

22. what i want to be when i get older

i just wanna write man idc what

23. my relationship with my sibling(s)

i have 0 of them

24. my relationship with my parents

my moms cool but the less said about my dad the better

25. my idea of the perfect date

literally just staying in and watching a movie with snacks and stuff... honestly never thought about it much

26. My biggest pet peeves

UM UM um people who think the world revolves around them people who don't know the difference between their there and they're um people who Unironically Capitalize Every Word Like This oh i could go on

27. a description of the person i like

big hat dumb bowlcut open kimono /j

28. description of the person i dislike the most

um literally jusr my dad so. narcissistic explosive annoying abusive etc etc

29. A reason i've lied to a friend

only time i'm lyin is when i say tiggy ain't best boy 💯

30. what i hate most about work/school

it kinda semi interferes w my night owl ways but otherwise i'm chill

31. what your last text message says

gonna use actual texts cause using disc is too easy 👹 it was just me asking my mom if she wanted a drink from mcdonalds from last sunday

32. what words upset me the most

does this mean like. just words you hate or a phrase/sentence that upsets u...

uh i'll do it both ways. the word bussin makes me want to fall down an abyss a la childe ajax tartaglia

and uh. i hate being told i don't do enough, specifically by people who don't do jack shit in the first place. AGAIN iykyk

33. what words make me feel best abt myself

oh it was the second thing. honestly don't hve an answer to this but i just hold onto any compliment i get for actual years so there's that about me

34. what i find attractive in women

eyes its eyes

35. what i find attractive in men

sense of humor tbh

36. where i would like to live

somewhere close to a big city so that it isn't massively crowded and loud and overwhelming all the time but i'm close enough to stores and hospitals and all that stuff

37. One of my insecurities

i feel like this has already been asked in like 6 different ways.. prolly my body tho

38. my childhood career choice

honestly i've.. always been kinda laughably indecisive about this type of thing. i never wanted to be like, an astronaut or fireman or any of the cliche stuff that kids talk about i.. don't think i ever thought of it actually

39. my favorite ice cream flavor

cookies n cream 👹 specifically like a cookies n cream cheesecake blizzard from like dq or culvers.. that shit is unmatched

40. Who i wish i could be

a mentally stable person or cyno genshin (real)

41. where i want to be right now

in bed <///3

42. the last thing i ate

leftover pizza <3

43. SEXIEST PERSON THAT COMES TO MIND IMMEDIATELY

TIGHNARI FINAL ANSWRR I DONT PERCEIVE REAL PEOPLE

44. a random fact about anything

all odd numbers contain the letter E

GOLLY THIS WAS SO FUN.

[midasinc]

ah! idk if this sends but headcanons about queer jehan, or grantaire's approach to art (yeah grantaire does art, but what kind of art), courferre headcanons?

feel free to ignore, theyre just prompts i thought might be interesting, safe travels!

oh id love to do any of these! i can do a separate post for courferre for my series of modern hcs for relationships and tag you in it :)

for jehan:

-canon era jehan is always a little for effeminate than the other boys he grows up around. not in the sense that he’s twinky, but he’s very fond of the house’s older maid who talks with him while she works and he’s very sassy and outspoken and all that

-jehan i picture being a big dude, def stocky and well built and his parents talk to him a lot about marriages and jehan is always just a lil distracted by other stuff. books to read, creeks to wade in, writing poetry and all that

-he has several relations with young women before paris bc jehan is a CHARMER and can spin many pretty strings of compliments and can play piano and violin and all that

-in paris, though, jehan finds himself in the company of other male students his age and there’s one particularly charming law student aaaaaand

-it’s courf. one of his father’s friend’s sons. jehan learns a lot about queerness from him and they have more of a beneficial friendship thing going on

-jehan is quite interested in other men but he still likes women. and he likes the masculine people in courf’s bars that dress in women’s clothing

-he experiments a lot with dressing femininely a lot, but really only at those clubs bc jehan’s heard stories of other people getting killed for doing it in public

-jehan sees one man for a long time, a baker’s son. he writes him many letters and takes him out to the countryside and plays him songs and writes him verses. he last sees him on june 4th and left him a letter on the nightstand before leaving

grantaire art hcs:

-in canon era i imagine him doing normal portraiture and commissions for rich individuals

-he doesnt do very well in art school mostly because he just has no drive at all

-in modern era i actually hc grantaire to be an animator!

-he specializes in 2d animation and had been doing it since he was 15ish. art school was a fucking nightmare and he struggles to find work after school BUT

-when he turns 30 he gets hired by a big animation company and he’s so overwhelmed w joy that he has to sit down on his living room floor for a moment and cry

-his personal style is usually either very cartoonish or a mix between anime and realistic, just depends on the project he’s working on

-the company he works for does children’s cartoons, though, so the shows he draws for are also cartoonish.

[ihatebnha]

When you realize your type is primarily men shoved into the dad role- who begrudgingly or not- take care of the people who need them 😳😳 OOP. RIP me thinking about Aizawa, All/Smol Might and other 2D men- retiring 🔥😌

OKAY, hold the phone... hold. the. phone...... i hardly ever have a chance to talk abt this bc idk... i love everyone... but SMALL MIGHT???????? god..... small might fucks MAJORLY.... 

idek what it is about him but.... he’s so fucking hot lmfaoooooo... maybe it’s the weird service dom thing he’s got going on... like he literally used to be the strongest man in the world and now he’s just your typical ol’ dad... or maybe it’s because he’s just so genuinely sweet and caring and tries really hard to be funny... but whatever it is... i love it omg ajfnaskl

(i actually wanted to write for sm/all might a bit ago but the requests i got were SOOO good that i got too scared to do anything out of fear id fuck them up...)

