#AAAAA OMG SO SOON?!!!

[duckieduccss]

Gigan Doodles!!!💚⭐️

Finally got the chance to draw my ABSOLUTE FAV space chicken!! Ive been waiting for this moment actually & also im very much hyped (hopefullly i might even do proper art for my fav guy too :D ). Im actually a big fan of Gigan, well mostly ever since i first found out about him. Everything i love about Gigan just means the absolute most to me. Ive focused myself a bit too much on his Final Wars design that i reminded myself that his og design deserves a lot of love too (i love og Gigan btw)

If i have the opportunity, expect some actual Gigan art REAL SOON!!!!

[GIGAN THE FEARSOME SPACE CHICKEN AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!]

[abyssalhuntersnerd]

WAKE UP FISH NATION WE ARE GETTING SOMETHING THIS UPCOMING MONTH!!!!!!!!

[stunie]

HIII!! stopping by ur blog with a basket of cookies to say hello!! the commission in your nav is SOOOO lovely, you guys look gorgeous together!! - u must tell me all about your selfship!!

HIIHI carina aaa it’s nice to meet you !!! i love the art in ur pinned too omg 😭 it’s so PRETTY. and ?!?! basket of cookies !! and an umie question !! ? thank you sm > <

aaaa i have the like first meeting n that type of lore here if ur interested ?!?!? BUT WARNING- ITS SO LONG omg so no pressure to read it ofc > < but aaa okok i wanted to yap about our food dates if that’s okay !!! aaaa whenever we’re free, we always try and go out and try somewhere new! it can be a froyo stop, an ayce spot, literally anything > < but i get nervous ordering new dishes at a sit down restaurant so he usually orders for both of us (he always ends up picking really yummy things too!!). we also have opposite taste in foods so if i don’t like something, he’s guaranteed to like it n vice versa ^ ^ he’s also the type of guy who feeds you, lets you taste things first, finishes the leftovers.. ): he’s just so darn sweet >:

[iseeyou-dear]

A big ol’ I LOVE YOU!!! From the buggie boy and Wally himself!!

[UPDATE! HE CAN SEEEE!! Peaking!!]

[mistydeyes]

AAAAA I HAVE AN IDEA OKAY can u pls do ghost with a veterinarian reader? Bonus points if she’s also a dog trainer that trained task force 141’s K-9 unit for them so all of the dogs love her and she gets scary dog privileges

thank you for requesting anon! loved researching the role of a veterinarian in the forces :) hope you enjoy reading!

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summary: Simon is the definition of providing "scary dog privileges" and he's happy to be dating the Army's veterinarian who has a soft spot for him and dogs.

pairing: Simon "Ghost" Riley x fem!vet/dog trainer!Reader

warnings: swearing, mention of wounds/violence

a/n: omg did you know in pharmacy school we actually learn how to prepare and counsel pet owners! in one of my classes, i learned how to compound a cough syrup for a cat and an analgesic fur cream for a dog :)

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Your pleasant dreams were rudely interrupted by the obnoxious blare of your alarm. Rubbing your tired eyes, you groggily turned over. Despite your boyfriend being on a regimented schedule, you could never relate. “God you need to teach me your ways, Simon,” you said into your pillow, almost as if he was in the room. But as you got out of bed, you faced the disappointment that he was still on deployment. As you dressed for the day and fastened your hair into a bun, you tried to go over your agenda. The morning was filled with vet clinic planning and clinical meetings. You cringed at the thought. It was honestly the worst part of your day. After lunch, you had two patients to follow up with after some shrapnel wounds gained on the field. Just two German Shepherds who were always well obedient for you. You knew they’d be getting some treats today. Finally, your day ended with a combat fitness test. You had perfected this over the years and knew the handlers and canines were up to the challenge.

The morning had gone by slowly. You sipped your coffee as you exchanged ideas with the supply department and pharmacy. They were preparing for a month-long deployment and along with human patients, the pharmacy took care of the working dogs. After three hours of revising, you finally had a full plan and med list. You could feel your phone buzz but as you saw the examination room with a returning patient file on the door, you decided to look at it later. You took your time to examine the dog's coat and checked on the progress of her stitches. “She’s healing perfectly, private,” you smiled at her handler as you gave the canine a treat. She nodded before leading the dog out of the room. Just as you were about to check your phone, you ran into your other patient for the day. Hopefully it isn't something important, you thought to yourself as you gave a similar examination. With the final few sentences, you finished your charting for the day. You sighed contently but soon groaned at the gentle sound of your watch beeping. You closed your office door before running off to your final assignment for the day.

