#ABSOLUTLEY BANANAS

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

I can’t BELIEVE for the nights and days of life is over, I was starting to think that novel would last forever.

I hope you all are ready for the fact that it’s not over here on my blog, as my 5-5 ass is not done with it yet. In that respect, here are the chapter ten notes. No spoilers in the comments for me and any people who haven’t read yet, or are for some godforsaken reason, reading along with me.

And @mochalottie u are a queen and my favorite, I’m so sorry for taking so so long to read your work and being so bad at responding to your dms, I’m at the stage in adulting where every text from anyone seems like a monumental task lol. I’m trying to manage time better and respond better. It doesn’t help that I work in a high school so it blocks tumblr!!

Onto the for the nights and days of life chapter 10 notes! Happy Halloween all!

-The way I feel like my own children are growing up too fast when I hear that Spider and Neteyam aren’t sitting with Mo’at in the infirmary much anymore. 

-Ur fighting my Jake and Mo’at spend an insane amount of time gossiping headcanon. Ur simply spitting on it. Just think about it, just pICTURE it. Mo’at’s grinding up a paste and Jake sneaks in like “…Have your heard about what happened with Moe and Ninat?” and Mo’at goes “JAKE SULI I would never talk behind someone’s back. Tell me everything.”

-Hey, Neytiri being like unable to acknowledge Paz as Spider’s mom? Banger. It really gets to me. She’s like well fuck off that’s my kid all while doubting herself. But Mo’at's right baby Spider was Neytiri’s number one fan from day one, he was literally always a momma’s boy.

-Also because you mentioned the kids taking an afternoon nap, I wanted to take a moment to just highlight how hellish that year or so where Neteyam, Kiri, and Spider were done with naps and Lo’ak still needed them was. You know his ass threw the bIGGEST tantrum every time it was time for a nap and everyone else was still playing. He was enRAGED because no one has fomo like Lo’ak. The kid was feral, crying overtired tears simply insisting that he is absolutely not tired and does nOT NEED A NAP.

-Spider being in the sleeping pile is one of the things that makes my heart grow three sizes every time I read about it. But you made it 20 times worse by adding in that by himself he spreads out for safety but he feels safe in the pile, like I’ll kill myself.

-I literally can prove Spider always asks for banana fruit and I’m starting to become convinced it’s the only fruit he knows.

-Lol Norm and Max sitting on Earth absolutley fIGHTING over who has to tell Jake things are going BadTM. 

-Lol I just literally kNEW that Neteyam wanted to make Spider a present, and yet instead his gift to him was even more of a complex. 

-YOU CANNOT TEASE TARSEM LOVE STORY TO ME. ALSO I’M NOW ASSUMING HE’S GAY THAT SCENE READ GAY. 

-This is what both Jake and I thought of when Neytiri told him to keep his secrets:

SHE QUOTED THAT MOVIE ALMOST BAR FOR BAR MAN, IF I WAS JAKE THAT WOULD’VE SENT MEEEE. When I was younger I used to have to share a bed with my cousin on family vacations, and I’m telling you bitch is possessed. She sleep walks and sleep talks, and sleep assaults me in my sleep. But one time she fucking quoted The Princess Bride and the next morning when I told her I loved that movie, she told me she’s never seen it. I have never felt more fear for my life. Picture Jake struggling to explain the plot of Lord of the Rings, his ass has seen it, his twin was a nerd. 

-Jake as soon as his child needs comfort: Oh fuck, I’M the only one here!

-Spider, like 7: I won’t be able to mate dad. Jake: I have to go. I’m not ready for this.

-HUMANS ARE BACK, time for things to get a little fucking sad. I know I’m ALMOST twenty chapters behind and you guys are already in it, but I’m just getting started baybeeee.

-Also I love Spider calling his parents Ma and Da, your Irishness has crept in.

[wolfies-toys]

Barley - he/him jellycat bashful seal bought online in 2023 absolutley love this guys banana shape and nice soft fur

[internet-go-brrrr]

Murf, my beloved

I’d go absolutley bananas for a murf plushie.

[foulbearobservation]

completely losing it at mother superion unwilling sugar baby (wow what a string of words) especially bc. well. u've gotta be really good at being a nun to be in charge of that many nuns right? and what do nuns have? vow of poverty. i know that they also have the chastity and blah blah blah not important to this ask but i truly would lose it if one of the main points of contention for them were jillian: let me spoil u pls <3 ms: no bc GOD, jillian jillian: oh do u mean like. the one that kidnapped and then drastically aged my child? or That Guy? anyway do u like this one (not signing this one but u can probably guess out of ur frequent anons lmao)

I wanna say I'm sorry for the big brain thought of unwilling sugar baby mother superion but the truth of the matter is that I'm NOT.

