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In order to turn a very embarrassing moment of my life into something funny have this stupid Timbern au:
The Drakes are alive so Tim is still on track for being the heir of D.I. but is interning at W.E. for the summer because Bruce offered a position
Bernard has been interning at W.E. as well, for volunteering hours
The both work in a small, newer branch of W.E. that focuses on cultivating more information about Gotham’s history
Bernard’s there because it's the most teen focused thing and Tim’s there because he wants to figure where exactly the Lazarus pit is under Gotham so he can mess with Ra’s
They are currently stationed at an old house that was made into a museum which is managed by Wayne Enterprises, but since most of it is a museum there are only a few rooms to actually work, however it being a teen thing it’s very much choose your own hours so that prevents too many people from being there at once
Tim, who doesn’t want someone to come in a see the fact that he’s already finished cataloging all of the 2023 Donations to the museum and is instead using the time to further research the numerous curses in Gotham and/or watch Demon Slayer, is very happy about this fact and only comes at either the earliest or latest times so he gets a room to himself and only has to pretend to be going through boxes when someone checks on him
Bernard immediately messes up Tim’s plan
He’s always there- morning, night, even when Tim changes up his schedule
And no matter how many how many empty rooms there might be he always finds Tim and sits with him, even the time Tim tried to hide in the attic under the guise of organizing a couple boxes up there
Being the paranoid idiot that he is Tim assume that Bernard is a from the League of Assassins and enacts a 46-step plan to figure out what he’s planning (read: stalks him) and in the course of it ends up falling in love
Meanwhile on Bernard’s side, the first week of the internship he walked into the room Tim was in and wanted to be friends with the cute boy
The reason that he kept finding Tim was that he was talking to Dick Grayson, his gymnastics instructor, and Dick had realized that the boy in question was his honorary little brother and told Bernard that “Timmy’s shy, you just have to break down his walls to get to know him” and tells him when Tim’s going to the museum
Dick is well aware of what Tim thinks the situation is because he’s the one Tim rants to, but he thinks it’s funny and will make for a great story to tell at their wedding
#tim drake#dick grayson#bernard dowd#timbern#the real life version of this is far less cute and funny#I intern at my local museum along with about 20 kids from my school#i do not want to interact with these people so I always try to get to the archive room of the museum when no one else is there#Because you only really go into the archive room if your project has to do with organizing collections and catologing them#the first week I took note of which days the other two people whose projects are like that come#so I could avoid them and have the archive room to myself#so after I finished my work i could watch demon slayer in peace while still getting hours#but this one girl who’s project is working on the blog for the museum (does not need the archive room) keeps coming and sitting with me#it first happened like 4 weeks in so I assumed that there weren’t enough chairs in one the other rooms and that this was a one time thing#but it kept happening and when I moved to a different room she ended up sitting with me again#I happened to talk about this with a friend in passing#and my friend just started laughing because it turns out they were friends with the girl and she was trying to make friends with me#And i was an asshole who ignored her because i lowkey thought she was watching to make sure i was always working#I guess the next time i go I'll have an actual converstation with her instead of inquestive side-eyes
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I don't know how tf will Jay end up in the wolf army thing but hey that's hella cool because he is finally getting that villain arc, guess I'll celebrate doing art
#lego ninjago#ninjago#jay walker#ninjago jay#starfawn art is arting#new art tag. again.#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising#ninjago spoilers#ninjago leaks#ninjago dr#ninjago dr spoilers#dragons rising spoilers#ig that's enough spoilers/leaks warning tags#i expected this to be a little doodle that would take an hour but I ended up using 4-6 hours damn#i'm going insane over dogboy jay#bro can you choose an animal already????#snake. octopus. dragon AND A WOLF IF THAT PERSON WHO PREDICTED TURNS OUT TO PREDICT MORE.
