warnings: 18+, minors do not interact, explicit smut, wlw relationship, oral (f receiving), fingering, squirting
word count: ~890
synopsis: your gf makes you squirt for the first time 💦
posted: october 31, 2023
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“Never?”
“Never.”
“Well now I just feel like you’re challenging me.”
Your girlfriend couldn’t believe it. You had never squirted before. She was in genuine disbelief at what she was hearing. Then again, she couldn’t believe you had only been with two other people before her. Honestly, she was shocked she bagged you in the first place. To her, you were a goddess—and she made sure to treat you like one. Now that she thought about it, she wondered why you hadn’t squirted with her yet.
“I didn’t even think it was a real thing. When I looked it up online they had discourses about if squirting was an actual liquid or just like . . . pee, or something.”
Your beautiful girlfriend laughed that candy sweet laugh that made your heart flutter, “No, it’s definitely real. I’m kinda bummed I haven’t made you do it yet. I feel like my skills are being doubted.”
“Maybe my body just can’t do it?” you wondered.
“Well, we could always find out,” you looked to her with wide eyes, but she simply smirked at you before pouncing on you with those irresistible lips of hers. After a moment of kissing her, you pulled away. Her roommate had just left not too long ago, and you weren’t sure when she would be back, “Wait, we shouldn’t. Miyeon could come back any minute.”
“She has work,” Soyeon retorted, already diving in to finish the hickey she had started on the side of your neck. You closed your eyes and groaned, and you felt her wicked grin against your skin. She knew exactly what she was doing to you.
Always the ever-determined woman she is, she had managed to get you right where she wanted you. You lied down on her bed, your head resting in the plush of her pillows as she left teasing kisses between your thighs. You made it a point to stare at the ceiling because if you looked down you would see your gorgeous girlfriend staring up at you with those tantalizing eyes that made you weak in the knees. But she loved when you made eye contact with her, so she got your attention the only ways she knew how.
“Oh my God!” you gasped out loud as you felt the sudden intrusion of her tongue deep between your folds. No prep or anything. Right down to business. Soyeon was making it very clear that she had an objective, and neither of you were moving on until she completed her little mission.
Her manicured fingernails dug into your thighs as they constricted around her head. They pulled them away so that she could continue to lick you with ardor, the familiar taste of your arousal on her tongue. Her nose bumped below your clit with every movement of her head. You felt like you could cum just from that.
“Just relax,” she cooed to you before sticking two of her fingers into her mouth to get them wet, “Let go for me.”
You nodded as you melted back against her bed, your fingers clutching onto the duvet underneath you as you felt her fingers enter you. Her fingers weren’t long, but you could tell she was thrusting them as deeply as she could. Over a few minutes, her pace quickened and she focused her fingertips on the spongey texture that lied deep within your walls. You were already soaking her fingers just from how wet you were, but she was aiming for so much more. So she set her target on that one spot and kept at it, hooking her fingers and thrusting them in and out. As she felt you pulsing around her, she leaned down and sucked your clit between her lips, sucking them in just the way she knew you liked. And as if the moment couldn’t get any better, she hummed, the vibrations sending you reeling.
It felt . . . different. This wasn’t the same as when you usually came. There was a slightly different feeling, like your body had become frozen as the pleasure coursed through you. Then you felt it—the liquid flooding between your thighs. Your eyes rolled and your back arched. Your fingers went to Soyeon’s head. You held her right in that spot until it all became too much. Then, you started pushing her away.
She came up from between your legs, a prideful smile on her lips as well as the glistening of your juices on her face. She wore it like a medal, not at all in a rush to wipe it away.
“You did it,” she praised you, caressing your leg, “How did it feel?”
“Good,” you replied, chest heaving from the deep breaths you took. You lifted yourself up onto your elbows. You suddenly became hyper aware of the fact that you—and a large spot on her sheets—were drenched, “I’m sorry for making a mess.”
“Shut up,” she rolled her eyes and playfully poked your forehead with her finger, making you fall back against her pillows, “You just made my ego so big. I couldn’t care less about these sheets.”
You bashfully smiled, “Oh no, that head of yours is already too big.”
“But I’m your big head,” she reminded you, hovering over you to tenderly kiss your lips.
