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monochromatic-ahhhh · 2 years
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Killing Game fic Updated and Frog, Arrow is such a Mood.
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GAY RIGHTS MOTHERFUKERS
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dreamsmp-au-ideas · 3 years
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I can't pog trought so much pain so I'm just gonna go and ramble about Blood God philza au because that's becoming my comfort au for all of this :(
Maybe the first time that corruption goes on Tommy was the duel! Arrows can be tricky and be dipped in questionable substances. And against everything right after that Tommy looks for another solution in the matter against war and gives up his disks! His a gremlin racoon boy! He doesn't give up his things for anything! So yeah, but is tricky to corrupt things and people, so takes long for to be noticeable by anyone and when you see o Philza, Wilbur is talking about being bad guys and being a vessel to another God and that's bad.
And hey, wouldn't be funny in the wolrd of gods and vessels and blessings Schlatt is just a normal hybrid without anything? But still has so much power in this land that he goes becomes president!
And o God, the first festival. What would even happen in this au? Schlatt goes and does to celebrate and appease the gods and their blessed and vessels. So they have games and competition and techno curbs stomps Fundy in the ring without any potions because blood God reasons and now the announcement and ban, he calls out Tubbo for being a spy and all that shit. So, what punishment could be done that drives the lesson home? Hey Technoblade... can you come up to the stage and... you know, your a vessel to the blood God right? And he requires sacrifices of blood? Well, do we have a candidate for that right here!
O God, imagine that normally death is just like some injury that yeah it hurts but heals with time and all, but being sacrificed is like part of your soul is taken and just aaaaaaa angst.
Just, Tommy being so angry and hurt that techno would do that to a friend, to a blessed. But techno just killed him really, to sacrifice it need to have a lot of planning and schlatt was being dumb.
But still, Tommy is fucking angry and as tradition in their found family, they battle their things out and use violence as the language they so fluently talk.
But with dream fuckery recently Tommy still is holding grudge against him and is a little confused why is he felling like this, why I am not concentrating in the fight, why can't I talk in violence like they always did and everything would be fine in the end and o God the child is spiraling
Holy hell this is so good. Oh boy the angst of all this is beautiful. Oh wow.
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In which the Wanderer finds a keyboard and I flip the fuck out
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Oh so it seems prompt guy is getting impatient now!
Double arrows, the hell is this?
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So it seems Dad’s friends are alarmed by his sudden disapearance from Earth’s plane of existence and/or trying to survive the incoming meteors (that I suppose come for every single player who played the game)
One seems to have fallen near FedoraFreak’s house, who seems to like hats as much as our Dad loves pipes
Just one ==> command will suffice. Thanks. It looks like you're not the only one trying to locate your father after the disaster.
And the narrator and the prompt voice clash again!
But yeah, I suppose seeing persons dissapear from the earth while meteors rain down has everybody looking for the dissapeared people. I wonder if we are the only ones who succesfully “escaped”, or if there are more floating houses in the void out there...·
THESE BORING MEN ARE UNINTERESTING.
You don’t seem to consider any of this relevant huh.
I wonder if you are either
1) A parody of the readership and their imputs
2)Something weird the game is doing after entering
3)Something happening with John
4)Just for comedic effect
Guess we’ll have to see how that progresses
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And now we are speaking with Rose! Let’s see what we should do next!
TT: John, are you ok? TT: You seem a bit tentative. EB: i'm fine i guess. EB: since i got here i feel compelled to do these weird things i don't really want to do. EB: by some kind of voice that i can't really even hear. i don't know, it is hard to explain. TT: Perhaps the early symptoms of an anxiety disorder, like post-traumatic stress? EB: yeah, maybe. who knows!
Huh, they are acknowlgedging the voice! So it could be a John problem! Or maybe Rose is just being overly analytical of John’s mental state
That is possible too.
TT: Well, if you can pull yourself together, there are a few more things we should try. TT: Like prototyping the Kernelsprite again, if possible. TT: We should hurry. My laptop battery won't last forever. EB: Ok. I will go back inside.
Oh yeah there was such a thing as a second prototyping!
I wonder what will happen if we do, would it merge the psysical characteristics of the first and second thing it absorbs? Hmm...
NO DON'T DO THAT. HOP OFF THIS LEDGE ON TO THAT CAR.
...These are starting to sound more and more like Stray Thoughts...
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Yeaah I think that is a one-way trip to joining the Harlequin Statue in their fall into infinite oblivion, bud.
What? No! That sounds incredibly dangerous!