“Alright we’re done with combat PT for the week,” you commanded as your regiment of soldiers and canines relaxed. After two hours of running through the course and showing the basics of taking down an enemy, you felt like they were satisfactory for the time. This was one of your better commands and the dogs had performed beautifully. They would be ready in a matter of weeks, right on schedule. “Be sure to give your companions a treat before you return them home,” you said and the group dispersed. You stretched your tired limbs as you saw them walk back to base. “Just another day in the Veterinary Corps,” you sighed. You loved your job but you realized after a few years that it was more of a balance between training the working animals and their handlers along with the clinical side. You were in the middle of a 15-week-long session to prepare the dogs for the field and the handlers were giving you a headache.

You shielded your eyes from the fluorescent light as you entered the base. “Long day, Captain?” one of your techs asked and you nodded. “Only eight more weeks until I get my evenings back,” you smiled as you walked over to the office space. “I got a question for you,” he continued, smiling at you. “A few of us are going off base and–“ Before he could finish, he stopped in the middle of his sentence. His gaze turned down the hallway as you heard heavy footsteps approach. “Lieutenant Riley,” he said officially and you turned to see Simon approaching. You smiled at him as you heard your tech quickly wish you a goodnight. “You’d think he saw a ghost,” you joked as he walked up to you. Despite his balaclava, his eyes crinkled with a smile. He shrugged and you avoided the urge to reach up and kiss his cheek. “You don’t answer your phone,” he observed and you remembered the text from earlier. “Sorry, long day,” you said sheepishly and he nodded as if you provided a satisfactory response.

“Didn’t realize you were back so soon,” you said and returned his smile. “Me either,” he replied, “found out this morning.” That must have been him this morning. You muttered an apology and he waved a hand passively. “Anyways, I got a surprise for you,” he said, a hint of cheer in his voice. You raised an eyebrow curiously. “You? You have a surprise for me?” you said in disbelief, “Must be a special day.” Simon shook his head at your antics, letting out a chuckle. He motioned for you to follow him and you walked in step. You made casual conversation about your current group in training and the good visits from some of your patients. “You still give them treats after?” he asked, shooting a glance at you. “Still do,” you said cheerfully “not much has changed in 3 months, Simon.” “You spoil them,” he joked back, rubbing a hand along his sore jaw. Must’ve been one hell of a mission, you thought. You continued chatting until you heard the familiar padding of footprints on the base floor.

“Is that who I think it is?” you said excitedly and soon your favorite partner came running towards you. The handler, also a close friend, tried to wrangle him but Riley slipped out of his grasp. In a flash of tan and black fur, Riley rubbed his head against your leg. “Riles! You’ve gotten so big,” you cooed as you brushed through his coat. Despite being named Riley out of his litter, you loved the almost human-like nickname. You petted him affectionately, bending down to greet your longtime friend. “Heel, Riley,” Ghost commanded and Riley sat down obediently. “Oh stop it, Lieutenant,” you responded, hitting Simon’s thigh and encouraging Riley to come back into your embrace. As you showered Riley in love and belly rubs, you heard Simon tell the handler that he would make sure you returned Riley at the end of the night. The private nodded and continued to his own quarters.

“You have enough puppy time?” Simon joked and you shot a look at him. “It’s never enough with Riles over here,” you said happily, continuing to pet him. “Riley did a great job on the field, Price was impressed,” he complimented and you couldn’t help but beam at his words. “Well Price should know I train the best of the best,” you remarked as you looked back down at the wagging dog, “and he is one of the best.” After another fifteen of you playing around and Simon getting in some pets of his own, it was time to bring Riley to the kennel. He looked tired but happy as you walked through the base. You held the unlatched leash in your hand as Riley obediently walked in between you and Simon. “Always such a good boy,” you hummed as both you and Simon brushed his fur.

When you reached the kennel, you quietly opened Riley’s cage to not wake the other animals. He turned around a few times, trying to find the most comfortable position. “If you come by tomorrow, Laswell is considering bringing Riley and Apollo on our next mission,” Simon offered, putting a hand on your shoulder as Riley laid down to rest. You waved to her before you checked all of the dogs were returned and happy. “I’d like that,” you smiled into his touch as you walked out, “Do you know how long you’ll be gone this time?” “Probably 6 weeks max if we get the job done,” he said gruffly, averting his eyes from you. Even after years of familiarity, Simon always hesitated to talk about the job. You nodded and closed the kennel for the evening. It was quiet as you walked back to your quarters.

“I won’t be leaving for another week,” he spoke up, voice echoing in the empty hallway. You turned to him with a smirk on your face. “Oh really?” you questioned, putting a hand on his cheek. His eyes flashed around but you laughed as it was late and the coast was most certainly clear. “I would enjoy some company, would you?” you flirted. Simon grunted but you were prepared to draw this out of him. “Hmm, what was that Lieutenant Riley?” you teased before he coughed out a sheepish “yes.” You teasingly beckoned him to follow you. He let out a dry laugh before following at your heels, just like a loyal companion.