i have a harder time with aizawa because i lowkey hate people like him... but man..... same thing with a grumpy guy who’d literally do ANYTHING for u.... the guy who doesnt speak but refuses to let you hold ANY of the groceries... the guy who is just trying to read his book but gets swarmed with children... 

like people aren’t lying when they say that guys who are good with kids HIT DIFFERENT... honestly... even though i still like him now, if he had short hair .... i’d be on that dick 24/7.... i want to be the milf to his dilf 💔💔💔

and like... idk even endeavor is pretty hot when u ignore the fact that he’s super terribly written... like abuse and everything aside, if he WERE a good dad, he’d just be such a fucking funny dilf... all begrudgingly caring about shit. he’s the guy you definitely get in fights with but he still can’t stop himself from being all “we’re not leaving until you put your seatbelt on,” or “stop doing that by youself!!!” LIKE BITCH, I CRYYYYYYYYY!!!! 

Lmfao endeavor shares those stupid facebook pictures that are like “even tho im mad at you that doesnt mean i dont care”

idk.... my type is still everyone but i def have a special place for this kind of man in my heart... basically... ur taste is GOOD. bye.  

also this tik tok made me think of you legend LMFAOOO...!! 

[daddy-daichis]

Yesterday the very beautiful and talented @fuwari-s tagged me in this game and since that post is already really long i figured id make a new one lol  (Also thank you for tagging me, it made me so happy)

The Game: Tag your 2D lovers + the other trend I saw yesterday and wanted to do which is Would you actually date them IRL. So ill put that under the cut because it is a lot.

HQ: Atsumu, Daichi, Issei, Bokuto, Hinata, and Kyoutani

BNHA: Bakugou, Denki, and Hawks

JJK: Sukuna and Mei Mei

Others: Kagami from KNB, Levi and Jean from AOT, and Mikoto Suoh from K

So if you want to know if i would date them irl that is below the cut lol

As for tagging... if you want to do it :) @eijirosriot @bokutosnumberonefan @hinosreis @tetsus-kitten @sugawarakoushihoe @mynameisjackattack and anyone else who wants to do one or both of these challenges.

Alright so would i date these men (+ mei mei) in real life. Short answer is yes lmao. Long answer, with some headcanons that may or may not  venture into 18+ category but only slightly. all aged up to be my age which is 26.

Atsumu - PLEASE, YES

we would be so chaotic together but he would also be really loving. As long as he can still prioritize me in a relationship, not over volleyball, just as much, then we will be golden. We would have such a good time and i feel like we would have a lot of fun bickering, which i really enjoy. Play fighting as a form of foreplay, if you will lmao. We’d probs be friends in HS and then get together after he starts playing for MSBY and he is secured in his position (and himself tbh). I just love this cocky bastard. he also gives me switch vibes and as a switch, i love that for me.

Daichi - YES

All i need is to be wrapped in his arms on the daily and i would be happy. Man would know how to take care of me and that is all. Love of my life, too good for this world. Wholesome husband. He would be able to manage my crazy side and chill me out when i get to anxious. I would want to be bratty just to get him to drop his good guy routine sometimes and I feel like he would like that.

Issei - YES

Funeral home employee can get it. Matsukawa Horse cock Issei can whisk me off my feet and straight into bed. we would have a lot of fun picking on oikawa together (out of love of course) but we would balance each other out a lot. His darker humor would go well against my lighter humor. Also I feel like our level of hotness is pretty comparable... like we aren't the prettiest in the friend group but still good (if that makes sense)

Bokuto - YES

Big ball of sunshine to light up my day, he would literally fuck the sad out of me every day I just know it. Like atsumu, as long as I am a priority to him itll work out. We also kind of have the same sad moods so I feel like we could either both just curl up on the couch together and watch a movie or bring the other out of a funk easily. I love this giant himbo so much.

Hinata - most likely yes

Pretty much the same reasons as bokuto but I feel like I would get drained of his energy faster, so he would def have to cuddle me more. For everyone else so far I can imagine being high school sweethearts, but with hinata i think he wouldnt settle down until later, or even start dating so it would probably be a lot of pining and watching him from the side lines for a while, which would be really hard tbh. but the way he would smile at me after a match would make it worth it so...

 Kyoutani - Hard YES

I love a boy with anger issues, what can i say... (cough couch my irl husband with anger issues couch couch) I would love to be his weak spot and the one person he would go to to help him not feel angry anymore. I think that my fun personality would help him to unbox himself a bit. I just want to give him cuddles and a place to feel accepted. id also i KNOW hes a monster in bed... 

Bakugou - FUCKING HARD YES, PLEASE

if he was real the things i would do to and for him... A lot like kyoutani i would want to give him a place where hes accepted, and a place where he is unconditionally loved. I would be able to handle his misguided anger and calm him down and give him space. I headcanon that hes very cuddly in private to just his S/O which is something that i love. I love his lil smirk and would do anything to get him to smirk at me. As long as he is able to set me as a priority it would work out, but that would be what he struggles with so it would be a thing we would have to talk about. But I also feel that once you say something about it he would check in with you because of course he has to be the best bf/husband. I feel like I could talk for hours about him so Ill just wrap it up by saying that I love me a passionate man who would probs be a lil possessive, and I would use that to my advantage. 

Denki - GOD YES

I really do think that denki and I are soulmates. we are both the perfect blend of funny, pervy, while still being soft. I feel like there would be a lot of mutual pining at first but he would end up the golden retriever gamer boy to my alt bisexual and thats just the perfect pairing. We would pull so much shit and then get away with it because thats just us being us. I see us being scolded by bakugou a lot for the stupid shit we would pull. Also late night drives in his shitty tuned car to taco bell while we sing alt rock songs from the 2010s. also the switch vibes are immaculate.