Since Oliver still plays concerts "oberkörper frei", it is not that difficult to find photos of his back. Oliver has a lean and muscular body, and even though he is now in his 50s, he is in great shape.
While he painted his body dark for the entire 2023 Europe Stadium Tour, if anything, darker complexions can make muscles pop in bright light. My pick for this challenge is a photo from Budapest by Matthias Matthies. The contrast colours in the photo make it really stunning.
Bonus material:
1) Another photo from 2023 Europe Stadium Tour, this time from Brussels taken by Jens Koch. I love when Oliver and Richard find together on stage, and this photo from Mein Teil is such a great example of that.
2-3) Screenshots from the Making of Rosenrot. The band members didn't want to use make-up for the flagellation, instead they drank vodka and went out in the cold and whipped themselves.
4) I love the atmosphere in this photo by Frédéric Batier, from Völkerball, where Oliver takes a moment for himself in Budapest 2005.
5) Oliver getting his in-ears taped to his back, by Jens Koch 2019.
6) Screenshot from one of Jens Koch's videos 2023.
7) Silly little promo video for the Mein Land music video, where we see Oliver and the girls. It does show his back though.
8) Oliver during the shooting of the Mein Land music video, from the photo book by Frédéric Batier.
9) I guess these last two photos are what people expected. First out, Andreas Mühe's photo of Oliver, naked, in Winnipeg 2012...
10) ...and finally, Missy Funnybunny's photo of Oliver, taken in Paris 2012. This is probably the most well-known photo of Oliver's back, and deservedly so. It is really good.
So, for the past few years I've been doing this set called Frightful October but I wanted to do something different this year. I have decided to try my hand at @flufftober this year!
I'm quite nervous because I only found this challenge last month and, as of posting this, I've only completed one lmao I really want to try and get all 31 but I'm not promising anything, knowing how I struggle to finish shit.
I originally planned to make this entire event original fiction however, then I changed my mind and decided to do half original and half fanfiction. I then changed my mind a third time and have decided to go with all fanfiction lmao
This set will be tagged with #RFO - PSF and #RFO - PSF23. You can see this set posted on AO3 and WordPress.
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Ficography under the cut!
🍂 Week 1 (October 1st – 7th) 🍂
Day 1. Cowardly San (San, Ateez) | 3k | fluff, angst, non-idol au
Day 2. To Be Family (Yamato, High&Low) | 4k | fluff, family
Day 3. What Changed? (Jaemin, NCT) | 1k | fluff, college au
Day 4. The Ugly Duckling (Amagai, High&Low) | 7k | angst, fluff
Day 5. Stood Up (Reo, Generations) | 3k | fluff
Day 6. The Sun & Moon (Bernie, High&Low) | 6k | angst, fluff
For each day of October we give you three prompt lists to choose from and invite you to create something in any technique you like! You can share your work with the tag #käärijätober to let others find it!
Feel free to share the lists on other platforms too!
Join the challenge! Peliä!
Bolero edition:
1 Intro
2 Fantastista
3 Yhtä Vailla
4 ROCK ROCK
5 Aikuinen
6 Alaks olee
7 Auto jää
8 Hirttää kiinni
9 Kiertävä sirkus
10 Koppi tules
11 Kovis
12 Menestynyt Yksilö
13 Mic Mac
14 Miljonääri
15 Morgan
16 Nou Roblem
17 Online
18 Paidaton riehuja
19 Peliä
20 Punainen Marli
21 Paljon onnea vaan
22 Puuta heinää
23 Klo23
24 Siitä viis
25 Urheilujätkä
26 Välikuolema
27 Z
28 Grindr Mayhem
29 It's Crazy It's Party
30 Viulunkieli
31 Cha Cha Cha
Häärijä edition:
1 Bolero
2 Leather jacket
3 Pink Guys
4 Häärijä
5 Pink Dancers
6 Bojan
7 Jesse
8 Sonny
9 Frank
10 Tommy Cash
11 Blonde wig & blue suit
12 Messy hair
13 White suit
14 Water bottle
15 Oversized clothes
16 Pokedex
17 Low squat
18 Spiky sunglasses
19 Mr. Worldwide
20 T-Shirt
21 Tiara
22 Bulbasaur
23 Makeup
24 Formula 1 blanket
25 Funny hat
26 Blonde wig & leather coat
27 Fellow bands and artists
28 Bra
29 Titanic
30 Tongue
31 Group photo
But there is more. If Till was able to get down on his knees on stage to play puppy, there is notably a deeper meaning regarding the final salute. It's Till's initiative that the guys kneel down in front of us, the audience at the end of each show. And while all the guys do it, some of them don't appreciate it. Flake says about this : "I always scold Till when he is too kind. (Laughs) I don’t want to play in a band that begs for applause either. I find that disgusting, I have to break it. I also think the bowing at the end is stupid. These fans clap when they want to, so I don’t have to take an extra bow." (MetalHammer). I absolutely disagree with Flake on this because for me if Till gets down on his knees it's to show how grateful he is to us, that's his way of expressing what he feels without saying a word : he loves us.