[merakiui]

Awwww shiiiit you got me hyped about aliens now.! Reading your thoughts about a alien zuzu fic struck me with inspiration about alien riddle and heartsabyul.

Heartsabuyl as an almost hive ant-like colony all under alien riddles rule. Maybe the previous queen died suddenly leaving poor riddle to try and find a suitable replacement. You’re just someone passing through (maybe a researcher, explorer, etc) that was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Once riddle sees you, it’s game over. He takes you back to the hive and breeds you right on the throne that night, over and over and over again.

There’s so much potential here: delulu riddle falling for you, BREEDING KINKS, deuce and ace trying to get a few rounds with you will riddles away….

AAAAA YES!!! Hive mind Heartslabyul… but none are more desperate for a Queen than Riddle. That’s how it’s always been in the hive. It’s the rule! He must find a suitable Queen as soon as possible so he can continue upholding that rule and so the colony won’t feel so lost without precious Queen. <3

Omg the structure of their hive is probably something like a panopticon,,, the throne is right in the middle, and so anyone can see you getting bred into next week if they happen to be within the vicinity. >:) maybe Riddle just has to knock you up first so that you can be a true Queen. After all, it’s the duty of a Queen to lead and to carry the young of the hive, or that’s how it’s always been here. You have no say in the matter, and you’re likely given some form of alien aphrodisiac or muscle relaxants to keep you just docile enough and very fertile so that you can take an entire clutch!!

Delusional Riddle…… orz he’s by your side the most, and when he can’t be he’ll employ the help of Trey and Cater. He can’t trust those troublemakers Ace and Deuce. He knows the moment his eyes are off of them they’ll try to get close to you, try to court you, try to mate with you!! >:( Riddle was your first and therefore you love him the most, right? It’s his young you’re currently incubating, after all.

He’s just so in love with you, truly fascinated by how different you are compared to past Queens. You’re human, and the hive has never seen a human before because they’ve always operated under the traditional rules. But you’re so soft and warm, and you get so cute and shivery when it comes time to lay the eggs/birth the clutch. Riddle falls with every new detail he learns about you. He tries desperately to court you the usual way, but he forgets you probably won’t understand most of it because his actions are all part of alien courtship. Human courtship, as he’ll later learn, is very different.

[seongclb]

— enhypen when they marry a fan on live to make their s/o jealous !

idol!enhypen x reader, established relationship au, fluff & no warnings.

hi guys! hope you enjoy my first work <3

♫ sunshine girl by jakob

𖠗 이희승 | lee heeseung.

oh gosh

definitely would tease you but at the same time shower you in affection bc he just finds it so so cute that you’re jealous over something like this AAAAA

you’d probably be sitting in the corner of the room while he was on live, reading comments.

at first, even, you’d probably be studying rather than paying that much attention to your boyfriend

but your ears perk up at your boyfriend reading a rather concerning comment

“heeseung will you marry me for ten seconds?”

he lets out a giggle.

and slightly glances at your expression where you’re sitting with a raised brow.

he smiles back at the camera and starts counting down from ten.

you would have scoffed if not for the fear that the fans would hear

as soon as the live ended, you look at him with straight face

“what is it, love?” you almost throw your notepad at the smirk on his lips

“love?” you question. “shouldn’t you be calling your wife that?”

he’d probably walk over to you and wrap his arms around your crossed arms and place a kiss on your forehead :(

“i divorced them bc of how cute you are”

𖠗 박종성 | park jongseong.

i don’t think jay would ever think to do something like this to his beloved himself

he was on live with jungwon and niki who read the comment “jay hyung, a fan asked if you’d marry them for ten seconds”

jay would be hesitant but after seeing a playful expression on his two younger members faces, something irked him to play along

he knew you were at home watching so he suddenly thought about how fun it would be

“sure!” he smiles and counts down from ten.

now, when he gets home he expects to be questioned on why on earth he would agree to that

but instead

hes punished with silent treatment

oh boy does he work for you to give him attention

“y/n, it wasn’t even me! jungwon and niki read it out! if i saw it i wouldn’t have even read it!”

can’t sleep if you don’t talk to him

if you talk to him but you’re still evidently mad, hes gonna cling onto you like a koala when he sleeps

meaning you’re stuck there until you show him some love bc hes never gonna do smth like this again

will probably tell of jungwon and niki for no reason 😭

𖠗 심재윤 | sim jaeyun.