Listen the thing is that even if ms stopped being a nun, you don't just like immediately switch ur brain out of poverty mode like she probabaly just is a regular person living within her means BUT to Jillian that seems absolutley absurd. Jillian is like WILDY rich u guys. She's "it's a banana, how much could it cost? Ten dollars?" level rich like she's stupid rich. So she keeps trying to like, do nice things for ms or buy her things and ms is like. what the fuck are you doing? this isn't necessary

and Jillian is just like. Tearing out her hair again because just let me treat you to something nice for once PLEASE, god says it's chill now.

[cawfeecakes]

OH GOD YOU GUYS MY FRIENDS ARE ALL ABSOLUTLEY OBSESSED WITH BANANA FISH!!

YOU GUYS HELP WHAT DO I DO!?

[georgemaxwellart]

ROBO KIDS are absolutley incredible, I have already done quite a few of them as physical’s, and they are just incredible 💗 The only chance to save the 🌎 🌍 🌏 #nft #nftcommunity #nftcollection #nftcollectibles #acrylicart @v.art.digital #opensea #singulart #nft #nftcommunity #nftcollection #nftartists #nftartgallery #nftcollectibles #artgallery #colorful #campbell #campbells #pop #nitendo #popartlover #star #life #love #freedom #banana #artbasel (hier: Zürich, Switzerland) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkV6J8col5a/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[diondecarnate]

I DONT REMEMBER IF I TOLD YALL

but i went to the hospital saturday night bcause of v v v bad side/gut pain (the doctors called it flank pain which is fun cause thats a Meat word) and after 5 hours of testsss turns out i have a stomach infection, and not even a fun one like salmonella, just one that hurts like fuck and requires antibiotics that cost $350 actual american dollars

but anyways the real news is that i currently feel better enough that i did laundry and have moved back to my desk :3

[jeawrites]

Okok. Jaren and Evan are bastard children. Jon and Jaren may be a dramatic duo but Evan and Jaren is the chaotic duo.

They'd be having a normal practice and turn their backs on those two for a minute and look back to see them both standing in a pile of snow (Evans quads would suddenly be ice-skates) with something burning in the background and snowman army and n o o n e would question it. They'd just turn around again like "yep. Never again." Or Tyler would be getting a gun, both works.

[vampogger]

sad

[gnorx]

When my wee rabbit does a yawn

Me: haha look at that teeny wee mouth

When I give him one of the big treats I expect him to have to eat a piece at a time

Him: HURNDXHSHUSHEISIDNOM

Me: :0

[marzipan-romanoff]

Going absolutley fucking bananas rn. Te quiero checo :3

[shhhhyoursister]

there’s gonna be so much matteo florenzi on my dash in the coming weeks and i’m really just gonna go absolutley bananas

[copper-trees]

another morning, another plate of pancakes //

feeling oddly content this morning, which also makes me feel DIScontent because I’m like ,,, something is wrong! you should be worried! trying to take it one hour at a time and not feel the need to plan absolutley everything out. //

kodiak cake mix w banana, almond milk, and chia seeds, then eaten w more banana, froz berries, tahini & syrup of course //

also have to shout out @sweeterthanabumblebee of course for her inspiration for this format :))

[starspaces]

falsettos tour first preview

ok so i went to see falsettos yesterday & now that i’ve slept on my thoughts, i felt like i should share the things i noticed ✨✨

act one:

- the cast is literally amazing. i mean, max von essen AND eden espinosa??? heck!! thatcher jacobs played jason when i watched it (the other jason is jim kaplan and i think i saw him downstairs but he looked busy) and he’s actually adorable, nick blaemire is such a fun & fed-up mendel, nick adams’s singing? amazing

- the dancing in four jews is A+++

- the people sitting behind me were fangirling so hard over eden ;; “i can just hear defying gravity” 

- my ap lit teacher was also there and he may have been playing a drinking game every time he saw smth gay, so i don’t blame him for falling asleep during act two

- mendel so obviously wants trina to actually put her head in his hands in love is blind but she just looks at him 

- whizzer’s “hepatitis, hepatitis?” always gets me

- marvin flicks whizzer in the head after the “don’t/won’t” part in thrill of first love 

- “what is this, polyblend?”

- mendel juggles trina’s neglige for a good 30 seconds

- i’m breaking down def got the most applause & laughs, eden did such a good job!!! (anyone who can belt with a banana in their mouth...true talent)

- jason sounds so confused and distressed when he sings “hello to my house” and he gives mendel the Noodliest Handshake

- trina holds “i’ll wait for you” for the longest time and stares directly at mendel as she goes offstage and mendel almost follows her out

- trina shimmies a little when she sings “chicken merengo”

- “mr mendel, as regarding your intentions to my mother” *mendel immediately makes for the door*

- instead of “washing your socks, jesus christ!” jason says “washing your socks, P.U.!” after sniffing them

- when mendel is trying to figure out why the hell he’s talking about biblical times, marvin sarcastically mouths “you’re doing great” 

- marvin bending over when whizzer says “asses bared”

- whizzer just absolutley yeets his suitcase after marvin hands it to him

 - the games i play? phenomenal

- there was a noticeable gasp from the audience when marvin hits trina ;; marvin goes “no, i would never-”, mendel hugs her protectively then trina goes to hug jason (who is visibly terrified) and comfort him

- max was for real crying in father to son it was Very Emotional and he kept on wiping his eyes hdshfh

act two: 

- cordelia & charlotte’s entrance got the 2nd most applause

- the band got the appreciation they deserved and you could see them up until the second half of act two

- year of the child was so good, jason jamming out to his walkman was rlly cute and so was the conga line

- trina tsks after mendel’s “i know more than you do”

- jason being so distracted by girls and not paying the slightest attention the baseball game and the others collectively wincing 

- it is def not believable that nick adams or andrew rannells has a bald spot, so like, does whizzer really have any imperfections?

