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It’s A Hard Life (Brian May x Reader series) Currently in progress

Series Introduction

Teaser 

Chapter 1 

Chapter 2 

Chapter 3 

Chapter 4 

Chapter 5 

Chapter 6 

Chapter 7 

Chapter 8 

Chapter 9 

Chapter 10 

Chapter 11 

Chapter 12 

Chapter 13 

Chapter 14

 Chapter 15 

Chapter 16

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Three Thousand Miles Part 1

Joe Mazzello x Reader

@mazzellocheese requested a long distance dating fic with Joe so here it is! (I got a little carried away with the backstory... oops)

1.7k words

Warnings: some fluff, some angst 

“It’ll be okay babe” your boyfriend reassured you as you held onto to him outside the security check at John F. Kennedy Airport.

“Promise you’ll call or facetime every day?” you asked looking up at him with puppy dog eyes and that lip pout you knew he couldn’t resist.

“Of course. You know I can’t go more than 24 hours without seeing that beautiful face and hearing your voice.” He gently pecked your lips with his before pulling your head back into his chest and tightened his grip around your torso.

“Time to get going Joe”

You groaned annoyingly at Rami’s voice and turned to see the curly-haired man looking at the two of you apologetically. You gave him a quick hug and turned back to Joe, both of you trying to hold back the sad tears in your eyes.

“I’ll see you soon I promise” his hand came to the back of your head and he pulled you in for one more kiss. His lips hit yours hard but then relaxed as he inhaled deeply through his nose before pulling away. Your mouth followed his, trying to stay connected as long as possible not knowing when you’ll get to taste him again.

He swiped his thumb across your cheek and his mouth turned up into a small smile “I love you, Y/N”

“I love you too” you smiled and squeezed his other hand, feeling the pit in your stomach growing and all you could focus on was keeping your tears from falling past your bottom lids. You didn’t want him to leave seeing you crying and you knew that it would only make him cry as well.

He bent down to pick up his backpack and you pulled his passport out of your pocket. You handed it to him slowly, trying to delay the parting as long as you could. His hand gently caressed your own as his took the small, navy blue book. Joe kissed you on the forehead and squeezed your shoulder before turning away without making eye contact. You watched the two men walk up to the security agent and could already feel your legs start to give out from all the dread that was washing over you. Joe dropped his head and Rami rubbed his back as they waited for their passports to be checked. He turned to look at you one more time before walking through the gates. You smiled and waved, and then he was gone.

You were numb as you walked to the parking garage, the ringing in your ears drowning out the chatter and car horns of the busy New York City airport. Suddenly you were at your car and as soon as you closed the door behind you, that pit in your stomach exploded. Streams of hot, salty tears washed over your face and your hand shook as you turned the key to start the engine.

An hour later you were sitting on your shower floor, knees pressed against your chest, staring at the tiles on the wall in front of you. Quiet music was playing in the background, but you weren’t really listening to it. Until a song came on, that song. Your favorite song. The one that was playing in the bar that one night. The night that you first met the love of your life.

(Two and a half years earlier) You carefully walked down the steps in your three inch black pumps, part of your go-to party outfit along with the cute little black dress that was so comfortable and hugged your hips just right to show off your curves without being too sexy. Pulling open the pub door, loud music and excited chatter hit your ears. You barely made it through the entrance before you saw Sami’s bright smile.

“Y/N! Thank you so much for coming!” He hugged you with one arm, holding a beer bottle in the other.

“Of course, I wouldn’t miss it! Happy birthday!” You smiled at his infectious joy that always put you in a good mood. “Where’s Rami?”

Sami opened his mouth to answer but before he could, two arms wrapped themselves around you, lifting you up and spinning you around. You gasped at first, but were giggling by the time your feet hit the floor.

“Happy birthday Rami” you managed to get out between laughs.

“Thank you Y/N. Let’s get you a drink and then I want you to meet someone.” He winked and you rolled your eyes as you followed him over to the bar.

You’d known the Malek twins since you were all kids; they were basically your brothers. Rami was always trying to set you up with people and usually disapproved of anyone you picked on your own to date. Unfortunately he was usually right about them, so you had agreed a few weeks ago to meet his latest pick. You tried not to have any expectations, especially since Rami had been hyping up how perfect this guy was for you.