sigh

the type to say “10 seconds?? i’ll marry you for way longer” with a wink or something

or even something like “you only wanna marry me for 10 seconds? that’s a shame, i won’t even be able to give u what u deserve”

deadass would say smth cheesy you can’t fight me on this one and it would be merely for the reason that he knows you’re eventually gonna see it even if you arent rn

and that’s exactly what happens

you probably won’t have seen it for like the first day but since you’re so obsessed with your bf, you follow his name hashtag on like every social media platform

so when a certain video in particular is trending on every single one of those apps, you know it’s bad. you know who you’re dating after all

at this point, jake doesn’t even remember what he said so when you angrily go over to his dorms, phone in hand and ready to scold him, he’s like “when did i even do that?” which only makes you more mad

then when he realises omg he gets so excited like “AAA i’ve been waiting for this”

and then just smothers you in kisses and hugs bc you’re too adorable and no one else compares

*crying* but so are you bc you’re wondering how many more fans he’s gonna flirt with for the rest of your lives together

𖠗 박성훈 | park sunghoon.

this mf omggggg

would def do it with the hopes that you’ll just be so cute with him afterwards so he could just tease you

and tbf that’s what he ends up getting so for him it’s like a success

not only would he agree to marrying them but tbh i think sunghoon would do a bit more

like hugging the camera, bragging about his looks knowing the fans would comment all sorts of things etc

he would just do the most for no reason.

“aww is my baby jealous over a ten second relationship with a fan who i’ve never met? that’s so cute” *cheek pinch*

you’d whack away his hand and pout

“that’s all it took for you to marry someone else :(”

he laughs at all your responses but part of him actually feels bad

he gives you a bit of secret reassurance like before you go to sleep, he’ll cuddle you a bit tighter and say sweet things to you

“you’re so perfect, baby, i’m so lucky to have you.” “i don’t know what i’d do without you, my cute baby”

lots of cheek kisses and pinches

LORDDDD 🙏

soft hoon unleashes in the night

in the day he goes back to “which fan should i let have me for today” to which you throw a pillow at him for

[salford-blues]

Dressed to impress

A/n: I am so not ready to go back to Uni. So fics might slow down a bit because this semester might take a toll on me haha.

Pairing: F1 grid x driver!reader Summary: Y/N shows off her little family to the world, in which they're all dressed to impress. Well most of them are <33 Warnings: like a swear word

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alex_albon booooooo!! Just trying to copy now 👎

> yourusername i cant just let their cuteness go to waste

>> alex_albon you know what... fairs. Cossie is very cute

User.1 eeeeeee soso cute

User.2 Thackery doesn't look very happy

> yourusername that because Alex didn't bring is favourite treat...

>> alex_albon heeyy i forgot!! Tell him I'm sorry. pleassee

>>> yourusername he said he'll forgive if you bring him some next time!

>>>> alex_albon deal!!

landonorris do NOT let Cosmic Creepers fool you. He may be cute, but he's possessed. I'm telling you

> oscarpiastri dramatic, and for what?

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User.3 how do you come up with these names???

> yourusername most of them are named after characters!!!

charles_leclerc hahaha... veryyy funny caption

> yourusername knew you'd like it

User.4 how many pets do you have?

> yourusername faaarr too many.

User.5 surely this is animal abuse...

User.6 Why does she have a hedgehog?? I thought they were illegal in some states

> yourusername 1. I rescued him and 2. not everyone lives in the states babes <33 but thanks for the concern

@l/nandcompany and @yourusername

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User.6 Diablo looks very cool.

> yourusername Diablo likes to tell people to 'fuck off'... wonder were he got that from

>> yourusername looking at you @liamlawson30 👀👀

>>> liamlawson30 don't know what you're on about 😤

>>>> yourusername sure you don't. Just like you don't remember teaching him to attack people when they're smacking their lips.

>>>>> User.12 that is a very valid reason to attack someone

logansargeant look how sophisticated Meeko looks

> yourusername oh wow, that's a big word coming from you

>> logansargeant i try to be nice and this is what i get in return...

>>> oscarpiastri yh but you're american. it's why you get bullied

roscoelovescoco whens cans I's comes round agains?

> yourusername soon Roscoe!! Prometheus and Itchy miss you

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User.7 why are all these animals so cuuutteeee

User.8 cuteness overload... think I'm gonna die

User.9 Ankyl isn't very christmassy

> yourusername I couldn't find his christmas picture, so I had to put his halloween one up instead

porschef1 hmmm meet and greet when??

*yourusername liked comment*

User.10 do any of them have a favourite person/driver? do any of the hate one of the drivers?

