I think that the 2010's media landscape of Buzzfeed articles about plotholes in disney movies, Cinemasins critiques, and Watchmojo Top Ten scenes in movies that make no sense has truely ruined a lot of media. People are afraid that their work will be torn down if they dare leave a single thing up in the air, if they dare ask their audience to suspend their disbelief.
All too often nowadays I see stories (especially fantasy), take the time to explain how every small aspect of the world works and how it all logically makes sense. The constant time stopped to explain why an event happened, how this object works, or why this is important to the characters. It's just really not needed and it honestly makes a lot of stories worse.
I am of the opinion that the best stories truly just drop you into their world and explain nothing. They just take you through the story of this world and you just have to accept it and continue on. "When he became king, the land became barren." I don't want the story to stop and explain why this is, or how it happened, I want us to move on so we can just assume that the king has such rancid vibes that everything died.
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I really, really hope that we hear Shadow say some 1970’s slang in the third sonic movie. I’d feel a bit broken-hearted if this is abscent.
In all honesty, I just think that it’d be funny to hear him say things like “groovy” if he agrees with someone, or even “you’re so stunned.”
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Just Linda strangling a student reporter for asking Paul about JL. They were all very normal about each other...
“What everyone seems conveniently to have forgotten is that nobody much liked her predecessor, Linda McCartney, in the early days either. I have to declare an interest here. She once put her hands around my throat and tried to throttle me when, as a student journalist in the Seventies, I concluded an interview with the Great Man by asking why his wife had taken my notebook from me before we began and crossed out all the questions about John Lennon. She was prised off me by her husband who gave me a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale and answered all the questions by way of compensation. Even in those days, to maintain his niceness Paul needed a Mrs Nasty as his gatekeeper.”
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We all know how dramatic 70’s Harry is and he turns 30 today 🤭
Y/n wakes him up with a birthday blowjob, and he’s all relaxed and happy, kissing her after and cuddling into her until she finally gets a moment to really wish him a happy birthday, to wrap her arms around her husband, give him a kiss and say “happy 30th birthday baby”
And that’s what send him into a spiral
“What? What? Happy what?” He’s shooting out of bed and pushing his hands through his hair
“What’s wrong, H? You were fine five seconds ago.”
“Oh my god I’m thirty! I’m an adult and I have responsibilities!”
“You’ve been an adult! You’ve have responsibilities. Hell, you have children!”
“But I’m fucking thirty, lovebird. You don’t get it. I’m fucking wasting away”
And he spends the rest of the day groaning like he has a fever or something
And once y/n gets him to put on an actual outfit because friends are coming over he takes it so slow and doesn’t even care that people are showing up while he’s in the back in only a shirt and his briefs, smoking a joint
It’s his house so he can do whatever he wants, and he’s having a hard day
“Come on, perk up. I planned this whole party for you.”
“I’m fucking thirty years old, firefly.” He ashes his joint “I’ll never be in my twenties again. I can’t party, I can’t do anything, I just have to work.”
“You’re so dramatic. Shut up and stop being bitter”
And he sit and sulks the rest on the day until night when he drags himself to the bedroom only to find his wife in some pretty lingerie 🤭 which end up being his favorite gift
Thank you to my bestest friend @harrysddtittys for reminding me that today is 70’s Harry’s 30th birthday bc that man in the worlds most dramatic
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if you had to headcanon the that 70s gang sexuality, what would it be?
random question I know, but I was curious lol
If I had to… let’s see:
Laurie: Pansexual. I don’t ask me why, but I feel like she wouldn’t care about gender.
Eric: Bisexual, with a preference for girls
Donna: Bisexual
Hyde: Straight
Michael: Bisexual, with a preference for girls(I’m telling you there were times with Fez, where I was just like there’s more than friendship going on here.)
Jackie: Straight, but is curious about what it’d be like to be with a girl
Fez: Gay. And for the longest time I really thought the show was gonna reveal that he was gay.
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