The bartender placed your drink down in front of you and Rami motioned for you to follow him over to the corner of the room. You began walking towards a booth where two men were sitting; you vaguely recognized them as actors from something that Rami had worked on, but couldn’t figure out much more than that. “Y/N, this is Joe and Martin” Rami introduced you as he sat in the booth across from them. You joined him and said hi to the guys, unsure of which one Rami was trying to set you up with. You felt yourself starting to blush and tried to hide it as you sipped your drink. Martin was definitely a beautiful man, but something about Joe’s eyes had you mesmerized. Then you saw his smile. The most stunning smile you’d ever seen in your life. You had to remind yourself not to stare at him for too long so you ended up looking at your hands most of the time. You were quiet, almost too quiet as the three men talked and you occasionally threw in an agreeing head nod or laugh at a joke. Rami was giving you strange looks because shyness was extremely out of character for you.

You’d only been sitting there a few minutes when Sami pulled his brother away to say hi to a cousin and almost immediately Martin excused himself to go out for a smoke. When both you and Joe declined his invitation to join, he left, and you were alone with Joe. You found yourself staring at your hands again, this time nervously fiddling with the gold charm bracelet on your wrist.

“I really like your bracelet” you looked up at the sound of his voice and your eyes locked with his gaze. The corners of his eyes pulled down when he smiled, almost making them look sad, but still beautiful.

“Thanks” your voice cracked with the word and he chuckled. You laughed timidly and took another sip of your drink. You knew that he could sense your nerves but you couldn’t shake it. Every time he looked at you the hairs on the back of your neck stood up and you felt a tingling in your chest that you’d never felt before.

“I don’t bite, you know? Unless you’re into that” He immediately pressed his lips together into a tight line and looked away from you, as if he couldn’t believe what had just come out of his mouth. You almost spit your drink across the table but managed to swallow before bursting into a fit laughter. Normally a comment like that would have you rolling your eyes in disgust, but from him you just found it funny and… almost sweet? You suddenly realized that he was almost as nervous as you were, just better at hiding it.

When you had finally stopped laughing, you found him looking at you with a shy smile. You stared back until you realized that he was waiting for you to say something. “I’m sorry I don’t know why I found that so funny.”

He started to shake his head and chuckled, “Please don’t apologize. You have the cutest laugh I’ve ever heard in my life.” Now you were blushing again. He offered to get you both another round of drinks and took your empty glass as he headed over to the bar. You couldn’t help but smile to yourself and when you looked around the room you locked eyes with Rami who winked and gave you a thumbs up.

Suddenly you heard the quiet guitar intro to one of your favorite songs start to play over the speakers, so you just sat and enjoyed the music while you waited for Joe. Well next thing you know, that handsome ginger returns, drinks in hand, dancing and singing along…

“And if I'm feeling good to you and you're feeling good to me There ain't nothing we can't do or say Feeling good, feeling fine Oh, baby, let the music play”

That was the moment you knew that he was the one.

(present day) You step out of the shower and wrap a soft green towel around your hair, humming along to The Doobie Brothers. Still lost in your thoughts and the music, you’re brought back to reality when you hear your phone vibrating on the bathroom vanity. Walking over to glance at the screen, your heart starts to race when you see your boyfriend’s name and the adorable picture you took of him when he was sleeping. Your hand shakes slightly as you pick up the phone and put it up to your ear, “Hey baby”

“Hey! We’re boarding soon so I just wanted to call and say I love you before my flight.”

“I love you too Joseph. I already miss you so much.” He knew that you only used his full name when you were upset, and you felt a bit guilty for making him feel bad about leaving.

“I miss you too Y/N, more than you could imagine.” You heard him sigh and there was so much sadness in his voice. Your heart dropped when you heard the gate agent in the background announcing that they were boarding the plane. “I have to go now,” he said quietly.

“Okay love, text me when you get to London.” You tried to sound more positive, but he knew you better than that.

“I will. I promise. I love you.” and he hung up.