- trina doing her workout in time to mendel’s singing was 10/10

- max looks SO skinny next to nick during the racquetball game just bc nick is Ripped™️ (also max couldn’t spin the racquet it was rlly funny)

- marvin and trina slowly inching closer to jason at the end of the fight, both ready to strangle him,  

- mendel herding marvin & trina offstage in the middle of everyone hates his parents: “go, go call the applebaums! get out! you’re almost there!”

- mendel’s failed cartwheel: rated 10 awkward tumbles out of 10

- whizzer trying play off feeling bad in more racquetball followed by marvin’s soft as heck “do you know all i want is you” destroyed me 

- instead of laughing after mendel’s “or else the hydrants moved” cordelia says “is that supposed to be a joke?”

- ahh mendel was so angry and dejected as he sings “why don’t we tell him, that we don’t have the answers” ;; he was sitting cross-legged on the floor with his head in his hands

- i have no words to describe unlikely lovers y’all

- marvin’s facial expressions during something bad is happening reprise like...realizing that whizzer is most likely going to die and he might die too,,,god

- charlotte was so freaking proud of cordelia making good food 

- jason looking at whizzer as whizzer leaves -- like, torn between finishing his bar mitzvah and going with whizzer -- was actually heartbreaking 

- what would i do was even more heartbreaking & marvin starts sobbing into his hands at the end until the beginning of falsettoland reprise

- there were so many audience members crying while mendel sang falsettoland (reprise)

- final bow: adorable. max blew a kiss to the audience as he exited

- i got to meet the cast at stagedoor and they were so nice!! i made them little laminated badges and nick a. was like?? so surprised when i was like yes you can keep the fanart i made for you and max hugged me after i gave him art so that was pretty cool

- for the ppl who are going and want to know what merch you can get: the ones I can remember are: two t-shirts (one with the falsettos logo, one with a rainbow flag w/ “love can tell a million stories” underneath), mugs, heart keychains, baseballs, baseball caps, scripts, magnets, and CDs!! they’re all really cute

- basically essentially it was an amazing experience and i’m so glad i got to go and i’m super excited for everyone else who gets to go see it!!

[ask-apprentice-tiberius]

For the fruit ask thing, raspberry, passion fruit, strawberry, banana, and/or pomegranate.(you can choose to do any or all of them)

raspberry: favorite flower?

"Oh, that's easy", Julian cut in before Ty could answer. "Roses. Any type of rose. Big ones, tiny, little tea ones, colorful ones-"

"Uh, excuse you, this is 'Ask TIBERIUS', not 'Ask Julian'!"

"Well, am I wrong?"

"...nooooooo."

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

"Uhhhhh, babe?"

"Oh, so NOW you want me to answer," Julian huffed, ignoring Ty's grumbled 'sorry'. "Tailored. Fine taloring. Even his underware is sewn to his exact sizes! Which I find absolutley ridiculous!"

"Hey! I have good tastes!"

"Which is another way for you to say 'I'm RICH and FANCY'!"

"Well, you're not wrong. I just believe in looking good and investing in quality materials."

"Pfft. ANYWAYS! When he's not dressed sharp enough to kill in premium leathers and finely-spun silk, he usually goes about in leather leggings and a mid-thigh-length tunic...which probably still costs more than what most people make in a week."

"Weren't you checkin' out the ass party earlier today?"

"No comment."

strawberry: favorite desserts?

"Ass."

"TY!"

"What?"

"'Ass' is not a dessert!"

"Okay fiiiiine. Chocolate-covered," Julian started to nod approvingly, "ass." He blinked in confusion before sighing in aggrivation.

"Well, at least it has something sweet."

banana: favorite horror movies?

"What's a 'movie'?"

(Modern!AU Ty doesn't really have a taste for horror movies, either, considering he pretty much went thru a real-life version of 'Apocolypse Now!' and 'Full Metal Jacket'.)

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

"Um, always?"

"Mostly."

"Wh-wh-wh-whah? 'MOSTLY'? In this house!? Julian, love, please, tell me, did you accidentally drink some of your cleaning agents?"

"Really, Ty? Remember when we broke up?"

"...please don't remind me. That was not a good month."

[bad-gorillazimagines]

Another heads up

Just letting you guys know that if you ever draw fanart for this blog i would go bananas. Absolutley jump off the wall. So if you ever do please send them in!