 Hawks - Probably

So it would honestly depend a lot on what version of hawks.. him in the hero commission is a no, because he wouldnt be able to be honest with me about a lot of stuff. Like his name, or when i can see him again, and that would give me too much anxiety. When hes free of them and is actually allowed to be himself I think it could work then. I know that he of course wants to still be the best hero, so he would have the same problems as bakugou with finding a balance, but if he wants to i think he could. He would also have a lot of trauma from his relationship with his parents and the commission so I dont know if he would be able to give his love away as freely as he wants so we could get therapy together. I love that for us. But i would happily wake up next to this beautiful birb man if he would have me.  

Sukuna - A hesitant yes

so.. the anger issues that ive mentioned before.. yes. I would like sukuna. I would be his lil bride and sit on his lap on his throne as long as he didnt kill my loved ones or my cats lmao. I would also be ok with being his and itadoris gf while hes living in itadoris head. being with him is just asking for an unhappy ending tho, whether its a life always on the run, or someones trying to kill me, or someones trying to kill him, or hes trying to kill someone. But yes i would like to be with him but that would mean sacrificing a lot. 

Mei Mei - god yessssss..

Please Mei Mei step on me and make me ur lil house wife. I see us living in a pent house apartment with the most breathtaking view of the Tokyo skyline. I would want for nothing and she could take me where ever she wanted and i would just follow her around with heart eyes.

 Kagami - YES

my basketball husband! i love him and would love to be loved by him. Id follow him wherever. He would take care of me and is just so dreamy.. also i guess the mild anger issues.. but hes really not that bad. He would just be such a good s/o. He would cook us nice dinners, wed have a few cats, and he would carry me around a lot because hes so strong. While were on the topic of strong... his stamina... everyone on this list probably has good if not great stamina... but kagami just hits different..... have you seen him in the zone? have you seen his thighs? his sex zone has got to be incredible. 

 Levi - Yes

I was going to say it depends, but really it doesn't... if were in the aot universe and hes my captain and I fall in love with him u can bet ur ass im gonna try and get with him because i could die at anytime. if its some au where he is here in our universe and somehow we meet... like of course im gonna be in love with him. our height difference isnt too bad, im only like an inch or 2 taller than him. I think we would both have a great time together. I would make him laugh, and he would help me clean, because lord knows I hate cleaning. BUT i hate cleaning because its something that I always have to do alone, and I feel like levi would have us be cleaning together like he makes the scouts do. and hes just so sexy... 

Jean - big yes

This beautiful handsome man... idk what to even say about him. Hes strong, funny, handsome, cocky, but very much full of love. would love to run away from the world with him. I feel like if he was in love with me before *tries not to give away spoilers* the marco incident (?) that after he would become very clingy and attached and im ok with that. There would have to be lots of cuddles and reassurances and i just want to see him happy and not at war, with both real life people and himself... id give him the best kisses and he would become addicted to them. 

Mikoto - No? But maybe...

I feel like we could be.. but if you watched the show then you know.. But i would love to be Homra’s princess TBH. No one would mess with me or they would have to face the wrath of my big fire boyfriend and his whole ass gang. But on the other hand I feel like Mikoto wouldnt allow himself to fall in love, so it would probably be a hush hush topic. everyone knows the boss and I are in an entanglement, but they cant talk about it. Then Anna starts asking questions to Mikoto and he has to come clean to her, which would be so cute. He tells her is a secret but she doesn't care lmao. in conclusion, I would want to, but I dont think he would let me.... Maybe friends with benefits tho....

............................................................................................

ok if you read all this im officially in love with you. Please take my heart. 

This took me like 2 hours to do because I love thinking about it so much. if you have any thoughts about any of this hop into my dms or comment on this because id love to hear them (especially if you think i belong with one more than the others lmao). 

[noritoshiikamo]

ok in my country you have to jump through a fuckton of hoops to get bc/morning after pills so when we went to another country to visit his aunts we planned on buying them. so we were at the drugstore but turns out you need an ID to get those pills 😬😬😬 my boyfriend asked me if it was okay to ask his aunts to get the pills for us. me panicking and being super desperate said yes (yeah, i have a huge breeding kink for 2d men but irl... get that cum away from me yikes). so then he asks them (ugh im cringing) and they give us a mini lecture abt it 😭😭😭😭 thank god i didnt understand their native language bcs i wouldve died on the spot. anyway he explained that we were also using condoms and we just wanted to be extra safe. thankfully they understood and gave us a lot lmao

look at you horny fuckers, good for you and good for his aunt, i wanna be the cool aunt lmaoooooo

aLSO MOOOOOD, i have huge breeding kink, but not irl, shit weirded me out like no no no t.t my country is fucking ass when it comes to getting morning after pills too but we don’t need ids i feel sorry for u but im glad your horny fuckers get to bonk bonk

fuck it everyone sent me their dirty secret i wanna judge you all 😡

[slightlymore]

hey so i just need to get this out of my chest lmao so i consider myself a pansexual woman because i've always had this idea of "you never know who you will fall in love with" and i live by that still, but lately i've been feeling like i might be a lesbian? the last male crush i has "feelings" for i was 16 (i'm 20 now), and even then it was just a crush and it ended in a month. At 17/18 i started dating a girl and i loved her so much, we dated for around 2 years and i truly loved her so much, also i have felt attraction towards women these last year and not really towards men (like when you see a hot stranger kind of attraction). As of now i don't feel attraction towards real men, as in actual people i see and know, but the thing is, i do feel that for those damn kpop boys, like i have no trouble imagining myself in a relationship with one of them, but they are really just a character present in media and only in 2D as of now, also they tend to fall into the "men written by women" so yeah im like really confused and i can't see my therapist in two months and i don't have anyone else to tell this to lmao so im sorry for venting and thank you for reading<3