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Let me know what you think of part one and if you want to be added to the taglist! -Bri

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15 Questions 15 Mutuals

thanks for tagging me @bo-queen-rhap and @litlemagenta

Are you named after anyone ?

i’m named after a spanish actress Ariadna Gil

When was the last time you cried ?

yesterday when i went to see Avengers Endgame

Do you have kids ?

does my cat count ?

Do you use sarcasm a lot ?

i ONLY use sarcasm

What’s the first thing you notice about someone ?

their smile

What’s your eye color ?

i have that weird combination of blue, green and grey that changes depending of the weather and a bit of yellow

Scary movies or happy endings ?

happy endings all the way

Any special talents ?

i can watch a lot of shows and still pass my exams, is that a talent ?

Where were you born ?

Granollers in Spain

What are your hobbies ?

watching shows/movies, editing, reading and sleeping

Do you have any pets ?

i have 2 cats

What sport do you/have you played ?

i’ve been riding horses for 13 years and i did a year of ballet and gymnastics

How tall are you ?

163 cm (5’11 i think)

Favorite subject in school ?

science and any language i studied

Dream job ?

actress or zoologist/veterinary

i tagg :

@godknowsimtaylored @stupiid-cupid @sumbuddie @freddiemercuredme @itsjoemozzarella @drummerqueenrmt @simulation-theories @getdownmakeluv @will-you-do-the-fandango @actuallywembleydoesnthavearoof @39hystericalqueens

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The tags are in and we’ll be releasing Chapter 1 of Kairos in a few! This is a little playlist to get you in the time travelling mood! @moonvinyls

@discodancingdeacy @jimmypagesandbrianmayshair @sherlokiantheatrenerd​ @fandomsmakelifebetter @radioblahblahh @angrylizardjacket @shesadramaqueen @inthepierof39 @freedie-mercoory @queenie-mercury @bkerst @ma-ntequilla @bburellina @intheyear-39 @sam-writes @bulsara-babe @sweet-ladyy @smittyjaws @phantomunmasked  @cosmicdimpless @overcastskeleton7 @deaky-dandelion @freddie-roger-brian-john @chickensoupforthedead @litlemagenta @cosmicsskies @39hystericalqueens @sneakydeakyy @anchoredbylove @apinkwhisperscollector @holyurlbatman @katexreilly @fandomsmakelifebetter @rogerisinlovewithhiscar @raveng1rl @marshzzellow @enwowza

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tag game!

i was tagged by @39hystericalqueens !! thanks!

honey and lemon or milk and sugar // musicals or plays // lemonade or iced tea // strawberries or raspberries // winter or summer // beaches or forests// diners or cafés //unicorns or dragons// gemstones or crystals // hummingbirds or owls // fireworks or sparklers // brunch or happy hour // sweet or sour // Rome or Amsterdam // classic or modern art // sushi or ramen // sun or moon // polka dots or stripes // macaroons or croissants // glitter or matte // Degas or Seurat // aquariums or planetariums // road trip or camping trip // coloring books or water colour // fairy lights or candles

i’m gonna tag the people in my recent notifications! @rogerxrogerinaaremycrush @borhapbois @feministbabyyyy @mayofbrian @queen-enthusiast-39

let me know if you don’t want to be tagged!

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NEW Brian May x Reader Fanfic COMING SOON- It’s A Hard Life

Hey y’all, so over the past few months I’ve been working really hard on my first ever fanfic, a Brian May x Reader series called It’s A Hard Life.

It features the Reader as an aspiring musician studying in London when she so happens to fall in love with Brian May, a student at a nearby college. The series follows the two of them through the ups and downs of their ever-changing lives until finally, the Reader must make a choice between her career and the love of her life. 

Additionally, I wrote this series alongside a companion playlist. Each song on the playlist is related to a certain scene or moment within the story and while this fic can 100% be read without the playlist, it adds so much to the story to listen along as you read. Throughout this series you will see numbers in parentheses within the text. Each number corresponds to a track on the playlist. For example, if you saw: (1), this would mean play the first track on the playlist before continuing on reading. Some of the songs serve to set the mood, some correspond with a song that is actually playing in the story, and some tell part of the story better than I can and so they help to drive the plot. I will say again that you don’t need the playlist to understand and enjoy this fic but I strongly recommend at least checking it out.