> yourusername yes and yes!! some examples: all of the cats HATE Lando, but Itchy loves him. The cats like Oscar, Alex, Liam, George etc. The ferrets are fond of Fred Vesti and Charles. The bird likes noone... he will attack at any point. ESPECIALLY when you're singing. He's a very naughty boy and we can blame Liam for that.

>> User.11 Liam and Lando catching strays left, right and centre.

maxfewtrell Lando looks like he might cry. Keep talking

> yourusername well I'll send Itchy his way. That'll cheer him up

>> landonorris thanks gonna keep him now

>>> yourusername right... grounded for 3 months.

>>>> landonorris 3 MONTHS???? WHY???

>>>>> yourusername cause the cats told me to

>>>>>> landonorris this is bullying!!

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User.13 awweee he's so fluffy!!

oscarpiastri I want to be the first one to meet him

> mickschumacher too late...

>> oscarpiastri I SAW THAT

>>> oscarpiastri NNOOOOOO

User.14 wait Mick was the first to meet him? Awweee

> logansargeant NO not 'awweee'. Why was Mick the first one Birdie?? Why not me? Why not Oscar? Do you not love us?

>> yourusername why so dramatic? Can we appreciate Koda's cuteness instead ta

mickschumacher so cute!! Can't wait to meet him 💙💛

> logansargeant you can't sweet talk your way out of this Mick

>> oscarpiastri LIAARRR... count your days Mick

>>> yourusername stop threatening the poor boy or else you can join Lando

>>>> oscarpiastri no please I'll be nice. Promise 🙏

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Undertale is actually the best game of all time. (Prepare yourself for some rambling lol)

Its characters are so unique and loveable, and the plot and the universe its in has so much depth, there's so many easter eggs throughout the game, all the different AUs are so creative, and the soundtrack is AMAZING-the songs are so incredibly intertwined with one another with all the motifs throughout the music, it is just an all-round immaculate franchise, and I adore it.

I can't quite remember how long my interest in it lasted, maybe 2 years? But I first discovered it in September 2019, by watching jacksepticye's playthrough he did in 2015, where I became completely hooked on it! I remember learning all the names of the songs in Undertale's soundtrack by heart in chronological order, and also drawing the characters for hours on end!! Genuinely one of the most enjoyable experiences of my life.

My favourite character is Papyrus (NYEH-HEH-HEH!!), with Mettaton coming in at a close 2nd place. But to be honest, every single one of the characters are brilliant!!

For about 4 years I've been trying to kill Sans (unsuccesfully), but I can almost get past the last stage by now, so thats progress at least..but tbh it was such a horrible feeling to murder everyone else, especially Papyrus, on the genocide route- but it had to be done I suppose.

Undertale means ALOT to me, especially since it helped me get through some super difficult times back when I was in school, due to really bad depression etc. It also helped me make an irl friend too (who is now one of my best friends)! So yeah, undertale truly means the world to me.

And deltarune is just the same, completely incredible!! The battle theme (Rude Buster) is one of the greatest game songs I've ever heard, and I often listen to it on repeat. I had a short second phase of undertale/deltarune a year after my first one, where I became obsessed with Sweet, Cap'n and K_K. They are such good characters aaaaa I love them!!! I can't wait for chapter 3 of deltarune to be released soon!!

But omg the undertale/deltarune soundtracks are so fun to play on instruments (especially piano for me), especially fallen down, home, your best friend, death by glamour...the list goes on lol.

Undertale also introduced me to my first ever gay people so I have Undyne, Alphys and Mettaton to thank for making me realise I was in the LGBT+ community!!

So in conclusion, Undertale is the best game. Yes.

Why are you reading this surely you have better things to do

[nottsangel]

imagine fucking stalker!theo in the forbidden forest like that one scene in haunting adeline when the MMC fucks the MFC in a mirror Maze (dark romance book 100/10) oh my gosh if you haven’t read that scene go download a pdf of it or epub

like in the scene the MMC tells the MFC to run and “if i catch you I fuck you” Imagine in Stalker!Theo saying that and then you start running high off of the adrenaline rush. and you get a bunch of cuts from the branches and you look back and then bump into him and you’re confused because you’re so scared but so turned on

then fucks you so long that you both get lost track of time and when he’s finshed you get a call from your friend freaking out because you said you’d be back to the dorm by 10:00 and it’s 11:30

-🐬

i bought haunting adeline a loooong time ago but idkkk i still haven’t read it for some reason. i might start soon tho!!!!

omg wait nvm nvm… i just read your entire ask and holy shit this is so hot i need to start this book asap!! omg but wait how about a new au for this…. because this fits ghostface!theo as well or just killer!theo in general and ur the final girl AAAAA

[kairiscorner]

omg I LOVED your Drunk Miguel hcs! Is there any chance of you writing some for the other Spdier people? Especially Spider Noir?