oh yes yes that's actually something happening to me too ahahahahah

first of all you can be attracted towards one gender more than the others, like it could be 98% vs 2% and it's completely valid

also kpop does 2 things. (1) it rises our expectations for men. if you go out rn and talk to all the dudes ever, chances are you won't find them attractive because their hair is ugly, they can't dress, their manners are off, they probably hate women (and for a group of people that allegedly likes women that's sus for you bro id think about it if I were you), they're stupid etc ahahah like, obviously there are good men out there too, but in my experience they are 2 straights that somehow escaped toxic masculinity and all the gays. like I can't say how many times I had a crush on a man and I was like omg a crush on a man!! he's respectful and smells good and is funny in a funny way and not hateful towards groups of people!!!! and he'd be gay ahahah

the (2) thing kpop does is first of all exposing you to hundreds and hundreds of men that seem so cool. they look like the men you'd want to date. but the thing is, they WANT to show that side to us. they craft their manners, they must look good all the time, they must be polite and never say shitty stuff "normal" men say. also, of course there are traits of personality that you can't fake, so stuff we see from them is real and you can end up liking them that way, but also, they hide a lot of things. just like idk us in the workplace. I look very distinguished and polished irl and no one would think I write literal kpop porn lmaooooo

also yes, the men written by women thing is so so true. it's also because all of us as a collective give them traits and imagine them through romanticized lenses, so we're actually writing them in our own head.

another important thing to say about men written by women is that straight women also like these men a lot. a lot of women (all tbh) are just raised with raging internal misogyny so they end up behaving like how men would want them to be and accept men for how they want to are. like women forge themselves to be liked by men but men have no interest in doing that because they're going to be liked anyway. if you escape misogyny and grow out of it, first of all you start realizing how good you are and how terrible men are. second of all, you're on the look for a man you truly like and you're not blinded by a random chad that doesn't even make you cum

tbh the main issue here is toxic masculinity. it's not like we don't like men anymore but we just don't like men with toxic masculinity. if all men are like this I'd rather look towards beautiful amazing women and ditch the fucking men. gay men look so good and are amazing also because they ditched toxic masculinity. so imo tbh issue the here is that, we just don't like toxic men anymore

[gojoscloset]

Love letter day 5/6.

My bby. I hope you weren’t waiting too long for this love letter. I hope the saying is true that distance makes the heart grow fonder.

The thirst is toooooo real with the HQ boys. Like the entire MSBY team... “I’m just a hole for your use”. Questions for you my love. Which other fandoms are you thirsting in right now?? Who in Hq gives you the biggest daddy dom vibes? Who is giving you the bratty sub vibes?

And I’m working! Work is kinda busy. So bleh.

Also actual footage of me trying to look up the HQ boys shorts every time they jump for a block/spike:

I love you mosttttt❤️❤️❤️❤️.

Wowee I have been feeling the love all week ✨🥺

ILYSM LoL LET ME TELL YOU

When I woke up to this I couldn’t STOP LAUGHING LMAOOOO

Me when I look up Bokuto’s shorts but see he has on those fucking tights underneath

AND YESSS MSBY COULD RUNNA CHOO CHOO TRAIN ON MY ASS AND ID BE HONORED UGH WTF

And currently the thirst is obviously real for HQ, JJK, and that’s it for rn since I haven’t allowed myself to indulge in any anime )^; but I’ve always been a slut for like 80% of Naruto characters as well uwu

What about you? Tell me your thirstiest thirsts I love being a ho for 2D men and talking about it w others 🥺❣️❤️

AND LMAOOOOO OMGGG

MAJOR DOMS LIKE TOP TOP:

ATSUMU IWA USHIJIMA TSUKISHIMA ISSEI

SUBS:

OIKAWA LMAOO ,NISHINOYA, SUGA

LMAOO EVERYONE ELSE IS A MIX BETWEEN SWITCH/POWER BOTTOM/ LAZY BOTTOM VIBES LMAOOOO

I LOVE IT HERE

ALSO IMA START THE MEIAN FIC TONIGHTTTT

HopefuLLY IT GETS DONEEE UWUWUUWUWUWUW

[devil666lovesblog]

My version of the Shinning

1. The whole family is not natural, it is made up. His so-called wife is a thief and fugitive; those twins are what she picks up once in the park to pretend to be her family member to escape arrest. The twins are in their teenage years wanting to have some fun with the little sister in the orphanage but being caught when their pants are down.  

2. The writer is an author for pornography looking for inspiration from previous scene of Great Fuck(Flood), he is poor and win a small lottery to get a ticket to there. Since that ticket per-request the presence of the whole family, they have to fake their ID and relationships. However, that doesn’t include any breakfast, lunch, dinner but also excluding any foreign food so they have to sneak in their food somewhere else. 

3. The author’s family had to steal petite things from outside to bribe those who work there so they permit them to cook whenever left in a natural refrigerator. Those are like canned food from last century.  

4. Legend has that a twin is fully fucked in every hole then dies because of hypothermia, he is just uncertain of their age. Then later are not certain of their gender. He thought that was authentic then it turned out to be a copycat of copycat from Chinese imitation of the most popular porn site. “Chinese copy everything except the genre”. 

5. The Room is flooded with cum fluid when the teenager accidentally opens the’ wrong door’ of that 666 (FuckFuckFuck) room thinking it would be the room full of naked women, the homebase of a porn factory. Instead of 3D women it is just yellowish 2D painted porn of female superhero. The room is full of mucus liquid with a smell so strong that the staff had to seal the door completely close.  

