Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it's over something that's just objectively really silly
For example, right now there's neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn't be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat
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god i wish i wouldn't have to explain the intricacies of the neopets economy to you guys to give the full context for this but. the new neopets team that took over from jumpstart pledged that they were going to curb the inflation of rare items, which is great because a lot of rare items are worth literally hundreds of millions of neopoints, they are unbuyable unless you've been playing actively for 20 years. they did this earlier with a site festival that included random loot boxes, some of which had Unbelievably Fucking Rare And Precious items worth 200 million neopoints apiece.
well.
today they have gone a step further. by releasing this year's trick-or-treat bags. and having the trick-or-treat bags be stuffed to the brim with unbelievably fucking rare stamps, weapons, paint brushes, defense magic, and other unbuyables. (all prohibitively expensive and in-high-demand types of items.)
jellyneo, the premier neopets website, has recorded prices of some items plummeting from 2,000,000 neopoints to 4,000 neopoints IN THE LAST THREE HOURS. this is when most people haven't even heard about the event or OPENED THEIR BAGS YET.
and of course. cherry on top. 20-year-old account holders are crytyping on the site events neoboard about how mean and cruel it is to make rare stamps part of the prize pool, because their entire identity hinges on being part of the neopian bourgeoisie, and they are having MELTDOWNS over their assets being devalued until they're part of the lowly proletariat.
this is a children's game for children btw.
none of the money is real.
i'm having such a good time.
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birds of a feather
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William Afton has top tier FNAF parenting skills
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Happy Independence Day!
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hi simblr, it's my birthday today! virgo supremacy! I decided to share one of my favorite recolors i've ever made (finally!!!). I sticker-ed up the City Living keyboard and added some other fun swatches. There is a functional version for use with the City Living EP, and a non functional deco version for both the floor and the wall! More info + download below the cut!
DETAILS:
This is a recolor of the keyboard that came with City Living, and the deco mesh separated by @pixlmonster. Unfortunately this means CL is required, I'm sorry! I was hoping the deco versions would work without CL but they do not. Mesh by pixlmonster is included.
There are 19 swatches. The first 6 are the more unique sticker-ed swatches, and some of my personal favorites. Swatches 7-11 are more patterned recolors, and the last 8 swatches are from @pictureamoebae's fluoro-pop collection. Sometimes you just need a neon pink keyboard, y'know?
You can see an unedited in game photo of all swatches right here (part one, part two, part three)
Custom thumbnails for the first swatch.
You can download a merged .package with the functional + deco versions, and they also come separated if you'd prefer to pick and choose.
CREDIT:
Thank you to pixlmonster for the liberated keyboard mesh and pictureamoebae for the fluoro-pop collection palette!
I'll be super honest: It's been a year since I first initially started this project and I didn't do a great job recording where I got all of the stickers used. I apologize. Some of them were in game assets already, found via petaluhsims' sticker sheets. Some were found via google/freepik and some came from other places that I'm sure I'm forgetting. I made the parental advisory + seattle grunge stickers on the first swatch myself. Simlish fonts were found via franzillasims' font masterpost. Thanks so much to all of the original sticker/pattern creators, all credit goes to them. I just compiled a bunch of stuff together.
thanks to sam @m0ckest for testing <3
here's an ugly GIF of all the swatches! I tried so hard to make it look better but alas. I have completely forgotten the art of GIF making. I still wanted to include it so y'all could see all of the swatches somewhat easily!
DL:
MERGED: SFS / MF
INDIVIDUAL: SFS / MF
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David about the finale:
"I don't think a lot of people are going to be happy with it."
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both ethan winters and ashley graham were born in 1984, so i swapped their places
redraw
alt version with pants!
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Tuscany - Clothing set
HEY HEYYY,i'm finally free (for a week) from my exams and i got to finnish this clothing set that i've been working on since the start of the month... and u may be wondering, Daph, why did it take u so long? Well.. I LEARNT HOW TO MAKE BAGS. O M G. it took all i had in me but i think i finally figured it out so i am RLLY happy with how this turned out!
Lmk what you think down in the comments, i always read you!
You will get:
Venetian knit Sweater
22 Swatches / HQ Compatible
Female Frame / Teen - Elder
New mesh
Capri peplum Blouse
20 Swatches / HQ Compatible
Female Frame / Teen - Elder
New mesh
Rome midi Skirt
16 Swatches / HQ Compatible
Female Frame / Teen - Elder
New mesh
Florence denim Mini
6 Swatches / HQ Compatible
Female Frame / Teen - Elder
New mesh
Golden rose Necklace
15 Swatches / HQ Compatible
Female Frame / Teen - Elder
New mesh
Milan leather Bag
4 Swatches / HQ Compatible
Female Frame / Teen - Elder
New mesh
some ground rules:
do not- claim them as your own
do not- upload them anywhere for download
do- (if u end up downloading and using it) @ me so i can see you!
do- lmk if you have ANY problems :)
ENJOY!!
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DOWNLOAD (ea: 07/13)
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There's a WALL of them
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