#ADD THAT LEMON

[yanderemommabean]

Alphas who are pussy addicted. They have to be muzzled when walking downtown with their mate to prevent them from just hitting their knees and stealing a taste. Alphas who steal stale and dirty underwear just to wetly suck their mates' taste from the fabric while lazily stroking their cocks, whimpering because they want it from the source but are so desperate this is all they can get. 

Alphas who go into such a puppy mode when they can finally, finally get their mouth on their mate (it's been hours and that feels like days!) and just bury their face as close as they can, inhaling their scent, groaning deep in satisfaction and relief, growling in irritation when their mate tries to leave (even if just trying to get more comfortable!) 

Alphas who suck, slurp, drink and gulp down everything their mate has to give them, knotting in their own underwear and staining the cloth with load after load of cum, face covered in slick and spit, but they cannot get enough, needing to get their tongue inside as deep as possible or to suck on their mates cock / clit like it's their only life line, sounding like an animal and uncaring how much their partner aches and begs for a break. They need this! They have to have this! It’s not their fault their mate is amazing and makes them crazy! 

Just some good omegaverse ramblings <3 

-Mommabean (Please tell me your thoughts!)

[free-my-boy-grumbot]

“ohhh i’m so tired of love songs i wish people would write more original stuff” literally listen to lemon demon. some of his song topics include

Ronald Reagan fights his evil shadow self

Guy is trapped inside an evil arcade machine that kills people

You can do what you want to your body! dye your hair! get that tattoo! pull your teeth out! stick screws in your eyes! rip your arms off!

disgraced scientist is disgraced

I forgor 💀

Guy died and a bunch of cool haunted shit happened and it was really spooky

Please date me i’m a really nice ghost i mean normal man

I’m eating a corpse and it’s soo tasty and homoerotic come join me

ohohoho i am a Creature

well you probably know what two trucks is about

[humhowellujah]

i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags

[lemon-wedges]

Herlocks best disguise yet 💖

[bigdumbbambieyes]

thinking of silly sexy moments between harringrove

like, Steve pushes Billy down onto their bed and is all cocky about it, because Billy’s really into it and he’s eager to have his pretty boy fuck him into next week, so Steve grabs his boyfriend’s hips to pull him down the bed to show how tough he is but Billy’s heavy and he barely moves down two inches - it’s like a little tug down that does nothing but jostle him and they have a little laughing fit over it when Steve tries again and the same thing happens, except it’s worse because Steve can’t catch his breath from his laughter and Billy’s stomach hurts from how hard he’s laughing, so giddy and free

or how Billy gets a leg cramp during sex and he pushes Steve off his dick so he can stand up and stomp the cramp out of his calf - all while Steve watches from the bed in clear amusement, a grin on his face the entire time, until Billy pushes him face-down onto the bed to continue where they left off

maybe their dirty talk goes wrong and one of them says something stupid like ‘yeah you like that you dirty little dude’ and the other is like ‘???’ and they laugh about it extra hard later during their pillow talk

or how Billy once fucked into Steve so hard after a party that the pretty boy let out a disgusting beer burp and then Billy farted almost immediately after and they couldn’t stop laughing and waving their hands around to clear the air

and that one time they had gross sticky cuddles after sex but they fell asleep, so in the middle of the night they had to literally peel themselves off one another because the sweat and cum dried between them and became super glue (or so Steve said)

Billy demanding that Steve cum inside him like the brat he is but then sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes straight afterwards because he’s too lazy to clean up and Steve refuses to do it because Billy was being a brat, but he still sits on the bathroom counter to keep him company and talks about how Billy reminds him of a drip coffee pot, which prompts them to talk about some other weird stuff they don’t tell anyone else

Steve walking around Hawkins with a red, irritated eye that everyone suspects is pink eye but it’s because his shithead of a boyfriend came directly in his eye the night before and now they’re not on speaking terms until Billy apologies - which he refuses to do because he can’t control the direction of his cum, Steve

sometimes the sex is boring but only because it’s super late and neither of them are really into it but they’re doing it because they can - until they realize ‘why the fuck are we trying to fuck at 4am let’s go to bed’ so they do

[burnt-grapes]

Had to physically stop myself from taking a photo of a shrivelled up lemon I saw in the parking lot of my local college, thinking “this is just like pathologic”

[leulahart]

a little sansa doodle because i just know she'd be a fashion girly

[figofswords]

hi just thought everyone would want to know. I think I just made the all time best potatoes anyone has ever made ever. just wanted to share

[autodiscipline]

not enough people are talking about how you can make ANY flavored syrup by adding your desired flavor (fruit/spice/etc.) to 1 cup water, simmer for 15 minutes, strain the solids, add liquid back to the pot with equal parts sugar & simmer for +15 minutes or until slightly thickened.....

[hikiclawd]

Thank you for the compliments on my art, I always like looking at you're strawberry shortcake designs did you make anymore?

Hello!! No problem, your art is always very nice to look at ^_^ I actually haven't made too many other strawberry shortcake designs/work, as I've been focused on other things, but I spent all day whipping up some head-shots just to get some vague ideas out...

Thank you for the ask ! ! !

[natjennie]

favorite fantasy high moment has to be the mess of everyone's coffee orders for gilear, threatening physical violence if he gets anything wrong, in the middle of the conversation they realize fig and riz arent there, fabian gets freaked out because riz didnt answer his call immediately, they ask sandra lynn to call sklonda, go right back to working out the coffee orders, all summed up with fabian's "boom! coffees ordered, is the ball dead?"

[lemonduckisnowawake]

Over the Garden Wall is SUCH a fascinating show to me for a myriad of reasons. But one of the things that stuck with me was the symbolism of the Woodsman and his lantern. TW for discussions on grief and unhealthy coping mechanisms (that I might get wrong, just as a warning).

I'm sure this has been said before, but to me it's just such a fascinating representation of how we unintentionally keep despair alive by clinging to our overwhelming grief of those we lost. Maybe I'm misinterpreting something or looking too deeply into it, but it's just. The lantern that the Woodsman keeps lighting in the hopes that his daughter's soul will be kept alive through it is, in actuality, keeping the Beast alive. And in a similar way I've read tales and actually studied grief theories about how people keep the memory of their loved one alive; at first, it's a good thing, and it can take however long or short you need to it be since grief seems to be something that generally never really goes away.

But there can come a point where all you live for is the dead, which is what the Woodsman was doing in laboring day and night to keep the lantern alive. And in doing so, you start to poison yourself and, rather than keeping the person you lost in living memory, you start to keep alive the despair and darkness. You start to keep alive the Beast rather than the soul of your daughter, in other words. Sometimes, it's intentional, though. "If I let go of this despair and anguish of mine, doesn't that mean I'll forever lose that person I loved?" And sometimes, it's unintentional.

The conclusion of it is that you have to let them go...you have to let that despair (not grief, but the poisonous and hopeless grief) go. Maybe, like Wirt did, through unflinching practicality and sheer knowledge rather than emotion. Or something else. But maybe, then, you'll find that when the lantern of your despair is gone, it'll be dark at first but you'll slowly start to see a grander light. And maybe, you'll find that your daughter is still alive anyway, in the light rather than in the darkness.

[beeduoo]

Up and at it yesss lets bring ghe mansion back

[lemon-wedges]

and two little sketches i found

[roychewtoy]

lemon shiv

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMY GOD......??!!!!!!!!!OH MY GOD SHES PERFECT..... lemon shiv........ Lemon Shiv.....LEMON SHIV!!!!!!!!! TAAAAATIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAAAAAANK YOUUUUUUUU

[maximumeffort]

cheers to all who celebrate