Even the narrator agrees!
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Holy shit arrow spam!
Why is the voice so insistent on doing it?
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Poor John is having a mental crisis over here
Now you're just being a pest. Which turnip truck did you just tumble out of, anyway? Who are you? 
Aaand now we are back on track for the voice being an actual someone, a real force in the story itself
Years in the future, but not many...
OH SHIT WAIT...
OMG COULD THAT BE IT?
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THE APOCALYPTIC WANDERER!!
HE FOUND THAT SBURB/SKAIANET/SPYROGRAPH SYMBOL LAST TIME
HAS HE ENTERED TOO? HAS HE BECOME THE VOICE IN SOME WAY?
BUT HOW, THAT SEEMS WAY MORE META THAN JUST ENTERING A SESSION
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There is a passageway inside!
What is this whole compound??
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Wiring and machinery everywhere....
Is this some sort of fallout shelter? Where these prepared in advance by Skaianet or whoever created the game?? (I’m assuming Skaianet given the “SKAIANET SYSTEMS INCORPORATED “ thing.)
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!!! So you are here!! You weird thing!
You had like 4 pointy fingers and just most definitely don’t look human! It could be a highly mutated human but I don’t think so....
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What are you looking at?
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!!!!!!
A SORT OF WORLD TERMINAL FOR JOHN’S GAME!
AND THERE ARE ANOTHER  3 SCREENS, WILL THOSE BE FOR ANOTHER PLAYERS, IF THEY ARE SUCESSFUL?
THE WHOLE STRUCTURE HAS THE SBURB GAME LOGO SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN MADE BY THEM,
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AND YES
HE IS THE PROMPT VOICE!
THE KEYBOARD EVEN HAS THE STANDARD ARROW FOR NEXT PAGE
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I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS!
FIRST OFF WHAT THE FUCK
This compound seems to have been made apocalypse-resistant (which also implies that the whole Earth got fucked, by the way, by all the meteors and that there are possibly only these things left, or even worse, our guy here is the only one left) and house inside of them a terminal that allows NARRATIVE CONTROL OVER THE ACTIONS AND THOUGHTS OF THE PLAYER OF THE GAME WHO SURVIVED, AND EVEN SOME SORT OF META CONTROL OF THE WHOLE STORY ITSELF.
Was it made by Skaianet? Were they hoping to survive the apocalypse by not playing it and hiding in their bunkers so they could later exert control over the fates of the survivors? But why would that matter? If they are in another dimension, what difference does it make to the inhabitants of earth? They may as well be playing a normal videogame at that point
Also if that was their plan, it seems to have gone wrong, at least in this shelter, cause it doesn’t seem like nobody was inside. And how could the game summon meteors anyways? And modify the dimensions of John’s house. What kind of omnipotent warp bullshit is this.
And what is this creature that has gone inside and has been fighting for control with the narrator? Where did this thing come from? Are they the creators of all this?? Is that why they could make a game that alters reality? Or are they something unrelated.
Also FUCK I just remembered, there are another THREE SCREENS, does that mean that if Rose enters, she will be in one of those?? And I haven’t missed the fact that John has exactly two other friends who could easily be the other two screens!
But if that is so, then is everything predetermined?? DId they know that four kids were going to play and established this beforehand. What kind of Tzeentch level fate fixing are we talking about here??
Aaaaaaa
Okay I think I have calmed down.
Oh god we are already on the Problem Sleuth train of endless layers of interwoven rules inside this story aren’t we?
John I don’t know what the hell you have signed up for.
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Klance - SURPRISE!
AAAAAAA!!!! This is SUPER late, but literally JUST on time for me to post on Lance’s birthday, so long as I’m quick with these notes!!!
So I won’t go on any further except to apologise for any mistakes as I AM rushing to get this posted quickly!
Allura still found herself both confused and wary of most Earth customs. They very rarely made any sense to her, though she did become fond of a few of them. She couldn’t fathom what Earth must be like, with such rich culture, and couldn’t help but let the paladins’ enthusiasm get to her whenever they spoke of another custom. She was now curious as to what they’d show her next.
Allura /was/ still wary, as learning about Earth culture did not always work out well for her. She had decided that “pranking” was her least favourite. Thus, when Hunk and Pidge ran into the bridge, mouths moving rapidly as their words blurred incoherently, Allura felt a mixture of fear and excitement.
Eventually, Coran managed to coax them into speaking in actual sentences. They started talking about having been curious as to how long they've been away from Earth, Pidge mentioning using the Castle’s logs to calculate the length of time. Then Hunk chipped in, saying how they then converted it into “hours” and Earth days. He began speaking about dates, though nothing like any Allura had ever heard of.