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redraw of a galo from last year!!! :3
side-by-side comparison :-)
#i thought this didnt take too long and apperantly it took like 7 hours. i thought it was like 3 or 4.#my sense of time is. a bit skewed n fucked up.#promare#galo thymos#my fav rooster ever#my art#i kinda rlly love how this one turned out :D i think ive improved a lot too DJAHGSHG i love doing redraws sm#like the pose is way closer to what i was imagining and mmm yeah its also just more dynamic n his body doesnt cut off awkwardly#i like the colors and face better#i do think the og has a lot of charm. i dont hate it or anything. i just like seeing how far ive come :)#this time around i also had a way easier time identifying what was bugging me while i was working on it and actually addressing those thing#like i resized his head a lot n tilted his whole upper body etc#idk ive just been getting more comfortable and confident with my art :)))#ok enough. ENOUGHHHHH. anyways i love galo so much ok thats all
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Finally after at LEAST 5 nights of cutting paper and sleepily sketching and detailing they're all done! :D
#ines's scribbles#nearly fell asleep while working on these like 4 times#reason for why we worked on them so late (2 am) was because we used them as ''work on something to get exhausted enough to fall asleep-#first try without waiting 3 hours'' and luckly for us that WORKED#unlockuy for them three tho as in our sleep deprived state we did mess up some details a bit. oh well nothing's perfect and!#we're pretty proud of how they turned out :]#17776#17776 juice#17776 nine#17776 ten#17776 football
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Request 4 @fallow-grove: a (found) family of sparklecats
#yay yay its finally done!!!!!!!!!! it might not look like much but this took me 7 hours of on and off work!!!!!!!!!!!#i tried a whole bunch of new stuff with this#obviously i used a new brush and shaded!!!!! for once!!!!!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and the shading is why it took so long#so here it is!!!!! a (found) family of sparklecats!!!!!!! (ones half bunny but it still counts)#this was SO FUN. i love drawing even though its hard#i'll probably draw these guys again n make em 4 real ocs because i really love how they all turned out#i really hope these r sparkly enough btw O_O" i was stressing a lil bit about that#nevertheless i hope u like it ^u^!!!!#eyestrain#gif warning#sparklecat#funky cool art#sparklefur#kittys awesome ocs#sparkledog
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ok let's catch up quickly
#so i went on a few dates w this guy. long hair beautiful face kinda looked like a girl (good) said yes ma'am when i told him to do smth#(also good) film student great at photography including candids. made a sheath of leather for a sword pin i have . et cetera.#he asked to cuddle and i was like iggg and then i felt Nothing and i was like ohhh yh ok ok yep lesbian#like he meets almost all my criteria but. yeahhh no . also at the end of that date he had some weird takes. anyway broke up w him and told#him actually im p sure im a lesbian (again) and he was like yk thats the second time this has happened to me this week but its ok bc ive#fallen for this girl from berlin. and then we cooked together. anyway . met a beautiful butch lowk in love w her. weve been on (1) date.#have two exams in a few days havent studied enough going to like end it all basically. my research partner kicked me off our research#(expected(it was always skinda sketchy)) which was devastating + it happened in a lidl 15 hours into a journey from bordeaux#to go back to the UK. my friends were kinda busy paying for baguettes but also they heard this whole exchange and are kinda mad at him#my friend of 10+ years is coming over in a few days. my evil ex situationship person that i decided to stay friends w because i kept#insisting they are a good friend and not evil and also extremely beautiful? turns out shockingly enough they were evil. tried to fix them#and then i realised due to their entire friendship group being ppl like me (Every Single One of their friends are ppl they met on dating#apps then led on then dumped and proposed staying friends w) and are collectively extremely attracted to them and not over them they#keep validating the most diabolical shit they say/do to hace a chance w them. they broke up w their ex and the way they keep leading#this poor girl on and making her heartbeeak worse and saying that they want more power over her and want her to beg for them back etc...MY#JAW HAD DROPPED esp bc i didnt even know the ex was in the picture BECAUSE ME AND ONE OF OUR FRIENDS (that they also dated) HAD JUSR SLEPT#NAKED TOGETHER IN THEIR BED W THEM. GIRL. anyway that is the least of the diabolical stuff they said but no we are moving onnn#this was b4 the beautiful butch btw. anyways . i have a mitski concert tmrw i think?? idek anymore#i used to have a crush on this guy very briefly and then it disappeared and then i realised if he fundementally changed everything abt#himself then maybe id like him but ofc i didnt tell him that but i still think abt it sometimes but anyway thats irrelevant now bc 99% sure#even if he did id still not find him attractive (lesbianism). please recommend good overnight moisturisers btw i have super dry skin#right. the friend of 10 yrs. we had a hard convo abt why she essentially bullied me in year 8 and it made me highly bitter but i also love#her and ik things are diff now its been like . Many Years . and shes going to stay a while I HAVE TWO EXAMS I DONT HAVE TIME but i love her#its fine. i think i might just switch into medicine and do the whole become a neurosurgeon thing (which was my plan B) bc plan A is looking#kinda impossible rn. I WANNA TALK MORE ABT WHAT THE EX SITUATIONSHIP PERSON SAID but i wont bc i dont wanna be too mean but also . MY GOD#i had a conversation w a philosopher friend about whether i have a moral responsibility to try to fix them bc unleashing this on society#feels wrong and he said 'probably but...run' so yeah im not talking to them atm. second date w beautiful butch on monday btw IDK WHAT TO#WEAR. she said she likes fems. im just gonna wear the shortest ralph lauren skirt i have w the cute leg warmers and hope 4 the best#its 1:15 AM im abt to drink coffee and start studying bc what the FUCK man. also almost finished watching the boys its very good#one of my best friends is struggling rn it is breaking my heart i want to take the burden from her i miss her very much
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If decarabian was a gamer he would have the most decked out setup imaginable. 2000+ dollar custom keyboard where nearly everything but the internal components are made of solid gold. Top-of-the-line pc entirely encased in various ornately decorated gemstones. He would have at least five monitors (bonus points if they also double as surveillance monitors.) His gaming chair would in fact be a literal throne. At times he thinks that video game logic must surely apply to real life mortal human logic as well and vastly overestimates how durable most humans are.
