#6'5 at the least

[absolutemimery]

and if I said I was cringe

[ninjasmudge]

dungeon meshi is like. you read the whole manga and think a character is average to tall and then you check the wiki and theyre 4'10

[rpfisfine]

[whatifijustmashedwordstogether]

I personally headcanon Agent Phoenix to be agender and primarily use they/them (but doesn't mind other pronouns), who is the most gender ambiguous (I forgot the word) person ever like they wear disguises and don't mind looking like any gender at all and also I hc them to look like the most normal and standard background character ever, simultaneously. Also, I headcanon them to be aroace?? which was a slight surprise when finding out how many people shipped them with John Juniper but the vibe between them is nice I saw them as siblings who would fight each other constantly and are the biggest annoyances to each other. I somehow expected more shipping between Agent Phoenix and Handler but that might just be my experience with the Stanley Parable. I do get the ships between Phoenix and Juniper- the fics are nice and the art!

Have I mentioned how much I love the art of ieytd??? because I do. I love all the interpretations of the characters, the short little comics the silly little headcanons of everyone and just !!!

where was I? oh yeah! I also hc Agent Phoenix to be the most feral and chaotic little shit there is. Like, they appear very normal but they are absolutely all over the place and so chaotic and also they are a pyromaniac (/positive), so just !! (It was also vaguely a surprise to see them constantly associated with reds and oranges because I used to see them associated with blues and teals in my head? I get the fire colours but still it's a thing to get used to !! (/light hearted))

they're my little blorbo!!! what can I say??

[millerflintstone]

In late December I started using my hooping tumblr in an effort to get back into practice. I mentioned in the linked post that someone had commented that my hooping videos were sexy 7 months prior to then

Am attempting to use my hooping journal going forward. I hadn’t logged into it in AGES. Someone followed me and messaged me 7 months ago saying that my hooping videos were sexy. I snorted. I’m about 30 pounds heavier in those and the posts are from before my hysterectomy. I was in so much discomfort a lot of the time and that’s what I see. [x]

After I had posted a couple more hooping videos I got another message saying that he never thought I'd post another video and wished "a happy new year to the prettiest person on tumblr"

I was surprised, went to the tumblr and saw the age on the description was 25. Thanked the nice young person. Threw in that I was old enough to be his mother and got a milf response. Then the cluelessness just hit this dude's brain. After some benign back and forth, I got a post sent to me that was sexual asks and I had to say that I was in no way interested in discussing anything sexual with him. I'm in a committed relationship. Apologies were sent and I did not reply. Then today I got another compliment on my butt and nope. Blocked.

While looking through my blog for that post where I mention the original message, (search feature nightmare) I found I wrote this in 2016 when some rando told me they were enraptured by me.

And while I do enjoy the validation on pictures of my face, sometimes when compliments are out of the blue like that my initial reaction is something like, “this is merely an outer shell that will crumble over time.”  I don’t know. I think I hold more value to stating that they find my outside pleasing if they find the inside is also quite excellent. It’s just weird to me for someone to be so effusive about how someone looks without bothering to find out if they’re just ugly inside. 

This still stands. I still don't get it.

Initially it was a nice ego boost. Been definitely feeling my age especially since this all happened around my 49th birthday. I doubt anyone's age on their tumblr if they aren't posting personal stuff/ selfies so even knows, right? But 25? My first thought is, "that is a child!" And honestly, I should have blocked sooner but I was optimistic the youth were better than the gross Gen X and Boomers that have attempted "compliments". Thinking with your dick and being gross transcends generations.

Since Unfriendly had been super sick at the time this was happening, I hadn't been able to talk to him about it. Last night, he was telling me a story his co-worker told him about a business trip she took . She's 24 and got a creepy vibe from a vendor dude who was easily in his 50s and that reminded me about this. It cracked him up. He was calling me a cougar last night.

[deathspeaker]

Bad artists, to jail with you!

Artists (any artist, in the past and in the future) who draw Wonder Woman as shorter than Batman and Superman need to be put into a padded room and forced to draw the Trinity Correctly while being yelled at for their weakness by the ghost of Jack Kirby the short king who loved his tall women.

Jack Kirby's ghost will also be allowed to lay hands on the especially weak cowards who draw Big Barda as shorter than Scott Free.

[dear-mrs-otome]

I too wanna climb him, kiddo.

[stanfordsweater]

1197: i'm not the best me. but i can be the nicest guard.

[arseniccattails]

Just remembered an absolutely adorable detail about my older brother, which is that he's so tall and his limbs are so proportionally long that he makes his hands into fists when he hugs people so his fingers don't poke them. (His hands often end up near their faces on top of their shoulders. A very tall guy, as I said.)

[junijwi]

[pigeonliker420]

amazing

[fcllederage]

this is a general announcement bc I've been thinking about it a while:

if we're shipping and your muse has an issue with Cin being taller than them, then I'm sorry but they can't be together 😭 her height and her voice are the two things she's most proud of about herself, if she feels rejected because of this or if your muse keeps commenting on it, she's gonna end it faster than me lmao

[this-is-a-url]

Post-metamorphosed Tallest's opinions on Zim (and Dib) is p much "I still very much do not like you, but absolutely no harm (by anyone other than Red or Purple) is allowed to come to you in case our illness somehow reverses"

[david-box]

Making me sad and angry beyond belief that *redacted*

[guubiiz]

zenji is big as fuck

[coockie8]

y is issuns glow lowkey purple in that pic?

Oh lol Purple is his "fear" colour. His glow is turning purple because he's a little scared of a dick that's more than three times his size trying to get inside him lmao