“So we’ve worked out that today is the 28th of July!” Hunk finished, a huge grin spread across his face.
“So? What’s so special about the 28th?" Keith asked, making Pidge and Hunk jump, too caught up in their explaining their discovery to notice when he came in a dobash ago. They both let out a sigh of relief, Hunk muttering how glad he was that Lance wasn't a morning person. The two of them both exchanged a look before stating that the conversation would need to change location. Allura was confused, but didn’t question them. She just needed to know what had got them so worked up. They settled on relocating to Pidge's room, having dismissed everywhere else, including Keith's room, to his confusion.
Once there, they explained everything. It sounded like a good idea, but you could never know when it came to the paladins. They were just too unpredictable. However, Allura let the last of her fear slip away as she gazed around the room. Hunk and Pidge were beaming, and even Keith had a small smile, and combined with the buzzing auras they were giving off, the good mood was infectious. Besides, it was rare to see them all so excited, especially since Shiro's disappearance.
Lance was confused. He'd woken up and immediately headed to the bridge to go and check up on the princess, who was always up early. To his surprise, the bridge was empty, no sign of either Allura or Coran. This alone was odd, but when Lance found no sign of anyone in the dining room or kitchen, a bit of worry started to grow in him. Lance, however, ignored it, making his way to the council room, and then the hangars, only to find them all empty. Okaaaay… /Now/ he was starting to worry.
He check the labs, but still found no sign of anybody. /That/ was odd. Pidge spent nearly /all/ of her free time working in the labs. What had started out as a quick search for Allura was now turning into a full on hunt for /anyone/.
Tired of searching, Lance headed to one of the bedrooms which had been repurposed into Kaltenecker's room. He often went there if he just wanted to relax and chat nonsense to someone who didn't judge him or send him away after 5 minutes.
"What the quiznak?!" he exclaimed upon finding the room empty. This was ridiculous. Had the others gone off somewhere without him? Taking Kaltenecker, but /not/ Lance?! Nah, /that/ was ridiculous!
Walking the corridors of the Castle alone made Lance remember quite how big the place was. The towering white walls and the metallic sound of his footsteps’ echoes made the place, which he had started to think of as a second home, feel cold and intimidating. And so very empty.
It was quiet. Unnaturally quiet. Normally Lance would be walking with someone, and even if he wasn't he could still hear the others either working in the labs, discussing plans in the bridge or chatting in the dining room. Even the engine sounded muted.
A shiver worked its way down Lance's spine. He shook his head, lightly slapping his cheeks as he took off in a fast stride. He had /just/ about forgiven the Castle for trying to kill him, he couldn't afford to let himself be scared now. Lance McClain did not get scared!
He checked all the rooms he passed, going back to the bridge and kitchen to check they hadn't gone there in the time he'd been searching. He even went to check on the pool. When he got to their rooms, another idea struck. Were they all just asleep? It didn't seem very likely, as Lance knew he was almost always the last to get up, but then again, they didn't exactly have clocks in the Castle, so maybe, for once, Lance had just got up before everyone else.
He went to Hunk’s room first, knowing he'd feel less embarrassed if he showed how worried he had been to his friend. He tapped lightly on the door, waited for a few moments and then knocked slightly harder. Still no response, even when he called out to him.
He did the same with Pidge, but still nothing. This kept on getting stranger. If Pidge wasn't in the labs, nor in her room, then she had to be with the others somewhere. Finally, he opened Keith's door, not trusting him to respond, even if he was still in there.
"Kei-..." He didn't bother to finish the greeting, his eyes falling on an empty bed. He sighed, slumping as he turned to leave, when he spotted a note on Keith's bed. His curiosity winning over (there wasn’t much resistance) he snatched it up. On it, in Keith's messy scrawl, was Lance's name. He unfolded the paper to find a short note, inviting him to join everyone. Only, it didn't specify where.
"Stupid Keith, how the hell am I supposed to find you now, when I've already been searching all morning?" He threw the note on the bed, crossing his arms as he sat down beside it with a huff. Was this a sick game they were playing with him? It would've been nice to have known about it before hand instead of making Lance worry.
He stared down again at the note, only to realise it had fallen upside down. In the corner was a scrawled mess, and Lance picked it up to inspect. Next to an arrow, which was pointed from the edge, obviously meant to be from the message on the other side, was a couple of words. Though working out what they were was a challenge, as the writing was even smaller than in the message. He realised that the second one must be "room" and with that, worked out that this was supposed to be the location. Had Keith not left himself enough room to finish the message on one side?
