for the promts: z (zoo trip gone wrong) with adam shiro and younger keith?
Kids have too much energy. Shiro knows he would’ve passed out five times by now if he was doing what Keith is.
The ankle biter in question is practically vibrating in place with happy stimming, staring through the glass at the hippopotamus enclosure.
“Never seen him so happy,” Adam muses beside Shiro, tucked against his side.
“Yeah, he’s really into hippos.”
“I can hear you,” Keith grouches, but he still looks excited. “Hippos can have twelve inch long canines. That’s a whole foot of teeth. How are you not into that?”
“Well I didn’t know that, that’s cool as hell,” Adam says easily.
“Language,” Shiro remarks.
“He’s eleven, that’s old enough for hell.”
“Definitely don’t say it like that.”
“Woah,” Keith says, drawing their attention again. He’s not watching the hippos anymore, instead watching the path they’re standing on, where a ten foot long snake is slithering past them. It’s muddy brown and heavy looking but moves with ease, and Keith crouches to watch it with wide eyes.
In a flash Adam is gripping Shiro’s shoulders and hiding behind him, using his boyfriend as a shield to a snake that doesn’t seem to care about them. He says, “What the fuck?”
“Language,” Shiro says again. “I’ve heard of zoos letting animals wander, I just didn’t know this was one of ‘em. The reptile exhibit is right by here.”
“You sure?” Adam asks. Keith takes the disposable camera he was given and snaps a picture of the snake.
“That thing’s huge,” Shiro says, “there’s no way they wouldn’t see it missing. And if it did escape, they’d be making a big deal of it.”
“Okay. Okay, yeah, that makes sense,” Adam says, but still has an iron grip on Shiro’s shoulders. Okay, his boyfriend has ophidiophobia, noted.
They all watch it slither away, either entertained or terrified. It isn’t long before Keith is back to the hippos, pointing out and describing their behaviors to Adam and Shiro, who listen with interest.
“Wow, looks like we have an expert here today!” a voice says, drawing the trio’s attention. She’s an employee, judging by the uniform she’s got on. No one willingly wears a tan polo with tan khakis and a chunky walkie talkie. Either way, she’s adopted a “talking to kids” tone and is addressing Keith with a big smile. “I take it you’re fond of hippos?”
Keith nods. The woman responds, “That’s lovely. Our friends here are real happy to have such smart visitors!” She gestures to the hippos, who seem more interested in napping than humans with trivia, by Shiro’s guess. But he commends this woman for trying to befriend Keith “hates strangers” Kogane-Shirogane. He’s been there.
Speaking of, he’s awkwardly nodding along to what she’s saying, before his attention is grabbed by one hippo diving into the water in the corner of the huge enclosure. The woman is then ignored entirely, and she finally turns to Shiro and Adam.
“He’s one smart cookie,” she says in that quiet, conspiratorial, “talking about kids right in front of them” tone. “Y’all must be having fun today.”
“Oh yeah, he’s been begging to see this exhibit,” Adam says, “We’re having fun too, but he’s overjoyed.”
“Yeah, plus it’s really cool that you let the snakes wander like that,” Shiro says.
“Not that fun,” Adam grumbles, and Shiro chuckles.
“I’m sorry?” the woman asks, concern beginning to take over her bright smile.
“We just saw a snake crawling around,” Shiro clarifies. “Is that… not a thing here?”
The woman blanches. “…Please excuse me,” she says before speed walking away and hurriedly hissing into her radio.
Shiro, wide eyed, turns to Adam, who looks two minutes away from a panic attack.
“Okay Keith time to go,” Shiro says.
Oblivious to the entire conversation that just occurred, Keith whines, “Five more minutes?”
From the direction they saw the snake go, a scream rings out.
“Now,” Shiro says, and Keith doesn’t protest any more. The three of them promptly start hauling ass.
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can I request emo npts?
YES OF COURSE !! Guys I will take any requests, just as long as they are SFW
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