Someone save her
#carmendeiact2whenplz#gamer decarabian theory#he's got wheatly po rtal 2 energy except he's not an idiot he's just overconfident in himself and his method of ruling and refuses criticim#ya know i figured i'd end up with a human decarabian design eventually but. I did not. expect it to be for Out of Touch Gamer Decarabian#anyway he's like okay humans need food and washrooms and sleep now if I set up five connecting houses into a common room#and according to the sims the human need decay at this rate and replenish at this rate#with ten people three beds will be enough they can take turns sleeping for eight hours exactly at these scheduled times#meanwhile the humans are going 'wtf why do I sleep at 12-8 my partner at 8-4 and my kid at 4-12 screw this'#decarabian watching it happen going 'No Thou Must this setup maximizes human abilities while minimizing human needs'#'cool consider my need to have a bit of fun and whimsy in my life care to schedule that into my life and my room'#'..........you don't need music fun songs are banned everything's working as planned there's no need for rebellion'#'of course my God there's no birds or freedom or even life outside your wind barrier we could want nothing more than our safe little cage'#'Exactly you get it see the people love me good job me now back to my sims'#genshin talk
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Hey guys! Life update since i haven't posted anything in some time
College started three days ago and
#like even trying to get into that school was literally one of the worst choises i have ever made in my life#its insane that they can just give you 40 assignments for a semester for a class you have one hour a week#and also that they can just keep you in there for 10 hours a day#and then pretend like 1 (ONE) hour of free time after school a day is enough#like how do you want me to balance 8am to 5:30pm (my longest day) plus an hour drive back home and a want for a healthy sleeping schedule#im not build to sleep 4 hours a day just because my school decided to torture me#and since it's an art school that mainly teaches graphic design and printing processes i get to huff chemichals every day all day#and then i get to pretend like im not sick and that my head doesnt hurt and that im totally not tired enough to keel over die on the spot :)#honestly i didnt even want to study there#i just needed to keep my student status before i go to the school i actually wanna go to#and i genuinelly didnt know that what i was told was “an extremely easy school” would turn out to be an actual torture chamber#specifically designed for people who studied digital design (me) and thought graphic design would be similar#anyways rant over#if you actually read this u a real one
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Trying to get ahead of an unsustainability cycle that might be starting up this week,,, (I start work).