Now to decipher the first word. It either began with an ‘l’ or ‘t’ and ended with a ‘g’. He thought hard about what rooms he hadn't yet searched, standing up when the answer came to him. How had he been so stupid?
Tucking the note into his pocket, Lance made his way down to the training room. He strode through the doors as they opened, only to find himself in complete darkness.
“What the-”
“SURPRISE!” Lance jumped at the loud shout, flinching as the lights suddenly came on. The others were gathered in front of him and proceeded to shower him in confetti, or in Pidge's case, chuck it at his face. He spluttered as he tried to remove the confetti which had fallen into his open mouth. What the hell was going on?!
"Guess what today is!" the little gremlin exclaimed, grinning from ear to ear.
"What?"
"Come on, Lance, take a guess at what the date is today based on what we're doing!"
"I dunno? April Fools?" Hunk and Pidge laughed whilst Coran and Allura looked lost. A moo sounded from behind the group and Lance strained to see past them.
"Was that Kaltenecker?! Why is the cow in the training roo-" At last he spotted Kaltenecker standing next to a table laid out in the centre of the room. Above the table floated a hologram, and Lance froze at the writing.
‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHARPSHOOTER’
Keith watched from towards the back of the group as Lance froze, realisation and shock plastering his face as he stood there, stunned. Finally, he took a step forward and the group parted so that Lance could walk up to the table. He didn't even glance down at it, however, his eyes still glued to the hologram. They all gathered around the table and finally his gaze moved from the message to all of them.
"A-are you serious?"
"We wouldn't joke about it being your birthday, bud! Come on, today's all about you!" Hunk then bent over to pick up the cake from the array of food he'd cooked for the meal. He lit the candles and held the cake out towards Lance before he cleared his throat and began to sing, joined by the others in an interesting rendition of 'Happy Birthday'.
Keith could feel his cheeks heat up gradually as he continued to sing. Keith was not a singer, and had definitely never sung in front of people before. Yet his embarrassment was eased by the small slipups by Allura and Coran, who had practised hard to try and memorise the song. By the end, Lance was laughing softly, and the sound made the humiliation worth it.
"Guys, I just... I mean... Thank you!" Everyone smiled, letting out cheers when Lance announced it was time to dig in.
The feast looked amazing, even in its alien nature, and the smell was almost making Keith drool. It seemed like he was not alone, as everyone hurried to take a seat at the table and Keith sat beside Pidge, Lance taking the seat to his left.
As soon as they were sat, they dug in, filling their plates with the delicacies and wasting no time in digging in. Everyone but Hunk exclaimed at the taste. Somehow- Somehow he'd...
"Hunk! Oh my GOD! How did you do this?! This tastes like /human/ food!" Lance had recovered from the shock the fastest to quickly express everyone's surprise.
"With a lot of experimenting!" Hunk laughed. "I hope you like them all, I made sure to try and include your favourites!"
"Huuuuunk!" Lance quickly jumped up from his seat to rush around the table and throw his arms around Hunk's neck. "You’re the best friend a guy could ever want!" Hunk thanked him, patting his arms until they finally released him and they continued on with the meal.
Pidge and Hunk explained briefly how they'd worked out the date, and soon the conversation had been dragged off down another topic. Keith allowed the warm atmosphere envelope him, the buzz of conversation and the energy of the people at the table made the atmosphere comfortable and warm, and unbeknownst to him a large smile adorned his face for the entirety of the meal.
“Oh right, I nearly forgot!” Suddenly a piece of paper was shoved in front of Keith, his eyes crossing as they tried to focus on it. “WHAT was /this/?!” Keith took the paper from Lance’s hand, realising that it was the note he'd left on his bed.
“What is it?” Pidge asked as she leaned closer, peering to see what Lance was talking about.
“The note that told me where to go. Though /why/ you chose Keith to write it is beyond me! His writing is almost impossible to read when it’s small! What would’ve happened if I’d never found you?” Beside Keith, Pidge’s smirk was growing. Damn.
“Oh? Did you go check all our rooms?” She didn’t need to tell Lance this. It didn’t mean anything.
“Yes.”