AAAAA SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT ANON ! and ofc, consider it done <333

when drunk noir :>

drunk noir headcanons

ok, the stages in which noir get drunk are: slightly drunk, giggly, undergoing a midlife crisis, lovesick, and sleepy

the slightly sober stage is the stage when noir should really stop drinking. i headcanon that it doesn't take him long to get drunk, like maybe... 3 to 4 shots, and he's entering the slightly drunk stage. he kinda dissociates when he's in this stage, like miguel in the drunk miggy headcanons, he kinda goes quiet and speaks only when spoken to, but it's a whole lotta gibberish that comes out of his mouth instead of coherent words. he'd look like he's staring into space, when actually he's just focusing on how fuzzy the world looks like right now as the liquor is settling in. past this point, you are now entering the harder than manageable peter parker drunk.

his giggly stage is when he's had a couple more than 3 to 4 shots, and he laughs his ass off at the most out of context shit ever. like he sees a little fly on the table and he just chuckles to himself because the liquor is making him think, "oh shit, what a funny fly, it's not purple." and when he's told a joke he laughs THE FUCK out of it, even minutes after the joke was said, he's still laughing about it to the point of tears. if he remembers the joke, he'll laugh about it randomly and not explain at all because he forgets soon after what he was laughing at, like, "wait, haha, why am i, hah, laughing again?" his smile when he's drunk is so fucking precious though

after the laughing fit, he enters the depressing midlife crisis stage. he rambles and mumbles a lot to himself about how shitty his life has been, how he wishes uncle benjamin wasn't... you know, how he really regrets being distant and aloof towards a lot of people he's loved in his life and how he can never catch a break with all the horribleness in his life. he cries during this stage, but it's a quiet kind of crying. like he sniffles a little but when he cries, by default, he isn't loud. he must've learned how to cry without attracting so much attention, because it's only when you pay attention to the right details, his eyes, his nose turning red, his lips quivering, and the small sounds he makes when sobbing that you realize he was crying this whole time.

but after sobbing for a little while, if he's still drinking, his hormones change from the sad and depressing ones to the "i need to be held and to hold someone right now" hormones in the lovesick stage. if you're really close to peter, he'd kinda get a little handsy and talkative, still stuttering gibberish. he'd just go on and on and on about how purple is a pretty color but every color on you is by far the prettiest colors he has ever and will ever witness. he incessantly asks if he can hold your hand or hug you, he just wants to feel your warmth because the alcohol makes him feel colder. when you agree to hug him, omg, you are never going to be let go by him, i swear. like MAN HAS A TIGHT GRIP, EVEN WHEN DRUNK. but he holds you with the intent of making you feel loved, not pained nor burdened, just a gentle reminder he loves you. he gets a little giggly here too, but that's only because he's so happy he's with you right now and you didn't reject him, 'cause if you did, he'd be back in the midlife crisis stage.

and finally, the last stage of them all, when he gets sleepy. nothing much happens in this stage, save for peter just slowly getting tired and just drifting off to sleep, letting the alcohol in his system take him away to dreamland. but his favorite place to sleep is against your shoulder, nothing's more comforting to him than to feel you close next to him as he sleeps, knowing you're there for him for whatever happens while he's knocked out due to his inebriated self.

a/n: sorry i had to give him angst... it's my instinct <:[

tags !! @thecoolerdor @miguelswifey04 @connors-cumslurper

[vampsired]

LOVE LOVE LOVE THE RECENT SMAU <33

now i love both my boys but as a certified nanami lover and team nanami stan, I’m hoping they’re endgame and that nanami and y/n get some one on one time soon 😏

either way your hia smau brings me so much joy whenever I see you’ve posted a new one ❤️

*wipes my teary eyes* thankyou so much for liking my work omg, it’s literally the best compliment any creator can get🩷🩷

I love talking to you guys AAAAA

🔗smau link

[rabbitsrams]

hiiiii - any thoughts on schlatt with an s/o who has tattoos? sfw & nsfw <3

(i think he’d LOVE tracing them, especially if it’s on their hip(s))

hello anon!! omg this is so perfect bc i currently have two tattoos and am definitely planning to get more soon :))

sfw:

♡ i feel like schlatt likes ppl who has tattoos idk why

♡ i can def see him finding you more attractive if you have them

♡ if you have a tattoo in a pretty noticeable place he notices it immediately

♡ asks so many questions about it and is so fascinated when u explain the meaning and stuff

♡ HIM GOING W/ U TO GET ANOTHER ONE

♡ grabbing his hand if the pain is a little too much :(

♡ and he just marvels at how the ink adorns your skin

♡ getting his initials tattooed...