#this turned into a bit of a rant whoops#mypost#have been chilling recovering from breast reduction the last month#steadily helping my mom out around the house more and more#but neow imma be working a ~35hr week (not including commute times during rush hour rip)#starting tmr#and I’m remembering that 1) it takes me more time to shower bc I have to be careful with boobz. also I have to wash my bra every night bc da#scars can’t get infected. so the whole process of showering is connected to also washing and drying my bra and putting on lotions n such so#it takes an hour minimum#2) doing stuff for my mom… is always spontaneous and urgent and takes up more time/energy than I think#3) my mom is bad at food stuff on a personal level and that’s transferring to the household bc a lot of stuff including a) she’s hella busy#and stressed. b) the price of food 💀keeps goin up ayoo. c) she is restricting herself to only eating twice a day??? idk why????#d) she also considers a meal to be anything she throws together no matter how unbalanced/nontasty it is#e) I’m also so bad at cooking/meal prep/etc but lowkey have a Thing abt food rn and cannot eat random junk even if I’m v hungry#. all this to say: idk how to do my household duties (communicating with mom. nightly dishes. small stuff that builds) when I have a feeling#imma be hella hungry this whole week.#WAIT I FORGOT THO IMMA BE MAKING MONEYYYY 💰 💴 💵 so I can pay for lunch at work ayooo#((not thinking abt budgeting atm lol 😬. I’m fortunate enough to have a 529 plan for college so semester times are all g)#4) I’m also doing two coursera courses atm (personal finance for young adults and Good With Words) …. I will prob not be able to get much#done in these courses when I have a full week rip#5) I gotta prepare for abroad (applying for visa. dealing with large government structures 😭😭😭) and in general attend to my emails#all dis. hmm#oh and also personal upkeep: gotta order eczema lotion. gotta get in contact with doctors abt leg and jaw PT. gotta follow thru with PT.#falling behind on a productive schedule while balancing my moms needs and my needs and my long-term health/personal project stuff is gonna#be difficult…#hm#writing this out is. hm.#all g all g I am a young adult I gotta handle this stuff now 🧑#great freedom = great responsibility and all that shiz#FUCK I FORGOT I HAVE TO EXERCISE TOO FUCK!!!! DANG NABBIT
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"Hey, how's the-"
"Spec 20's haunted"
"... What?"
*filling a cuvette with water* "spec 20's haunted"
#its a neat little machine i wish our labs using it worked right#okay so we show up and the door is locked. great start#then were instructed on how to do the lab but turns out we dont have enough materials to do it that way#so we make another plan#but then we find some more of the buffer we need so we go back to plan one#but the materials must be old and inactive or something bc none of them are working#our control is supposed to be clear. its brown. professor takes it to fix it. she gives it back. its worse#oops we ran out of sodium hydrosulfite#all of the fume hoods are going off?? we werent even using the fume hoods??#its been an hour#the spec 20 still isnt warmed up#half of the class says tubes 2-4 will take thirty minutes total. other half says itll take 3 hours bc you have to do them one by one#everyone gives up#including professor#dry lab assigned#😭#snowys talking again
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I will try to write again soon.
#das selbst durch die linse .. ooc#it's been a very exhausting few week#I finally got more than 4 hours of sleep for the first time in two weeks#I've been subsisting on so much coffee that I haven't even felt it was funny to comment on#Turns out a death in the family wrecks me way more than I expected#but I should be up to bat soon enough (I hope)#I really hate that I just haven't been able to scrape together motivation for anything#and I've been away for so long I just want to write with y'all's again#uuuh#alas expect me back within the week (I hope)
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i am never fucking moving to an apartment that's not on the top floor of a building again
#squirrel speaks#i've not slept more than four hours a night in about three weeks now#because the upstairs neighbor decided that the best time to start walking around and SLAMMING her feet down is 3 am#it's technically not loud enough for us to be able to legally submit a complaint and when confronted she ofc lies and denies it#“it's not me; i was sitting here quietly; that room is empty” bullshit. she's thumping along DIRECTLY above our bedroom.#the whole CEILING is pulsing#i can feel the bed SHAKE UNDER ME with her footfalls#for HOURS AT A TIME#and it's not just me being oversensitive because my partner can feel it too; we're both near-equally agitated by it#tonight the stomping woke me up at 2 am and when it quieted down around 4:30 i went back to bed for a bed#sure enough in about 30 minutes it started AGAIN#so i just. had to sit there and have a little cry#by which i mean about 20 minutes of exhausted wailing#it feels like she's fucking beating my brain with a hammer#i'm overstimulated i'm sleep deprived i'm anxious and depressed and it's just too much#and i'm paying out the NOSE for this shitty apartment with the shitty loud fucking liar neighbors#and the tiny-ass kitchen where i can barely turn around#and the badly assembled hideous ikea furniture that's literally falling apart#ugh don't mind me venting i'm just. exhausted#so bloody exhausted my god#it feels like my brain is leaking out my ears
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octopath 2 and smt4a are both such good timesinks jfc