“Well, I’m guessing that you didn’t try to go inside mine or Hunk’s rooms, otherwise you’d know we’d also written notes for you to find. It’s interesting that you went inside Keith’s though…” Keith gently shoved her off his arm. He looked to Lance, wondering how he’d react. Not that there was anything to react /to/, but… Thankfully, the meaning behind Pidge’s teasing seemed to escape Lance whose confused face never faltered until he started up a new conversation, allowing Keith to breathe a quite sigh of relief.
After Keith had had his fill of the pizza salad (honestly, you couldn't make this stuff up!), it seemed the others had also had their fill, Allura and Coran seeming extremely keen to try more of their food. At this, Hunk produced a knife and handed it to Lance, sliding the cake over.
"Make a wish!" Pidge exclaimed as he brought the knife down to make the first cut. He handed out the slices, though Keith noticed how Lance had made his thinner than the others and caught the smirk Lance directed at him as he put Keith's plate down. Keith let it slide. It was Lance's day after all.
The cake turned out to be some sort of rigid moose and tasted nothing like normal cake, instead it seemed to have layers of flavours ranging from vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, coffee and many other fruit. Lance was back to his usual dramatics, moaning whenever he reached a new flavour, saying it was the best thing he'd ever tasted.
Once all the plates were clear of any trace of food, Keith leaned back in his seat, his hand resting on his stomach. He felt delightfully full.
"That was perfect, Hunk! The best present ever!" Keith flinched at Lance's words, a horrible fluttering feeling replacing his pleasantly-full buzz.
"Oh yeah? Guess you won't be needing my present then!" Pidge taunted, earning a screeching from Lance who quickly backtracked, making grabby hands at Pidge. She sighed and placed a box in Lance's hands that were straining to reach across Keith. He quickly opened it to reveal one of their small orange timer tablets which Pidge had confiscated from them all several days ago.
"Thanks...?"
"It's not just a timer, if you're wondering. A while back I was thinking about creating a written messaging system which we could utilise whenever we couldn't, or didn't want to speak, so I made modifications to the timer so that it can receive and send messages, which are encrypted when anyone other than the receiver tries to hack the signal, essentially providing an easy and safe-"
"Wait, wait, w-w-WAIT!! Did you just make me a space phone which can text?!"
"If you'd let me /finish/, you'd also know that it can take photos, record videos and has a memory of 50 petabytes."
"PIDGE, you little GENIUS!"
"You can leave out the 'little' y'know."
"I've got to try this out right now! Come on, you need to be in the first pic!" As Lance started taking what Keith suspected to be the first of millions of selfies, Keith watched as Coran produced a blue and white jacket from beneath the table where he'd been hiding it.
When Lance turned around and spotted it, he cried out rushing over to Coran. He slipped his jacket off, donning the new one which fitted him perfectly.
"It's something from when I started serving Alfor. It's too small for me now, but seemed like it'd be just your size. Plus I do think that blue looks quite good on you!"
"Coran, are you sure you want to give this to me? I love it, I really do, but it's something from your time back on Altea..."
"No, no, no! Please have it, it'll just be collecting space dust otherwise. I'd much rather you gave it a purpose again!" Lance's eyes grew misty as he launched himself on Coran, who happily returned the gesture. The warm display almost distracted Keith from his nerves. Almost.
Allura stepped up to Lance once he'd finished embracing Coran. Lance opened his mouth, no doubt to say something stupid, when Allura leaned forward and placed a light kiss on his cheek.
"That's my present for you. I'm afraid I didn't have anything else to give." Lance shook his head, finally returning from the shock he'd gone into at the contact.
"No! No, it's- it's fine, more than enough! Thank you!" Now Keith was the only one that remained, and it seemed the others came to the same realisation, all turning to face him. Keith's throat felt dry and hoarse. He looked down to his side as Pidge nudged him lightly, nodding encouragingly. It wasn't much, but it gave him the strength to clear his throat and speak.
"I've, um, got something to show you?" Ughh… Why did he sound so unsure?! He was being pathetic.
"Oh?" Lance questioned excitedly, his happiness visible from the way he bounced on the balls of his feet.
"And that's our cue to leave! Enjoy!" Pidge called as she waved, making her way out of the door, soon followed by Hunk, Allura and Coran.
"Wait, what?" Keith didn't explain, couldn’t explain, his nerves back in full force. He went over to the table to retrieve the mind projecting headset and noted how Lance's eyes tracked his movements, his eyebrows raising as he spotted the device.
"Can you," Keith cleared his throat as his voice came out raspy. "Can you close your eyes?"