I also don’t currently have a taglist, so if you enjoy the series just message me and I’ll be sure to tag you in all the upcoming parts

Anyways, Chapter 1 should be up tomorrow and hopefully I will try to get out a new chapter every week. Most importantly though, I hope you all will enjoy the series because I certainly have had a great time writing it!

PS: I will also be posting my new Masterlist soon for an easy way to find all parts of this fancfic and all my writing in the future.

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Rainy Days

Thank you @lablanchett for the request! Request: Something cheesy and smutty at the same time (Rami)

Rami Malek x fem!Reader

Warnings: SMUT 18+ ONLY

1k words

enjoy ;)

The rain just wouldn’t let up. You continued to woefully stare out the window of your fourth floor apartment, the sound of rain hitting the pavement below ringing in your ears. You feel the new presence of a body standing behind you, and warm air hits your neck as he sighs. Turning to look at your boyfriend, you stick your bottom lip out into a pout and watch as high eyes turn sad.

“It’s okay babe,” his hands come to rest on your waist and he places a light kiss on your hairline. “We can go to the beach another day.”

An almost-smile forms on your lips and you nod. “So what are we supposed to do today?” You had really been looking forward to a relaxing day at the beach with Rami; it was rare that you both had a full day off together.

“We can do whatever we want! Watch movies, play board games, listen to music…” his sudden excitement made you smile, which then only made him become more enthusiastic about your impending lazy, rainy day at home. “Maybe we can do some… other stuff” he winked and wiggled his eyebrows sending you into a small fit of giggles. You playfully nudged his chest and he attacked you into a hug, rubbing your cheek into his soft green sweater. “It will be a great day, I promise” his voice returning to a serious and reassuring tone.

A couple of hours later you were sitting cross-legged on the sofa, munching on Chinese take-out, fully immersed in the 90s rom-com you’ve already seen a thousand times. As Heath Ledger slides down a speaker pole while singing “Can’t Take My Eyes off You”, you can actually feel a pair of eyes intensely staring at you. With a piece of lo mein hanging out of your mouth, you turn your head to stare back at Rami questioningly. “I love watching you eat” he blurts out and you swallow your food raising an eyebrow at him.

“Oh my god you’re such a weirdo” “But I’m your weirdo” You can’t help but grin at his cuteness and you’re about to resume your meal when he takes the food from your hands and places it on the coffee table. You don’t even get the chance to yell at him before he’s got his hands under your thighs, pulling you onto his lap. “Oh now?” you ask playfully.

“Yes now.” He responds matter-of-fact and crushes his lips into yours. You immediately begin kissing him back, the two of you falling into a very familiar rhythm. His left hand comes up to tangle itself in your hair as he pulls your head even closer into him. His right is planted firmly on your ass and you push yourself into it, causing him to squeeze your left cheek. He lets out a small moan and you laugh into his mouth, loving how much you turn him on. He takes this opportunity to shove his tongue into your mouth, and you lightly nip on it with your teeth.

Your hands find their way to his hair, and his slip under your shirt going straight for your bra clasp. After fiddling with it for a few seconds, it comes undone and he lets it hang off of your shoulders while his hands cup your breasts, lightly massaging them. He squeezes your nipples, loving how hard they get under his touch, and you pull your mouth away from his to sigh in pleasure.

He dips his head down to suck on the skin above your collarbone, and you start rocking your hips forward feeling your wetness between your skin and clothing. He continues to kiss and suck on your neck but when he gently bites, you moan loudly and can immediately feel his half-hard cock pulse beneath you.

You pull apart and fumble around, trying to take off each other’s shirts while staying as connected as possible. With half your clothes thrown on the floor, he takes your nipple into his mouth, lightly sucking before laying you down beneath him on the sofa. He smiles at you as he pulls your pants and underwear down from your hips and you lift your legs to help him. Once he gets his off as well, he begins placing light kisses on your hips, then makes his way up your stomach to your chest. You dig your nails into his back as he sucks on one nipple while working the other one with his hand.