♡ that just about sends him to heaven.

♡ if you're cuddling he loves to be able to see your tattoo so he can trace the lining with his finger :(

♡ loves taking pictures of you with your tattoo(s) in view <3

♡ if you have any on your arms or hands he takes pictures of you holding hands, making sure the tat is in view :)

♡ and then making that pic his lockscreen <333

nsfw:

♡ if you have a tattoo in a more hidden place, you LOVE teasing him about it

♡ he gets so flustered thinking about what you have underneath your clothes

♡ would jerk off imagining what it is and where it is because you won't tell him, it'd ruin the surprise!

♡ and when he gets his eyes on it, woof.

♡ kisses ALL OVER

♡ sending him suggestive pics/nudes of yourself in his shirt and making sure your tattoo(s) are in view

♡ esp if you have any on your chest, my god

♡ and if you have on your hips??????

♡ he just loves grabbing your hips in general but if you have a tattoo there his hands will be ALL OVER U AAAAA

♡ adding to the pictures thing: he has sm polaroids of your naked body especially in the areas where your tattoo(s) are

♡ if you have any on your hands he begs asks if you can hold his cock so he can take a picture

[anantaru]

yoruuuuuu can you share your thoughts about recent penacony main quest?🥹🫶🏻

I was so emotional during the whole thing if it's fine with you I want to hear your opinion!🥺💕

hey love 💓 aaaaa omg listen 🤼‍♀️ LISTEN 🗿👹 i am so confused HAHAHAHAHHA, okay like spoiler warning, i will also tag it but basically:

guys as someone who plays honkai impact 3rd for years I KNOW that hoyo is capable of nuking half the cast BUT 🧍🏻‍♀️ i am so sure it's way too soon for that like listen, i know we seen them die but i think it's just their souls dying or something 🗿🗿🗿 but damn those cutscenes were intense, like genshin in comparision did have some dark cutscenes but damn, i mean honkai impact 3rd has some messed up stuff too but i am used to that there and like honestly, i love the route hsr is taking even though i am scared for the characters now🧍🏻‍♀️ i mean tingyun is dead right? I WAS SO LMAO WHEN I FIRST CAME TO THAT REALISATION🗿

also my loves 👹 my favorite is aventurine i know I AM I AM i am a whore we've already established that but he has my heart like if he dies i will yeet hoyoverse into a volcano🌋bye

but also, acheron is so sussy, and like her "allegedly" being an emanator doesn't mean she is an antagonist right away, i don't think she's one even though she killed duke inferno BUT HE WAS MESSED UP ANYWAYS (also considering herta is an emanator too and she's nice, black swan is one too and she ??? also seems good🗿) BUT YOU GET WHAT I MEAN. but she still is so sus and of course, she's hiding a lot 🧚🏻‍♀️ the cutscene with her against sam was so cool even tho it was short 😔 her being an emanator of finality would be so cool tho because FINALITY like hi3 players will get me on that 🧚🏻‍♀️

to finish this long ask, this quest was such a roller coaster and i am still not over it, there is so much to unpack and i can't wait for more, THEY DID SUCH A GOOD JOB, also considering penacony boasts themselves on "harmony" THERE IS NOTHING HARMONIC EVER SINCE WE GOT HERE 👹 WHAT IS THIS HELP BAHAJAJAJA 💀💀💀 10/10 though i am so glad i took my time to really read into it and understand more of the lore 💓💖

[merakiui]

thinking about you and a twst boy (coughoctatriocough) make love one last time after you finally figure out a way to go home 😔😔😔😔😔…and when you leave twisted wonderland, you find out weeks later you’re pregnant 😳😳😳😳

AAAAA OTL most emotional sex of your life. Lots of positions and rounds (some fast and rough, others slow and soft), but you always seem to find yourself in missionary after everything because he needs to look at you, to be able to kiss all over your face, to be pressed so closely, so intimately, to you because it'll be the last time he'll ever feel your warmth or hear your voice or see you. Omg and crying in between kisses. >_< you can't tell if it's from the sex or the sadness (perhaps both), but you're both such a mess. More so than usual.

If he's Azul, he's begging you to stay. Please don't go. He'll miss you too much. You can be happy here, right? He'll take care of you, so please stay here. He doesn't want to be all alone again. And you hold his face between your hands. What is he saying? Of course he won't be alone. He has friends. He'll have pictures of you, memories, thoughts... greedy to a fault, Azul says it's not enough. And maybe he's right; you don't want to leave his embrace.