"As long as you promise not to do anything weird!" he taunted even as his eyes fell shut. Keith took a breath before putting on the headset and focused on the image he wanted to project. He watched as it came alive in the room, as the oranges and reds of the desert replaced the stark white of the walls. The detail was amazing, though he put that down to the Altean engineering rather than his memory. Finally, Keith brought out the remote that Coran had given to him yesterday. With one last glance thrown at Lance, he pressed the button and watched as the room started the simulation.
"You can open your eyes," he muttered, his gut twisting in anticipation for what was to come. Lance looked around at the landscape, one of Keith's favourite views of the sun setting in the desert, and Keith waited for his reaction.
"I-I don’t know what to say," Keith flinched, well aware of how this looked after such great presents. "I-it's beautiful! Wow, like- woooow..." Keith noted that Lance hadn't yet spotted Keith's surprise slowly forming above the two of them. "Are you making this? It's so detailed! I almost feel like I'm back on Ea-" His speech cut off suddenly and Keith watched the droplet of water roll down Lance's nose, where it had landed.
Soon more droplets fell, and Keith could feel as his hair started to flatten and his cheeks become gradually soaked. Still Lance stood frozen.
When he recovered from his shock, Keith expected Lance's energy to return. Maybe he'd dance and run about in the cool rain that fell from the clouds by the ceiling of the training room. However, when Lance finally moved, it was to close his eyes as he rolled his head backwards to face the clouds, arms spreading to his sides slightly. He stood there perfectly still as he formed the softest smile Keith had ever seen. Keith watched, entranced by the peaceful sight, as Lance's clothes grew wet and hung heavily upon him, as his hair plastered his face and neck, ignorant to the feeling of it happening to himself. He didn't dare speak, the moment suddenly so fragile and peaceful.
After some time, though Keith could not recall how much, Lance raised his arms above his head, palms facing the clouds, before he brought them to his face, running then upwards so that they brushed his bangs from his face.
"How?" How… what? How did he make it rain?
"Oh, it turns out that the training room can simulate different conditions, and I asked if Coran could add a setting for rain. Coran, Hunk and Pidge finished finalising the simulation probably last week. Apparently they just had to make a system for creating miniscule droplets from which-"
"How did you know I missed the rain?" Oh. So that's what he’d been asking...
"Um, Coran mentioned it when I offered to explain what rain was. I was planning on showing it to you at some point, and when I found out it was your birthday, I thought that it was the best opportunity..." Keith trailed off, averting his eyes from Lance's intense stare. "A-Anyway, my memory's not great, so I can't properly picture it raining in the desert, but you can use this to come up with your own scene." Keith began to lift the headset, the image of the desert starting to pixelate as it lost connection, but before he could remove it two hands pushed it firmly back down.
"No, I want to see your rain."
"Oh..." Keith found himself unable to think of anything else to say as he watched rivulets of water stream down Lance's face, following the curves of his cheeks as he smiled.
"Thank you."
"What? Oh, it was really nothing!" Keith rushed, feeling like the ridiculous fool Lance often made him out to be. "To be honest you should be thanking the others, they're the ones who put in all the effort! I only came up with the idea-"
"Yeah, well, it was the /best/ idea." Keith felt his cheeks burn, even under the cool water that continued to fall.
"Still, I'm sorry I didn't have an actual present to give you..."
"Ugh! You never listen to me!" Keith was about to protest, knowing that it wasn't true, hoping that Lance knew that too, when Lance hurriedly continued, his voice suddenly stuttering as he stumbled around his words. "W-Well, since you're so stu-stubborn. I guess I'll just have to s-steal a present from you!" Keith frowned in confusion, opening his mouth to question what he was meant when Lance surged forward.
Keith's eyes widened as he felt Lance's chest bump his own, his hands grabbing either sides of Keith's face, as he felt…as he felt Lance's lips meet his own. Keith froze, his body stiff, arms stuck hovering uncertainly in the air beside Lance's hips.
By the time his brain managed to catch up with what was actually happening, Lance was gone, pulling back, his face turned away to the ground.
"A-Anyway, thank you for the present!" he stuttered before he turned and practically bolted from the room, but not fast enough for Keith to miss how Lance's ears had reddened. Keith decided red suited Lance very well, his own blush deepening at the thought. Keith couldn't help but feel that although it was supposed to be Lance's surprise party, it was Keith who ended up being the most surprised.
After all, he had never imagined that his first kiss would be stolen that day. Though, Keith couldn't find it in him to complain.