6. Occasionally some dirty old men obsesses of sex try to get in to the hotel and access the room such as mentioned in 4, or to get a room for solitary masturbation with heated water and bathroom for shower. They appear to the main character’s family as ‘mysterious old man’ or wise old man.

7. The water pipes are so old and it sounds like people are flushing condom or broken bones of murdered rape victims (drunk and fuck teens), but it turn out a Chinese restaurant reconnected the pipeline to avoid the detection of too much fat. (Fat police implemented due to political correctness) 

8. The hotel is designed like many penises and vaginas along with condoms shaped toilets.

9. The author found out that the original script of the author of ‘Little woman’ is an author obsessed with deflower little girls to make them real women, but those little ladies are quite smart and not so innocent. One suck her uncle’s dick to get candy, another has an orgy party with other teens to support her lolita clothes, another is living with stepmother and stepfather and they abuse him and his sister for fun, another is letting other touch her to get through the school.

10. That writer is in debt due to some crossing with the bad people and he went there to escape a host of creditors which he promised to write a real good book to portray the gangster/druglord as the savior of alternative values/cultural style. However, he has no idea what to write about them since there are so many alternative viewpoints available.

11. The site is actually where a few scientific-friction type of porn like Escape from The Pleasure Planet, Star fucking War, Bedwoman, Sucker, Legend of Duck; but many of those go unnotice because the porn stars are aged and people perfer animation more than real things.

12. All fuck no work made Jack the Ripper a paper ripper, All dolls with no hole sucking my dick,  Where to buy my tissue paper, OhMyGod you got a freaking great dick. That fake typewriter can only type one out of three sentences, it is rumored to be a secret communication machine used along Enigma in WWII, but it is half broken when too much porn is typed from there so its very primitive A.I. fixated on a few topics but nothing else.

13. There is room where a real where real orgy take place, which is robotic male fucking robotic female or the converse. The future people came back to watch what is remnant of humanity. In future all became cyborg thus nobody have sex anymore.

14. The author is full of sexual fantasies imagined based on the setting of the hotel, however, he is a perfectionist and sees no relationship of those adult novels to the current situation of Sweden nor EU. 

15. The author remembered when he is very young he was in some sort of Child Psychiatric Hospital along with other guys and girls exploring their sexuality freely when nobody is watching. Labelled as crazy gave them more freedom than to function as normal citizens. 

[rozcdust]

STORY TIME,,,

but not really because it's technically just me word vomiting. I apologize for dumping this on you 😫😫😫 this is long LONG

idk if you remember me talking about this dude I've been admiring that happened to be one of my coworker's crush as well but I gotta tell you smth cause I feel kind of iffy about it

ngl I've just been admiring him from afar because he seems cute under the mask I feel really shallow about this, but I don't want to attempt to shoot my shot until I know he's at least physically my type/attractive (damn that sounded even worse than in my head).

reason for that is because I don't know him. like I've literally never spoken a word with this dude before (we just pass by each other every so often) so I don't have a single clue of how he is personality-wise and he could be a complete asshole yk. secondy, he smokes,,, and while that isn't really a red flag for me, it is a huge turn-off seeing as I've had shit lungs ever since I was little. so if I were to pursuit something he at least need to be cute cause there's nothing going on for him rn 😫

and now here's the thing that makes me feel disgusting about myself. I've been trying to find his socials and I'm clearly not fbi level like some other people when it comes to this stuff because I couldn't find shit and I don't want to ask our mutual acquaintances because that'd make it obvious af.

BUT HERE'S THE KICKER OKAY

I work as a clerk, meaning I have one way to find a picture because I have access to a computer 90% of the time I'm working... and the only thing I need is an employee ID (just a side note tho, I don't see any other employee details but their name and picture).

so one day I had to go home early because I wasn't feeling well and he just happened to be starting around the time I was asking to leave. and what a fucking coincidence that the swipe clock was broken so we'd have to log it on a fucking piece of paper. I had to write my fucking details right under his and that included his mfing employee number that I could remember in 2 seconds because it's shorter compared to codes I've had to memorize for work. Okay?! OKAY!

so you could probably already guess what I did with that information. this bitch searched it up on the fucking computer. I found his profile and clicked on his name so I could see his picture and lemme tell you. THIS MOTHERFUCKER DIDN'T HAVE ANY!!! I wanted to bang my head on the wall as my soul slowly left my body.

I was fucking disgusted at myself cause I felt like a stalker, granted it was a complete coincidence that I had to log my info right after him, BUT I LOOKED AT IT!!! that didn't sit right with me and to this day I still can't believe I did that. but to think that I didn't even get the result I expected after all this stress and shit.

like fuck it I give up. better to just move on with my life goddammit if smth happens then it happens. anyways this is a whole ass train wreck and I can't believe I just aired out my dirty laundry to people on the internet but I needed to get this off my chest.

from the girl who swore to only be with animated men and women from this point onwards

~👑J

don’t apologise at all love, i’m always here to listen 💖

as for the situation, i fully understand feeling like a creep but also i understand the curiosity behind it 😭

i am aro, so i really don’t know how to offer any helpful advice at all :((( i’m sorry, but i really hope getting it off your chest helped at least a little bit, plus if nothing happens with this guy, there are plenty of other really cute people!

and deciding to simp only for 2d people is def the best idea 😩 they can never disappoint 🤧

[aisu-aislinn]

Tagged by @animez-freak​ 

no one has ever tagged me before lol so thank you!