You feel yourself getting more wet and your moans grow loader until you can’t take anymore and longingly scream out “Fuck me Rami”

Without a word he quickly lines himself up with your entrance and slides into you causing your toes to curl. You wrap your legs around his waist to give him a better angle and feel him pushing even deeper. Your eyes roll back as he speeds up his thrusting. He’s staring at you with lust in his eyes which are darker than usual and you whimper each time that he hits your spot. He places his lips onto yours and you take turns pushing tongues together and biting lips. With one hand holding himself above you the other is frantically exploring your body, rubbing all over your breasts and down your torso. You’re gripping his shoulders, nails leaving small dents in his skin.

You feel your legs start to shake and his thrusting starts to slow. “I’m gonna cum” you both say at the same time and like clockwork you release into each other. Suddenly you’re aware of how heavy you’re both panting and he lays his head in your neck as he tries to catch his breath. You purse your lips and place them on his forehead, keeping them there for a few moments. After a while of just laying completely still except for the rising and falling of your chests, you break the silence.

“Hey babe?”

He glances up to meet your eyes, “Yeah?”

“You can pull out of me now.”

“Oh shit, sorry” you both laugh as he separates his body from yours. He stands up to begin sorting through the clothing on the floor and turns around to catch you staring at his ass. “I don’t think we’d be able to do that at the beach” he laughs and you just fling a throw pillow at him.

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First Night

Anon Request: first time spending the night at Rami’s house

This did not turn out at all as I was expecting it to I honestly have no idea what happened when I was writing this but oh well...

1.4k words

Warnings: Fluff, drinking, general cuteness

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It had only been a couple of months since your first date with Rami, yet you had a feeling in your gut that this was something special. Something about him just made you feel so comfortable, but there were still little butterflies in your stomach whenever you saw him. His schedule was obviously very busy, so you didn’t have date nights as often as you’d like. Plus whenever you did go out, there were always fans asking for selfies or just the not-so-discrete pointing and whispers. It seemed like he was used to it, but he could tell that you weren’t which is why he suggested that for your next date, he’d cook dinner at his house for the two of you. You agreed straightaway, and then suddenly felt like a brick hit your face as you realized that this was somewhat of a big step.

Whatever… it’s just dinner… it’ll be fine… it doesn’t have to lead to anything else You kept reminding yourself as you examined your outfit in the mirror. You didn’t even know what you were supposed to wear to a date like this. You didn’t want to be too fancy, it was his house, not a nice restaurant. You decided to slip on your cute burgundy high-heeled booties to tie together your ensemble of dark jeans, a nice white t-shirt and black blazer. Moving over to your jewelry box, without thinking you grabbed the gold necklace that your grandmother had given you. After adding some blush to your cheeks (you almost always forgot to put on blush) and smoothing out your long curls, you were ready to go.

You paused at the door, and your hand started to shake when you brought it up to ring the bell. He must’ve been waiting because your hand was still on the little white button when the door swung open and his big beautiful eyes were staring down at you. A small giggle escaped your lips when you saw the red and white checkered apron hanging from his neck. Then you looked back up and all your nerves vanished at the sight of his smile. You could feel your insides melt every time that you saw his smile.

“Hi” he said with a burst of excitement as he opened the door wider and stepped aside so you could enter. Your brain couldn’t make up its mind on whether you were nervous or happy. Both, you decided, but it seemed that every second you spent with Rami you became more relaxed. His smile must have been contagious because yours grew on your face at the sight of his. He pulled you in for a quick kiss, but you broke contact when a delectable aroma snuck out from the kitchen.

“What are you cooking it smells really good?” you blurted out in a single breath. Rami laughed at how cute you were getting distracted by the prospect of food. “Chicken enchiladas” he said tentatively, almost as a question. “I wasn’t sure if you like Mexican but it’s one of the few things I’m decent at making.”

“That’s perfect Rami” you responded quietly but reassuringly. He nodded and grinned before offering out his arm for you to follow him down the hall. The kitchen wasn’t too big, but very nice and clean, with a table off to the side already set with candles and wine. You sat on the counter as he poured a glass of Sangiovese and handed it to you. You sipped on the wine while he finished preparing the meal, both of you quiet but sneaking quick glances at each other.

