Accidentally woke the stuffed animal
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I’ve said it before I’ll say it again, leverage is so good, it’s so good
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Mumbo, coming into range- "I don't know if it is fine gem, theres a lot wrong with it"
Joel- "WHAT is pearl building"
Gem- "i think you should just admit defeat"
J- "Pearl why have you gone for this colour scheme WHY HAVE YOU GONE FOR THIS COLOUR SCHEME PEARL?? WHY THIS SHAPE AND THIS COLOUR SCHEME PEARL??? THIS IS A PG SERIES!"
M- "Joel you can't talk mate! Have you seen yours?!"
J- "Yeah but look at the colours!! It's red white stripey bet you never seen one like that"
Pearl, in the distance- "this is the worst!"
M- "Joel! Look, yours is very, very... very... you can't say anything mate!"
J- "Yeah okay but, right, mines a lovely childhood memory of a helter-skelter! This (gestures to tower) is not the childhood memory I want to bring back right now."
Everyone just half laughs, half shockedly gasps
M- "woah! Jesus"
J- "... I don't know what I'm saying"
M- "Joel's trauma dumping out here"
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Did you ever find out just how much weight they took off your chest?
It was about 5 lbs of titty! Based on me weighing myself before and after surgery.
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guess who spent a bit too much money on inks, dip pen nibs and fountain pens today 😁😁😁
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🎵 jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell ROT 🎵
kept giggling like an idiot while scribbling this
I haven't been in the rain world fandom for very long but this community seems so friendly and chaotic (in a good way), you guys are awesome rock on and have some great holidays!!
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I'm still thinking about that post about how female characters and especially wlw and f/f ships are treated in fandoms because I got a reply that I deleted on my post about how all the Nein were big shippers on deck for Beau and Yasha that boiled down to "haha Caleb making a tower so the useless lesbians would admit they liked each other!" and it's like. He made the tower to Beau's orders. She had already asked out Yasha, who in turn had of her own volition written Beau a phenomenal, beautiful letter instead of a poem as recommended by Jester. This is factually incorrect and obnoxiously dismissive of a genuinely great dynamic and attributes all agency to a man. When you say shit like this you sound like you are Chat GPT. No new thoughts no time actually spent analyzing a relationship dynamic just "ooh i see a woman in fiction what is the phrase most associated with this ok done onto the next task".
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It's impossible to say how many roses he bought me. Roses spilled onto the ground as I went. If I've ever been pretty, it was on that early Paris morning with roses overflowing from my full-to-the-brim arms.
Clarice Lispector, Too Much of Life: The Complete Crônicas (January 6, 1968)
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Hello, lovely humans! I’m sorry to bother you , but I’m currently in a difficult situation.
I’m currently studying Fashion PR and Communications at London College of Fashion. I’m working towards my degree but no longer have help with fees. I currently work two jobs and have two internships to help me make up the next payment installment. I’m currently working every single day and won’t let anything stop me from my dreams. I need help with only 2,000 pounds for the next term.
I pay for everything myself including rent and tuition. I know this may seem like a person asking for handouts, but I have nowhere to turn and a limited amount of time. I do not have any contact with any members of my family , and I do everything on my own. I came up with half of the installment payment by myself and need help covering 2k pounds of it.
If I don’t make up this payment I face deportation and homelessness. Please share this post , if you feel comfortable. Thank you so much! Please share , and have a happy new year🫶🏾!
Cash app
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OOOOO I CAN FINALLY USE MY REAL POWER HEHEHEHE
*SUMMONS AN 5 POUNDS BLOCK OF CHEESE*
Enjoy my fellow pretty rat <3 don't tell gus tho
-cheese anon
Brick: (...)
Brick: (!?)
Brick: (!!!)
Brick: *delighted squeaking*
(Brick is very thankful for the cheese!!!)
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