Rules: answer the questions and tag 10 blogs you want to know better

A) age: 21

B) birthplace: Id

C) current time: 8:00pm

D) last drink you had: root beer. wait no, I drank water after that

E) easiest person to talk to: it’s easy for me to talk to everyone! Even that random dude sitting beside me at the bus stop. Yep, an extrovert here

F) favorite song atm: Mafumafu’s cover of Neru’s I~ya I~ya I~ya (Whatever~Whatever~Whatever), that song speaks to me in a spiritual level

G) grossest memory: pooping in pants, at school, when I was 6 hahaahahah that was soooo fucking embarassing

H) hogwarts house: Gryffindor

I) in love: I guess not? I love my cat a lot tho, and a lot of 2d Boys

J) jealous: WITH PEOPLE WHO CAN GET THEIR LIFE TOGETHER

K) killed someone: well.... nope

L) love at first sight: not yet, no

M) middle name: Don’t have any

N) number of siblings: 2 sist, 20 cats

O) one wish: to be able to have a multimillion dollars company so I can get richer with every breath I take. Who knows, maybe I can start my career as a superhero like Iron Man or Batman or something

R) reasons to smile: cats, otps, big juicy steak, good food in general

S) song you last listened to: Dateken’s “Honeymoon Un Deux Trois”. That jazzy shit is sooo good. I listened to Kurokumo’s cover

T) time you woke up: today? 4 am

U) underwear color: gray

V) vacation destination: Italy. Lemme meet those hot Italian men

W) worst habit: Biting nails

X) x-rays: what????

Y) favorite food: STEAK. BIG JUICY STEAK. 

Z) zodiac sign: virgo

WHO THE HECK SHOULD I TAG?! I’M NOT THAT CLOSE WITH EVERYONE HERE just tag yourself if you want

well except for these peeps

@alenes @turowa @tealandlia

do it if you want

[ts-akhmim]

Episode 11 | “You let me like a parasite leach into this game and I will not be going anywhere”- Ali

Alright, so now it's my time to either put up or shut up. This is the round I really need to make this move in order to put myself in a much better spot moving forward. Either Ali or Autumn need to go this round, and I need to figure out how in the hell I can make this work. I know me, Devon, and the three Beauties are in for this plan, but I'm really concerned about Jakey this round. For some reason he's not being fully forthcoming about his thoughts about this vote, and with someone telling me that him and Ali might be close, I'm really concerned that he may go and ruin this plan. I don't want to think he'd do that - he should know I have had his back since Day 1 and I still think he has mine - but like... this ain't a fun spot to be in. Part of me wants to stack on Autumn and pretend like it's supposed to be a split vote to get Ali to use his idol if Jakey does tell him, but it would be worthless, but I don't even know if that would work. So I think I really need to figure out what Jakey is ok with here and then figure out how I can guarantee the heat doesn't come on me if this plan is found out.

I- just... you think you know people. Me and Adam rn https://media.tenor.com/images/ad6bd858d5371eb4ad2755d4a11bc748/tenor.gif but also me and Adam rn https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b8/d0/26/b8d026447effad19676de7e8ccc05c6f.gif Not Adam calling me at midnight to tell me that the whole ass tribe is planning to blindside Ali. I can't even get into the tea fully cause I'm in my bag now that I know 6 people think so little of me and will to lie to my face all day tomorrow but like it's fine. They will be dealt with, Adam is a king, we will get our Emmy's tomorrow for bamboozling everyone back, and I will 100% get Ali to play the idol he (probably?) has when I lay all the cards at 7 pm EST tomorrow lmao. And I'm really gonna get Jakey and Deovn's double agent asses- THAT I do know! Just you wait cause like I said before: name an ally I won't kill

to THINK, to literally THINK i wanted adam out at a point in this game. adam is literally the only person i trust in this game, i will be the kingmaker for him to get the win he deserves. what a genuinely lovely man, im so glad we are both still here. it sounds like there is a blindside being cooked up for little old me this round and for what...i'm borderline inactive, i cant connect with anyone in this game like... voting me for what... for literally what. also if jake is voting for me i will literally scream into the void this is so stupid for him. i am literally so far up his ass in this game all season and yet he wants to send me packing and for what. adam literally is my god send, as is devon's inability to keep literally anything a secret? like i trusted devon... so much?! and yet he literally threw me so far under the bus my squished up corpse is a 2D shape. i'm so... shook?! and also i still cant decide if i think jake is in on this, but if he is... im screaming? what a clown decision. but literally i cant believe this. im so excited to idol out one of the generic men in this game out tomorrow, they can all literally suck it up i cant wait. i want to be the kingslayer, i want to be the person who votes out amir for the first time in tumblr survivor. screw keeping big threats around, fuck that noise. i'm going to literally go through metamorphosis and become alyssa this season. i will be the mother hen who takes the bullet for my allies moving forwards, adam/autumn will make it further and further (plus jake if he is proven innocent and not a snake) anyway cast assessment: augusto - he can have such empty conversations for hours?! like this tribe confuses talking lots with social game. but like with him its a real i don't love your excess energy, go girl give us too much... would love to see him do literal anything beyond just having nothingy conversations... that does not a winner make amir - WOW his galaxy brain is so big. honestly i have to be impressed with amir, the fact he has this tribe misted that he is not the mastermind he is... a testament to his skill. i want to idol him out tomorrow adam - literally my jesus. i owe him my life in this game and i will stay true to that. i cant believe i didnt trust him at first wow... i hope adam gets the win this season autumn - my other goddess.. the literal love of my life, i want her and adam in the f3 this season if i cant make it. i want an autumn hill two time winner yes please and thank you devon - okay devon remains SUCH a sweet guy but oh my god does he play like a snake HELLO. he literally pumped me full of hot air for literally nothing wow woww wowww. he has lied to me for rounds and rounds for literally nothing... am ready to get that snake caught in a trap jake - i think the man who i was willing to give up my entire game for has been lying to me, i feel the exact same way i felt when my boyfriend cheated on me like this feels so personal... and i dont even see the endgame for jake with this hello!? my heart is broken, i literally watched sharifa play in sequester for HOURS with that man and for what?! for WHAT kendall - a literal sweetheart, never dissed. hope she goes far the only non-fraudulent one of the bunch tj -askjdlfsa he is so... stale jKLJKASDFAS like as a player go girl give us nothing. i wish he was being deadass when he said we were gonna squash our beef but i guess not huh? clownery from me i see anyway its almost 8am i need bed. im fueled by rage and im ending the generic men. adam and autumn are the loves of my life, brain, brawn and beauty are linking UP.