By the time the meal was done, along with two bottles, you were deep in conversation about your childhoods, specifically with your siblings. He told you so many stories of him and Sami being troublemakers, one of those stories almost making you spit wine out of your nose. It hadn’t taken long for that comfortable feeling to return and you felt like you were talking to someone you’d known your whole life.

After insisting for the third time, Rami had agreed to let you help clean up, so you nudged him away from the sink causing him to smirk at you and his tongue poked out between his lips. As you finished drying the last dish, you hear the pop of a cork and turn to see Rami pouring each of you another glass. “Hey I probably shouldn’t—” you got quieter on the last word as he looked at you with a puzzled expression. “I drove here and I’ve already had…” your sentenced drifted away from you again when he continued to pour the dark red liquid.

He stretched his arm out to hand you the stemmed glass and stared into your eyes. “So just sleep here tonight” he stated with an obviousness that had you taken aback for a moment. You were about to go on about how you didn’t want to intrude and you’d get an Uber or call your friend, but you didn’t. The look in his eyes and the way he said those words, you wanted to say yes and you knew that he wanted it too.

You took the glass and looked down at it in your hand. It took a second for you to realized that you were smiling, a lot. You tried to put the thoughts in your head into a coherent sentence but he spoke before you got the chance. “I know we’re taking things slow and I’d want our first time together to be sober anyway so you can sleep in the guest room if you want or you can sleep with me I promise I won’t try anything but I understand if you don’t want to.” At this point you realized how tipsy he was as he rambled on without taking a second to breathe. You couldn’t help the laugh that escaped your mouth and you just shook your head while he tried to figure out what your reaction was supposed to mean.

“I’d love to sleep with you tonight” the words had barely left your lips before he was wrapping his arms around you. “Yaayyy” he screamed, but in trying to hug you he managed to spill wine all over your shirt. “Oh shit I’m so sorry” he stared at your chest as the maroon stain spread over it. “It’s fine Rami I never really liked this shirt anyway” you lied.

“Come with me, I’ll get you something to change into” he started towards the stairs and you followed, pulling the wet fabric away from your skin to inspect the damage. His bedroom was decorated simply, but it was very tasteful. He emerged from what you assume was the closet with a faded blue t-shirt and gray sweatpants. “They might be a little big on you” he sheepishly handed you the clothes and you muttered a “thanks” as you started to remove your shoes and blazer. Rami disappeared into the closet again and you quickly began to change.

Now in his bed, with him right next to you, staring at you with nothing but adoration (and some drunkenness) in his eyes, you were surprised at how at-ease you felt. He grabbed the tv remote and pulled up Netflix, scrolling through before settling on a comedy that you’d seen a hundred times. “I love this movie” he muttered to himself before adjusting his body so he was half-facing you and he stretched one arm behind your neck while the other one snaked around your waist. You leaned into his touch, to silently let him know that you were okay with this.

He smiled and let out a satisfied sigh, then leaned forward to press his soft lips against yours. You kissed him slowly, for what seemed like hours and you didn’t want it to end. When you reluctantly pulled away, he leaned in again, this time to place the sweetest little peck on the tip of your nose. “Goodnight Y/N” he slurred as he closed his eyes and let his head fall into the crook of your neck. “Goodnight Rami” you kissed his temple and smiled to yourself as you drifted into sleep at the sound of both of your breathing falling into rhythm with each other.

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-Bri

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Three Thousand Miles Part 2

Joe Mazzello x Reader

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A/N: Sorry for the long wait everyone! This is the second of three parts to this story so let me know if you want to be tagged in Part 3 or be put on the permanent taglist!

1k Words

Warnings: phone sex?

It’d been just over one month since you had to say goodbye to your boyfriend. You still felt a sinking feeling in your heart each morning when you woke up to an empty bed. Joe tried to spend any second that he wasn’t working either texting or talking to you, but it was difficult with the five hour time difference.