#i know I'll probably be complaining about them both till the end of time if i ever finish them#but for now whenever i sit down with either I'm like HEHE turn based fighting joy#with a healthy nostalgia smack for smt4 specifically#i sucked ass at it but time really smooths out flaws in your brain huh#the fucking music in 4/4a... unmatched™#zero.txt#anyway all this is to say that i put like 9 hours in one and 5 hours in the other#and bc they're just different enough they both keep alluring me despite being decently long RPGs I'd normally beat one at a time#girl help#i also might just be happy to do proper turnbased after doing nothing but platformers/mashy action games for months :)
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Idk man if you're constantly talking about your crushing loneliness and feelings of being ostracised and left out when you ostensibly have a bunch of friends around you then maybe the feelings of loneliness aren't the problem there
#i would always feel really empty and distant and 'act out' after our hangouts#and i always framed it as like 'i get the high when i'm around people and then i crash afterwards'#and didn't really consider that maybe sitting in a vc for 4 hours feeling left out while other people have fun is just soul sucking#it was always framed as my behaviour that was the problem. 'you did this and you did that.' so i just kinda internalized that#if i felt like shit it must be my fault. everybody knows i'm the one who causes problems so i'm just causing more problems#if i say that something made me uncomfortable and the response is 'i wont make accomodations and how dare you even ask' it must be my fault#idk. we filled out consent forms in the game i'm really not excited to play and i was reminded that nobody ever asked my consebt#and when i tried to advocate for myself and voice that i wasn't consenting it was treated like i was causing problems by trying to say that#and i saw that as a reasonable reaction at the time cause i had been so deeply convinced that i was broken and horrible#that if i was trying to revoke my consent or even just negotiate it then i was ruining everything for everybody else#that if i was uncomfortable with what was going on i needed to just shut up and live with it#i wish i had realized that and dropped out months ago. maybe that could have preserved some semblance of my relationships with those people#far too late for that now. i'm trying to accept that#and all that effort was wasted anyway#i tried to say once that i was putting in a massive amount of effort and i felt like nobody was recognizing that fact#and i still kind of feel that way#i put hours of mental energy into trying to be enough for people who kept demanding more from me and kept giving me less in return#did that do me any good or did it just cause me 3 months of grief and an empty bank account from therapy?#the problem is that i still wish things had turned out better even though i know i had no control over that#if i had kept advocating for myself it just would have been over far faster. i guess that might have spared me a bit of money#if i tried to talk about the problems it would have just been dismissed with some quick quippy therapy phrase amounting to 'not my fault'#we're already living in the universe where i put all my effort into changing in the ways i was told to change and look how well that went#idk. the attitude was never 'let's fix the problems.' it was always 'you need to fix it.' and then when i did it was#'now there's a new problem. fix that one too. and this one. and that one.'#and to do all that work for somebody and then be told they thought you never even cared about them. man it just stings#idk. it's in the past now. but i can't build new relationships. i'm trying and it's impossible#i try meeting new people and they all suck. i try strengthening relationships with old people and they all get too busy or leave.#the only reason i post these things on tumblr is cause i don't have anybody else to talk to about it#the only person i could talk to has their own shit going on. there really just isn't anybody else#personal
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should be illegal to give someone a time sensitive task with no warning while they are already doing other time sensitive tasks
I’m gonna start biting
#haven’t been able to even go pee for the last 4 hours and only now can eat#but missed the lunch place closing#also while I appreciate the sentiment of starting cultures for me in advance#the result is that they will need attention at a time I can not choose#and if I’m already doing other tasks and have started them before I am told about the new thing#then I’m pretty much fucked if multiple things finish at the same time#especially if it turns out there aren’t enough premade plates for said cultures#and I have to scramble to make them#bc while I make new ones before they run out I don’t generally expect to need a surprise 25 antibiotic plates ‘’’:#which is something I could have done yesterday if I’d known#also when do you expect me to finish my presentation and abstract and figures that are all due this week ?????#456 words#vent post#worst part is if I say something I’ll prob get told off for poor time management#like…..I manage time fine. if I know up front what I need to do
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I get a raise in April but i don't know how to tell her I'm also quiting after Kingston's and my birthday
#omg kiera no one cares#I'm burnt OUT ive been at this FOR 5 YEARS I'm EXHAUSTED#Kingston turns 4 he goes upstairs for preschool and I'm done after August I'm BURNT#especially after today it just cemented it like no i can't do this anymore i don't get paid enough to be screamed at and hit and kicked and#have things thrown at me for hours on end after i do so much for them
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