GORL yall better hold onto your britches this is gonna be a LONG one, so immunity happens, a music challenge, which i knew was right up my alley, i was confident going into it and tbh i had no idea what was gonna happen this round, so i decided to take a risk and use my challenge advantage, WHICH PAID OFF BECAUSE BITCH I AM T H E SONGSTRESS, DO RE MI FA SO LA TI DA UP OUT MY FACE BECAUSE YALL CANT GET ME THIS ROUND. who would've thought little old me would end up winning not one, but TWO individual immunities in a single season! im always dragging myself but for once im so PROUD of myself because with my last one there really wasnt anything to brag about, it was handed to me, which kinda did feel nice in a sense considering i know no one trusts me yet they wanted to still keep me around, but like this one was M Y own WIN like on my own merit. I'm an aries, dont ever count me out because i will deliver all the gags and all the goops so after my win, i know im 100% safe, so i start to think... hmm well idk who i want to go so i guess ill see and wait if anyone says anything to me, and then DEVON calls me and we're having a convo when all the sudden he gets real coy.... and starts going "OMG ADAM UGHHH I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS OR IF I CAN OR CANT" meanwhile, obviously i wanna know the tea so im like well bitch! spill! and he tells ME that apparently, him, jakey, tj, amir, and augusto have all allegedly been in talks and want to BLINDSIDE ALI THIS ROUND because they think he has the idol...and purposely leave me and autumn out? ill get to the THOUGHTS i have on that soon, because oh, i have SEVERAL thoughts, but as he tells me this he's basically just saying OMG PLEASE IM TAKING A HUGE RISK TELLING YOU THIS DONT TELL ANYONE ELSE, which, i DO trust devon slightly, but here's where the problems began and im gonna break it down for yall, 1) ONCE AGAIN, THE BIGGEST PHONYS IN THE GAME FAKE 1 AND FAKE 2 AMIR AND AUGUSTO LMAO LIKE .... DID WE NOT JUST END THE BEEF WE HAD WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE YALL WANTED TO GO BEHIND MY BACK AND NOT INCLUDE ME IN THE PLANS, ONLY FOR YOU TO DO THE SAME THING YET AGAIN??????? 2) Devon also TOLD me straight up and he was kinda laughing when he said it "im gonna be straight up no one trusts you in this game but i do and thats why im telling you", because AMIR/AUGUSTO ARE TELLING EVERYONE I HAVE THE IDOL FROM BEAUTY. WHY WILL NO ONE BELIEVE ME AND WHY ARE THEY BELIEVING THEM I DONT HAVE IT. LIKE I CAN OWN MY GAME AND MY MISTAKES AND THE ONLY THING IVE DONE TO DESERVE DOUBT WAS MY STUPID LIE ABOUT THE AUCTION BUT E V E R Y O N E LIED LIKE WHY AM I ALWAYS THE BAD GUY? YALL WANT ME TO BE THE BAD GUY, CHUN LI? BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, I CAN BE. ive been playing this game with ONE mindset only. I'll be semi honest with everyone, but lie to me and then you can no longer believe a word i say.... and 3) devon also told me, while he trusts me and wants to go far with me, everyone else doesnt want to take me out this round, next round, or even 7, theyre planning to go for me around like final 6......ok so what im hearing is people are ALREADY trying to plan when to take me out and while he may trust me, i basically would have no way to play the game other than with him??? which why would i just sit there and accept that fate...OH AND ALSO 4) him and everyone else really just expects me to sit back and knowingly vote against kendall, who WOULDNT be going home so they can blindside ali...... so id literally lose a friend in this and gain an enemy? do i have idiot plastered on my forehead??? well, i guess they were right not to tell me about the plan because BITCH I RAN RIGHT TO ALI. Like honestly, screw all those people, i feel like ive done NOTHING so horrible to make people dislike or distrust me so severely so i feel like i dont owe anyone a damn thing. why would i just sit complacently waiting to get picked off at 5/6 and put all my eggs in one basket when i single handedly can change the whole game right now, and thats exactly what i plan on doing. At this point im TIRED of people overlooking me and thinking they can play this game around me and get away with it, but whatever, YALL WANTED GOOD TV, YALL WANTED A SHOW WELL BUCKLE UP BECAUSE YALL MAY BE GOOD AT THIS GAME AND GOOD AT BEING FAKE, BUT YALL DONT KNOW WHAT YOU GOT YOURSELVES INTO WITH ME, IN THE WISE WORDS OF TAMMIE BROWN, YOU WANTED CRAZY, WELL YOU GOT IT NOW ali was SHOOK when i spilled the beans to him, and i told him like look this is me giving you my trust because he's the only person who's shown me respect besides autumn and even if he wasnt being genuine, at least he's being SMART AND GUESS WHAT IT'S GONNA SAVE HIS GAME BECAUSE BITCH HE TOLD ME HOW HE HAS THE IDOL- NOT JUST ONE, BUTTWO OF THEM FJADHSKJFH GORL FIRST OF ALL im so happy i can STOP PLAYING 2048 THAT DAMN GAME WAS GOING TO BE MY UNDOING, SECOND OF ALL I LITERALLY CACKLED ON CALL WHEN HE TOLD ME, I KNEW I COULD TRUST MY GUT ABOUT HIM, OH AND IT GETS EVEN BETTER HE ALSO HAS THE IDOL NULLIFIER EFSDKAJH WHICH MEANS....if we play our cards right......we can take out whoever we want, maybe everyone was right to be scared of us. I'd be scared, i think they should all be scared, yall wanted to say fuck my drag time and time again, well watch me bring it to the runway now. we also agreed we need to let autumn in on this, which could be either the BEST or WORST move....i really THINK i can trust autumn, her and ali are hands down my #1/2 in the game, and devon right behind, although if we pull this off, i told them both i dont want to get devon since he let me know this, i think even if i blindside him and dont let him know, i can at least justify myself enough to him and let him know him going home was still never an option, but i called autumn right after ali and told her all the same tea and at first she was kinda hesitant about it all, but i knew her and jakey had a good relationship so the hardest part for me i think was making her really believe he's against her which i think i did a good job of making her believe because she SPILLED the tea to me about how her/ali/jakey had an alliance, and i absolutely did just kick him out and take his place oop, which i dont trust jake at all because something about him/amir/augusto is so shady, you mean to tell me they voted you out and he hasnt tried to go for them or vice versa this whole time.... my gut is telling me they're in kahoots, and would 100% be a solid 3 against me down the line... my whole game rn hinges on autumn believing me because its the TRUTH i just told her what i was told but clearly i painted it a little more my way oops, so as of now the plan is autumn and me will both keep playing dumb tomorrow, then around 7 pm we're gonna "tell ali" the plan (which i already told him) but autumn doesnt know he has the idol yet, so ali will confirm it to her, and we'll make our move. I'm going to push for it to be amir, i want him OUT OF THIS GAME. im SICK of him and augusto prancing around like the wicked step sisters and treating me like cinderella. but who knows, maybe devon telling me was strategy on his part so i tell ali and we flush the idol and they vote autumn, but i have to hope that all those people are good enough with autumn that they dont want to do that just yet... but i mean, ali does have 2 so we already said if we feel like we need to use both, one for him and one for autumn, it's an option. Also if any of them have the idol ... this could become a mess if someone plays one right after ali, this could also just fall apart if they split the votes 3/3 sedkfha the odds of me actually getting my way....are feeling slim, but im gonna be hopeful because it's all i got, if this works, it could be my winning move, but if it fails, and there's a high chance it fails.... im gone next round... but with ali staying i dont think thatll happen, he's a shield for me and someone i can trust, im taking a page from the michele winners at war book, and he's my jeremy. I trust him, and i need him in this game for at least a few more rounds or im just gonna be dragged along and disposed of at some point. And if i leave then whatever at least i can say i caused chaos, which im always down for.