The best part of your day was whenever you got to hear his voice or he sent you an adorable selfie, which was usually photobombed by either Ben or Gwilym. This particular Tuesday morning you woke up to a picture of Joe “sleeping” on the drum risers at the practice studio and the blonde Brit lying with his head on your boyfriend’s ass.

“Should I be concerned?” You responded sarcastically.

“Maybe” he texted back and then another message followed right after it “Ben says definitely be concerned. Apparently I’ve already been stolen by him.”

You missed him terribly, but you were also relieved that he got along so well with all of his costars. It was really nice to know that “the band” was so close with each other and he was having fun while working his dream job.

6:00pm New York ——— 11:00pm London You were just arriving home from work when you felt a buzzing in your back pocket. Taking out your phone and seeing his face on the screen your heart began to flutter. You swiped the screen and a huge smile covered your face. There he was. “Hi baby!” his smile was almost bigger than your own. You put down your bag and started toward the bedroom.

He was laying in bed, shirtless, with damp hair and just some stubble on his chin and jaw. “Hey cutie, how was your day?” you caught a glimpse of the slight blush crossing his cheeks. That was the thing about being so far away— it was almost like it was in the beginning. You didn’t see each other as often so the tiniest things could make you blush or make your heart flutter.

“It was pretty good. I went over lines with Ben and we had a little bit of rehearsals. Brian and Roger stopped by which was really awesome but also slightly terrifying.” He laughed on the last part and for the shortest second you forgot that he was across an ocean. “We start shooting next week.”

“That’s great baby! I know you’re going to be amazing.” You placed the phone upright on the dresser so he could see you and began taking off your heels as you spoke— they’d been killing your feet since lunchtime.

“Thank you, I um… I— I…” You had continued to undress, but Joe froze with his mouth agape after you’d pulled off your top. For a moment you thought that the connection was poor until you realized that it was actually Joe who was frozen, staring at you.

“What?” you asked genuinely confused.

“Um…” he glanced down towards the end of the bed he was laying on; then back up to you with an apologetic expression. It took you a few seconds to realize what was going on but once you did, you let out a noise somewhere between a squeak and a gasp.

“Joe! Did you get a boner just from seeing me in my bra?!?” You tried not to laugh as he shrugged, but almost everything he did made you laugh (that’s partly why you love him, duh).

“I’m sorry, I can’t help it! And I’ve been away for a long time so…”

“So…” you started to grin playfully at him, watching the gears turn in his head as he tried to figure out what he wanted to say. “Do you want me to help you fix your little problem?”

He gulped audibly and you winked before turning around, hands coming up behind you to find the clasp of your bra. You could hear him inhale deeply at the sight of your now bare back. He loved your back and missed running his fingers up and down your spine as you would lay in bed together.

You held your bra out to the side with two fingers before letting it drop to the floor. Hands cupped your breasts and fingers played at your nipples as you turned back around to face the phone screen. Joe was staring at you fixedly and the slight movement of his arm told you that he was already working himself. You quickly paused the video chat to turn on a song— something sexy— got it!

♪ I've been really tryin', baby Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long And if you feel like I feel, baby Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon ♪

You resumed the chat and climbed onto the bed so he could see all of you as you started removing the rest of your clothes. Slowly pulling your pants down to expose your ass, moving it in time to the music.

♪ Let's get it on Ah, baby, let's get it on Let's love, baby Let's get it on, sugar ♪

Now naked, turned to the side, you begin grinding down onto the bed, just as you would if he was underneath you. It only takes a few crawling motions and hair flips for Joe to be moaning through his orgasm, head back and eyes closed.

You smirk as you watch him recover and he shakes his head in disbelief. “Wow. Wow. Thank you.”

“Oh it was my pleasure.” You perk your lips and lean in to kiss the camera, wishing desperately that you could feel his mouth on yours. “I think I did a pretty good job… might make a career change and become a stripper.”

“Please don’t. I want you all to myself” he murmurs sleepily with a chuckle.

You roll your eyes at him teasingly “Alright fine, get some sleep Joey I love you.”

“I love you too Y/N, goodnight.”

A/N: Stay tuned for the third and final part! Let me know what you thought of part 2 and if you want to be added to the taglist!