Fin
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JJP Fic Rec
hi! i love jaebum, jinyoung, and most importantly jjp so here’s a fic rec for the ship of the life 
this is hardly a fraction of the quality jjp on ao3, but these are honestly my favourites and the ones i recommend the most! enjoy and join me in jjp hell
sfw (no smut)
1. (why dont you) speak it out loud  by sevencm 
complete/ post college au/ fluff/ 9k
“Imagine that A and B are dating, but person B doesn't voice their feelings much. One day person B is cursed/drinks a truth serum and has to say everything they think about out loud. Person B starts saying 'I love you' and other super cheesy shit to person A every five minutes. Person A enjoys it very much.” 
thoughts: actually the cutest fic to ever exist! the characterization in this fic is so good and i reread it all the time^^
2. Falsettos, Stains, and Drama   by jaenly 
complete/ high school au/ fluff/ 9k 
“It all starts when Jinyoung becomes Juliet Capulet.”
thoughts: ok so like jjp are both in drama club and they end up as romeo and Juliet. actually the cutest ever jaebum was so shy n bashful ///////// n jinyoung was dense as fuck, the ending made me smile so much!    
3. look at me for a sec (don’t be too awkward) by turbrolence(shortiest) 
complete/ hogwarts au/ fluff/ 10k 
“in which a bludger shatters jinyoung's shoulder and jaebum ends up volunteering to feed him breakfast.“
thoughts: so cute!!!!!!!!!! jinyoung is dense as a brick and i loved his interactions with the side characters too, jaebum was s o chivalrous but also dorky and SO ENDEARING this fic makes me want to spontaneously combust honestly 
4. Of douchebags and pretty boys  by schoetheisrealaf 
complete/ asshole au sorta/ fluff and humour/ 7k 
“’Dear Dog Biscuit, Since you seem unable to understand the sign that clearly indicates that this parking space is to be exclusively used by the staff of this facility, I’ll kindly explain it to you again: Until you’re an employee of the state who works his ass off for society only to get shit wages and the worst working hours you CAN’T USE THIS PARKING LOT, SO FUCK OFF! Apart from that, have a nice day. PS.: I hope you don’t have sex for a year. :)’
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You steal my parking spot all the time and I was just heading out to leave a strongly worded note under your windshield wiper but oh no you're hot AU Starring Jinyoung the kindergarten teacher and Jaebum the (arrogant yet dorky) business man“ 
thoughts: ok ok so this is so funny n also soft? jinyoung and kids makes me really happy and why is jaebum like this??? hilarious and also so cute rereading this is always fun! 
 5. opportunity cost  by symmetrophic 
 complete/ corporate au/ fluff and humour/ 4k 
“kim yugyeom, 25, is PA to park jinyoung, 29, feared ceo of park powers (this sounds marginally less ridiculous in korean). a lot more intellectually insulting and ghei than it sounds.”
thoughts: this fic is kind of yugyeom centric but its so funny and cute i just couldnt resist ukno!! jinyoung depends on yugyeom so much its cute and also jinyoung screaming over jaebum? the BEST 
6. Always By My Side by bb_bambam 
complete/ soulmates au/ fluff and angst/ 21k 
“Soulmates!AU where after you meet your soulmate, you experience physical pain when you’re apart for more than 12 hours until you both acknowledge that you’re soulmates.Essentially, it takes Jinyoung and Jaebum way longer than it should have to figure out that they’re soulmates.“
thoughts: the softest soulmate au ever! i especially loved how it was set in canonverse bc the emotions were so real n pure! the au setting was very clear and jaebum made me ssso sad 
7. Your Smile Is Sweeter Than (Hot) Chocolate  by bb_bambam 
complete/ coffee shop au/ fluff/ 12k 
“Jaebum brings Youngjae to a coffee shop for some hot chocolate, and they end up getting Jinyoung instead.Basically, the jjp coffeeshop/kidfic mashup au no one asked for.“ 
thoughts: another one from the goddess herself! jinyoung is the best barista and single dad jaebum is so sweet n whipped i loved it so much its just tooth rotting fluff tbh and kid! youngjae im really about to SCRE AM 
8. Topaz by setaxis 
complete/ idol verse/ angst/ 6k 
“Mark loves much the way he does everything else, quietly, unthinkingly. He doesn't know when he fell in love with Jackson. He doesn't think it matters much.
xxx
I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz, or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off. I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.” 