Well, that's not really a question for Till, since his only instrument is his beautiful voice. However, and despite the fact that Till says he can do nothing but write and sing, he actually knows how to play a lot of instruments : drums, guitar, bass, piano, harmonica...
Currently my favorite song is Meine Tränen from Rammstein's latest album. I love listening to it so much, Till's voice and interpretation are truly splendid !
But my favourite instrument playing by Till is piano, particularly this moment (Sonoma studios, California, 2008) :
And the drums, I would have liked so much to have known the guys at that time of First Arsch :
First Arsch
And he is so handsome when he plays the harmonica, he makes this instrument so much sexier (gif of the song 'Los' from Völkerball dvd) :
Being goofy is like a second nature to Till, and it's something I love about him. So there are so many photos and videos that it's hard to make a selection. But when I think of "Goofy Till" I immediately think of these two videos :
Till has always been involved in sport, of course swimming from the age of 11 at Empor Rostock Sport Club. He even took part in the European Junior Swimming Championships in Florence in 1978. But even after his swimming career, he continued to play sport, albeit less seriously and with less discipline. Here are just a few of the sports Till practised :
Surfing and swimming :
About swimming, Paul says about Till : "Till however had bought himself a wet suit and still swam there: I don’t know he could do it. All winter, in the Baltic Sea going back and forth in the dark. We saw this rubber suited figure constantly swimming. The jelly-fish gathered at the shore, you couldn’t go in there because of them, but he happily swam through them doing his morning exercises. It was disgusting!" - MTV Masters (2001)
Musculation :
Credit to Frédéric Batier / Sandor Lubbe / Olaf Heine
Boxing :
Source 1 / Source 2
Flake on Till boxing his training dummy : "He starts undressing at lightning speed. He grabs his sports shirt which was given to him by a band in the hope that he’d wear their shirt in public. Unfortunately the only one looking at it is me, Till rushes into the bathroom to do sports. There’s a dummy torso with a head that you can beat up. So that it doesn’t fall over we fill its base with water. Till has already hit it so hard that its neck has broken. Could he break a real neck just as quickly? I hear pounding and panting. In-between Till comes out, grabs his phone and runs into the corridor to make calls. He quickly returns and continues boxing the dummy. I decide not to disturb him." — "Heute Hat Die Welt Geburstag"
And I've added a photo of Till canoeing, because to make these trips, Till and Joey have to train, and need to be in very good physical condition :
Source
And of course, after all that sport, you need to relax, so there's nothing like a good massage :
Source
Till about sport : "I don't really any more, though. I try to enjoy myself these days. To me, sport is more like getting the costume on and discipline. I hate that. Of course, sometimes I still go swimming but just not that much. In the old days, I would be keeping fit all the time, every day, but nowadays I like to enjoy myself and my wine. You can never go wrong with a bottle of Brunello, the italian wine." - Kerrang! 2015
There are lots of group photos that I really like ! We're lucky that Rammstein takes group photos at every era. Here are the ones in which I think Till looks really good (even if he always good looking) :
The first group photoshoot in 1994
By Bryan Adams for Zoo Magazin, 2014 (source)
By Frédéric Batier before the Arènes de Nîmes show, on 23-07-2005
By Jens Koch on the set of the Zeit video, 2022 (source)