Taglist: @godknowsimtaylored @blxxdy-hell @getdownmakeluv @mazzellocheese @littledarlingwellaway @thekillercoolcat @39hystericalqueens @drummerqueenrmt @jiswoogannon @saviooor @queeniesteiins @mrsmazzello

Ones in bold wouldn’t tag

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15 Questions 15 Mutuals

Thanks for tagging me @theoldestofsouls !!!

Are you named after anyone?

My middle name is Mary after my grandmother :)

When was the last time you cried?

Sunday while watching Game of Thrones

Do you have kids?

Nope but I would like to someday.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Every. Word. Out. Of. My. Mouth. Is. Sarcastic.

What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Their sense of humor

What’s your eye color?

Greeeen (sometimes Hazel)

Scary movie or happy ending?

I’m a sucker for a good happy ending

Any special talents?

I used to be a competitive Irish Dancer but other than that, no.

Where were you born?

New York

What are your hobbies?

I spend most of my free time playing board games or cards with family/friends and listening to music. Also I’m a big movie fan.

Do you have any pets?

I had a miniature poodle who recently passed away at age 14

What sports do you/have you played?

I played field hockey in high school.

How tall are you?

5′6 (167 cm)

Favorite subject in school?

I’m a history nerd

Dream job?

The answer to this changes every week it seems like, so I don’t know what to write.

I tag (sorry if you’ve already done this) : @godknowsimtaylored @drummerqueenrmt @getdownmakeluv @mazzellocheese @blxxdy-hell @itsjoemozzarella @simulation-theories @littledarlingwellaway @august19-1951 @39hystericalqueens @greta-gvf @diamondxclawedxglove @joemazzhello @rogerina-deacon @haha-bri

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Get To Know Me Tag

Rules: Answer the questions. Your answer can be one word or a whole paragraph; the goal is just to have fun!

Tagged by: @francismazzello Thank You!!!!

Favourite Month: July

Favourite Number: 4

Favorite Colour: Purple

Nickname: Bri (i’m secretly Brian May shhh don’t tell anyone)

A Description Of Your Current Outfit: black leggings and a pink t-shirt

What Does Your Hair Style Look Like: currently? messy bun

Do You Wear Glasses Or Contacts: neither (although i’m convinced that i need them but my doctor says i don’t... i’m pretty sure i’m blind)

Dream Job: hahahaha i have no idea. sometimes i just want to work on a ranch in oklahoma don’t ask me why

Lock Screen and Home Screen description: lock screen is my puppy and home screen is a pretty sunset

Favourite photo currently: (peep joe and gwil being boyfriends)

Favourite song currently: 40 Day Dream- Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros

Number one music artist: Take a guess ;)

Do you prefer to lay in bed to do work or sit at a desk: depends on my mood

Left or Right: Left

Winter or Summer: Summmmmeeerrrrrr

Spring or Fall: who doesn’t love the smell of spring air??? there’s nothing better

This was so fun!

I tag: @godknowsimtaylored @blxxdy-hell @getdownmakeluv @mazzellocheese @littledarlingwellaway @thekillercoolcat @39hystericalqueens @drummerqueenrmt @jiswoogannon @joemhazzello and anyone else who wants to do it!

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Tag Game

Thank you to @howmanymoregalileos for tagging me!

honey and lemon or milk and sugar // musicals or plays // lemonade or iced tea // strawberries or raspberries // winter or summer // beaches or forests// diners or cafés //unicorns or dragons// gemstones or crystals // hummingbirds or owls // fireworks or sparklers // brunch or happy hour // sweet or sour // Rome or Amsterdam // classic or modern art // sushi or ramen // sun or moon // polka dots or stripes // macaroons or croissants // glitter or matte // Degas or Seurat // aquariums or planetariums // road trip or camping trip // coloring books or water colour // fairy lights or candles

I tag @thebomb-diggity @simulation-theories @blxxdy-hell @getdownmakeluv @godknowsimtaylored @freddiemercuredme @drummerqueenrmt @itsjoemozzarella @thekillercoolcat @august19-1951 @39hystericalqueens @mazzellocheese and anyone else who wants to do it!