thoughts: ok this is the only main markson side jjp but i included it in this list bc jjp is pretty important here too and the angst hurts so much jaebum is so stupid and jinyoung hurts prepare to cry 
nsfw (w/ smut)
1. Disappear Here by foxxing(gayfantasticfour) 
complete/ detective au/ angst and mystery/ 70k 
“Homicide detective Im Jaebum's career has been steady and his personal life mostly uneventful, until the morning officer Choi Youngjae wakes him up at 3am and he finds out his childhood best friend and ex-partner has been murdered. He takes the case only to watch everything he's ever known slip through his fingers like sand and to finally figure out that sometimes life is all about finding forgiveness.” 
thoughts: this one was an emotional roller coaster! the plot was really intriguing and i cried so hard at the end. the writing was amazing too, as expected of the queen of jjp fanfiction 
2. read you like a magazine by dollyeo 
complete/ college au/ enemies to friends to lovers (!!)/ 42k 
“Ever since Jaebum passed auditions and he didn't, Jinyoung's been hell-bent on hating the guy. Now that they're in uni together, it's like destiny is screwing up all of his plans.”
thoughts: theres no actual smut in this but theres other nsfw-ish content so read at your own risk! this fic has the perfect amount of angst and fluff and ENEMIES TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS AAAAAAA jinyoungs character development was super fascinating n jaebum was so whipped in this i love him 
3. Citation by KingJackson 
complete/ college au/ enemies to lovers/ 115k 
“When the one book he needs for an important term paper has to remain in the campus library, Jinyoung catches the eye of Jaebum, a library assistant.”
thoughts: a fandom classic honestly! jinyoung is such a bitch but soft perfect jaebum loves him anyway its so angsty but also the best gghhhhhh check out the sequel renewal its also SO GOOD 
4. A Certain Romance by foxxing(gayfantasticfour) 
complete/ escort au?/ fluff/ 17k 
“By day, he's a top-rated babysitter. By weekends he's an x-rated escort. These things are generally kept separate, until the day his weekend regular gets his phone number by recommendation and calls for an emergency babysitter. The problem is that Jaebum doesn't know that Junior the escort is also Jinyoung the babysitter.In which Jaebum and Jinyoung know each other in the biblical sense but maybe want to get to know each other, too.“ 
thoughts: also by the queen! jinyoung with kids is the bane of my existence tbh and kid! yugyeom gives me so much feelings bOI jaebum is kind of awkward in this but jinyoung still likes him hehehe i loved this SO MUCH 
5. Compass Calling by sugarbowl 
ongoing/ pirate au/ action and angst and fluff/ 65k rn 
“Prince Jinyoung is destined for a lifetime of luxury, until he's shoved in a trunk and accidentally abducted. Im Jaebum clawed his way out of poverty to captain a pirate ship and... not much else, actually. Jinyoung could be his first real treasure, if Jaebum could just figure out how holding someone for ransom actually works.“
thoughts: cant believe this is the only fic on this list by god (actually just read sugarbowl’s entire ao3) this fic is so beautiful jaebum is kind of dorky and also really cool this fic had me at the edge of my seat all the time AMAZING 
6. The Tiger & The Duke by foxxing(gayfantasticfour) 
ongoing/ sugar daddy au/ angst/ 160k rn 
“Im Jaebum is the richest man in the country under forty, content to mess around and skirt the headlines as a cutthroat businessman and casual playboy. Park Jinyoung is a graduated English Literature major, content with (in Jackson's words) his boring life working at a restaurant and writing poetry. When their worlds collide over a spilled cup of coffee, Jinyoung learns there's a lot more to life than the secrets of his past and the safety of library books.“
thoughts: another one... but this is so good ok at first i was kinda wary bc the ten year age gap but its not very important in the plot and nothing illegal happens lol jinyoung makes me want to PROTECT and jaebum is trying his best ok hes sO anyway its good and ill cry when it ends 
7. muses by comingbackhometoyou
complete/ star trek au/ enemies to lovers/ 120k
“Your dad gave his life for-”
“Yeah, yeah I know,” Jaebum interrupts, voice ringing through the empty bar. “My dad gave his life for Starfleet and died with honors. I’ve heard this story a thousand times before. No offense, but why should it matter to me? Why are you here telling me what I’ve known since I was five years old?”
Jaebum has been running for 16 years when his past finally catches up with him.”
thoughts: this one doesnt have much smut i think just ALMOST smut but anyway i dont even like star trek but this made me so sad jjp love each other so much its beautiful and i love jinyoungs no-nonsense character its so funny and also heart wrenching i dont know this fic just hurts me its wonderful 
i hope you liked my recommendations and enjoyed the fics as much as i did! the jjp fandom is honestly blessed by so many good writers so i hope you find more good work in the tags!! 
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