So I think Ali is getting sketched out by this vote, so now I am working with Jakey and Devon to figure out a plan to make Ali feel safe and not play an idol. But I'm like... oh dear... this could really blow up in our faces if this doesn't work. And I'm over here trying to communicate now to everyone what is going on so that they don't panic and I'm like... wasn't I just on the bottom? Now I feel like I have some kind of power again? I like this feeling, but also, it be scary as fuck.

If last round was the calm before the storm, this round is a full on hurricane of a vote. I have spent the past round or so trying to rally the troops against Ali and I think it can finally happen? He has two idols, a vote reveal, a idol blocker, and a killer social game so these people need to smell the roses and get him out. I really hope I don’t leave but if this is my undoing, at least I tried to make a move! 

tribal is in a few hours and i have a WHOLE ass headache because i dont know what's gonna happen....so last night devon LITERALLY told me everyone but me/autumn were gonna be in the vote against ali... but then today he's telling me jake doesnt know he thinks......am i crazy? did i mishear?? or is he trying to gaslight me.....because i KNOW what i heard and i literally led this whole jake slander campaign to autumn and ali, autumn doesnt think we can trust jakey because i can see devon feeling nervous after telling me that and then they try to tell jake to get in good with us so he knows our plan, but it also doesnt really make sense if jakey works with them unless my conspiracy about him/amir being in kahoots makes sense....so i dont fucking know what's happening, if it were up to me this would stay between me/autumn/ali and we'll ask for forgiveness rather than permission on the next day... autumn/ali are on call rn and theyre supposed to let me know after because autumn is supposed to "spill" the tea to ali (which i already spilled last night) and then we'll go from there because since he does have the idol we just need to place our votes very carefully in conclusion; there's gonna be some angry gays one way or another after tribal (and a few confused heteros)

I don’t think anyone respects me... which is annoying because I am currently playing a social game. But even more annoying because nobody listens to me!!!!!! Like literally all we have to do is switch to Autumn!!!! Switch to Autumn and everything will be fine and no one is willing to do that. Ugghhhhhhh god damnit I’m going to lose my mind.

I WILL CONFESS LATER BUT WE ARE SENDING DEVON OUT 4-3 AND IM GONNA IDOL MYSELF BECAUSE IM SCARED... IM READY TO BE IN FINAL EIGHT AND IM READY TO FIGHT.

Fucking THIS AND ALL THESE FKING PEOPLE IM SO DONE, I literally have no course of action, I’ve went through every single plan in my mind and every single one reaches a dead end, I don’t know the details of how the idol block and vote reveal work I can’t switch the vote to jakey, because Ali will vote reveal and then idol jakey and then I’m left with 4 people who want me dead and jakey blowing up my game I can’t split on autumn and Ali because we don’t have the votes without jakey I can’t fucking do anything at all I have to be passive, but I have to be alert Ali isn’t gonna go, jakey isn’t gonna go, autumn won’t, and adam wont It’s going to be me or my allies So I just have to try and make it not me at this point 

I think devon is about to leave and like, that is okay, just be who you are