If he's Floyd, he's also begging, but he recognizes the feeling of not wanting to be tied down somewhere. He makes an effort to understand even though his emotions are a mess and he doesn't know what to feel right now. He's angry and he's sad. He wants to punch a wall or find some small fry to take it out on. He wants to cling to you and never let go. He put on a strong face for most of it, but now that it's nearing the end of your stay here the façade is slipping. One minute he's looking down at you from where he's propped above and he's fine, but then he's not. Then he's crying, big, fat tears sliding down his face and dripping on your cheeks. He doesn't want to let you go, but he knows he has to. It wouldn't be fair.

If he's Jade, he's an internal wreck. Oh, Jade is devastated. He thinks he might genuinely die of heartbreak. It becomes much harder to pick himself up after the news that you'll be leaving soon. You're his other half. His beloved. His one and only. He was so certain he'd spend the rest of his life with you. Of course there was a logical part of him that knew it might not last forever when he took your circumstances into consideration. But right now, with what little time he has, he'll cherish you to the fullest. He holds you close so you won't see him crying, your face pressed into his chest, but you can feel the way his shoulders shake.

And then finding out you're pregnant after you've returned... T^T omg all of the ups and downs of pregnancy, but he'll never be able to experience it alongside you. Neither of you will know the joys of shopping for baby items together or going to the ob-gyn for check-ups or feeling the baby kick or welcoming them into the world... </3 maybe there's a way for him to come to your world? You certainly hope so. It's just not the same without him.

[kykyluvrr]

Hili could you do a Neymar x tall reader? Like she's a 5'11 supermodel and he takes her to the psg stadium to meet everyone (Mbappe, Messi etc) and everyone really likes her because she has her own money and fame and they're surprised by how tall and beautiful she is?

↻ NEYMAR JR ...

✽ content: as the request saysss, a loved 5'11 model dating neymar

✽ pairing(s): neymar jr x reader

✽ a/n: THANK YOU SMM FOR THE REQUESTS omg i got so many creative requests yesterday and im tryna write for them as soon as possible, it was so entertaining to read thru the requests loll, i hope you anon liked this aaaaa and thank you sm for requesting !!<3 not proof read,,,

ʚ♡ɞ everyone loved you, especially your boyfriend, neymar. the world adored your long legs, your sparkling eyes, your healthy, soft hair, your bright smile that made everyone smile, your bubbly personality, your confidence, and your gentle touch, everything about you was perfect.

ʚ♡ɞ you were a model for Dior. so, because of the active PSG x Dior collaboration, you got to see neymar quite frequently, and during runway shows the spotlight was always on your stunning looks. it was amazing to see how unproblematic and successful you were as a self-made model.

ʚ♡ɞ neymar loved having you around him, he had never felt more proud. he even loved to attend your runway shows, the way you walked with your long legs and stunning outfit amazed him and not only him, but the whole crowd. he would watch you walk with a wide smile plastered on his face. he also liked to scroll through the official Dior instagram to watch your photoshoot pictures.

ʚ♡ɞ when you first started dating neymar you both had trouble seeing each other. he had some international tours to attend on and you had photoshoots around the world too. but when you finally were in paris, you were excited to attend a psg match as well as to meet his teammates.

ʚ♡ɞ before the match, you met up with neymar, who was more than happy to see you. since you were taller than him, neymar's head would rest on your chest, and so he loved hugging you.

ʚ♡ɞ he then walked you to where his teammates were. it was a stiff and awkward tension. they were all admiring and taking in your beauty. they had only seen you on reels and pics on instagram. you waved with a smile and introduced yourself and they had introduced themselves too, still very stiff and you understood their reaction. seeing a tall, gorgeous model is jaw-dropping.

ʚ♡ɞ you had a quick talk with the boys but then they had to go to prepare for the match, you walked up to your boyfriend and gave him a “goodluck kiss” and so you all left. as soon as you got back to your hotel room, you changed into the neymar jersey he had given you, a pair of jeans with a birkin bag (georgina moment🫶🏼) and so the security followed you to the arena.

ʚ♡ɞ there were a bunch of cameras taking photos but you were used to it. you sat in the VIP lounge and watched your boyfriend play. at one point the camera was even directed at you and you could see yourself on the big screen.

ʚ♡ɞ PSG ended up winning the match but you had a late runway show to attend. little did you know that neymar had reserved a 5 star hotel near the eiffel tower to spend the night with you.

ʚ♡ɞ “is she your girlfriend? man you’re lucky!” kylian stated, changing his shirt in the locker room after the match. “i know, i’m extremely lucky” neymar replied with a smile. “i was going to ask for her number but then remembered that you’re dating her” kylian said teasingly and neymar just rolled his eyes. “she wouldn’t go for you anyway” neymar said, then daydreamed about what he would want to do with you at the hotel room,,,♡